Oh, "Parks & Rec" Wedding Episode, 26 Reasons Why We Like And We Love You
It's not rocket science. Last night the sweetest sitcom on television liquified our hearts in a bucket, poured them over a mold, cooled them in anti-freeze and forged and shaped them anew. I promised myself I wouldn't cry. I broke that promise five times. So here are 26 reasons why we love and we like this show.
Because They Were Only Supposed To Be There Eight Weeks
Because Of Their Code Names
Because Ken Burns Never Wrote Her Back
Because Of Their Gifts To Her
Because Of Her Gifts To Them
Because Of Captain Snakehole
Because He Used A Waffle Iron
Because Of Dealbreakers
Because Of Toothbreakers
Because He Was Just Wandering Around Everywhere Looking For Her
Because She Has The Sensuality Of Eleanor Roosevelt Combined With The Animal Magnetism Of Lesley Stahl
Because We Missed Him In The Saddest Fashion
Because It Was Terrible And Perfect
Because She's Mad Sweet On That Back Meat
Because A Pawnee Wedding Without At Least One Punch Is Considered A Dull Affair
Because It's The Ann Perkins Of Dresses
Because He Pretends to Get Li'l Sebastian
Because He Called Her Beautiful. Not Him, The Other One.
Because We Need To Remember What's Important In Life: Friends...
...Work. Or Waffles, Friends, Work. Doesn't Matter, But Work Is Third.
Because It Was Like 5,000 Candles In The Wind
Because Of The Beavers Call Back
Because Of The Beanie Call Back
Because Of The Best Call Back
So here, my turtle doves and falcons, are some deleted scenes from last night...
...when you're done watching I'll meet you, well, do you know that wildflower mural up on the second floor?
I'll Meet You There
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