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Last Night on "SNL": Michael Bolton Blows Your Mindhole

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (12)



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Happy Mother’s Day, folks. And as my Mother’s Day gift to you, we’re going to skip right over the Osama Bin Laden cold open because, yeesh. Fortunately, Tina Fey’s fantastic singing monologue with Maya Rudolph put the Cold Open in the reahview. And look! Maya Rudolph, my favorite former “SNL” cast member who I didn’t like at all when they were on the show:

GOP Debate

Tina Fey pulls out the expected Sarah Palin impersonation: “I just hope the lamestream media won’t twist my words my repeating them verbatim.” Oh, and look: Darrell Hammond. What’s he been up to lately?


Mermaid

Hmmm. Meh. But Tina Fey looks great in a mermaid costume.

Digital Short: Jack Sparrow

It’s been a tepid year for Digital Shorts, and who would’ve thought that Michael motherfucking Bolton would be responsible for the year’s best?

Weekend Update Highlights

It’s for Seth Meyers to follow his own self at last week’s White House Correspondent’s Dinner, but he acquitted himself nicely with the Osama jokes. “A free Black Eyed Peas concert?! That’s too true to be good!”

Update: Stefon

Yes, he cracks himself up. And yes, it’s still funny.

Birthing Class

I know these people. I lived in Ithaca, NY for three years. This is how they all give birth.

Discount Prom Wear (Googie Rene)

One of the weaker skits of the night is still better than most skits during other weeks. But mostly, Maya Rudolph is great in this.

Hallmark Mother’s Day

It’s funny because it’s creepy.









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Comments

Darrell Hammond played a super creepy go-to guy on Damages last season. And he was really good at it too.

Posted by: snapnhiss at May 8, 2011 2:02 PM

ANOTHER SONG? MONOLOGUE!?!?!?!? ANOTHER SONG MONOLOGUE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: maka at May 8, 2011 2:46 PM

And holy sheet NBC, we don't need an ad every time you have a video. Do one out of every 3 or 4.

Posted by: maka at May 8, 2011 2:50 PM

It was worth it, the whole hour and a half, just for the Black Eyed Peas slam.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 8, 2011 3:37 PM

Mother's Day in the UK is earlier in the year than in the US but Father's Day is on the same Sunday in the UK and US. I've always wondered why that is but in the days before Wikipedia I never knew where to find out. Now, I live in the world of the future and I shall rush to Wikipedia to investigate. Bear with me a few minutes...

It turns out that the answer is really, really boring. Carry on.

Posted by: Baiiymena Bob at May 8, 2011 3:52 PM

“I just hope the lamestream media won’t twist my words by repeating them verbatim.”

That's the new "I can see Russia from my house."

Body slam!

Posted by: The Mutt at May 8, 2011 5:07 PM

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Fuck you and the NBC you rode in on.

/apologizes to Mom for swearing

Posted by: Uriah Creep at May 8, 2011 5:28 PM

I'm sorry to say that not even my beloved Tina could deter from what an ungodly turd SNL has become. Every week I try-- I really freaking do but it's just gotten to the point...I just can't anymore.

And it's not that I don't like the players -- I even find some of the newbs pretty enjoyable, but I'm inclined to think that the writing staff has been replaced by an army of toilet-bowl brushes with laptops. The show is just so Goddamn awful, that even the mildly funny parts don't make up for the fact that it sucks monster taint.

It seriously hurts my head to say it, bc I've been a fan of the show for a long, long time, and I do like the cast. I just can't stand anything about the show anymore and it pisses me off! There is soo much awesomeness in the comedy community these days! Hilarity exists -- I experience it pretty regularly (cough, Community), but I feel like funny and SNL parted ways some time ago. And I have to cut the cord.

Boo.

Posted by: beet salad at May 8, 2011 6:17 PM

You forgot the best part of the night- Ellie Goulding. She KILLED both of her performances.

Posted by: Faye at May 8, 2011 6:29 PM

do not try to tell me that michael bolton skit was funny. dumbest thing i've seen in ages. other than the mermaid/under the sea skit.

Posted by: Woody at May 8, 2011 8:59 PM

when, oh when, will this nonsense about not seeing video clips if you don't live in the u.s. end?

Posted by: splinter at May 8, 2011 9:30 PM

Personally, my favorite lines of the night came from Kenan in the political skit. "For all you birthers out there who thought I was born a billy goat, your suspicions have been confirmed!" and "Vote for me, the black Lorax" both had me laughing pretty hard. Also, best Weekend Update line was about Obama being the first black man being asked to prove he murdered someone. Otherwise, most the episode was crap. I have mixed feelings on the Bolton bit. Mostly feel it was too long.

Posted by: KatSings at May 9, 2011 8:03 AM