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"Last Man Standing" Review: So I Married a Comedy Murderer

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (25)



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There’s a lot wrong with ABC’s new Tim Allen comedy, “Last Man Standing,” not least of which is that it’s a generic, laugh-track sitcom steeped in lame 80’s humor. It’s essentially a remake of “Home Improvement,” only the television show is exchanged for YouTube videos, and the sons are exchanged for daughters so that Tim Allen’s Mike Baxter can better play on gender stereotypes. He’s an unfunny Al Bundy crossed with a Tea Party activist, a “man’s man,” which means: A little racist, a little homophobic. Still, it’d be one thing if Mike Baxter was the butt of his own jokes, an asshole Archie Bunker who managed to expand his worldview thanks to the perspective of three daughters and a boozy wife. But in “Last Man Standing,” his worldview is proven correct by the plotlines: It is sissy to baby-proof your house, and liberal day-care providers will turn your baby into a Nancy. Ranting and raving online about the demise of machismo validates Mike Baxter’s conservative worldview by making him a viral success.

Here are a few lines from this show that demonstrate Mike’s philosophical outlook:

  • “Soccer: That’s just Europe’s covert war for the hearts and minds of America’s kids.”

  • Thanks to the influence of Tim Allen’s character, the baby, Boyd, “Only knows six words, and half of them are ‘I Blame Obamacare.’”

  • Upon entering his male-dominated Outdoor Sports workplace (“Outdoor Man”), he appreciably remarks that it, “Smells like balls in here.”

  • On the downside of the baby going to a “hippy-dippy” preschool: “You know how that ends up? (Holds up arms to mimic being gay) Boyd dancing on a float … The only time men should be dancing is when people are shooting at their feet.”

  • “What happened to men? Men used to build cities just so we could burn them down. We got a haircut by a guy named Hank.”

  • “I’m not an ATM. You know how I know? I only speak English.”

    “Last Man Standing” is not simply a bad sitcom; it’s a bad sitcom with a conservative agenda: Modern men need to suck it up and lay off the hair gel, while women — good-natured and open-minded as they are — are ultimately wrong to coddle their children and should know how to change a tire. The world would be a better place if it were ran by real men who knew how to handle a knife and shoot a gun.

    Yet, it’s almost a shame that “Last Man Standing” is as bad as it is because it wastes the talent of Nancy Travis (So I Married an Axe Murderer), who left “Hart of Dixie” to come over to this sitcom and roll her eyes at her TV husband and humor his sexist remarks for 22 minutes a week. She is responsible for the one amusing sequence in the first two episodes; incapable of lifting a baby-proofed toilet seat, she resorts to the baby potty. Kaitlyn Dever (the young girl on “Justified”) is also wasted as the “sensible” daughter, as opposed to the dim boy-obsessed daughter (Molly Ephraim) and the got-knocked-up-at-prom and is raising a child out of wedlock while living with her parents daughter (Alexandra Krosney). In other words, she’s the Bristol Palin of the show, and what her baby is missing is the influence of a father. Mike Baxter plays that role as well, promising to mold his grandson into a real man, that is to say: A xenophobic, gay bashing conservative asshole.

    *grunt grunt*

    It’s fitting that “Last Man Standing” aired against the Republican debate last night. After the show, I flipped over to the second half of the debate and noticed some similarities between Tim Allen’s character and about half of the GOP Presidential contender field (Michele Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, and Rick Santorum): It’s not just that I disagree with their politics, it’s that I think they are awful human beings. “Last Man Standing” likewise is a show that I don’t find very funny, but more fundamentally, the lead character is a bad person and instead of belittling his intolerance, the sitcom celebrates it.

    I’m sure it’ll be a huge hit; in fact, last night’s hour-long block was the most watched 8 p.m. comedy premiere in seven years, as well as the highest-rated new comedy series on ABC this fall.









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    Comments

    last night’s hour-long block was the most watched 8 p.m. comedy premiere in seven years, as well as the highest-rated new comedy series on ABC this fall.

    Dear God. Isn't one "Two and a Half Men" enough? This type of completely stupid humor already has enough representation on CBS without ABC getting in on the action.

    Posted by: aroorda at October 12, 2011 12:48 PM

  • This makes me sad.

    Posted by: muertemaria at October 12, 2011 12:49 PM

    Mike Baxter is an asshole. Or was that Mike Dexter?

    Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at October 12, 2011 12:52 PM

    I'm willing to bet that it was the most watched because a lot of people didn't want to watch the GOP debate.

    The rest of us? Since Glee went on break, us masochists needed something else to watch to reaffirm our self-loathing.

    Posted by: Christina at October 12, 2011 1:00 PM

    Now I haven't watched Last Man Standing, but you better not be bad mouthing Home Improvement. That show is my fucking childhood, you monster!

    Posted by: RabidShihTzu at October 12, 2011 1:18 PM

    Your childhood is a drug addled nightmare where the weak are eaten and the strong wail in helpless indignation. Where three boys litter the landscape with their failed hopes and dreams, and their parents long for the sweet embrace of senility. Where the anonymous neighbor does unspeakable things under the cover of darkness and the thein veneer of suburban life is neither parodied or celebrated, just slogged through like the endless swamps of sadness. What I'm saying here is why weren't you watching Seinfeld, or Friends even?

    Posted by: Mrcreosote at October 12, 2011 1:33 PM

    last night’s hour-long block was the most watched 8 p.m. comedy premiere in seven years, as well as the highest-rated new comedy series on ABC this fall.

    I actually gasped. This country is so screwed.

    Posted by: lurkette at October 12, 2011 1:43 PM

    ... because JTT was cute?

    Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 12, 2011 1:47 PM

    well why don't you cry about it.

    Posted by: 123 at October 12, 2011 1:48 PM

    the lead character is a bad person and instead of belittling his intolerance, the sitcom celebrates it.
    ---
    Oh, I doubt that's the aim of the show.

    More likely, "Here's what all of America would look like if those cretin conservatives ran it:" -- imitates drooling Neanderthal.

    Because you're not allowed to portray a conservative as anything like a normal human being with a functional brain.

    Posted by: , at October 12, 2011 2:05 PM

    Explain to me then how, given the (what I think we can pretty much all agree is the) left-leaning slant of Hollywood and, therefore, most of what passes for television, this one somehow sneaked through the defenses and made it on the air if it's intended to undermine liberalism? I doubt Rick Perry is the executive producer, right? More likely it is intended to be ironic (and wildly lucrative) by portraying conservatives the way (Hollywood thinks) they want to see themselves portrayed, while at the same time setting up a shooting gallery for liberals (if liberals believed people should have guns) to ridicule and condemn. I'm old enough to remember that there was a mock (or possibly not-so-mock) Archie Bunker for President campaign back in the day.

    Clever bastards, I have to admit.

    Posted by: , at October 12, 2011 2:12 PM

    Dustin, please stop watching horrible things.
    You'll eventually get brain damage, and then what would become of us?

    Posted by: OldSchool60 at October 12, 2011 2:21 PM

    You see this show was totally unfunny, and yet you somehow managed to still take it too seriously.

    Something to be said about that.

    Posted by: googergieger at October 12, 2011 2:21 PM

    I love Nancy Travis, and I always have. That is all.

    Posted by: jimbob at October 12, 2011 3:01 PM

    My parents are going to love this show SO HARD.

    Could someone do a recap right before Thanksgiving so that we can all discuss it with our respective parents over deep fried turkey? Thanks.

    Posted by: Andrea at October 12, 2011 3:06 PM

    Comma:

    I'm tempted to agree with you except for the fact that this is ABC, the network that broadcasts Pat Robertson on a weekly basis.

    Posted by: PaddyDog at October 12, 2011 3:42 PM

    "it’s a bad sitcom with a conservative agenda"

    I'm no conservative, but dude, there are plenty of shows with a blatant liberal agenda. The conservatives have a right to shitty sitcoms too. Although that show does look legitimately terrible. I saw previews and cringed at its triteness.

    Posted by: Ashley at October 12, 2011 4:23 PM

    Has anyone heard from or seen Travis' husband and sons lately? I'm just trying to figure out her rationale for appearing on such a steaming pile.

    Posted by: idiosynchronic at October 12, 2011 4:31 PM

    PaddyDog,

    Hah, you got me there.

    Actually, for shits and giggles I looked it up, and it appears Tim Allen is the executive producer.

    Posted by: , at October 12, 2011 9:21 PM

    Comma says:
    Because you're not allowed to portray a conservative as anything like a normal human being with a functional brain.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Delete " you're not allowed"

    Insert " it's impossible"

    It's the far right whack-job Bachmann Palin Perry conservatives and the far left (can't think of anyone that is that far left) liberals that are dividing this country. There is no compromise for any of them.

    Tim Allen is a buffoon who no one listens to, so I'm sure this unfunny excuse for a show is supposed to portray him as a new Archie Bunker, or a sit-com Colbert, where everyone gets the joke. Unfortunately, we'll probably see Sarah Palin guest starring in the near future.

    Posted by: kirbyjay at October 13, 2011 9:45 AM

    last night’s hour-long block was the most watched 8 p.m. comedy premiere in seven years, as well as the highest-rated new comedy series on ABC this fall.

    Dear God. Isn't one "Two and a Half Men" enough? This type of completely stupid humor already has enough representation on CBS without ABC getting in on the action.

    Posted by: aroorda at October 12, 2011 12:48 PM

    EXACTLY! It's painfully obvious that ABC just wants to tap into the same lucrative demo that CBS has found. Has anybody seen the promos for Man Up!

    Posted by: valerie at October 13, 2011 1:32 PM

    So if you don't like it, watch "Glee" or "Big Bang Theory" - both of which I find totally unwatchable - or some other crap. We don't all have to like the same things, there is plenty of TV to go around.

    Posted by: Mike K at October 14, 2011 5:41 PM

    I actually used to get my hair cut by a guy named Hank, in a bifurcated half-salon/half-barbershop, and there was a pretty constant stream of sexist jokes. Now that I think about it, that place could have been the set of a shitty network sitcom. My fondest memory was how Hank always called my dad by the wrong name after my dad gave up correcting him. Jesus, WAS it a set from a shitty network sitcom?

    Anyway now I get my hair cut from a gay dude who knows what he's doing.

    Point of curiosity: Does Tim Allen do Chevy commercials now? I think I recognize his voice but I can't be sure.

    Posted by: Jettison at October 17, 2011 2:12 PM

    My husband wanted to check out this show, so we taped the first one. God it was awful. Just NOT funny, not even a "laugh at the asshole" kind of way.

    Posted by: Jifaner at October 21, 2011 10:53 PM

    As a vegetarian for 40 years, the notion that conservatives are meat eating rednecks leaves me bemused. I think I fit the conservative values. Why? I loved this sitcom...hehe.

    Posted by: Lorem D at December 10, 2011 12:38 AM