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How Will I Ever Wrap My Brain Around This Convoluted Mess?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (14)



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HBO’s “Entourage,” now in its seventh season, is a complex emotional drama. It’s a minefield of plot turns, complications, and relationship turmoil. We here at Pajiba don’t want you to have to face the density of the show alone. Throughout the seventh season, we will be tracking every crucial highlight of the show, guiding you through the twists and turns of the labyrinthine HBO comedy.


Week 2 Highlights:

  • Vince got a haircut, sky-dived.

  • Johnny Drama is still unemployed; Lloyd, and now Eric, can’t find him a job.

  • Turtle wrongfully accused a former limo driver of credit card theft, apologized.

  • Jerry Jones wants Ari to bring an NFL team to L.A.


    Previous Weeks

    Week 1 Highlights:

  • Vince succumbs to pressure from Nick Cassavetes and does his own stunt.

  • Eric is still engaged.

  • Johnny Drama is still unemployed; Lloyd can’t find him a job.

  • One of Turtle’s drivers quits after Turtle makes a pass at her.

  • Ari still runs the most successful agency in the world.

    Background Context: Vince is filming a Nick Cassavetes action film; Turtle owns his own limousine service featuring models as chauffeurs; Eric is engaged to Sloan; Johnny Drama is unemployed; and Ari runs the most successful talent agency in the world.









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    Comments

    But what about naked chicks? Were there any naked chicks?

    Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 12, 2010 10:46 AM

  • You totally missed the subtle change in Vince. Instead of being a pretty boy pussy NOW he's a pretty boy thrill seeker/asshole. This is compelling stuff and you're just glossing over it.

    Posted by: logan at July 12, 2010 10:52 AM

    Clearly you just don't understand the subtle nuances of the show. It is about for boyhood friends suffering from early onset alzheimer's (as evidenced by the fact that they have to say eachother's names every 30 seconds). Yet somehow they manage to stick together, find their car keys, and succeed!

    Posted by: thegriz at July 12, 2010 11:25 AM

    Wait, I'm confused. Could you dumb this down?

    Posted by: Patrick C at July 12, 2010 11:49 AM

    I am horribly disappointed that these recaps lack the only thing that matters:

    * Sloan (Emmanuell Chriqui) screen time this week - mm:ss

    Posted by: BierceAmbrose at July 12, 2010 12:06 PM

    The best part of "Entourage" is also one of its most underutilized -- Debi Mazar as Shauna. She fucking owns every scene she's in, and every episode without her is a goddamn failure.

    Posted by: TK at July 12, 2010 12:16 PM

    Confused as to why you promote it week by week if you dislike the stupidity of it

    Posted by: Essex at July 12, 2010 3:12 PM

    Less like a monkey, more like Stamos' less talented cousin.

    Posted by: bananapanda at July 12, 2010 4:32 PM

    @BierceAmbrose: Unfortunately, this past episode's Sloane screen time was 0:00.

    Posted by: Kobie at July 12, 2010 7:55 PM

    Confused by Essex's apparent inability to comprehend humour.

    Posted by: JQ at July 12, 2010 8:36 PM

    But why is the guy's name Turtle? That is a stupid name. That's all I ever want to know about this show.

    Posted by: figgy at July 13, 2010 12:10 AM

    And why did this Turtle character suddenly lost all that weight?

    That one kept me up at night.

    Posted by: magiel at July 13, 2010 4:19 AM

    @figgy

    He has everyone call him Turtle because he's embarrassed about his real name, Sal. Don't ask me why he's embarrassed by it, he just is.

    Now lay off my favorite show guys!

    Posted by: SlizBomb at July 13, 2010 6:57 PM

    week 4 or 5 and still no boobs. THERE WAS A FUCKING PORN STAR ON THE SHOW LAST WEEK FOR GOD SAKES!!!!
    I feel like I am chasing a dream.

    Posted by: Dr. Mario at August 6, 2010 9:23 AM