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Count How Many Times Charming Potato Removes His Shirt in Last Night's "Saturday Night Live"

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (34)



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Things I learned about “SNL” hosts Charming Potato last night: 1) He’s an even worse actor than I previously believed; 2) he has absolutely no sense of comic timing; 3) and I think I like him even more. Somehow, Tatum has been given the gift of Keanu: Extremely likable despite no discernible talent. Hell, even when Tatum tries to make fun of his own lack of talent, it comes off bad, and yet, I like him even more for it.

It was still a fairly bad “SNL.” Here are the highlights:

Sci-Fi Movie Cold Open

I’m embedding this here just so you will all know exactly what the worst cold open in “SNL” history looks like.

Channing Tatum Monologue

He makes fun of the fact that he was once a stripper, and even his self-deprecation is off-key. He’s completely without talent! This monologue is atrocious! And yet it endeared me to Tatum. He tries so hard, y’all.

Getting Freaky with Cee Lo

Another awful skit that I am embedding because Charming Potato does a dreadful Matthew McConaughey impression, and yet, it’s hard to look away. This is seriously unfunny. Watch!

There were three legitimately funny skits last night. The first was a Spike commercial for Downton Abbey (which isn’t embeddable, but it was the night’s biggest highlight), and the other two good moments were during Weekend Update. Here’s Bobby Moynihan’s Guy Fieri (finally, a reason for Moynihan to exist).

Here’s Kristen Wiig as Lana Del Rey mocking the assholes (like us!) who mocked Lana Del Rey’s “SNL” performance. It’s very meta, but also crazy spot-on.

Tom Brady & Janet

Tom Brady was one of the worst hosts in the history of “SNL” and somehow, Channing Tatum as Tom Brady is even worse than Tom Brady as Tom Brady. But again, Channing’s Keanu mojo is captivating.

Exercise Commercial

Finally, Charming Potato’s Best Worst performance of the night. If his awfulness hasn’t completely won you over yet, this should do the trick.

And for your listening enjoyment, here are the two Bon Iver performances. Can we just make them the permanent musical guests?










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Comments

Hey! Don't diss on Bobby Moynihan. First, he's done that impression many times before. Second, he's been the best part of the show this season, and I mean that with all sincerity.

I didn't get to watch this episode last night (I was........indisposed......by alcohol.....), but I did watch Bon Iver and the Lana Del Rey sketch.

Bon Iver was perfect, and that Lana Del Rey sketch (despite what I thought was actually a really bad impression; I hate how every vaguely sexy woman Kristen Wiig does has the same breathy voice) is absolutely killer. Being on the Del Rey bandwagon myself, the Twitter reaction to her performance was way over the line. Even Brian Williams said something horrible about it. Hyperbole is so insidious.

Posted by: ChristianH at February 5, 2012 9:20 AM

"The gift of Keanu." Snerk. Still.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at February 5, 2012 9:28 AM

i think you're being a little too hard on mr. potato. his opening monologue was passable, god know there have been worse.

but you're totally right, charming does have that keanu endearing-yet-talentless thing going for him.

if you (don't) got it, flaunt it.

Posted by: Fellatio Squashgarden at February 5, 2012 9:35 AM

by the way, i had to do a double take on that header pic...at first glance it looks like he has a swastika tattooed on his bicep.

Posted by: Fellatio SquashgardenS at February 5, 2012 9:37 AM

You insult Keanu. Keanu's not upsetting to look at.

And beard music? Man, I'm already at work, why ya gotta pile on like this?

Posted by: Jay at February 5, 2012 9:41 AM

So that's Bon Iver, huh?

So Christopher Cross went and got reincarnated, and I didn't even know he was dead. I'm so out of touch.

Posted by: Jerce at February 5, 2012 10:19 AM

i can't believe you excluded a clip from Bongos Strip Club! that alone was so ridiculous i had to watch it...erm, 3 or 4 times. cough. "Give it up for Chief Pumps with Gusto!" so, so stupid and funny.

Posted by: beet salad at February 5, 2012 10:42 AM

Compared to Sam Worthington, Mr Potato is down right charismatic. At least I'm aware that it's him when I'm looking at him.

Posted by: Freller at February 5, 2012 10:49 AM

Guy Fieri was terrible. Moynihan can't even read cue cards.

Posted by: maka at February 5, 2012 10:52 AM

SNL is always awful, it's a matter of degrees of bad. Last night was no exception. What I don't get is the Bon Iver love. That is some of the most boring shit to listen to.

Posted by: themap at February 5, 2012 11:00 AM

Gawd, Jerce, you're right.

Posted by: Jay at February 5, 2012 11:10 AM

Awww, I think you are being a little tough on the tater. Not great, but nowhere near some of the worst episodes this season (even out of the small set I've seen). Plus, he just seemed so damn HAPPY to be there (like Keanu + actual enthusiasm), it was hard to really hate on it.

Posted by: kimk at February 5, 2012 11:10 AM

What I don't get is the Bon Iver love. That is some of the most boring shit to listen to.

Aaaaaaand I remember why Pajiba Music failed.

Posted by: ChristianH at February 5, 2012 11:25 AM

Yes, the unenlightened masses.

Posted by: Jay at February 5, 2012 11:26 AM

Never heard Bon Iver's music before last night (that's how you pronounce it?!?), although i have read many articles about them. And wow. So melodic and beautiful. I literally teared up.

Posted by: JB at February 5, 2012 11:38 AM

I kept watching to see just how bad it was going to be. But it was so lifelessly bad. Boring, but unoffensive. Not unlike Charming Potato himself. I did think funny that the boring,talentless, but attractive male host was treated exactly like the boring, talentless, but attractive female hosts. Like Megan Fox. Basically they made him look pretty, and take his shirt off. A male bimbo.

And how much do you think Lana Del Rey's record company paid Wiig to do that sketch? While it was probably the highlight of the evening, it still tried to defend some worthless music.

Posted by: Sean at February 5, 2012 1:11 PM

I thought Bon Iver was a person. And it's pronounced like bon hiver/good winter? Like Jerce I had only heard of the band, but not heard them. HE DOES SOUND LIKE CHRISTOPHER CROSS! It's crazy, but it's true: when he started singing, I knew it sounded familiar, but I couldn't place it. The music is lovely, but not so much with the counter tenor.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 5, 2012 1:46 PM

When you get caught between the douche and lame-ass music, I know it's crazy but it's true...

Posted by: Chuk at February 5, 2012 3:27 PM

Ctrl + F "zeke the pig"

no results

I'll come back later.

Posted by: John G. at February 5, 2012 4:01 PM

For some reason I got a hankering for potato skins everytime Tatum took his shirt off. Damn you, Pajiba, and your gift for nicknames.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at February 5, 2012 4:22 PM

Can SNL please make the Del Rey character recurring. Both times Wigg did that character were hilarious.

Um, where can I get that dress and wig for my wife?

Nevermind, found it at Strippermart.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at February 5, 2012 4:28 PM

I stand by my sentiment that Bobby Moynihan is amazing and just underutilized by the writers. He's been a guest on Comedy Bang Bang twice, and both times has been extremely funny and endearing. Lorne Michaels just needs to give he and Taran Killam a chance.

Posted by: Nonanonymous at February 5, 2012 4:41 PM

Stop fucking posting, Bobby. Your embarassing yourself.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at February 5, 2012 4:57 PM

Will someone PLEASE take this show out back and shoot it in the head...?

Posted by: Kenny G. at February 5, 2012 5:58 PM

Ah, Strippermart.

Fine clothing for loose women. And drag queens. But not for loose drag queens.

Posted by: ZombieMedic at February 5, 2012 6:00 PM

Anyone know why Paul Brittain left SNL? Did he pull a Jenny Slate and swear on air or something?

Posted by: spoobnooble at February 5, 2012 6:13 PM

Of course, zombiemac. Any self respecting drag queen keeps it high and tight.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at February 5, 2012 6:27 PM

Heee. "Beard music". I love you, Jay.

And that "A weird bucket of mussels!" thing made us laugh. Nice.

Posted by: figgy at February 5, 2012 8:30 PM

I don't know, I thought he was damn charming and he had fun with it.

I can't believe I just said that about the Potato.

Posted by: MM at February 5, 2012 11:37 PM

I always get Charming Potato and that Helen Klutz fella mixed up.

And Kristen Wiig should do more Kris Jenner sketches. Her impression is amazing.

Posted by: Sofía at February 6, 2012 8:27 AM

Although it needed some work, I actually liked the cold opening. When I heard Newt's speech talking about a Moon colony I definitely got a 1960's sci-fi vibe, which the cold open tapped into.

But this sketch does touch on one of my objections to SNL doing political sketches, that is, The Daily Show just does it so much better. If SNL is going to take politics on, they need to really need to make it their own and dive into the realm of the ridiculous instead of attempting to do satire.

Adding in Romney and Herman Cain was just clumsy - whereas a skit centered on Reaganbot, and Newt's egomania could have been pretty hilarious. When Will Ferrel did W he gave us a character that can be best described as The Clueless President (inventing the word 'strategery' along the way, for which I will always be grateful). If SNL and or Bobby worked on the character of Egomaniac Space Candidate, I think it could be pretty entertaining.

Posted by: Miss Laaw-yuhr at February 6, 2012 2:19 PM

What's a Bon Iver? Is that the band or the dude? Sounds like Don Henley. Is that what folks like these days? Hm.

Posted by: Amanda H. at February 7, 2012 1:00 AM

I thought it was the best cold opening of the season, by far. I just don't understand why the opens have to be political now. To get it out of the way? Odd way to start the show.

Posted by: Gitley at February 7, 2012 10:35 AM

Über Geschmack lässt sich ja bekanntlich streiten..

Posted by: Robert Heinzen at February 12, 2012 8:53 PM