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"Cougar Town" / Dustin Rowles

TV Reviews | September 24, 2009 | Comments (32)


Out of fondness and respect for Bill Lawrence, and seasons one through four of “Scrubs,” I think I tried to will myself into loving “Cougar Town.” But in the end, the only thing I could really see in the pilot was potential for a better show. All I could muster was this saving notion: Pilot episodes are notoriously bad indicators of a show’s future. See: “Seinfeld.” See “30 Rock.” See “The Office.” Or, for the opposite crash-and-burn perspective, see: “Glee.”

There really is a lot of potential in “Cougar Town,” though. The problems, so far, are three-fold. First, Courteney Cox still hasn’t given up her Monica Gellar personae — she’s just a different kind of neurotic. But it’s still the same over-pronounced, get-in-your-face delivery, replete with a shrill, trying-to-hard vibe. I don’t really have anything against Cox or Monica Gellar, but it doesn’t suit the role, and it only exaggerates the second problem with “Cougar Town,” namely that Bill Lawrence is trying to fit part of the “Scrubs” paradigm into a show that can’t contain it. The lesboerotic relationship between Cox’s Jules and Christa Miller’s Ellie doesn’t sit right, and it pales in comparison to JD and Turk’s bromantic relationship. There’s also the fact that Lawrence reaches for the same “Scrubs” quirky vibe, and though it works with some of the smaller characters, Cox is too settled into the mainstream sitcom mold to make it work for hers.

The biggest problem, however, is the show’s premise: Recently divorced, 40-year-old Mom returning to the dating scene, only to sleep with men half her age. The Cougar/MILF thing has been played out for years — the Cougar has become as much as stock character as the sassy black woman. It also makes for a lousy character to revolve a show around.

But on the flip side, “Cougar Town,” also seems to suffer from the same problems that plagued the latter seasons of “Scrubs”: It’s main character is the least interesting person on the show. The good news, however, is that “Cougar Town” already has the makings of some great supporting roles. Dan Byrd, who plays the son, Travis, is amusingly dry and sarcastic. The recently divorced neighbor guy (Josh Hopkins), who sleeps with sorority girls, similarly, has excellent prankster potential. Ian Gomez could be the next Ted. But the best is Brian Van Holt, the ex-husband, who is essentially a more fully formed Todd, sans the high fives. He’s easily the best part of the show, but unfortunately, has the least amount of screen time. It’s a shame, however, that “Cougar Town” is so desperately missing a Dr. Cox, someone who can ground the show and keep the main character in check.

Still, the pilot did feature some fairly great lines, though some of them would’ve been much better delivered by Sarah Chalke (“You know how it goes, I started thinking with my coochie-cooch”). Still … Cougars? Really? In 2009.

But then again, maybe I’m being too hard on “Cougar Town.” Maybe it only suffers in comparison to “Scrubs,” a beloved show that never got the ratings for ABC (though, it will be back at mid-season). I think Bill Lawrence may be trying to tone down the quirk, and dial up the sitcom conventions in the hopes, ultimately, that “Cougar Town” will find a broader audience. Or maybe, it’s just going to take Lawrence a few episodes to find his footing, to build a few running gans, and to develop the relationships a little better. I hope, for his sake, that Courteney Cox cooperates. And as long as “Modern Family” serves as one of “Cougar Town’s” bookends, I’ll gladly stick around to see if it gets better.


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Comments

all true but courtney cox is still really hot.

Posted by: bob at September 24, 2009 4:40 PM

I'll come right out and say it: I love Cox! Just cannot get enough Cox. Mrs. Spender and I often fantasize about how great it would be to share some Cox. Man, the more Cox I see the hotter I get until I'm ready to be tied up and whipped by Cox!
If ABC wants me to keep coming back, they'd better be showing more Cox on a regular basis. FILL THE SCREEN WITH COX!
Whoa! Does this make me a Cox sucker?
Guess so!

Posted by: Spender at September 24, 2009 4:48 PM

I just have a problem watching a show called "Cougar Town." It sounds more like a teenage sex romp than a TV show. Long past tired of the term "cougar" (in its old chick on the prowl for young dudes context). I mean, I guess it's better than "old maid" or "matronly." But still.

I'm just going to let Spender's tribute to Cox go without comment. I think it speaks for itself.

Posted by: Slash at September 24, 2009 4:57 PM

Summary:
1. Cougar Town was boring.
2. Modern Family was funny.
3. Spender is trying too hard.

Posted by: BAM at September 24, 2009 4:58 PM

Is Busy Philipps supposed to be a cougar as well in this? She's only 30. If so, we might as well give up the ship and convert our society to Logan's Run.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at September 24, 2009 5:00 PM

So when does Jane Seymour make her obligatory guest appearance?

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at September 24, 2009 5:03 PM

I've never understood the appeal of younger lovers, mostly because I'm at the age (17) when "younger lover" means Jonas Brothers Concerts, Megan's Law registry, and 11 inches of unlubbed cock in an 8 by 9'er, raping you to death.

Posted by: George at September 24, 2009 5:13 PM

Weird you should mention Logan's Run. I just rented it. Hubby hasn't seen it and kept getting it confused with Bladerunner, which he also hadn't seen. We just finished watching Bladerunner and he hated it. I still hate it. I'm expecting Logan's Run to be a cheesetastic evening with Michael York and his teeth, Farrah Fawcett and her miniskirt, and Peter Ustinov and his cats.

Posted by: BWeaves at September 24, 2009 5:17 PM

This show would be much more fun if it was about a cougar vampire. She would be, like, 800-years-old, but look 45. A cougire?

All the female vampires I see in the movies are in their early 20s or old as shit. You never see the 40-year-old divorcee vampire with a precocious toddler or out-of-control teenager. How do they make it in a world dominated by vampirette skanks with their cullulite-free asses and pristine incissors?

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at September 24, 2009 5:18 PM

Wow, I did not expect that.

For a site that prides itself on being scathing and bitchy you were incredibly generous and forgiving in your review. That fondness for Bill Lawrence must buy a hell of a lot of goodwill. I was expecting vicious skewering and here you are trying to equivocate your way into giving it time to mature.

It's not going to mature- the show is called "Cougar Town" for God's sake. That's like the sitcom equivalent of MILF Island. You can't even satirize network TV when when they do shit like this unironically. How can it possibly improve from here? Do you honestly think the characters are going to develop into relatable or even mildly entertaining human beings? Do you think the writers are going to advance beyond the cloying observations about middle aged women and sexuality? How much mileage will they try to get out of awkward hookups attempts, Courtney Cox awkwardly trying to act sexy, and stale observations about male/female stereotypes double standards?

I didn't watch all of it but what I saw was cringeworthy. It was honestly almost painful to watch them force some of those scenes and some of that dialogue. Courtney Cox can't handle that role, but the script is so bad it doesn't really matter. It's trying to be edgy but it just comes off flat and sadly out of touch. It has the worst aspects of Desperate Housewives later seasons, minus the suspense and drama, trying really hard (and failing) to be like Two And A Half Men. It is yet another low point in network television.

Seriously, what the hell were you thinking?

Posted by: Yossarian at September 24, 2009 5:57 PM

DR, did you watch Glee last night? It was much better.

I didn't watch Cougar Town. I was watching Glee. And then, inexplicably, Eastwick.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at September 24, 2009 6:06 PM

Wait.... that's not inexplicable at all. I love terrible things.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at September 24, 2009 6:07 PM

Something happened to Courtney Cox around season 5 of Friends. She went from being an actress with good comic timing who could actually act, to this shrill caricature of herself who was obviously crazy. It was about that time too that she went from normal thin to painfully skinny. I remember some outfits from that season where you could see her clavicle and her rib cage. Yuck. I'm sad to see that this is the persona that stuck. I always hoped that her transformation was a result of the writing, but I guess it was all her. Lobotomy? Botched hormone therapy? Meth? Who knows.

Posted by: katy at September 24, 2009 6:33 PM

How can a woman be called a cougar when she's been replaced with parts less than 5 years old?

Posted by: You Mad at September 24, 2009 6:38 PM

You Mad, part of the definition of a Cougar is that they have parts that are younger than their kids.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at September 24, 2009 6:42 PM

trying-to-hard vibe

Best. Typo. Ever.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at September 24, 2009 6:43 PM

BWeaves >> You hurt me. Blade Runner rules.

Don't forget Box and his fish, and plankton, and sea greens, and protein from the sea. We're all going to Carousel. Renew! Renew! Renew!

Posted by: DarthCorleone at September 24, 2009 6:46 PM

Cox AND Miller in the same show? I have the biggest girl crush on Christa Miller. Damn, I may have to start watching this now. Fuck. Like I don't have enough to do.

Posted by: dsbs at September 24, 2009 8:54 PM

Katy, I had the same reaction to Cox, but assumed it was the writing because the same thing happened to EVERY other character on that show after season 5.

Posted by: dsbs at September 24, 2009 8:55 PM

Yossarian, I understand the apprehension involved in a show called Cougar Town. Courtney Cox was very annoying on Friends, just like everyone else. The thing is, you mention that you only saw glimpses and ranted basically about the name and the tidbit you saw...THATS ALL. My wife and I watched the WHOLE show. And trust me, I hate prime time tv and know when a show is trying to hard to be edgy and I sure as FUCK would not watch Desperate Fucking Housewives! Cougar Town is not what you think and it fucking sucks that anyone is so judgemental that they would go off on a show they didn't watch. Watch the GODTOPUSDAMNED show! Then get back to us... Anyway The Office is on.

Posted by: Syzlak at September 24, 2009 9:02 PM

"True Blood" has a hot 40+ vampire. I don't watch the show but Mrs. Spender does. Saw the hot vamp and said "Hey! That hot vamp used to be on BSG!"
Mrs. Spender nodded slightly, as if to say "Get the fuck on outta here, I'm watchin' my story, son!"

Posted by: Spender at September 24, 2009 9:02 PM

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Posted by: Jessie at September 24, 2009 9:55 PM

No Shit, Spender?

She must be a MILF, Mother I'd Like to Fang.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at September 24, 2009 10:28 PM

It was flat out awful. Cox was some sort of shrill hyena, overacting and screeching her way through most of the scenes. The idea that someone so pretty would have a hard time dating - well even the show didn't believe it - because on her first outing, she bagged a hot, young guy. And she was supposed to have been married to that moron on the lawn mower? Come on, the writing was utter crap. The show is diarrhea.

Posted by: Cindy at September 24, 2009 10:32 PM

Per usual, TELEVISION is slow to recognize and embrace memes. The "Cougar" concept was old thirty minutes after it appeared on Fark. To take such a tired concept and attempt to turn it into a series starring another recycled meme (Courtney Cox) is further proof that the network television concept is a corpse whose last few drops of fresh blood are being wrung out by suitards hanging on to their gigs by delivering miniscule demo numbers to executards.
People who love tv are getting their fix online. We watch the shows we like when we want to watch them. We watch episodes of shows produced expressly for the web (THANK YOU,Joss Whedon and Felicia Day) and we watch cable television series that make network offerings a sad reminder of what once you were.
This "show" is just one more sad example of how far behind the curve our network executives are when it comes to producing anything that the average American wants. Do NOT try to tell me that "people" are still watching this crap... not with the paltry numbers produced by agencies including Nielsen. Viewership for network TV has been dropping for many years and it seems as though they have a plan for accelerating toward their own demise.
"Cougars"? Really?
That is the very fucking BEST you can do, Bill Lawrence?
Is this just a way to be sure that Christa has a gig?
Fuck it.
I'm done.

Posted by: Spender at September 25, 2009 12:43 AM

I hate to play the least common denominator here, but I thought the show was pretty freakin' funny, and yeah, I like Courtney Cox. But then, I went into it expecting nothing and was still on a "Modern Family" high.

"Glee" was MUCH better last night.

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at September 25, 2009 12:49 AM

Whoever said Courtney Cox tries too hard was right on the money (was it Rowles? nah) anyway, she DOES. I..I'm convinced there is such a thing as a "shelf life" for actors. Cox, Aniston, hell that whole fucking Friends crew just played themselves OUT. They seriously need to GO. AWAY. I'm sick of having them crammed down my throat.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 25, 2009 7:31 AM

It's not so much a "shelf life" for the cast of friends, it's more like they are a one-hit wonder. They never really had any acting talent to begin with (Lisa Kudrow is the exception). Any fame or success is a product of that one hit show but it is not transferable or sustainable once that show ends (or even once the writing drops off, as dsbs points out).

The show was a success because the writing. All they needed was three attractive women with different hair colors and three cute but kind of goofy looking guys with different body types. After that it it's not about brilliant comic timing or pitch-perfect emotive acting, it's just reading from a script with the proper voice inflection for the level of sarcasm required (note: they probably did invent a system of fonts to convey this) and then pausing for the laugh track before the next person reads their line.

The show caught on, the characters grew in popularity, and the rest is history. The problem is that there is no real talent so when Jennifer Anniston tries to break into movies she's about as qualified as Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls.

As for CougarTown, the writing is what fails this show before the acting even has a chance to sink or swim. Even Dustin notes "The biggest problem... is the show’s premise". Well, that's a pretty big problem considering the premise seems to be the singular focus of every scene, every conversation, and every character interaction in the entire show. Are we really supposed to buy the whole cast underestimating her ability to bag a young guy? Are we supposed to be entertained as the show painfully makes the same old, tired, cliched observations about how a middle aged man can sleep around with younger women but a middle aged women can't do the same? Maybe you could milk some dramatic tension out of it if she was at all conflicted about getting involved with someone new after being married for so long but when she's blowing some kid by the pool before the end of the first episode I'm pretty sure that isn't going to be an issue.

At least Sex in the City gave you complex and somewhat empowering female characters. This show is just a string of cliches about middle aged women with no self esteem seeking validation through sex that never even acknowledges those issues in the quest for more American Pie inspired sex gags. There is nothing sincere, relatable, or human about it and there is nothing that I saw to substantiate this claim: "There really is a lot of potential in Cougar Town."

Posted by: Yossarian at September 25, 2009 8:56 AM

Yossarian, I have to make one disagreement per the cast: NOBODY is as qualified as Elizabeth Berkley. In ANYTHING.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at September 25, 2009 10:39 AM

Why is everybody avoiding the elephant-in-the- comments-room that is George's reference to "11 inches of unlubbed(sic) cock?"

Posted by: icecreammang at September 25, 2009 11:07 AM

The ep was great,Cox look very good u know make up makes prrety people more prretier... ^ ^

45 can u imagne ?!!!

Posted by: daniel at September 26, 2009 5:21 PM

I really liked Courtney Cox in the first three season of friends. God, she was more interesting than Rachel OR Ross (hate) but then she got all screechy and stiff. Trying too hard is close, but it's almost like it just isn't fun for her. It's like watching someone's day working as a grocery store checker. You know it sucks and they can't keep it off of their face. I get the feeling she doesn't really like acting, or at least these roles, but she feels like it's all she's got.

God, I am so pathetic to have thought all that out. I need to got vacuum the house or something as penance.

Posted by: TWoP Fan at October 8, 2009 3:44 PM





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