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Why the Oscars Matter

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Think Pieces | Comments (42)



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The 82nd Annual Academy Awards are set to air in two weeks and it seems that, of the cynical among us (read: all of you), the usual array of apathetic and outraged expressions will be making their annual appearance: “Awards shows are meaningless,” “Why should we care?” “Another Hollywood circle jerk,” “Why would I watch four hours of rich white people congratulating themselves?” and, of course, “The Oscars are completely irrelevant.”

We will all feign disinterest, even as our remotes inexplicably steer us toward the ceremony, where we will likely sit, captivated by boredom, hoping for a fun unscripted moment or a rare upset among the winners. Because that’s what we do, right? We’re too cool for the Oscars, that bourgeois bullshit, the fancy gowns, and the all too frequent cutaways to Brad Pitt. Never mind that the Oscar telecast is almost always the second-highest rated network program of the year (after the Super Bowl), where mainstream America tunes in to hear about a lot of movies they’ve never heard of, if only to make out briefly with the spectacle. And how dare they call it the female Super Bowl! What kind of sexist bullshit is that?

But here’s the God’s honest: The Oscars do matter, and not just because they generate whopping ratings and huge advertising revenue for the airing network. It’s because the Oscars validate everything we believe about the Academy, and if you’re a fan of movies, and of talking about movies, it’s validation that we all crave. The Best Picture nomination for the biggest blockbuster of all time, Avatar, is the perfect example: If you loved Avatar, then that Oscar nomination (and likely win) will validate your belief that Avatar was a great movie. If you hated Avatar, then the nomination validates your belief that the Academy doesn’t know what the hell it’s doing (see also: The Blind Side nomination).

For quality films, the Oscars are a benchmark that all of our serious movie conversations revolve around: Great films are either Oscar winners, or they were robbed of Oscars. There’s the Oscar boost (see Slumdog Millionaire) and there’s the Oscar backlash (see Juno). Thanks to the Oscars, we heap attention — often unwanted — on nominated films, or we redouble our word-of-mouth efforts for those films that are slighted. When our favorite films don’t win or aren’t even nominated, we express outrage. When they do win, we express satisfaction, at least for a couple of weeks before we begin the chants of “Overrated.” But in either respect, we express something, and that’s because the Oscars matter. We are a nation of deeply opinionated people, and those little gold statues, they reinforce our opinions, either one way (that a film deserved that recognition) or another (that the Academy is cocobananas for not recognizing it).

The Oscars also matter in a more important way, too. We love to express disdain for Oscar-baiting films, but you know what’s worse than an Oscar grab? Transformers or G.I. Joe. There’s an entire category of films that are developed with awards recognition in mind, and we can express all the cynicism we want about that. But in a way, Oscar-grabbing is more noble than simple money grabs. I’ll take a great script, a great performance, and great direction over a big-ass explosion any day, even if I can feel Sean Penn’s phantom spit spraying all over me from the big screen above.

It’s that awards recognition, too, that compels many of us to see films we wouldn’t have otherwise seen. If you’ve seen An Education, it’s probably because you heard that Carey Mulligan gave an Oscar-caliber performance. It’s because of that awards recognition that Crazy Heart is being seen at all — an Oscar nomination is great marketing for a film that couldn’t otherwise afford it. The Hurt Locker made a meager $12 million at the box office, but it’s going to double or triple than on DVD, thanks to the Oscar attention. And it’s a movie that deserves it. As does Kathryn Bigelow, whose career fortunes have soared thanks to that awards attention. In the next few years, when we all get to see great Bigelow directing efforts, it’ll be because of the Oscars.

Now tell me that doesn’t matter.

The 2006 Academy Awards were the perfect encapsulation of why the Oscars matter. The Best Picture win for Crash validated so many of our opinions that the Academy has a serious case of headupass. Brokeback Mountain will go down as one of the biggest Oscar robs in Academy history, which garnered it even more attention than it might have gotten with a win. Meanwhile, the nomination of Munich validated our opinion that it was a great film, but that the Academy is a conservative institution that sticks to what it knows, namely Steven Spielberg. Meanwhile, all the attention that the nominations of Capote and Good Night and Good Luck received allowed them both to fetch nearly $30 million apiece, on $7 million budgets, ensuring that similar types of Oscar grabs (which also happen to be great films) will continue to be made because a studio’s desire for prestige is often worth the financial risk (see also, Frost/Nixon).

We can express a lot of negativity about the Oscars, and God knows we have. But the one thing that we can’t say is that they don’t matter. And on March 7th, I fully intend to sit down in front of my television with an alcoholic beverage — I may even invite some people over — and boo and applaud and suffer through all the commercials, the boredom, the tedium, the cheesy numbers, the bad gags, and the injustice of certain films receiving accolades over much better ones. I’ll probably stay up a few hours after the overlong telecast writing a commentary on the ceremony (probably expressing disappointment), or maybe even put together another seriously random list inspired by it.

All the while, I’ll be doing my damdnest to pretend not to care.









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Comments

It's funny that you mention the 2006 Academy Awards. At the end of that broadcast, after Crash won, I declared aloud (to my empty room and my houseplant) that I would never again watch a the Academy Awards. And I never have. Not even when my husband, Hugh Jackman, was the host.

To me, it's like people who enjoy watching films about how horrible the world is, and how cruel we are to each other, because (as they argue) that's reality and movies that emphasize what's real are really really important. Whatever. Watch what you like, but I can't follow that kind of justification. I know the world sucks. I don't need a reminder.

And that's how I view the Academy Awards. I know bad films and bad actors and bad directors will win because they're Academy darlings. I don't need to be reminded of that each year. I don't need that validation, as you would say.

Just my two cents.

Posted by: vercordio at February 22, 2010 2:13 PM

I'll read about it the next day.

Posted by: Brigs at February 22, 2010 2:20 PM

Maybe I'm in the minority around here, but I like watching the Oscars, the Golden Globes, the BAFTAs, the Emmys. Hell, I'll even watch the SAG awards and the Tonys. (Strangely, I don't watch the Grammys. That's the one I get riled over.) It's entertainment, there are pretty people, and sometimes some serious WTF dresses.

I agree with you about underrated/unseen movies getting more attention. I don't get out to the theater much, not to mention that not all these smaller movies might not make it here, and so I like to hear about new things I might be interested in Netflixing. (Same reason I read this site.)

People just like being naysayers. They're oh-so-independent, just like everybody else...

Posted by: Sara at February 22, 2010 2:25 PM

Smaller movies don't always come here, is what I meant to say in that poorly worded sentence.

Posted by: Sara at February 22, 2010 2:26 PM

What an insightful post. Beautifully written, Dustin.

Posted by: Jelinas at February 22, 2010 2:31 PM

I actually haven't watched the Oscar's since Crash won either. It just started to seem so silly.

Posted by: Brian at February 22, 2010 2:37 PM

And that's how I view the Academy Awards. I know bad films and bad actors and bad directors will win because they're Academy darlings. I don't need to be reminded of that each year. I don't need that validation, as you would say.

Just my two cents.

Posted by: vercordio
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That's what I was going to say. I get the validation part, but I don't have to have the fact the Academy has a bad case of headupass (nice word there, I plan on using it) validated over and over and over and OVER. I get it: Sometimes the Academy gets it right, most times it gets it wrong. There seems to be no consistent pattern, perhaps the times they get it right are all by accident.

Whatever it is, I don't need to have this thumped into my head 485 times. I've learned it. I know it. I've moved on.

Because what I take from the Oscars is that the Academy never learns a damn thing. It's like characters in a soap opera. They bounce around from adventure to breathtaking adventure, doing plenty of boneheaded things, always jumping to the wrong conclusion, always saying the wrong thing when someone is lurking outside the window, always wrecking the car when they go for a drive, occasionally doing the right thing, but they NEVER learn ANYTHING.

Your better case is the one for shining a light on deserving talents, like Bigelow (though I think "The Hurt Locker" is kind of cliched, I like how it was made), who are generally unknown to the public. This is supposed to benefit us all by resulting in those people being given more opportunities to do good work down the road.

But it doesn't change the culture one whit, does it? This year it's Bigelow, and next year we'll have to do our damndest to expose another underrecognized talent to the masses, and you know what will win the summer box office? Something loud and noisy and stupid.

And at some point you (meaning me) give up and say, "You know what? Barnum was right. And so was Mencken. And that ain't ever gonna change."

Posted by: , at February 22, 2010 2:59 PM

Seriously, I'll join the chorus of people that haven't watched the Oscars in years. I saw part of one (last year's) at a party, but that's it. The only thing I miss is the "In Memoriam." I really love that part, but I'll just find it on YouTube.

But it's one thing to care about who wins, it's quite another to waste four hours of consciousness on an awards show.

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at February 22, 2010 3:05 PM

The Oscars' credibility comes and goes--they've screwed the pooch almost as many times as they've gotten it right over the years.

Your penultimate paragraph nails your point well, Mr. Dust. Also thanks for reminding us of several great titles.

2006 left a bad taste in my mouth too, and for that reason I skipped the last couple years. But with an expanded nomination roster and The Hurt Locker going up against Avatar, I'll be tuning in this year.

P.S. I will always be pissed that Children of Men got totally rawbbed.

Posted by: Jerce at February 22, 2010 3:06 PM

Aaaaaand saving to bookmarks....now.

Now anyone who tries to bully me about the Oscars will get a face-full of Rowles.

Though if Avatar wins, I might have to piss on my computer.

Posted by: ChristianH at February 22, 2010 3:38 PM

I genuinely don't care. The only Oscar coverage I pay any attention to (and usually it's just pictures the next day on the Intertubes) is the fashion, and I don't care all that much about that. It's just amusing to see such stark reminders that money can't buy class or good taste.

Awards shows aren't irrelevant, but they should be. Basically, they're advertising. That's how they started out, and that's how they should be viewed. A really elaborate infomercial for the movie industry. Nothing wrong with it, necessarily, but not even close to being worth 4 hours of my time. The Oscar telecast is bloated with crap ("tributes," "comedy" routines, musical numbers). If they'd cut all that shit out and just stick to handing out awards, I'd consider watching it. But not until then.

Also, I saw "Hurt Locker" way before any Oscar buzz. I don't need the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (jesus christ, even their name is bloated) to tell me what's good. I have a brain.

Posted by: Slash at February 22, 2010 3:43 PM

I think Slash kind of touched on the issue that I have with the Oscars. I think you've made some valid points in your Theory of Relevancy Dustin. But, as far as I'm concerned, the Oscars are relevant only so far as advertising. If nobody watched, do you still think they'd have this huge ceremony to gently stroke each other to climax or, in some cases, a disappointing flaccidity? No. I don't care if a movie has won or is nominated for an Oscar when I decide to watch it because, quite frankly, some of them are just shite.

Posted by: admin at February 22, 2010 3:59 PM

I love the Oscars. I love the whole ridiculous spectacle of the show, and I also love that they often (not always of course) heap praise on movies that deserve it. I love watching nominees and I love arguing or agreeing with the nominations, as I love to talk about movies at ANY time. And I love the seriousness of it, while I also mock the overbearing "yay us!" of it all. It's something to talk about and to have fun over. I realize that 'hey, he was nominated for an Oscar' really means nothing anymore, but I also love when someone wins something they deserve.

And I love, love, LOVE the fashion madness at the Red Carpet. Screw you all, I love to watch people in awesome clothes strut around. And mocking the bad fashion.

That being said, this year's nominees are all kind of meh to me. I'll watch but won't really be invested. I mean, everyone's heaping praise on The Hurt Locker, and while I thought it was a great movie I didn't think it was THAT great. So if this is supposed to be the best...I don't even want to know what the others were like.

But I'll watch. And I'll drink. And I'll have a blast.

Posted by: figgy at February 22, 2010 4:29 PM

Manohla Dargis said it best, and I think all Oscar discussions should start this way: "Let's just acknowledge that the Oscars are bullshit and we hate them."

Posted by: JoeBlu at February 22, 2010 4:40 PM

RE JoeBlu
"Manohla Dargis said it best, and I think all Oscar discussions should start this way: 'Let's just acknowledge that the Oscars are bullshit and we hate them.'"

The thing is, I don't hate the Oscars. I don't feel strongly enough about them to hate them. I meh them. They're not in the "love to hate" category for me. They're in the "not this shit again" category, along with every other awards show and the Olympics. I don't care that "Crash" won an Oscar. To me, an Oscar is just as valid a measure of quality as the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval or Playmate of the Year or People's 50 Sexiest Famous People. A group of people can decide this or that is "Best," but I don't give a shit. I only care about my opinion of "good." Other people's assessments aren't worth arguing about.

Posted by: Slash at February 22, 2010 5:01 PM

Winning is always fun and validating. All of the attendant BS and hoopla isn't.
I check out the clothes on Go Fug Yourself, and read the results when they are published. The rest is drama and intrigue.
Then again, this will be the first year in many that I have actually seen some of the movies in question. And I don't want them to WIN necessarily.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at February 22, 2010 5:18 PM

The Hurt Locker is the likely win at this point, not Avatar. Avatar winning at this point would be an upset, with The Hurt Locker winning every award imaginable the past few weeks, only topped by Waltz and Mo'Nique for unstopability.

Posted by: Robert at February 22, 2010 6:13 PM

I have always loved the Oscars. Rooting for and against certain films? This is my sports.

And I've always taken issue with those who say "The Oscars don't matter." While you can disagree with the Academy's selections all you want (and probably be right at least half the time), anyone who honestly believes the Oscars don't matter is being willfully ignorant. There are a large number of great small films that would never be seen outside of NY/LA/Chicago if not for their nominations. Having moved to small-town Iowa last year for work, Milk and The Wrestler never came to my tiny town until after the Oscars. And if not for the Oscars, they never would have come here at all.

There are some pretty great movies that the majority of people would never even have heard of, let alone seen, if not for their Oscar buzz.

And all of this is to say nothing of the financial boost the nominations give to those films.

Sure the Academy's choices are not always great. Sure the show is directed with the competence of a 12-year-old. And sure media outlets everywhere will tell you to worship the people you see on the show. Disagree all you want with the show. I hate with a fiery passion at least a third of the winners that come and go. But the Oscars do matter.

Posted by: Bistro at February 22, 2010 6:13 PM

About the 2006 Oscars...I agree that Crash did not deserve to win. But I saw Brokeback Mountain for the first time this month, and I just couldn't say that it should have won the Oscar. There are several great moments tucked into a sprawling, overlong film that needed to be trimmed (hell, it was adapted from a short story). I do think that Heath Ledger got robbed. His performance was better than his turn as the Joker, at least in my opinion. But then again, I am not a fan of The Dark Knight, so my bias gets in the way.

Posted by: bonnie at February 22, 2010 6:31 PM

BRAVO.

AMEN.

DITTO.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at February 22, 2010 6:38 PM

And the REAL upset would be Inglourious Basterds winning Best Pic.

See: Lawrence O'Donnell's HuffPo piece

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at February 22, 2010 6:43 PM

I guess you're going to have to revoke my Pajiba membership card because I actually look forward to the Academy awards.

In fact it's the only award show I watch.

The Emmy's are a disgrace (no nominations for Gilmore Girls, The Wire, or major nominations for Buffy) and the Grammy's are a joke (whatever geezer that didn't die of a drug overdose in the 60s that can still manage to breathe into a microphone gets nominated).

The Academy Awards usually gets more right than they do wrong in my opinion.

Posted by: John W at February 22, 2010 7:15 PM

Sorry for the epic, but you did call it a think piece and I’m in monologue mode.

-Validation of one’s own opinion
-Validation of the Academy’s Headupassery

Both points only matter if you care about the Academy’s opinion in the first place.

Once upon a time, Oscars night was the one night in 365 in which Hollywood gave a damn about quality, while spending the other 364 concentrating the bulk of it's resources on lowest common denominator pablum devoted solely to making money. Conversely, it was also the one night of the year I gave a pinch of shit about the Oscars while spending the other 364 relying on the word of critics, the reputation of the filmmaker, cast, etc to get a feel for whether I should drop my hard earned on a movie.

But in recent years both of these ratios has shifted in the wrong direction- 364 days and 20 hours, vs 4, and even that’s being generous. The Oscars have coasted on reputation for several years now, as has with Hollywood’s desire to produce anything with substance. Had any of the overlooked quality of previous years- say, Spielberg’s Munich- been released this year, I doubt we would be even talking about Hurt Locker at all. It is a good film and probably the most deserving but it’s a mediocre field, ironically in the year the academy saw fit to expand the category. At least the presumptive frontrunner is a Hollywood product this year.

..all the attention that the nominations of Capote and Good Night and Good Luck received allowed them both to fetch nearly $30 million apiece, on $7 million budgets, ensuring that similar types of Oscar grabs (which also happen to be great films) will continue to be made because a studio’s desire for prestige is often worth the financial risk (see also, Frost/Nixon).

Surely any filmmaker thatgives a shit about their art has the desire to use their talents to make a statement? Would Scorcese not have had a career without the Oscar noms for his best films (or for that matter the recognition of his poorest)? Was he only motivated to make films of substance in the hope of snaring a statuette? An Oscar might do something to motivate the studio, but I’d bet it has as much to do with the “reputation capital” of the artist that the film gets bankrolled. “OK, Pitt wants to do The Assassination of Jesse James. He gave us Oceans 11 & 12 and Mr & Mrs Smith and his name alone will pull an audience, plus it will keep the cash cow happy. Give it 30 million and see if it pays off”.

I have only once seen a film because it won an award- Warwick Thornton’s Samson and Delilah, which got absolutely zero promotion anywhere until Cannes recognised it. Awards in general have some indicative value, but usually it’s the critics prizes from Sundance, Cannes, Berlin, Venice etc that I pay attention to, by the time it reaches Oscar season it has usually been hyped, sold, marketed into oblivion (or in Hurt Lockers case, sent to dvd). If the Academy took a punt on relatively unknown films it might be a different matter, but as it stands the symbolic value of stamping Best In Show on a film that has already been around the block several times has ceremonial value at best.

I’ll accept there is a marketing bump from the Oscars by drawing people who otherwise don’t give enough of a shit about film to find out for themselves, but that’s about it. If that bump ever fades, don’t be surprised to see the Oscars fade with them. If we stop caring, they cease to matter.

One more thing: as a non American reader phrases like
We are a nation of deeply opinionated people
…are kinda exclusive, unless you mean the Pajiba Nation, in which case I take it back and demand a Constitution. :-)

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at February 22, 2010 7:28 PM

BTW: the only result I am vaguely interested in is Avatar and that’s only because it is a cliched cinematic theme park ride that made a shit-tonne of cash- ie. an honest reflection of what 99% of Hollywood is actually about. The In Memorium bits are nice, but as Wandering Parakeet said, I’ll catch them on Youtube instead of wasting my time on the show.

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at February 22, 2010 7:48 PM

HOOYAA!

Posted by: superasente at February 22, 2010 8:42 PM

... but wouldn't the same argument be said about the Cannes, BAFTAs, Sundance, Golden Globes, Venice Film Festival and the gabillion other film festivals/award shows out there?

I'm not a cynic when it comes to the Oscars. I believe celebrating art, mainstream or otherwise, is a good thing and enriches everyone's lives. we may disagree with their choices and we'll argue about certain details, but that's the point isn't it? participation. we're joining in the discussion for whatever reason we have.

but I'm not sure you can say that the Oscars are any more important than other award shows when it comes to promoting films or even representing the best of the film industry.

anyway, that's just me.

Posted by: lelnguye at February 22, 2010 10:25 PM

Meryl Streep is the best symptom of what is wrong with the academy and its choice of movies. She is a scenery chewer of the first order and everyone knows it but them and scenery chewing or as Jo(h)ns Lithgow and Lovitz used to term it, "Aaahhhchting" is what they love and vote for and always have and always will. How many times do comedies win vs. some maudlin piece of dreck? Put Meryl Streep in a comedy something like Postcards from the Edge or Mama Mia and it sinks and stinks. "Dieing is easy, comedy is hard." So the Oscars show isn't like the Superbowl, it's more like a WWF steel cage match in designer gowns and jewelry only with more idiocy and bombast. They appeal to the same level of intellect it's just that the WWF draws a more closeted gay crowd

Posted by: OscarTamerz at February 22, 2010 10:58 PM


i agree with dustin's " thoughtful piece" 100%. the oscars do matter, they are stimulating and we really are a nation of strongly
opinionated people. you want to start an argument ? just make
up a list and watch the fur fly.
all of this is so subjective that the awards themselves can never be
validated one way or the other. the spectacle is what counts ... and
the controversy that follows.
there is no controversy about this, at least among pajibans, but i
thought i would raise a lone voice in defense of " crash " which
i wouldn't call great but which i thought was a far more ambitious film than " the departed ".

Posted by: snake at February 23, 2010 12:44 AM

Never mind that the Oscar telecast is almost always the second-highest rated network program of the year

Is that right? I thought they went to the 10 movies for best picture to boost ratings.

Posted by: EricD at February 23, 2010 12:47 AM

it's more like a WWF steel cage match in designer gowns and jewelry only with more idiocy and bombast. They appeal to the same level of intellect it's just that the WWF draws a more closeted gay crowd

Posted by: OscarTamerz at February 22, 2010 10:58 PM
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Did you see Nature Boy Ric Flair's wife got busted for beating on him? Srsly.

Posted by: , at February 23, 2010 1:47 AM

Ahhh "Think Piece" makes me think, of course, of Lester Bangs. And I think that makes me happy.

Posted by: coveredinbees at February 23, 2010 3:31 AM

Re OscarTamerz: Actually, I would stay up all night (am on Central European time) to watch a WWF version of the Oscars. Celebrity DeathMatch live - Cameron vs. Bigelow, combining Navis and explosives. Hosted by our fave cocksuckah Ian McShane...

Posted by: cinekat at February 23, 2010 7:33 AM

Some of us watch the Oscars each year to keep track of what movies we haven't seen that everyone's talking about and what we will forget to get on Netflix. I am referring to the group known as "parents". At least if we can catch the Oscars , we don't have that deer-in-the-headlights look when the names of these pictures come up in conversation. It's also nice to see people dressed in clean, pressed clothes looking clam and relaxed. It gives us hope.

Posted by: angelina Kline Burgess at February 23, 2010 8:14 AM

Reposted from my comment on the SAG awards article here:

I have a "clever" theory that explains award show results, I call it the "Three P's," which are politics, profit and pedigree, and they overlap to some degree. Also known as "The Cynic's Lament."

Politics: Hollywood is a bunch of bleeding heart liberals, this we know. So it's natural to assume that a biopic about the first gay/black/retarded _____ who dies in the end is going to get Oscar buzz, and damn it if Sean Penn didn't assume that too. Awards panels love to look progressive, so more credit will be given to the general story than the script, cinematography or performances. Indeed, there are political movies that are also good (See Brokeback Mountain), but they are among other bleh movies featuring someone who is black/gay/retarded/the first to do something in their designated class.

Profit: Popularity and Profit are strongly linked. However, a movie owes more to Profit when there is no question that it was created as anything other than a business venture by a studio. This can usually be determined by marketing efforts, stretching the merits through unnecessary sequels, or clearly making the movie only to show off the technology you made it with and then license that technology at enormous gain. (See Avatar; The Lord of the Rings.)

Pedigree: Ah, at times Pedigree can be the most powerful of the three P's. Take the Oscars for instance: Who are the people who distribute the most prestigious awards in filmmaking? Well filmmakers of course! Even assuming that the Academy is not that self-interested, audiences and even some critics will see the opening credits as shorthand for the quality of the movies. Some people are in good projects because they make good choices (See Daniel Day-Lewis) and some people are in blatant Oscar fodder because they won't take any job that might not get them a statuette (See Sean Penn, infra). Also, the awards typically seem to reward the actor or director himself instead of a particular contribution to a particular film. (SeeMartin Scorsese's "Sorry We Gave The Oscar To Chicago Instead Of Gangs of New York A Few Years Ago" Oscar for The Departed. Honestly, I didn't think it was that great, but Jack and Leo were in a Scorsese movie and that was pretty much all that most people needed to know.)
Don't believe me? Consider the past five winners of the Best Picture Oscar:

2004: The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King: Fuck balls, this movie made a lot of money. And it's so pretty! But if we give the award to all three of them we'll look stupid. So..let's give it to the last one to honor Peter Jackson's special effects budgetoverall achievement! Losers: Lost in Translation, Master and Commander, Mystic River, Seabiscuit.

2005: Million Dollar Baby: Well it's sad and it's by Clint Eastwood, so we can't really ignore it. Plus she dies in the end! We will look sensitive. Actually a very good movie, and certainly better than the Losers: The Aviator, Finding Neverland, Ray(starring Jamie "Holy Shit It Looks Like Music Biopics Get Oscars" Foxx), Sideways.

2006: Crash: PoliticsGasm! When we give this best picture we will look like Progressive People. Losers: Brokeback Mountain, Capote, Good Night and Good Luck, Munich (or, The Only One That Wasn't Better Than Crash).

2007: The Departed: Umm Little Miss Sunshine was better but we don't want to look like pussies. Plus we owe Marty one for that Chicago debacle. Losers: Crash II Babel, Letters From Iwo Jima, Little Miss Sunshine, The Queen.

2008: No Country For Old Men: It's by the Cohen brothers and it's full of blood and I don't really get it. But I don't want to look dumb so give it the Oscar! Losers:Atonement, Juno (you liked it before the backlash too, contrarians) Michael Clayton, There Will Be Blood.

2009: Slumdog Millionare: Okay okay they got this one right, but everyone knew it was the underdog from the beginning. This occupied the same slot that Juno did the year earlier, and Sean Penn getting that contractually-promised Oscar seemed to spell the end of Slumdog. But when you think about it it's not so surprising, since it's a tear-jerker about a not-white person getting something that white people usually get: money. Good thing that quality came along with the Oscar earmarks this time. Losers: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Frost/Nixon (Politics! a True Story!), Milk, The Reader.

2010: Avatar. For everything. From now on all movies will be in 3D and will operate on a budget that could have cured cancer. Thanks James Cameron!

Too long, don't read version: There is a formula for Oscar winning, and the Academy tends not to deviate from it.

Posted by: Mr. Tusks at February 23, 2010 12:33 PM

Apologize for the Munich/Crash comment, this is copypasta that I cooked up a while ago and have since changed my opinions.

Posted by: Mr. Tusks at February 23, 2010 12:41 PM

if Academy awards didn't exist ,all we will see as movies would be "transformer" or "GI Joe"!

Posted by: caro at February 23, 2010 5:36 PM


mr.tusks expresses all kinds of opinions and that is great but, for
the most part, no comparison can be drawn between " avatar " and
" hurt locker ". it is the equivalent of being asked who is a better
athlete ... kobe bryant or alex rodriguez. there is simply no basis
of comparison. that is why the awards night should be appreciated
for the spectacle that it is and the opinions filed away for future
reference because they mean zero to anyone else.
mr. tusks is on the money when he suggests that oft times the oscar goes to an individual for his standing in the inbred holly-
wood community. subtract scorcese and eastwood from " the departed " and " million dollar baby " and they aren't nominees
let alone winners.

Posted by: snake at February 23, 2010 10:01 PM

Love. Love!
I love this site.
I love how obsessed you are with movies.
I love how serious you are about movies.
I love how you are not over serious about movies.
I love how thoughtful and conscious you are of the entire process, not just the moviemaking end of it but the part the audience plays as well, the effect individual movies can have on the whole process, etc.
Keep Pajibaing, I'll keep reading.

Posted by: BiblioGeek at February 28, 2010 5:48 PM

I like movies, but I can't help but find it a bit ridiculous that regular, everyday people throw "Oscar parties" or watch, eyes peeled, as if the Oscars and/or Hollywood in general have any anything to do with these peoples' personal lives whatsoever.

"If you loved Avatar, then that Oscar nomination (and likely win) will validate your belief that Avatar was a great movie."

Well that's sad. Art is subjective. If I like something, I don't need an academy to "validate" that. That's not going to change my opinion.

If the academy likes something and I don't, does that automatically make my taste in movies bad? Maybe... but why should I give a rat's ass as long as I find pleasure in watching the movie?

What a load of crap. Why people believe celebrity worship somehow enriches their lives, I'll never understand.

Posted by: Matt at March 5, 2010 3:04 PM

I am completely appalled that a cliche', unthoughtful, unintelligent,totally predicatable, overly "war-glorifying", less than b-rated movie...won the oscar. It is a sad commentary on what the oscar's have become and totally does not compare with the amazing movie Apolcalpyse Now and series, Band of Brothers, Generation Kill, etc. I have been waiting for a woman director to win the Oscar but not at this cost. This one makes women seem utterly useless and is an ambarassment to womankind. It also undermines incredible actors such as Jeff Bridges. How could you Academy, HOW COULD YOU?!!!!!!!!!!!!

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