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Hey, Hey Honey Take a Whiff On Me

By Michael Murray | Posted Under Think Pieces | Comments (21)



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Not that long ago, while waiting to cross at a busy intersection in downtown Toronto, I found myself standing next to actor Elijah Wood.

At the time, I had no idea who he was. I recognized him, but I didn’t have a clue from where. Had I met him at a party? Did I play poker with him one night? Did he briefly date somebody I knew? There was no doubt he looked like somebody, I just didn’t know whom, and so I stared at him, trying to figure it out.

Maybe that’s what star power is, a physical charisma that compels you to pay attention. I mean, I honestly just thought he was a short guy who looked like somebody I once might have met, but still, I couldn’t take my eyes off of him. He had a thoughtful, slightly angry cast to his face and he wore the sneakers of a downtown hipster. Wearing expensive jeans with fancy embroidery on the back pockets, he artfully smoked a cigarette, hunching his shoulders as if a Film Noir detective protecting himself from the wind off the harbor. It wasn’t until later when I got home, that I realized that this person was Elijah Wood.

Of course, the first thing that most people think of when considering Elijah Wood is the Lord of the Rings trilogy. He was Frodo, the modest, unexpected hero we could all relate to maybe a little more than we wanted. Personally, I hoped to see myself in the handsome and virile Aragorn Strider, but there was just no escaping that I was more Hobbit than Warrior King.

Wood, with huge, startled eyes of an innocent, had an ethereal, alien quality to him. He seemed different, like a toy or some sort of changeling. Fragile on the exterior, as if too sensitive for this world, he typically managed to prove to have an interior forged of sterner stuff. Neither a boy nor a man, he somehow contained the best of both, and pure of heart, he would conquer whatever foreboding landscape lay ahead.

However, the actors in The Lord of the Rings took an understandable second billing. The success of the franchise was propelled by the story, which is deeply embedded in our culture, and the special effects that fleshed it out. So for me, they’re not the movies in which Wood made the greatest impression.

Elijah Wood has been in some first rate movies, including The Ice Storm and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but as embarrassing as it is to admit, I really liked Deep Impact.

This 1998 End-of-the-World picture features a human race that’s about to be obliterated by a massive meteor. It’s a big movie, replete with apocalyptic special effects and a massive cast full of respected actors that can’t quite carry a picture on their own. (Morgan Freeman! Robert Duvall! Tea Leoni! Jon Favreau! James Cromwell! Elijah Wood! Leelee Sobieski!) At first flush it sounds like one of those 1970s disaster epics, like The Towering Inferno or The Poseidon Adventure, a movie so floridly ambitious and commercial that it could have easily fallen on its kitschy face. But it didn’t.

I think a great deal of the credit for this small miracle should go to the director, Mimi Leder. In spite of having all sorts of different plots heading off in crazy directions, she was able to establish an authentic emotional subtext to the looming catastrophe that you usually don’t see in big budget action films. Leder was able to shrink the destruction of the planet to a digestible, individual level. It’s humiliating sentimental of me, but I always find watching Deep Impact to be a surprisingly touching experience. Instead of seeing Nick Cage charging about in all his quirky glory, we watch small, intimate moments of love and sorrow.

After seeing that Kathryn Bigelow directed The Hurt Locker, I’m starting to think that women should always direct action movies, as they seem to understand that it’s people that drive the action, and not merely the exploding machinery that serves these people.

At any rate, Elijah Wood’s role is relatively small, but for me he’s in perhaps the most memorable scene in the movie. As a tsunami is about to wash over the world, Wood — mobile and courageous on a zippy dirt bike — dekes in and out of the doomed motorists jammed on the highway. With Leelee Sobieski and a baby in tow, he heads for higher ground. And the rest of us, those left behind, look on with quivering lips, watching hopefully as the future of the race moves forward, even as we’re left behind.



A few years later in 2005, Elijah Wood, now in his mid 20s, starred in the film adaptation of the Jonathan Safran Foer novel, Everything Is Illuminated. As directed by Liev Schreiber, this uneven movie had a lyrical, impressionistic beauty, one that simultaneously suggested the amplifying and clarifying powers contained in the imagination.



Elijah Wood, wearing a fusty, black suit and nerd glasses, moved wide-eyed and tentative through the film. There was a little bit of the “sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can’t take it…” corn of American Beauty to the portrayal, but it was interesting, too. With his weirdly vivid eyes, that seemed to be devouring the human world for the first time, Wood was mannered and disconnected. You could see something creepy lurking beneath the surface, and it was clear that Wood could be a serial killer just as easily as the sensitive, hothouse flower he was portraying.

In Sin City, which came out the same year, this freak-factor was realized. The movie itself was a world of terrific — sexy, surprising, and luridly violent, it was a visual masterpiece that was engrossing from start to finish. Wood played Kevin, a mute serial killer with evil eyes. It was perfect casting, I think, transforming what had been angelic to the demonic.



There’s a separateness in Elijah Wood, and the older he gets, the more perverse it becomes. He could become this generation’s Anthony Perkins, and the eyes that as a boy seemed all consuming and innocent, almost holy, might eventually be remembered for projecting a pitiless and uncomprehending evil.

Michael Murray is a freelance writer. For the last three and a half years he’s written a weekly column for the Ottawa Citizen about watching television. He presently lives in Toronto. You can find more of his musings on his blog, or check out his Facebook page.









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Comments

Really well-written piece. For all his cute and cuddliness in LoTR, Sin City was such a huge turn-around. And Everything is Illuminated, flaws and all, is a premium movie.

Posted by: dammitjanet at April 12, 2010 2:07 PM

He kinda always reminds me of Gizmo from Gremlins. Baby face...except when he's eating your flesh, like in Sin City.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at April 12, 2010 2:16 PM

This piece is fairly random. Is this a love letter? Did you silently whisper "...pajiiibaaa..." into his ear at the bus stop? "Go to pajiiibaaa...touch my geeeenitaaaaals..."

Posted by: superasente at April 12, 2010 2:19 PM

I would love to see him play another serial killer. Only in a role that requires him to speak, and interact with people (without just eating them).

Posted by: DeistBrawler at April 12, 2010 2:26 PM

I love Elijah Wood. He seems to have avoided the pitfalls of most child actors. He seems to land good big movies and weird small movies, but he is constantly working. Oh, and those eyes. Melt.

Posted by: BWeaves at April 12, 2010 2:27 PM

What about the sausages?

Posted by: the new transported man at April 12, 2010 2:37 PM

He is a cutie, BWeaves. I briefly crushed on him during the LotR phase. Then I saw Orlando Bloom. Sorry, Elijah. Orlando won that round.

Even though people say the movie was crap, I thought Elijah was very good in The Good Son. Culkin got all the hype because he was playing a baddie, but it was Wood's sympathetic performance that stayed with me. Even in that overrated tripe Sin City, he was believable as a villain.

Wood is supposed to play Iggy Pop in a movie soon, I think he'll do well.

Posted by: Brie at April 12, 2010 2:48 PM

Wood has been acting since he was a child. He was in a film with Macauley Culkin when both of them were pre-teens (I can't recall the title) and he was just fantastic.

I'll watch him in anything.

This is a great column, Mr. Murray.

Posted by: Jerce at April 12, 2010 3:19 PM

I never thought he was attractive in the LOTR movies, but I found him to be strangely hot when he was featured in an Apples in Stereo music video.

Posted by: k at April 12, 2010 3:50 PM

Elijah Wood as Iggy Pop??!!

This is brilliant!

Sort of.

Personally, I'd like to see Jimmy Fallon as Ernest Hemingway, Sarah Silverman as Margaret Thatcher and Kate Winslett in the biopic of Paula Abdul.

That would be fun.

Posted by: michael murray at April 12, 2010 4:29 PM

why is it that picture looks like Uma Thurman to me?

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 12, 2010 5:39 PM

Robert Duvall can't carry a picture? Have you seen The Apostle?

Posted by: Todd at April 12, 2010 5:51 PM

Todd:

Didn't Farrah Fawcett carry The Apostle?

I kid, I kid...

Robert Duvall is a great actor, but his presence alone isn't a big box office draw. I mean, he's not a STAR in the Hollywood sense of the word, by which I mean people rarely go to see a "Robert Duvall" film. However, Morgan Freeman might be a different matter, although he always seems to be paired with another star, and usually a white one at that.

Posted by: michael murray at April 12, 2010 5:59 PM

@Jerce You're thinking The Good Son. The first movie I remember seeing Wood in was North which cracked me up as a kid, and then Flipper and Huckleberry Finn. I was into my teens when I first saw The Good Son, and it really freaked the shit out of me.

To this day, it's the first movie that comes to mind when EW's name is mentioned, Elijah Wood with sharp scissors to Macauley Culkin's throat while MC talks about his blood spurting out of his neck like a fountain...

Posted by: Charlie Dia at April 12, 2010 7:11 PM

My friend quite literally ran into him at ACL last year because Wood was at a performance of Gogol Bordello. My friend is a tall lady, and Wood is . . . short. So she said he came up to roughly boob height on her.

Which is why our trivia team was named "Motorboated by Frodo" for a few months.

Posted by: MyySharona at April 12, 2010 7:25 PM

so, as far as the title, is he actually known for doing coke? cause that confused me a lot in the OCMS song. i even went so far as to google it, to no avail other than the song lyrics.

Posted by: kristin at April 12, 2010 8:38 PM

Elijah Wood as Iggy Pop!?! Seriously!?!

Ummmm no thank you.

I loved him on Graham Norton (if only because Graham dressed up as Gandalf) and liked what I saw in Green Street Hooligans. Everything is Illuminated creeped me out.

Posted by: grace b at April 12, 2010 10:12 PM

Micheal Murray - we need to either kiss or make sandwiches together someday. We're copacetic. I loved this piece, and I also have a complete soft spot for Deep Impact. I cannot help but love it. Thanks for not leaving me out there alone...

Posted by: replica at April 12, 2010 11:12 PM

He was Frodo, the modest, unexpected hero we could all relate to maybe a little more than we wanted.

Are you stoned?

Wood's Frodo was a stupid little whiny brat. At the end of the third movie I hoped he'd fall into the lava at Mount Doom, just to stop him from crapping all over the character, which he portrayed completely opposed to the one in the books.

Posted by: FabMax at April 13, 2010 5:36 AM

I was walking in New York with a few friends and a couple started walking beside us and we all made comments about the music playing from a loud speaker in one of the parks, nothing like a little Hank Williams in the morning...as we stopped at a light I actually took a good look at the guy and it was Elijah....being true canadians of course we were to embarrassed to ask for his autograph but we toook a few pic's and stopped ourselves from following him. I couldn't believe how small he was..just this tiny little guy with incredibly beautiful eyes.

Posted by: Kimi at April 13, 2010 8:19 AM

I watched "Everything is Illuminated" and" All I Want" (aka "Try Seventeen" with Franka Potente) in short succession and loved them both. For someone with such jarring physical characteristics, I think he is doing a fine job of avoiding being typecast.

Posted by: Natalie at April 13, 2010 8:39 AM