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Harvey's Girls

By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Think Pieces | Comments (28)



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One of the stranger items of note this year, if you’re into this sort of thing, has been the rise of Blake Lively. To those who merely observe, it’s no different than the dawn of any other interchangeable big breasted blonde starlet. Those come around with the frequency of #22 buses and are rarely lasting.

But this particular star-forming has been interesting. TV girls, let alone those of the primetime soap genre, don’t have the best track record with the transition to big screen success. Where some (Michelle Williams) have found critical success, others have either striven for popularity over acclaim, or simply didn’t have the skills to ascend past their television status.

But Blake Lively is not only in the company of the small-screeners who’ve reached for the brass rail of film. She’s in that elite club where the crash and burn is just as swift and harsh, but even more vivid and public: the Harvey Weinstein club.

Every few years, Harvey picks a new girl as his pet. He puts her in a picture or two, takes her to an event, and not unlike Cher Horowitz, makes her a project, an attempted creation.

The Harvey Girls are easily spotted. They are all very pretty, often in a rather generic sense. Their instant fame and the push behind them comes seemingly out of nowhere and without any justification in terms of resume or skill set. Most obviously, at least as of 2007, they are clothed exclusively in Marchesa on the red carpet (the fashion line of Weinstein’s wife, Georgina Chapman). So if you were wondering why Harvey Weinstein seems only interested in actresses who dress like fairy princesses from Planet Sugarplum, it’s his wife’s fault. But the most telling sign, if you’re looking, is the Want. These girls, each of them, has the look of desperation, of need. They WILL be famous. They WILL be stars.

Rumors of Harvey’s casting couch ways are legendary. As a minor Midwestern blogger, I can’t know their validity. But I do know for each of these girls, there was an enormous PR push, proclamations of “it-girl” and “the next big thing” and then a fairly daunting silence that had to be devastating to these young women who really believed this was their “it.”

One of the Harvey Girls was Gwyneth Paltrow, and I suppose she’s what keeps the line long and wanton. But there can only be so many Gwyneths. There’s no shortage of Gretchens.

Harvey’s Best and Brightest:

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Mira Sorvino
Then: 1995’s Mighty Aphrodite was huge for Sorvino, winning her an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress among other honors.

Now: While there exists a cult of us who will forever love her for Romy & Michelle, that adoration has not translated into a popularity resurgence. A subsequent Miramax venture, Guillermo Del Toro’s Mimic was a disappointment, both critically and financially, and after a few more attempts towards big screen success, she’s primarily stuck with indie and television roles, the most notable in Lifetime’s Human Trafficking miniseries.

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Gretchen Mol
Then: In the late ’90s, she co-starred in Rounders with Matt Damon and Edward Norton, then became the fixation of that other moderately creepy bigwig with a fetish for blonde actresses: Woody Allen. She infamously appeared on the cover of Vanity Fair, which touted her “the it-girl of the ’90s.”

Now: The human cautionary tale for all would-be “next big things.” Mol’s latter-day career has been comfortable, if not unspectacular, appearing in 3:10 to Yuma, on Lifetime in The Memory Keeper’s Daughter and most recently on Boardwalk Empire. She also, in my opinion, was one of the best parts of David Wain’s lovable mess of a movie, The Ten.

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Jessica Alba
Then: Alba had been around for a while prior to 2005’s Sin City, but apparently Harvey fell in love at first seductive bull ride, trusting her with Awake.

Now: Awake failed. But her other film choices have been so much worse that those have had far more to do with her middling career than that forgettable mess.

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Sienna Miller
Then: It was only four or so years ago, but it’s easy to forget just how hard the push was on Sienna Miller. She was huge. She was painted as this immense fashion icon who would be an unstoppable celebrity force as soon as Factory Girl was released.

Now: Factory Girl was a big pile of okay, and she just…kind of…didn’t take the world by storm. Everyone else has poor film choices and personal struggle against them. But Miller just didn’t work out. Sometimes that’s worse.

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Uma Thurman
Then: She danced with Travolta, took an adrenaline needle to the heart and became a star.

Now: Thurman’s career has been built on unfulfilled promise from her pretty great performances in great movies. Starting with Pulp Fiction to starring alongside a veritable buffet of “our careers didn’t work out as hoped” actresses in Beautiful Girls and making stops at the Kill Bills and Gattaca along the way, Thurman has made no other good movies. None. And with the exception of Bill, the films on which she’s taken first billing have been overwhelmingly unwatchable.

It’s not as though these are the only actresses who made it so close to the top to fall with a gently plop. I could go on for days. Moira Kelly, Monica Potter, Mena Suvari, Amy Smart… But Harvey’s Girls have that special place in our world—they were delicately placed at the top, handed their dreams on a platter, and they couldn’t have it, be it through lack of talent, more appealing competitors, or just bad timing.

And when he’s done with them? The good Harvey giveth, and the good Harvey taketh away.









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Comments

Aaaaargh!

Moira Kelly! Badwrong! Kill it with fire!

How was she in The West Wing? How, Aaron - explain.

Posted by: Byrd at December 21, 2010 2:12 PM

Sad. So many levels of sad.

Posted by: Spender at December 21, 2010 2:12 PM

Hahaha. The Fug ladies call her "Boobs Legsley".
Charming Potato has a soul mate perhaps?

Posted by: Ellinad at December 21, 2010 2:14 PM

I think you made an error and posted a picture of Jessica Simpson and tagged it as Sienna Miller. Long blonde hair, open lips, vacant stare and a dimple in the chin. No? It's not Ms. Simpson? My mistake, carry on.

Posted by: Scully at December 21, 2010 2:14 PM

Excuse me sir, but Uma Thurman was also in The Adventures of Baron Munchousen, and that movie rocks sweet balls.

[unzips pants]

You know what to do.

This is the second or third time someone has sexually propositioned me thinking I'm one of the 'jiba dudes. - CE

Posted by: superasente at December 21, 2010 2:22 PM

Mira was also in another minor favorite of mine, The Replacement Killers.
She's kinda the reason it's on my favorites list.

Posted by: Rykker at December 21, 2010 2:23 PM

Gretchen Mol is amazing and definitely under used. Not only is she gorgeous but shes actually a talent actress.

No Notorious Bettie Page?

Posted by: reaperslogic at December 21, 2010 2:33 PM

[hangs head in shame]

Sorry, Courtney. If I'd looked closer I would have never insinuated that you should felate me. Normally I would only ask that of a man.

...wait...

Posted by: superasente at December 21, 2010 2:42 PM

Gretchen Mol is, in some ways, the best character on Boardwalk Empire, and she nails it.

Posted by: Brenton at December 21, 2010 2:53 PM

Gretchen Mol is amazing and definitely under used. Not only is she gorgeous but shes actually a talent actress.

That is absolutely hilarious. Wait, you were kidding, right? The woman has three settings: "crying," "shrill," and "clumsily and ineffectually attempting to be sexy."

Uma gets additional points for Baron Munchausen, Dangerous Liaisons, and Mad Dog and Glory.

And Mira definitely gets points for the B-movie goodness that is The Replacement Killers.

Posted by: The Other Agent Johnson at December 21, 2010 2:55 PM

RE: Header Pic

Looks like two Japanese Beetles trying to gnaw their way to freedom outta that dress.

Posted by: bleujayone at December 21, 2010 3:10 PM

I agree, why no love for the Notorious Bettie Page? Mol was Perfect in it.

Posted by: valerie at December 21, 2010 3:40 PM

And in other, more accurate ways, Gretchen Mol is useless and underwhelming yet inoffensive on Boardwalk Empire.

Posted by: becks at December 21, 2010 3:45 PM

I should clarify that I like Mol and I find her charming and adequate in most roles. I just think she's boring on Boardwalk and I count the ceiling tiles until she's off screen.

Posted by: becks at December 21, 2010 3:58 PM

Gretchen Mol is perfection.

...

I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

Posted by: RobP at December 21, 2010 4:01 PM

I am glad you brought this up. I love Blake Lively (although, she is given too much credit for her body when the boobs are fake. i think she'd do fine without them cause those legs!), she seems sweet, she isn't overwhelmingly beautiful enough to cause searing jealousy and I think she does try to act. But, she is not a good actress. I am so confused as to why she is Anna Wintour's pet, why she is getting these huge roles and why every man in HWood wants to bang her.

ANyone remember that blind item about how Harvey has a desperate former it girl begging to do whatever to get her career on track and how he cast her aside and was after a new starlet who had resisted him thus far? And everyone speculated it was Mol and Lively? I think Lively gave in...

Also, she has a lot of blind items about how she banged Affleck, but who knows.

Posted by: stump at December 21, 2010 4:37 PM

Jessica Alba? Why?
She doesn't have .01% the talent of anybody else on this list.

Posted by: The Kilted Yaksman at December 21, 2010 6:53 PM

I don't know. It doesn't seem quite fair to compare Paltrow to this company. She had so much more of a head start than all of these girls (other than Sorvino) by virtue of genetics -- not to mention an additional willingness to fuck Michael Douglas on the set (more than can be said of the current Mrs. Douglas, even). I mean, look at it, Paltrow gets an Oscar and suddenly Blythe Danner is working her ass off again. There's got to be some sort of connection there that speaks to an influence apart from Weinstein's.

I'm babbling like some sort of Gibson-esque lunatic. There has to be something of a near-reasonable conspiracy theory in there somewhere.

Posted by: Jerry at December 21, 2010 6:54 PM

Thurman was also in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 6 years prior to Pulp Fiction, which was a bit of a mess (dirty little secret: a lot of Gilliam's movies are), but had an immensely fun cast.

And geeze, she was Venus coming out of the shell. I suspect more than one guy around my age was ushered through puberty by that image.

Posted by: Eep at December 21, 2010 8:50 PM

Sienna who?

Posted by: , at December 22, 2010 1:23 AM

Mira Sorvino also was in a fucking brilliant little love story called "Lulu On The Bridge", along with Harvey Keitel.

Posted by: FabMax at December 22, 2010 8:08 AM

No mention of Mad Dag and Glory for Uma?!

That was a great movie, and she held her own alongside Robert De Niro(back when he still cared about his craft) and Bill Murray, oh and *cough* David Caruso *ahem*

Posted by: MurderBot at December 22, 2010 8:13 AM

it defies belief that any woman would want a job enougth to be schtupted by Harvey. sad

Posted by: bart at December 22, 2010 9:17 AM

it defies belief that any woman would want a job enougth to be schtupted by Harvey. sad
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Harvey is ugly as fuck but the man is(was?) powerful. A starlet would have to be very confident and self-assured to NOT give in to him for a role. Being famous is the goal and some girls will do anything to get there and fast.

Posted by: mslewis at December 22, 2010 10:16 AM

i really hope blake livley disappears, cannot stand that girl

Posted by: Jolene at December 22, 2010 10:37 AM

I read other's comments about Gretchen Mol being wonderful/boring on Boardwalk Empire and I find myself sitting here thinking about her scenes. Didn't even know she was Gretchen Mol until now.

I do think she lights up the screen on Boardwalk but it could just be her amazing beauty, her hot damn redheadedness, copious amounts of blatant showgirl nudity and the fact that she is only 13 years older than her son, "Jimmy Darmody" - which is just fucking weird.

That scene where she is laid out on the bed completely nude like the Venus of Urbino, hell yes. Titian's art continues to inspire only the very best female bed/lounge nudity in art.

Posted by: TVConnoisseur at December 22, 2010 10:45 AM

Well, I noted this phenomenon right around the time Mol was on that Vanity Fair cover, and I was aghast and befuddled...

but I do have to hand it to him -- he doesn't just pluck totally untalented twats out of nowhere and hand them a chance. Out of all of them, the ONLY one I think had NO right to it is Alba. The rest are all very talented and just didn't click for whatever reason.

And even Alba -- gorgeous, gotta give her that -- has a pinch of ability, which, if she had the humility to take some damned classes, could be worked with.

And Thurman? She IS a star. Hands down.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at December 22, 2010 11:14 AM

Since the 90's all Hollywood has offered is extremely boring blonds. I always found my preference to be interesting actresses. None of these fit that bill. Uma reminded me of a transvestite from the first time I set eyes on her. Jessica Alba shouldn't be allowed on her soap opera with her level of acting. Sienna Miller was in many films but you would be hard pressed to find five people that remember which ones. She was just shoved down our throat like her boyfriend Jude Law until we threw them up.

Blake Lively will be over after the Green Lantern movie. That trailer showed us all how bad it is and none of the leads are likeable including Ms. Lively. I'm sure there is another big boob blond just waiting for Harvey to put her in bad films and watch her fall.

Posted by: justadude at December 25, 2010 8:53 PM