Everything I Learned About Everything I Learned from Nicholas Sparks’s Yahoo! Answers Pages
1. Don't read an entire book when you can just see the movie instead.
2. Snooki > Nicholas Sparks > Everyone Else
3. Nicholas Sparks is a wonderful "NOFICTION" writer.
4. Nicholas Sparks was born with lady parts, but so was everyone.
5. Nicholas Sparks and Stephenie Meyer are the only two good novelists to release books after 1945.
6. Friends should make fun of friends for liking Nicholas Sparks.
7. All books don't end in happy endings because sometimes characters need to die.
8. You'll be "called gay" if you read Nicholas Sparks's' books and have three names.
9. Romantic guys don't really exist.
10. When Nicholas Sparks touches your back, it means he wants to DO YOU.
11. Nicholas Sparks owns stomach cancer.
12. It's because of Nicholas Sparks that people can't find love.
13. It's OK to masturbate to a Nicholas Sparks's book.
14. OMG Nicholas Sparks is, like, the greatest author 4eva.
15. I have never heard of the author Nicholas Sparks.