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I know I didn't grow up in the 80's, so I'm not the best critic for this, but can the Full House one be removed and replaced with any other one you can find.

Seriously, there couldn't be a sitcom worse than Full House. I don't care who else you put, well, unless there from Everybody Loves Raymond, which defied the laws of nature, just to be worse than Full House.

What!? No Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Butters or Token?

Good Day!

whoa that guy's name was really "Boner"?

... why?

It is amazing how much people hate on Full House know damn well they watched the hell out of that show . Shit i grew up in a family full of Migrant workers and we watched the show. I mean it was garbage but there is a reason it lasted so long and is still talked about today.

Ha, I hate Full House and never watched it. When I grew up, we watched cheaply made shows from Japan about plucky young children enslaving monsters.... Yes, Bob Saget looks like a god damn thespian next to the crap I watched when I was a kid.

No Sam from Clarissa Explains It All?! That show fueled my childhood fantasies of having a cute boy climb a ladder into my room at night and...I guess play Candyland. I was six.

No Sam! Man. ::forlornly sings:: Na na nanana. Nananana na na...

Admin, the problem with using one of the South Park kids (at least, using Cartman, Stan, Kenny, or Kyle) is that they are the stars, rather than the kids living across the street from the stars.

I think Boner's name was actually Richard Stabbone. Mike suggested Boner as a new nickname because he thought it was "Dickie" was childish and that it was inappropriate for Boner's mom to be writing "Dickie" in Boner's underpants.

I don't recall whether the change in nickname resulted in any change to Mrs. Stabbone's underpants naming convention.

That's not entirely true, Alice. Butters is a great neigborhood kid, and he really belongs on a list like this.

George:

When was this? Yesterday?

This list reveals that Dustin only watched shows from his "generation". I'm guessing Dustin is, what, 32-34 ? Seriously, Sixxz? Lame.

Dude, didn't you ever watch "Leave it To Beaver" re-runs? Eddie Haskell is top of the list, in my view.

No love for Topanga from Boy Meets World? Dustin, how can you not love Topanga? To not love Topanga is to not love things that are adorable. Do you hate adorable things, Dustin?

.....

That might explain the puppy-stomping.

I'm so confused by the header pic. Dustin, you're put off by anyone seeing Natalie Portman as an adult, and yet poor Danica gets strung up there looking like a 13 year old hooker?

PaddyDog: zing! Winner!

(Seriously, that was funny.)

Ohhhh, I hear you SO MUCH, my friend. My co-workers and friends and family hate it when I don't sleep a night. There is a level of unholy to my bitch on those days.

George, yes, I concede that Butters may be an excellent option for this list, but the primary four boys really aren't under any circumstances.

And the list focuses on shows that revolve around a single family/household and the kids who live across the street from the houses. South Park just doesn't have that kind of focus, making every kid and no kid the "kid from across the street."

Yes, Winnie is smart AND gorgeous. One day she will rule the world!

Shut it, you fucking toddlers!

PaddyDog - hilarious! I think it's adorable when George tries to pretend that he's in his thirties. You'll get there one day! Keep the dream alive!

Definitely Krakow and Skippy!! List sucks.

PaddyDog, you win this round....

On a completely unrelated manner, how come no one's given props to the B.B. King solo yet? God, that man's genius. He practically invented modern lead guitar. He's jammed with Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton. I know this is only connected with him due to that clip, but it's still an excellent solo.

When Sir-Mix-A-Lot said, "36-24-36? Only if you're 5'3"." He was talking about Jenna Van Oy. Except she might be 38-24-38 at 5-feet. She's got a badonkadonkadonkadonk.

YES. I was really confused when I saw her on The Parkers later, then I saw the outfits she was wearing...so, YES.

Duuuude Ugly Naked Guy!

Aww, look...ugly naked guy has a girlfriend!

Aww, I'd forgotten all about Six. Love her! My (short, brunette, extremely chatty) best friend was called Six for years when we were kids....

Thank you for not putting Urkel on this list. *shudder*

Eddie Haskell, 4sure.

But ... were Pinky and Leather Tuscadero an obvious oversight or just a wee bit too old to be "kids"?
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I mean it was garbage but there is a reason it lasted so long and is still talked about today.

Posted by: gilp at July 28, 2009 3:23 PM

So ... I wasn't the only one who saw the Olsen sluts in the Olsen twins?
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Also, I would put Fishel's measurements up against Van Oy's anyday, TB. PLUS: DSL's.

Posted by: UnlessTheMoonFalls at July 28, 2009 5:48 PM
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Certainly in the later shows, when she ballooned to about a size Topanga Canyon.

Okay, I'll give credit where it's due. George has a sense of humour. Thank Godtopus. I had doubted it for a while, but he's come through nicely. Well played my young man. Well played.

Is wrong of me to fantasize of leg wrestling Winnie Cooper while she passionately whispers Archimedes' "Quadrature of the Parabola" in my ear?

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Tracer Bullet, Vermillion: Jenna Von Oy is the stuff of fantasies... I actually started The Parkers just because I was flipping through the channels and happened to catch a sight of her backside; and that show was turrrible!