The 15 Most Embarrassing Post-Bond Roles For Bond Girls
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The 15 Most Embarrassing Post-Bond Roles For Bond Girls

By Josh Kurp | Seriously Random Lists | September 13, 2012 | Comments ()


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There's a belief in Hollywood that being a Bond Girl is not a good thing, that you're forever typecast as eye candy and will have trouble finding decent parts for the rest of your career. The evidence backing up this so-called curse is pretty strong, too: when was the last time you heard from Izabella Scorupco or Carole Bouquet? We hope for the best for Naomie Harris, who will play Eve in the upcoming Skyfall, but you never know. Below, we've put together a list of the most embarrassing post-James Bond film roles for 15 "main" Bond girls (by main, we mean that they're not just in a single scene, then die, but rather, they're Bond's main companion in their respective film).

We're pretty sure you can guess #1.

#15. Izabella Scorupco as Natalya Simonova (GoldenEye)
Worst post-Bond Girl role: Reign of Fire

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#14. Maryam D'Abo as Kara Milovy (The Living Daylights)
Worst post-Bond Girl role: Shootfighter: Fight to the Death

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#13. Michelle Yeoh as Wai Lin (Tomorrow Never Dies)
Worst post-Bond Girl role: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

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#12. Jane Seymour as Solitaire (Live and Let Die)
Worst post-Bond Girl role: The Beach Party at the Threshold of Hell

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#11. Lois Chiles as Holly Goodhead (Moonraker)
Worst post-Bond Girl role: Speed 2: Cruise Control

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#10. Denise Richards as Christmas Jones (The World Is Not Enough)
Worst post-Bond Girl role: Madea's Witness Protection

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#9. Claudine Auger as Domino Derval (Thunderball)
Worst post-Bond Girl role: Listen, Let's Make Love

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#8. Britt Ekland as Mary Goodnight (The Man with the Golden Gun)
Worst post-Bond Girl role: Satan's Mistress

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#7. Mie Hama as Kissy Suzuki (You Only Live Twice)
Worst post-Bond Girl role: King Kong Escapes

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#6. Barbara Bach as Anya Amasova (The Spy Who Loved Me)
Worst post-Bond Girl role: Island of the Fishmen

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#5. Daniela Bianchi as Tatiana Romanova (From Russia with Love)
Worst post-Bond Girl role: Operation Kid Brother

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#4. Tanya Roberts as Stacey Sutton (A View to a Kill)
Worst post-Bond Girl role: Almost Pregnant

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#3. Maud Adams as Octopussy (Octopussy)
Worst post-Bond Girl role: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation

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#2. Ursula Andress as Honey Ryder (Dr. No)
Worst post-Bond Girl role: The Mountain of the Cannibal God

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#1. Halle Berry as Jinx Johnson (Die Another Day)
Worst post-Bond Girl role: Catwoman

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