The 10 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time
Below is a list of the 10 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time. They are definitive. Inarguable. You can disagree and you can posit your own, but then we'll "rip your fucking balls off, stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?"
Kill Bill: Price you pay. I collect your fucking head, Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!
Wizard of Oz: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
Tommy Boy: I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you.
Good Morning Vietnam: I'll burn you so bad, you'll wish you died as a child.
Blues Brothers: You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth!
Breakfast Club: "Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns."
They Live: I'm giving you a choice: Either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash-can.
Anchorman: I will smash your face into a car windshield and take your mother Dorothy Mantooth for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
Big Lebowski: You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass, and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click.
Predator: You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. You give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet ... leave ya here. Got that?
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