15 Toys No Child Would Ever Want In Their Happy Meal

By Josh Kurp | Seriously Random Lists | May 4, 2012 |

Maybe that's why I couldn't give two shits about Men in Black III, which comes out on May 25. Heck, I even forgot how soon its release day is, until I was trolling the ice cream message boards and noticed that Baskin-Robbins is coming out with MIB-themed flavors. "Pink Surprise Cake," anyone?

It's yet another lame promotional tie-in between a movie and fast food company, which got me thinking: what other sh*tty products and toys have chain "restaurants," like Burger King and Taco Bell, given away over the years, not only for movies, but just in general? Here are 15 you can purchase online.

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