Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Kristy Puchko | Politics | September 27, 2016
Last night Republican Babadook Donald Trump faced off against Democratic nominee Hillary Rodham-Clinton in the first of three debates. And while there’s a lot to discuss about all that went down, Twitter wanted answers about the sniffles.
*cybersniff* pic.twitter.com/0fzb4KlRO5
— Trump Sniff 👃 (@TrumpSniff) September 27, 2016
After starting vicious rumors about Clinton’s health, Trump found his own physical fitness and stamina called into question. And the answer to many, many Twitter users—including former presidential contender Howard Dean—was simple: cocaine.
Notice Trump sniffing all the time. Coke user?
— Howard Dean (@GovHowardDean) September 27, 2016
All these people who are remarking that Trump faded quickly after the first 15 minutes obviously don't understand how cocaine works.
— Spek (@spekulation) September 27, 2016
Trump crashed halfway through the debate, losing stamina. He was also sniffling a lot. And in an unrelated point, cocaine is a helluva drug.
— Dave Zirin (@EdgeofSports) September 27, 2016
#LawAndOrder from the guy who snorted cocaine before the #debatenight ??
— NaphiSoc (@NaphiSoc) September 27, 2016
I dont think so.#SheWon#ClintonKaine
Not #TrumpCocaine
Trump was great tonight. Lots of energy. Lots of people are saying he has a great cocaine dealer, the best. #trumpsniffing#DebateNight
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) September 27, 2016
The Trump campaign just announced his new theme song: https://t.co/qDwQOf7QwU
— Napoleon Of Rhyme (@johnacecil) September 27, 2016
Trump is dehydrated and sniffling. Cocaine… or pneumonia?
— Amy Berg (@bergopolis) September 27, 2016
Drink every time you hear Trump's cocaine sniffles
— Greg Poehler (@GregPoehler) September 27, 2016
A lot of people are saying Trump is on coke, which is ridiculous. People on cocaine love to talk about their specific plans for the future.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) September 27, 2016
Who cares if Trump is on cocaine? Cocaine has been known to increase debate performance. Ask anyone I've done cocaine with, They'll tell you
— Bryan (@MurderBryan) September 27, 2016
People are saying Trump has a cocaine problem. I’m not sure. Maybe it’s true. Maybe it’s not. But a lot of people are saying it. Ask them.
— Chris (@CGlush) September 27, 2016
He is now being called cocaine Trump!! #sniffles pic.twitter.com/5dTOAdLKlx
— (((merida montero))) (@Goodluckbeer) September 27, 2016
Yes, sure, jokes about Trump and cocaine. But jokes *aside*, everything about his demeanor screams legal amphetamine addiction.
— Max Silvestri (@maxsilvestri)September 27, 2016Hillary's shoulder shimmy giving me LIFE #debates pic.twitter.com/d6KaTn7iZo
— refinery29 (@Refinery29) September 27, 2016
Trump thinks he won. Cocaine gives you delusions of grandeur. #sniffles
— helen (@liberalchik) September 27, 2016
Trump had an incredibly low bar to clear and he failed.
— Edward Luce (@EdwardGLuce) September 27, 2016
Tonight in a nutshell. #sniffles pic.twitter.com/9Mjl4Nf2Oy
— Stewart Mason (@barmyFP) September 27, 2016
Kristy Puchko is feeling giddy.
