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A Calm, Collected Response To Current Events

By Jodi Smith | Politics | October 4, 2018 |

By Jodi Smith | Politics | October 4, 2018 |


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I’ve had my responses all bottled up inside of my brain for the past few FOREVERS and I’d like to get some of it out and away. Let’s go piece by piece, courtesy of my Twitter feed.

FUCK YOU, ORRIN HATCH. FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS AND IN THE EAR. You are telling WOMEN that survived TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCES to “grow up” just because they’re attempting to appeal to the pickled sack of shit where your brain should be?? BUT YOU ARE FULLY ON BOARD FOR A SUPREME COURT NOMINEE THAT COMMITTED PERJURY AND COULD NOT KEEP FROM SHOWING HIS ASS WHEN CALLED OUT ON HIS BULLSHIT? These women need to grow up? Are you fucking serious right now, you congealed mass of racism and misogyny left out on the stove of a hoarder for three years? Eat shit.

Oof, you really owned us by pretending the Republicans having been feasting on Trump’s mushroom tip since the beginning of the Age of Orange. Guess what? No one you’re speaking to or for has ever been under any illusion that Republicans were not on board the good ship Pisstape from the get-go. Y’all are power-hungry bitches that don’t care how many skulls you crush in your rush to line your tacky jacket pockets with ill-gotten funds. We see you. We all see you.

THIS BITCH AGAIN. Listen, Megyn “Santa Is White” Kelly, SHUT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK UP. SHUT UP. First of all, Kavanaugh wasn’t on trial, dipshit. He was interviewing for a job and because the job is one of the most important in the USA, his background and character flaws are relevant to the proceedings. Fuck, I’m not blonde and interchangeable with a thousand other FOX News token women and even I understand how this shit works. Second of all, rolling over and showing your belly to men isn’t going to save you from their power and privilege if it ever comes to that. You’re still just a woman to them — AKA NOTHING.

I know there are so many things going on with Captain Clusterfuck and His Swampy Bad Time Administration Band, but how in the actual hell is someone that committed tax fraud allowed to keep just being the President? How is it that we have allowed bullshit and rhetoric based on dividing this nation into political teams that led to this? Why are there so many people willing to just ignore reality and believe lies fed to them by a verified liar that literally owns a golden toilet while they look forward to the return of coal mines, black lung, and lower life expectancies? FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. How will we fix this and how long will it take? FUCK.

Thanks for coming to my FUCK talk. If you need me, I’ll be watching Trixie Mattel and Katya videos on YouTube for the foreseeable future.



Jodi Smith is the Associate Trade News Editor at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.



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