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Pajiba Dirty Talk: Pseudo-Science Strikes Again

By Dr. Pisaster | Posted Under Pajiba Dirty Talk | Comments (20)



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Remember our friends from a couple of weeks ago, Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam? The ones who tried to argue that feminism ruined sex because it makes women less willing to be sexually submissive? Well, you can expect to hear a lot more about them over the next few weeks, as they have a book out: A Billion Wicked Thoughts: What the World’s Largest Experiment Reveals about Human Desire. I can’t tell if the experiment they’re referring to in that subtitle is their own work or the existence of the internet, but given the general attitudes of the authors, I’m guessing it’s the egomaniacal one. The book describes analysis of a billion internet searches about sex from around the world, and is being reported on as a scientific study. Which it ain’t. Nobody in this day and age publishes scientific studies as books. They publish them as articles in peer-reviewed journals. Publishing this “study” as a book basically means its methods and conclusions weren’t vetted by other scientists in the field. It can’t be trusted to be any more scientific than the surveys run by outfits like Cosmo.

Ogas and Gaddam got their information about web searches from the search engine Dogpile, which is a metasearch engine that compile results from popular search engines like Google and Yahoo and presents the results to the user. It’s not clear from the reporting whether the searches analyzed by the authors were ones conducted on Dogpile or ones that Dogpile somehow pulled from more popular sites (I’m sorry, but I’m not wasting my money on the book to find out the specifics). It doesn’t sound, on the surface at least, like the most reliable way to conduct a scientific study. The sample is self-selected— people who search for sex topics online— and I have no idea how you’d determine demographic info like sex, race, and age when it comes to internet searches (and yet, they do make claims about differences between the sexes in the book). For their previous books, the authors at least used online surveys, which appear to have used misleading information and poorly designed question, but at least with a survey you can ask about demographic info. For this book they don’t appear to have actually asked any questions, they just observed internet searches and interpreted them as being representative of universal human desires.

It doesn’t really matter how reliable the data is anyway. The bigger problem is that the authors use the results of the internet searches and surveys to draw over-arching, gendered conclusions about human sexuality that you simply can’t make based on the kind of data (and that the media is buying into the hype and treating this as science). They argue that anonymous web searches reveal things about people’s sexual interests that they would never admit to a researcher, which is true to an extent, but just because people look up something on the web doesn’t mean they are sexually interested in it. (Who among us hasn’t turned to google to figure out what some phrase meant only to find that it’s an obscure sexual practice invented by 13 year old boys with too much imagination and no actual sexual experience?). You can’t rely too much on internet searches divorced from context.

The main conclusions from the “study” that are being spread around the web are mostly harmless, at least, as far as faux-science goes. According to the New York Post article, the top ten sex-related searches as described in the book are: 1. Youth (13.5%) 2. Gay (4.7%) 3. MILFs (4.3%) 4. Breasts (4%) 5. Cheating Wives (2.8%) 6. Vaginas (2.8%) 7. Penises (2.4%) 8. (Blocked out in the book apparently. Who knows why.) 9. Butts (.9%) and 10. Cheerleaders (.1%). Those statistics aren’t surprising, but the way the conclusions are framed makes it clear the authors aren’t just analyzing hard data but putting their own interpretations on things. For example, they state that men fantasize about group sex more than women do. Men may do more internet searches about these things (though, again, I’m not sure how they determine the gender of people doing internet searches), but it’s an awfully big step from what people fantasize about to what they type into a search bar. They note that straight men prefer amateur porn, and theorize that it’s because it seems more authentic, but uh, it’s also more free, a major concern for a lot of people who don’t want to spend money they don’t have to or don’t want to give their credit card information out. They interpret the ubiquity of foot-fetishes to be proof of an evolutionary desire for fertility (small feet are apparently a sign of high estrogen production), without putting any deeper thought into the cultural forces that drive this particularly common kink. They conclude that the number of searches for transsexuals or overweight or older women are signs that the more men are attracted to such women than most people realize, which probably has some truth to it, but their numbers are likely over-inflated due to the fact that there’s no need to search specifically for skinny blonde women with big breasts, for example, because those are gonna pop up in any generic porn search. If it’s mainstream, people won’t search for it with specific tags because they don’t have to. It’s only the things that are less common that you have to dig for.

There are lots of kinks out there, and the internet facilitates a lot of sexual exploration that people might otherwise keep to themselves. I have no doubt that a well-conducted analysis of internet search data could reveal a lot about human sexuality. But Ogas and Gaddam did not conduct that study. They took a bunch of raw data and used it to justify their own beliefs about human sexuality (women are submissive, men like boobs, sexual attraction is all about fertility). And now they’re profiting off of it and tricking news organizations and the general public into thinking that their method is scientific. Or trying to anyway - the tags on the books Amazon page include things like “mansplaining, ” “bad science,” and “PhDs written in crayon.” If only supposedly reputable news agencies understood what the majority of Amazon users seem to.

Dr. Pisaster has a doctorate in biophysics, not actually anything sexy. She does however enjoy having sex, reading about sex, and talking about sex. Especially when she’s had a little whiskey.









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Comments

I want you to know that although I feel a great deal of rage when scientists cram data into their narrow, bigoted, smug asshole preconceived notions rather than actually using science, I am SO disturbed by that gold shoe photo that my rage is scattered and confused and a little traumatized. It is freaking me out in ways that it has no right to, and in ways that the blue show pic next to it cannot possibly compare with. And why are her buttcheeks so shiny?

Posted by: Nat Kittyface at April 27, 2011 7:26 PM

Gaddam, those pictures are freaking me out.

Posted by: , at April 27, 2011 7:43 PM

(sigh) A lot of reporters are terrible at math, myself included, but understanding this study takes nothing more than reading comprehension which, one would think, reporters would be good at.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 27, 2011 7:45 PM

Dr. Pisaster, You are a national treasure. I love how you bring them in with the sex talk, but then you teach them to be scientifically literate. The press is always going to go with the splashiest headline, and people are going to be misinformed. Keep up the good work.

Posted by: John G. at April 27, 2011 8:18 PM

You expect actual science in the "studies" that claim to be scientific? Zealot.

Don't you know people need their sciency stuff 'splained to them in easy-to-digest soundbites that already justify the things they already think they know about everything?

I predict these assholes will be all over the TV in the next few weeks (at least one if not all of the morning TV "news" shows), will sell several hundred thousand books and then go away. Hopefully, they'll go away and not leverage this steaming load into an entire industry the way that ignorant-ass John Gray motherfucker did.

Posted by: Slash at April 27, 2011 8:24 PM

This is exactly why there are people who sincerely think science is a waste. Why being intellectual is a negative thing.

Posted by: Protoguy at April 27, 2011 8:54 PM

I'd feel more comfortable about life if Dinosaurs looked more like those scary pictures of leg/butt-shoes, and less like ginormo reptile...thingies.

Just 'cause .

Posted by: beet salad at April 27, 2011 10:44 PM

And here I was thinking you were going to refute the "heels are sexy" thesis.

In related news, I feel like this column (is that what this is?) should be called "Why Sex Scientists are Usually Wrong." In other words, I love this column (seriously, does it change in the conversion from print to electronic media, like how cannons become carronades when they're on a ship?).

Posted by: Pippa at April 28, 2011 1:35 AM

@Pippa
Well as something of an 18th century naval geek, I cant help but mention that carronades are actually a specific type of cannon, specifically a short range cannon that fires heavier than normal shot designed to rip open an opposing ship's hull. So technically not all ship mounted cannons are carronades.

Needless to say, I don't have much use for a sex advice column.

Posted by: Blake Shrapnel at April 28, 2011 2:39 AM

To be specific, I like to specify any specific specifications I use in my posts. Also, proofreading is for weenies.

Posted by: Blake Shrapnel at April 28, 2011 2:56 AM

So that makes two people on this thread that know that there's a difference between cannons and carronades - I now feel that my general knowledge is sincerely lacking.

On an unrelated note: Someone called Pepperell is quoted on the 'fanlore' site you linked to as calling this survey an 'elaborate research-themed piece of performance art' among other things. That seems like a great explanation for this misguided project.

Posted by: Sian at April 28, 2011 4:41 AM

"Well as something of an 18th century navel geek"

This looked wrong, and did not seem to connect with the sudden topic shift to cannons. Then I re-read it, and you had changed it, to something that made far more sense.

Ockham's Razor suggests that you hacked my computer, updated the text on the screen without a refresh, and did it all while watching the direction my eyes were looking in to make sure you weren't caught.

Well played.

Posted by: Ender at April 28, 2011 4:59 AM

Speaking as a navel geek; innies>outies

Posted by: Protoguy at April 28, 2011 5:11 AM

Speaking as a navel geek; innies>outies

Posted by: Protoguy at April 28, 2011 5:11 AM

Aw shit, man, don't provoke those monsters! I can't handle another Outie Uprising! I nearly lost my life in the Great Outie Riot of '96, and I'm not letting my kids see all those protruding belly buttons menacing people in the streets.

*packs shit*

*breaks the fuck out*

Posted by: Kballs at April 28, 2011 8:32 AM

1. Those header photos are freaking me out, too.

2. Years ago, I took a training class for my first job. Out of the blue, an old guy sitting behind me asked me if I had an innie or an outie. I wasn't really thinking ahead, and said, "An innie." He said, "I have an outie. Want to play snaps?" I was so horrified that I just turned around and didn't speak to him again.

Posted by: BWeaves at April 28, 2011 9:42 AM

Dr. P, I think you should get together with Adam and Jamie of the Mythbusters and see if you can create a spinoff show testing sexual myths. Just remember who gave you the idea when it is time to cast people to help test the myths. *cough* me *cough*

All kidding aside, I do would like to encourage you to try and find some way to expand the audience that would read these articles. Not only do you write very well and present excellent information, but you also emphasize using real science to explore human sexuality. Here in the US, there is far too little real science that sees widespread exposure, and far too much pseudoscience that is presented instead, even on so-called science channels. Maybe you could co-post these articles on a science website, do a podcast or a radio show, and maybe, eventually, some type of TV show.

Posted by: CptCrckpot at April 28, 2011 9:51 AM

It seems their data is lacking when the top ten sex related searches add up to only 35.5%. What are people "looking up" for the remaining 64.5%?
Midgets?

P.S. Not trying to brag, but I would wear a 10 in the blue shoe.
10 wide (just sayin)

Posted by: The Mangler at April 28, 2011 7:13 PM

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Posted by: Matthew C. Kriner at June 17, 2011 7:31 AM

Keep working ,terrific job!

Posted by: Carroll B. Merriman at June 25, 2011 3:49 AM