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Are You There, Godtopussy? It’s Me, Replica

By Replica | Posted Under PaEHba Day | Comments (51)

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G: “WHAT?”

Replica: “Uh, Godtopussy most ruthless and perky?”

G: “WHAT?! Don’t make me go full Kanye on you now … I’m into the box wine.”

Replica: “I’ve done … questionable … things”

G: “How so, little blowfish? What could you possibly have done that might be construed as ‘too much’ on a day such as this?”

Replica: “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe … “

G: “ACOLYTES! Pick this puddly mess up off my clean floors! She’s babbling madness. Madness, says I!”

~all look downwards~

A1, 2 and 3: “!!!”
A1: “OH GREAT Godtopussy HAVE MERCY ON US ALL!”
A2: “AIIIEEEE!!!!”
A3: ‘*snicker snee* “That rules!”

G: “WHAT?!? Really I … I … I see. Hawt!”

~Thus endeth all further talk, as a time of contemplation and bunktime came upon the order. And it was GOOD.~


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Seastar Pisaster IS Bitchy People


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MyySharona IS Screaming


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Sofia SEZ Joder!


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Admin. BOING! (you’re welcome, everyone!)


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Dustin, We Love You, Man. Thanks for everything!


Replica is utterly spent. And in her bunk.

This post is part of Paheeba Day 2009. An explanation of Paheeba Day can be found in the Pajiba Dictionary.







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Comments

MY EYES!!! Oh lordy, admin!

The ladies look lovely. So very lovely. And then my eyes. My poor, poor eyes.

Posted by: Lainey at November 18, 2009 7:05 PM

OH MY GOD WHY?!!????? CAN"T UNSEE. Thank god I'm the only one in my office today, between the image of Doran's poster and my almost falling out of my chair laughing at it....good god.

Posted by: s. pisaster at November 18, 2009 7:05 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 18, 2009 7:06 PM

He has glitterboob - I just noticed the glitterboob!!!

Also, we DO love you, Dustin! Thank you for everything!

Posted by: Lainey at November 18, 2009 7:06 PM

admin, you look gorgeous. Everyone's just jealous. Mrs. admin, I would avoid going near him in the vicinity of a swimming pool. The results are not pretty.

Posted by: becks at November 18, 2009 7:10 PM

And now I'm imagining a sparkley-vampires-striptease-movie crossover.

Posted by: Blonde Savant at November 18, 2009 7:10 PM

Strangely...I'm more into his Glitterfoot.

Posted by: PissBoy at November 18, 2009 7:11 PM

Admin, now I know why you wouldn't tell me what poster you were doing. Jebus Christ.

Posted by: Snath at November 18, 2009 7:12 PM

What's everybody yelling about? Dustin's receding hair line isn't THAT bad.

Posted by: admin at November 18, 2009 7:13 PM

It's just so . . . smooth and hairless. It's like some sort of evil pink beach ball.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 18, 2009 7:15 PM

OMG Admin!!!!!

Posted by: myysharona at November 18, 2009 7:18 PM

Holy balls.

Posted by: feramones at November 18, 2009 7:19 PM

Oh sweet Jesus.....

Posted by: Kelly at November 18, 2009 7:20 PM

Please, please tell me that Replica didn't travel all the way to Saskatcheweman just to take a full monty of admin??? That would be as disturbing as that poster is.

Oh shit, has gp seen this yet? He's gonna explode! There's no telling if he'll ever be normal again!

Posted by: Xtreme at November 18, 2009 7:20 PM

Between Admin's poster and jM's RTR, it's been rather sparkly around here today, hasn't it??? I love it!

And Seastar, rowr! (that works on two levels... I'm so damned clever today)

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at November 18, 2009 7:21 PM

huh? what? Did I pass out? What was I looking at again?

*looks again*

huh? what? Did I pass out? What was I looking at again?

*looks again*

huh? what? Did I pass out? What was I looking at again?

*looks again*

huh? what? Did I pass out? What was I looking at again?

*looks again*

Posted by: DeistBrawler at November 18, 2009 7:27 PM

/headbunk

Posted by: gp at November 18, 2009 7:32 PM

I just... I can't look away. I keep going back to the poster and just...staring at it.

admin, when you get your first starring role in that Classic Canadian porn "All that Glitters is Not Canadian Gold" (alternate title: Is That a Glitter Moose in your Pocket?) do I get free tickets to the red carpet event?

Posted by: Kelly at November 18, 2009 7:45 PM

oh god oh god

*wheezes*

oh my god oh my god

I CAN'T BREATHE

*faint*

Posted by: figgy at November 18, 2009 7:58 PM

A Reaction:

Oh! OH THAT IS SO HOT SPIZ. So awesome! So hot!
...
Damn but Sharon has awesome eyes. That was such a cool idea!
...
Damn that Sofia being all gorgeous. So chola chic.
She's so pretty oh wait what's this nex---

NO WAY. NO NO NO OHMYGODTHATISADMIN HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

*hyperventilates and faints*

Posted by: figgy at November 18, 2009 8:00 PM

No wonder you've got three kids, Admin - there's no way in hell Mrs.Admin could ever resist those gams. Smooth.

Posted by: Kolby at November 18, 2009 8:04 PM

Admin, can you show me how to highlight my breasties like that?

I want to be Sofía!

Replica, you are a genius - and thank you for all your beautiful, hard work.

And finally, Dustin, thank you for this wonderful place where we've all found each other. What a glorious group of people.

Posted by: Cindy at November 18, 2009 8:05 PM

I am so glad that I did not see this last batch until I was safely in the privacy of my own home, because when I got to the poster of Admin, I let out the hugest cackle!

All these posters (just like the previous two batches) are fabulous! Rep, I think these will have to become a Paheeba Day tradition.

Posted by: tamatha at November 18, 2009 8:11 PM

I...I...
...there truly are no words to describe the utter...astonishment I feel for admin's glorious butthole. I'm also not afraid to admit that I wish I had his thighs.

P.S. Rep, you are one GLORIOUS bitch! These posters are insane.

Posted by: popejenn at November 18, 2009 8:11 PM

MORE awesome posters!!! Frabjous day.

All those times I whispered, "Are you there, Godtopussy? It's me, Margaret,"* finally you have answered! And how!

And admin, my goodness, nekkid pictures of you on the web? I guess you never plan on running for uh, Prime Minister of Canada or whatever. . .

*My name is actually Margaret.

Posted by: MM at November 18, 2009 8:12 PM

How come admin's breast milk is sparkly? Is he secretly a hermaphrodite vampire?

Posted by: Sofía at November 18, 2009 8:13 PM

Again, these are so fucking spectacular. That poster of admin is a work of art and so damn sessy. Replica, you are a master of the magic wand!

Posted by: jM at November 18, 2009 8:14 PM

Biiiiiiiiiig round of applause for replica for bringing the AWESOME to Paheeba Day.

*starts slow clap*

Posted by: Sofía at November 18, 2009 8:17 PM

Wow, admin that takes ummm.....balls.

Posted by: Nimue at November 18, 2009 8:21 PM

*clap*

(that was the left cheek)

Posted by: admin at November 18, 2009 8:21 PM

*clap*

(and the right)

Posted by: admin at November 18, 2009 8:21 PM

I just...I can't...

*wheezes, gasps for breath*

Oh sweet Christ on a flaming unicycle. I CAN SEE ADMIN'S PUBES.

My eyes...oh good Lord Jesus, my eyes...

Dammit I need these eyes! I still have eleven months of reviews to read! My retinas are growing scar tissue as I type!

**************************************

Dustin, we love you. I don't think you know how much. Thank you for giving us this crazy little corner of the internets. (P.S. - I owe you on the personal tip. *fist bump*)

Posted by: Nicole at November 18, 2009 8:22 PM

And yes. We love you, Dustin. Thanks for giving us Paheeba Day!

Posted by: figgy at November 18, 2009 8:29 PM

And now, thanks to admin, we'll be playing the Crying Game.

Posted by: branded at November 18, 2009 8:35 PM

Actually, I can't see his pubes. He must have . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 18, 2009 8:48 PM

Oh sweet Jesopus, Josepus and Marypus, these are great ... I tip my ruined pants to the lovely ladies of Paheeba and humbly ask: Can you Pajichicks, like, take over forever? I will fall to the ground and worship at your cute little feet, in stiletto heels of course (or cowgirl do-me boots for you, Lwa'e').

All praise Godtopussy!

*clap*

Posted by: , (TCFKAB), at November 18, 2009 8:51 PM

Don't listen to the naysayers Admin. Some of us feel the sexytime.

Posted by: superasente at November 18, 2009 8:56 PM

No way I could miss Paheeba day, I was told. Brilliant articles and posters, they said. So I scrolled down...

AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH! My eyes!

I'm on the floor in the fetal position right now. I can't tell if I'm laughing, weeping, or bleeding right now. And I don't care!

Posted by: lordhelmet at November 18, 2009 9:03 PM

OHMYGODADMINTHATISTHEBESTTHINGOFMYLIFE.

There are very literal tears POURING down my face, soaking my t-shirt right now.

OF. MY. LIFE.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at November 18, 2009 9:24 PM

A-HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Fucking hell, admin. You are one brave man. That fucking rules.

Paheeba Ladies are beautiful! I choose to interpret Dustin's poster as him rubbing his hands together in glee at all the beautiful, intelligent women his site has collected.

Posted by: stardust at November 18, 2009 9:59 PM

I choose to interpret Dustin's poster as him rubbing his hands together in glee at all the beautiful, intelligent women his site has collected.

Posted by: stardust

I choose to interpret he's rubbing his hands with the glitter dripping from admin's big toe. What he'll do with it next? You'll have to wait until Pajiba After Dark to know the answer to that question.

Posted by: Sofía at November 18, 2009 10:03 PM

The real question is whether he'll ask for more.

Posted by: SparkleTits at November 18, 2009 10:25 PM

*whispers*

admin ... adMIN ... ahem, I do believe you have, ummm ... some manhoney running down your leg. Whether it's yours or someone else's, it's still yuck.

Here's a moist towelette.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB), at November 18, 2009 11:56 PM

Okay, so I'm at my NEW job, and on a break, checking in to Paheeba Day. I see my poster and do a little happy dance. A coworker passing by asks why the happy chair dance. I show him my poster, he says cool. He leans over to scroll down a little, sees Admin's poster and says, "Oh, hey, heeey, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?"

I laughed and wheezed so hard that people in the kitchen (like 50 feet away) came to see what was going on.

And that is how Admin scorched the eyes of 10 random people on swing shift in Austin, TX.

Whatever, I love your poster Admin!!!!!!

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at November 19, 2009 12:41 AM

("or cowgirl do-me boots for you, Lwa'e')."

Big Daddy, I'm not that kind of horsey girl. I'm the kind that wears the tight breeches, tall shiny black boots, a tailored jacket, and carries a hand whip. Leave that cowgirl shit for the oakies and hicks.
I do love my high high heels though. It isn't all horses with me, you know.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 19, 2009 1:15 AM

Admin: Bringing sexy back.
Dear God man, that is a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 19, 2009 1:35 AM

I love you all so much, my family away from home! Proof that terrible, shitty, lame, and utterly craptastic sitcoms featuring hot women or wives putting up with lame fat and stupid men or husbands can come true!!!!!! Look at these photos...the most mind blowing grouping of smart gorgeous women and their fat, retarded, vulgar but sometimes clever following of men..all hail the PAHEEBAS! Keep on keepin on everyone!

Posted by: Nunzio Badalamenti at November 19, 2009 3:43 AM

bbbrrwwwagghhhhllrrgghhrrlllrrr!!!!

*looks at Show the Girls poster again*

bllllaaaaggghhhhhrrrlllrwwwrrllaaagggg!!!

It's like Louis C.K. wants to rape my synapses!

*gunshot to the eyes*

Ahhh, sweet relief. Wait! I can still see it in my head! Noooooooooooo!!!!

*runs over head with steamroller*

I like pudding.

Posted by: Kballs at November 19, 2009 7:43 AM

HA! Nunzio called Dustin retarded.

Posted by: SparkleTits at November 19, 2009 8:47 AM

I pooped vomit. Didn't know it was possible, but there you have it.

...

I can't not keep looking at it.

Good Christ.

I...

Wow.

Don't get me wrong, all of these are friggin' kick-ass, but... admin... I can't stop looking.

I need to speak to my Pastor about the myriad of thoughts running rampant through my noggin. Immediately.

Posted by: Skitz at November 19, 2009 10:12 AM

I do love my high high heels though.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 19, 2009 1:15 AM
---
Are they strappy?

I loves me some strappy shoes.

Posted by: , (just , cause I'm tired of typing that other shit) at November 19, 2009 11:08 AM


















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