G: “WHAT?”

Replica: “Uh, Godtopussy most ruthless and perky?”

G: “WHAT?! Don’t make me go full Kanye on you now … I’m into the box wine.”

Replica: “I’ve done … questionable … things”

G: “How so, little blowfish? What could you possibly have done that might be construed as ‘too much’ on a day such as this?”

Replica: “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe … “

G: “ACOLYTES! Pick this puddly mess up off my clean floors! She’s babbling madness. Madness, says I!”

~all look downwards~

A1, 2 and 3: “!!!”
A1: “OH GREAT Godtopussy HAVE MERCY ON US ALL!”
A2: “AIIIEEEE!!!!”
A3: ‘*snicker snee* “That rules!”

G: “WHAT?!? Really I … I … I see. Hawt!”

~Thus endeth all further talk, as a time of contemplation and bunktime came upon the order. And it was GOOD.~




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Replica is utterly spent. And in her bunk.

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