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Shows Premiering This Week that Are Worth Your Time / Seth Freilich

Miscellaneous | September 14, 2009 | Comments (42)


Each night, when Dustin posts the nightly Pajiba After Dark, he highlights the stuff on the tube for the night. But for those of you who are anal like me and like to plan ahead, here’s a quick-and-dirty highlight of the new shows, or returning shows, dropping this week which may be worthwhile (i.e., I’m not highlighting every new or returning show premiering this week).

Monday

“The Jay Leno Show” (NBC, 10 p.m.). Ok, this one’s not worth any of our time. But I’ll probably watch the first episode out of sheer morbid curiosity. Plus, there’s nothing else on since, because I’m on the West Coast, even the late Monday Night Football game (this week is a doubleheader) will be over. And for those of you one the East Coast, while the Chargers vs. Raiders game will only just be starting, the game will also already be over.

Tuesday

Nada. (But you should be watching “Sons of Anarchy” over on FX at 10 — s’really quite good.)

Wednesday

“Full Color Football: The History of the American Football League” (Showtime, 8 p.m.). If you’ve got Showtime, this sounds like an interesting five-part series, looking at the old AFL from its start-up days through its merger with the NFL. It’s produced by NFL Films, who always does good work.

Nothing else, new, premiering tonight, though I’ll be tuning back into “Glee” which is entertaining, in that Ryan Murphy over-the-top way.

Thursday

Tonight, for the first time in months, my DVR once again gets to earn its money.

“Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update Thursday” (NBC, 8 p.m.). I suspect this sucker is going to be of remarkably less quality than the version we saw last fall during the election, which really wasn’t all that strong to begin with (Emmy-winning Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, aside). But I’ll tune in out of curiosity, plus it’ll let me get a good DVR buffer on the next show, so I can skip the commercials.

“Survivor” (CBS, 8 p.m.). I know that many folks bailed on this show a long time ago. I don’t blame you. But I can’t help myself — I’m addicted to “Survivor” like nobody’s business and as long as it’s on the air, I’ll be watching. The first half of the seasons tend to be a bit lackluster, and I actually don’t care about any of the challenges all that much (and have even been known to fast forward through them sometimes). But when the scheming and plotting and strateegerizing starts kicking up (albeit half-assed in some seasons), I’m like a kid in a candy store. Fucking loves it.

“Parks & Recreation” (NBC, 8:30 p.m.). Not a great show, but enough laughs to be worth sticking with for the moment. But I could easily see this falling off my radar sometime during the season, particularly if I start falling behind with keeping up with m’stories.

“Fringe” (Fox, 9 p.m.). I’m not as ga-ga over this show as a lot of folks are. But it does tend to be more entertaining than not, and I’m a sucker for twisty sci-fi shit. Plus, it’s nice to see zombie Joshua Jackson out among the living.

“The Office” (NBC, 9 p.m.). Not what it used to be, but still one of the funnier shows on the telly.

“Community” (NBC, 9:30 p.m.). This is the Joel McHale and Chevy Chase ensemble comedy, about a community college. Early word has been good, and I like McHale a lot (“The Soup” has been one of the things that really helped me get through the summer TV doldrums), although the clips I’ve seen so far have been underwhelming. But I’m willing to give it a few weeks to see if there’s something here.

“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” (FX, 10 p.m.). Have you seen the Kittens Mittens commercial?

I need say no more.

Sunday

Yeah, nothing new worth anyone’s time on Friday or Saturday. Tonight, however, it’s the annual shit-show known as the Emmys. Plus a big football game with the Giants hoping to knock Dallas’ new TV off the rafters (is there a way for both of these teams to lose, damn it?). And with “Hung” and “True Blood” over, HBO’s dropping two comedies, one old, one new.

“Curb Your Enthusiasm” (HBO, 9:00 p.m.). Some seasons, this show’s brilliant. Some seasons, not so much. But even the “not so much” seasons generally tend to be worthwhile. With this season focusing on Larry putting together a “Seinfeld” reunion, I kinda suspect there will be some gold.

“Bored to Death” (HBO, 9:30 p.m.). Zach Galifianakis. That’s enough for me. Jason Schwartzmann and Ted Danson are bonuses. The trailer had a lot of people psyched, although I’m still keeping my expectations lukewarm. Hopefully it lives up to its potential.

And that’s the week of worthwhile premieres.


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Comments

Thursday!

Bones!

Special Guest Star Cyndi Lauper!

For the second time today, SQUEE!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at September 14, 2009 11:37 AM

I need to own the It's Always Sunny DVDs. I swear, I never laugh so much as I do while watching that. So excited for the new season!!!
Oh, and I watched a Sons of Anarchy episode all the way through for the first time last week and let me just say, that is a great show. That last scene was tough to watch...but man, Katy Segal is a goddess. This is gonna be a regular for me.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at September 14, 2009 11:38 AM

I'm going to give "Fringe" one more chance, even though that blonde chick (I don't feel like thinking of her name, shut up) is pretty effing annoying. I require quality geek TV.

I didn't realize anyone other than my 60-year-old aunt was still watching "Survivor." Hmmmm.

Posted by: Nicole at September 14, 2009 11:40 AM

Oh, AvB, I forgot BONES!!! I have no brain today. Booth wakes up thinking he loves Brennan! SQUEE!!!!

Posted by: Nicole at September 14, 2009 11:42 AM

I am so god damned excited for It's Always Sunny. A day without Charlie is a day without laughter...caused by teeth-pulling wildcards who write musicals with rape scenes.

Posted by: Julie at September 14, 2009 11:43 AM

It's because of this website and the degenerates (I mean that lovingly) I met through it that this past weekend I heard two guys talking about It's Always Sunny… without using the show's title and was able to turn around and say "I know exactly what show you're talking about".

I then received further entreaties to start watching it. I'll get around to it. If it was on Netflix instant play, I'd probably get around to it a lot sooner.

Posted by: Rusty (formerly Genny) at September 14, 2009 11:44 AM

The cast of Always Sunny is doing a live production of The Nightman Cometh in NYC this week, and will show episodes from the new season. And yes, I have tickets. Jealous?

Posted by: J at September 14, 2009 11:45 AM

Is he the guy who's hooking up with hot models on ___Tallmingle Co m___ ? actually there're lots sexy people there, Online chat, blogs, forums, flirtation and messages! Start an May-December romance just a click away! Whether for heat or passion, you are gonna be surprised what you might be end with!!LOL :-)

Posted by: Claekda at September 14, 2009 11:46 AM

Oh J, I kind of hate you. Both shows in Philly this Friday sold out in minutes.

Posted by: Julie at September 14, 2009 11:49 AM

I'm glad to read there are other Bones freaks out there....

Squee, as you say.

Posted by: TSF at September 14, 2009 11:50 AM

I'm psyched for Bones too, but the season finale angered me. The premier better make up for it.

Posted by: Julie at September 14, 2009 11:53 AM

TSF, you can't say it like that! A good "squee" requires all caps and at least one exclamation point, like so: SQUEE!

Nicolita, I thought the season ended where he woke up and didn't know who she was... I haven't seen any stuff for this season, is that what's happening?! In that case, DOUBLE SQUEE!!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at September 14, 2009 11:54 AM

The KittenMittens cracks me up every time! That will never not be funny.

Posted by: wsapnin at September 14, 2009 12:00 PM

It's Always Horny in Tallminglia.

Posted by: admin at September 14, 2009 12:02 PM

Nicolita, I thought the season ended where he woke up and didn't know who she was... I haven't seen any stuff for this season, is that what's happening?! In that case, DOUBLE SQUEE!!

From what I saw on the commercials during teh football yesterday, "New Booth" believes that he's in love with Bones. Which is cause for a triple squeeeeeee!!!!!!

Posted by: Nicole at September 14, 2009 12:04 PM

Do ya think that means they're gonna... you know... *do it*?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at September 14, 2009 12:07 PM

I kind of never want Booth and Brennan to get together since I love the sexual tension/friendship thing they've got going...but man. Their chemistry is so palpable that it makes ME feel sexually frustrated.

Posted by: Julie at September 14, 2009 12:09 PM

I've never watched It's Always Sunny... and probably won't, but that Kittens Mittens bit makes me cackle like a fucking loon. I want Velcro-tipped ones for my cats so I can sick their evil, furry little asses somewhere far away from my white couch.

Posted by: stardust savant at September 14, 2009 12:10 PM

I know, Julie, I'm so torn... Once they break the seal, as it were, it's all over. It's never the same after that (see: Moonlighting). And what will Cam have to say about it if they do? So many questions.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at September 14, 2009 12:13 PM

I'm going to look like Cam in my next life. My roommate and I spend half of each episode commenting on how perfect her face is.

Posted by: Julie at September 14, 2009 12:16 PM

Wednesday night...Ultimate Fighter.

What can I say...Kimbo Slice fascinates me. I'm pulling for him to kick some ass.

Posted by: PissBoy at September 14, 2009 12:17 PM

Okay, okay...

*clears throat*

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Yeah. I feel a little weird now.

Posted by: TSF at September 14, 2009 12:24 PM

I'll be watching the Bones and I'll be SQUEEING (although, it seems terribly undignified), because I've recently become addicted and if I don't watch it, I'll get the shakes. I DVR all of the TNT repeats (3 a day) and then watch them in a semi-catatonic state each night, waking up just often enough to shout, "FOR THE LOVE OF GODTOPUS, WOULD YOU TWO JUST FUCK ALREADY???"

So, yeah, um, I'm looking forward to the new season...

Posted by: Lainey at September 14, 2009 12:26 PM

It's going to be so Sunny this Thursday, I might just have to put on my sunglasses.

Posted by: commanderfunky at September 14, 2009 12:28 PM

Community look fabulous. I will definitely be watching. I love me some Joel McHale. Should have gone to see his stand up when I had the chance.

Posted by: grace b at September 14, 2009 12:31 PM

TSF, that was a little weird. Sorry! You can squee however you are comfortable squeeing.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at September 14, 2009 12:44 PM

AVB

I live on the West coast of Scotland, you see, where Men are Men and express their enthusiasm through grunts and heavy drinking sessions. The last known "squee-er" was chased down to the English boarder by large packs of machete wielding young persons.

I am, in fact, a deep and sensitive soul. A poet, an artistE, and a total ninny. But let's just keep that between you, me and the internet.

Posted by: TSF at September 14, 2009 1:00 PM

TSF, you're my favorite. Don't tell the others. You've seen how they get. Especially gp.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at September 14, 2009 1:04 PM

I'm all bashful now.

Posted by: TSF at September 14, 2009 1:11 PM

@TSF
A laugh, a squee and a sigh.

Any chance of moving to the West Coast of the USA?

Well, that is if you and AvB break up.

Posted by: MsMoMo at September 14, 2009 1:37 PM

New list:

Monday: Monday Night Football
Tuesday: Scream at my TV.
Wednesday: Wrap my remote in a bean burrito and eat it.
Thursday: Retreive remote and watch Sunny awesomeness.
Friday: Find someone to dry hump.
Saturday: College Football
Sunday: A Redskins loss followed by HBO's latest mediocre offering.
Masturbate.

Repeat.

Posted by: Kballs at September 14, 2009 2:08 PM

Don't forget the Always Sunny season 4 DVD comes out tomorrow (Tuesday)!

Posted by: henchman for hire at September 14, 2009 2:09 PM

Jeez Kballs, only on Sundays? I usually reserve Sunday for movies and let ye olde auto-shuffler rest.

Posted by: admin at September 14, 2009 3:35 PM

I love the kitten mittens. Fucking love it.

I kind of never want Booth and Brennan to get together since I love the sexual tension/friendship thing they've got going...but man. Their chemistry is so palpable that it makes ME feel sexually frustrated.

So...basically like Mulder and Scully? I've never gotten into "Bones" but that's exactly what it sounds like. We all saw what happened when they did it. Look at the piece of crap that the last movie was.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at September 14, 2009 4:07 PM

Ahhh...hmm.

Look up cognitive dissonance in the dictionary, and definition 3a reads: "NPH hosts the Emmys".

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Posted by: Ian at September 14, 2009 5:39 PM

J, I'm going to see Nightman here in Boston tomorrow. Soooooo excited!

Posted by: Ariel at September 14, 2009 7:40 PM

TSF, you're my favorite. Don't tell the others. You've seen how they get. Especially gp.

Dude! I'm, like, right here! I know we Internet Broke Up last week over your love of capers, but I thought we had Internet Gotten Back Together? I can't believe you'd two-time me with some...aw, actually, who am I kidding. He has a Scottish accent. I'd dump you for him in a heartbeat too. Well-played, AvonB. Well-played indeed.

Posted by: Shay at September 14, 2009 8:17 PM

Posted by: Jerce at September 14, 2009 8:47 PM

Oh, Shay, darling, you know you're permanently implanted in the wall of my aorta! You're an Irish ginger, for Heaven's sake!


...

Oops. I just swooned a little. Anyway, I was going to say, I don't see why there can't be room for three...

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at September 14, 2009 9:16 PM

Oh AvonB - you always know just the right words!

(Though I'm not exactly ginger, apart from my beard, and that's just the Irish curse kicking in)

Posted by: Shay at September 14, 2009 10:19 PM

I like Bones more than it deserves considering the consistently ridiculous stuff they keep putting in there. I don't think any of their writers ever consults with doctors, lawyers, cops, judges or the FBI. But I still enjoy the characters and the dialog and I'm glad it's back.

Although the "cliffhanger" seems kinda lame given that it ends with Booth not knowing who Bones is, implying he's lost his memory, and then the promos show him back in full swing, memory apparently intact.

One of my favorite "WTF?" moments from the show was when they had to smuggle a dead guy out of his coffin during his funeral for some reason, and someone bitched that their car had been blocked in by an SUV, so they had to take Camille's Toyota Matrix, and don't worry, there's "lots of room." I thought, did I just see a car commercial? I mean, I've got a Matrix, it's awesome and reliable and hardly costs me a thing, but somehow the slogan "roomy enough to haul away a corpse, compact enough to get away quietly without raising suspicion" doesn't seem like a great advertising move.

Then there was a long, lingering shot at the Toyota emblem on the front of the car as they pulled away, and I realized, yep, car commercial. Bi-zarre.

Posted by: DeadBessie at September 15, 2009 11:37 AM

DeadBessie, I love to think that the writers were told "Write something about a Toyota Matrix!" and thought "Oh, is that how it is, producers? Well fuck you, and your fucking Matrix. It's time for a corpse-smuggling subplot!"

(I'm having this flashback to an episode of Grosse Point, something along the lines of "Subway are sponsoring us now, you need to write a story about a turkey sandwich on wheat, but it can be a B-plot"...god, I loved that show)

Posted by: Shay at September 15, 2009 7:43 PM





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