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12. Waitress: This infectious floaty feeling seeps into you while watching Waitress; a light emotion that hovers in the pit of your stomach and gently rises until the suffocating triangle of Jenna’s (Kerri Russell) life traps it in your chest. And then the finale releases it, like a popped cork, unleashing every emotion within you like … like … waking up and realizing, for the first time in ages, that there is someone lying next to you in bed, lit by the sun seeping through the shades — groggy and halitosic, but striking nonetheless. Kerri Russell’s earthiness grounds Waitress, Nathan Fillion’s charming nervousness endears you to it, and Andy Griffith’s down-home folksiness and soft heart completely freakin’ delivers it home. It’s just … well … the whole thing … it’s just so goddamn moving. It’s decent film. A humble film. And there’s no pretension; there’s no forced quirk, no nods at the camera, no “Look-at-me! I’m sweet and charming and cute!” vibe. It’s just modest and heartfelt and good. And if you allow yourself to give into it, to get swept up by its charm, you’ll walk out with an achy heart and a smile that may not fade for days. — Dustin Rowles

11. Blade Runner: In his final act before his pre-ordained death, Batty (Rutger Haur) saves Deckard’s (Harrison Ford) life, while Batty’s death saves Deckard’s soul. Blade Runner presents one of the ultimate “twist” endings in cinema: While protagonist Deckard survives, the moral center of the film shifts to Batty, who transforms from artificial creation, to fully realized human being, to messiah. Extending the allegory, Rachael presages Deckard’s deliverance as a sort of Virgin Mary, an innocent figure whose love changes Deckard so that he can experience redemption and realize the sanctity of life. Beyond the biblical allusion, Batty is also conceived as an avatar for mankind in challenging his own maker — a rebuke to the creator for an existence filled with needless loss, painful labors, and unavoidable death. Perceiving the beauty of the universe, Batty cannot passively accept the imminent extinguishing of his spirit. Ironically, while the blade runners use empathy response tests to flush out the emotionally immature replicants, Batty’s altruistic reactions to his fellow fugitives’ plight and his own appreciation of life indicate the replicants have advanced beyond the cold, anonymous world in which Deckard lives. — Ted Boynton


10. Magnolia: Life is not just something that happens. Life is not ‘one of those things.’ The world is full of infinite possibility. And no matter how lonely we may seem, we are all — improbably — connected. Magnolia is a movie about humanity. About our flaws. And about human connection, even if that connection is something as strange and improbable as frogs falling from the sky. Not a lot of people consider Magnolia a life affirming film, but what better reason to live than to discover and witness and experience the strange and implausible possibilities of life? Magnolia reminds us that the arbitrary and unpredictable nature of human existence is what makes it so worth living. — Dustin Rowles

9. Slumdog Millionaire: Slumdog Millionaire is beautiful, sad, sweet, uplifting, and thoroughly entertaining, but above all it’s honest, a paean to life and love that stands firmly rooted in reality even as it reaches for the heavens. At its heart, Slumdog Millionaire is another of the billion stories of what it means to be fully and helplessly human. Boyle has made a true coming-of-age film that balances technical skill with emotional heft, and that marries heartbreak with hope. It speaks of joy and sacrifice, of redemption and atonement, and the sense of destiny attendant with the unstoppable perseverance of selfless love. Perhaps the ultimate testament to Boyle’s skill at crafting a story that’s engaging on every level and an actual pleasure to watch is the inability to say more than that: It’s almost impossible to sum the film up or even get close without either completely blowing the plot or wandering into dangerous abstraction, into wonderings about fate and love and the feeling of being infinitely strong and young. What else can I say? It is written. — Daniel Carlson


8. Billy Elliot: It’s a movie about a boy. A boy who just wants to ballet dance. But faced with a working-class background and a masculine obsessed union-worker family in the midst of a crippling national strike, what could be more daunting than for teenage boy to don a pair of tutus and flit about? It’s not always about surviving disaster. Or overcoming a disability. Or moving beyond crippling grief. Sometimes it’s about aspirations, about pushing yourself and proving yourself and finding the joy in living out a dream and giving that joy to others who swallowed pride and helped you to achieve it. Even if that dream is just to become a ballet dancer. Billy Elliot is not about surviving, it’s about living. Living out a dream. And what could possibly be more life affirming than that? — Dustin Rowles


7. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Films have attempted to evoke such ephemeral experiences as dreams or hallucinations before, but never has it been done so effectively as this. Sharp and colorful cinematography beautifully depicts Joel’s amorphous “Brainscape,” not only effectively capturing the makeup of memories, but also how they’re formed and sustained. Joel clambers from beaches to dark nightscapes trying to save Clementine from mental annihilation, all the while learning that the overwhelming memories of his lover vastly outweigh their superficial exterior inconsistencies. Will he save her? Or will his life be totally cleansed, for better and for worse, of her influence? The strength of the ensemble cast, the stunning visuals, and the overriding concentration on love and memory are all brought together by Gondry without letting one element override another, but rather gel into an artistic, cohesive masterpiece. — Phillip Stephens

6. Children of Men: People throw around the word “dystopia” far too often, but Alfonso Cuarón’s Children of Men gives the term new life in gritty and terrifying ways, as he sketches a dark future of unsettling plausibility. But what sets his vision apart from the rest, and what truly informs its sense of evil, is a persistent presence of hope and compassion flowing forth from a people who have otherwise descended into barbarism. He uses darkness to enhance the light. Theo (Clive Owen) despite all his world has become, still believes in a person’s basic decency and the possibility of a just government. Luke (Chiwetel Ejiofor) counsels Kee (Clare-Hope Ashitey) to stay hidden, but Theo thinks she should go public with her pregnancy to receive medical care; when Luke says that the government will take Kee’s baby because she’s a refugee, Theo disagrees. His compassion, his willingness to forgive a ruling body that’s slowly tearing itself apart, speaks to his, and Cuarón’s, belief that darkness always brings a dawn. Theo’s compassion only means something because of its severity; he knows the evil men are capable of, and despite that — because of it — he holds out hope. Children of Men presents a frighteningly possible future of our world, and Cuarón knows we don’t have to let it come to pass. — Daniel Carlson

5. My Left Foot: The first of two Jim Sheridan films on the list, My Left Foot is about Christy Brown (Daniel Day Lewis), a man pitted against almost insurmountable obstacles. Born with Cerebral Palsy and paralyzed everywhere but his left foot, Brown is rejected by the era, by people who didn’t understand that there is a perfectly functioning cognitive mind underneath the impairment. Left locked inside his own head with no one to help him develop his mind, he pushes on. He doesn’t retreat. “Hope deferred’ll make a heart sick” he suggests. He finds a way to express himself. To write, to paint, to get himself around, and to fall in love. My Left Foot is about the strength and resolve of the human spirit, about not giving in to frustration, about the desire to connect, and about the need to bring one’s emotional life to the surface. — Dustin Rowles

4. In America: In America is an amazing film, about life and death and letting go, based on Jim Sheridan and his wife’s experiences after losing a child. There are a lot of great moments in the film, but the final scene will sneak up on you and just … it will just murder you. It’s this grand epiphanic moment, where Paddy Considine’s character somehow acknowledge’s his child’s death, lets it go, and decides to live. To live for himself. To live for his family. To live for life. If it doesn’t leave you in big puddle of your own human-manufactured saline solution, then just give it up, man. Go back to your emotionally detached life of Adam Sandler flicks and episodes of “According to Jim,” because you don’t deserve to see films as good as this one. — Dustin Rowles


3. Harold and Maude: Harold and Maude may be the quintessential life-affirming movie. In a strange and perverse way, the movie celebrates life by embracing death. Maude (Ruth Gordon), a Holocaust survivor about to turn 80, believes in living. She brings Harold (Bud Cort), a depressed, suicide-obsessed, hearse-driving 19-year-old into her life. In a short amount of time, Maude instills into Bud a desire to live, to find love and adventure and grace in life and living and being and experiencing and loving and believing and existing, before shuffling off to her own mortal coil. It’s weird, a little twisted, romantic, sometimes dark, kind of icky, deeply morbid and yet, ultimately, Harold and Maude is a profoundly moving, life-affirming burst of cinematic soul. — Dustin Rowles

2. Shawshank Redemption: “Get busy living, or get busy dying,” encapsulates the message of Frank Darabount’s Shawshank. Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins) is locked away for two decades for crimes he didn’t commit. But he’s determined to feel freedom again. To fight the system. To find justice. Shawshank Redemption is about life, about friendship, about family, about breaking free from the chains and burdens that life piles upon us, and about the indomitable human spirit. But most of all, Shawshank is a movie about hope. About realizing that hope is not a dangerous thing, a thing that can drive a man insane, but a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies. — Dustin Rowles


1. It’s a Wonderful Life: Frank Capra’s classic 1946 film, starring Jimmy Stewart, is kind of a no-brainer, a film so obvious for this list that it either had to be number one or left off all together as a given. It was a film designed to be life affirming, and in the capable hands of Capra — who could extract sentimentality out of a Dalek — It’s a Wonderful Life essentially captures the life-affirming quality of every Christmas Carol adaptation put together in the final five minutes of the film. Never could you imagine finding so much joy, so much heart-warming glee, and so much passion for life in the bleeding lip of George Bailey, who realizes — by seeing what life in his small town would look like if it weren’t for him — just how much his life means to others, and how much their life means to him.

But before those final moments come to pass, Capra presents a somewhat hopeless view of the world, a world overrun by green and materialism and burdensome family obligations and a town ruled by an evil oppressor. And yet, George Bailey finds the value in life beneath it all. The world can take away your house, it can destroy your way of life, and deprive your Christmas tree of ornaments, but it can’t take away the human spirit, which thrives in the face of death, imprisonment, weary road trips, disability, narrow-minded fathers, abusive husbands, the loss of love, dystopia, and the destruction of home. Somehow, we always persevere. And the very best, the most life-affirming of movies, they hold a mirror to our own desire to live, no matter how bleak the circumstances. — Dustin Rowles


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Comments

Aw. Thank you so much - what a delightful list. Strange how the greatest heights are best seen from the lowest depths. This made my day a lot brighter.

Posted by: replica at August 25, 2009 3:18 PM

A Pajiban Guide where I've seen 11 out of 12 of the films discussed? It's a miracle.

What a lovely list. I am particularly happy to see In America on it. And this reminds me of some films I should see again.

Posted by: tamatha at August 25, 2009 3:19 PM

I have to admit that I am the biggest, sappiest, goopiest girl in the world when it comes to "Its a Wonderful Life." I watch it at least once every Christmas...went to see it in a theatre a couple of years ago...and every time I see it, bawl like a damn baby. Mr. Dammit years ago told me he would "lasso the moon" for me. That's all it took....

Great, great list. I'm sure I'll think of something that should have been included...but for right now, I'm just basking in the warm glow, and the puddle of tears.

Posted by: dammitjanet at August 25, 2009 3:22 PM


I love this list. I love it when good things are appreciated for being good. In a normative sense not just stylistically or as a matter of craft.


Posted by: Amberlark at August 25, 2009 3:23 PM

[sniff]

If I were single, I would torture myself with these flicks Friday night. My eyes would be so puffy I would be mistaken for Renee Zellwhatsit.

Again.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at August 25, 2009 3:24 PM

No Life is Beautiful???

Waitress made me gag, Harold and Maude is depressing as all hell (or maybe I just find the 60's depressing. It's hard to separate the two.)

The rest are acceptable choices. It's a Wonderful Life is the best movie of all time, maybe. Except the part where Mary's sad sad hypothetical fate is to be a librarian. WITH GLASSES!!!! THE HORROR!!!

Posted by: AM at August 25, 2009 3:25 PM

I don't find Blade Runner or Children of Men to be particularly life-affirming. A bit of the opposite in fact. And I don't even think Slumdog was the most life-affirming movie of 2008. Milk did it for me much more. Its message of hope outweighed Slumdog's message of unlikely yet pre-destined love (plus, I'm sorry, the quality of films doesn't compare).

Posted by: AudioSuede at August 25, 2009 3:26 PM

Reunion between brothers at the end of "Europa, Europa"? C'mon. You're never going to convince me that "Slumdog Millionaire" beats that - and I'm a poster who is always irritated by the Holocaust-movie-that-ends-happily genre.

Is it bad that I don't even remember "Magnolia"?

Posted by: samantha t at August 25, 2009 3:30 PM

#1 - A cynic like me will never get past the title.

The rest of the list I can dig, although it feels a little too skewed toward more recent films.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 25, 2009 3:30 PM

I actually couldn't make it through Children of Men. Maybe it's just Clive Owen because I also hated Closer. But love love love Slumdog and Shawshank and Sunshine.

Maybe this is childish, but for me the Secret Garden is pretty life-affirming. Watching it as a kid, I always felt grateful for having a caring family and it helped me see the everyday beauty around me. In fact, I think I'm going to go twirl on my little patch of earth right now.

Posted by: layne at August 25, 2009 3:30 PM

That last scene in "Shawshank Redemption" kills me every time.

Posted by: samantha t at August 25, 2009 3:31 PM

Nice one, Boozehound.

My nemeses on this list know who they are. Our neverending battle contiues.

Posted by: Jay at August 25, 2009 3:36 PM

Zihuatanejo

Posted by: dammitjanet at August 25, 2009 3:36 PM

I think Boynton does an excellent job at getting to the root of Batty’s plight. What must it be like to become self aware and to realize that you are not human?

I remember as a kid my father taking my brother and I to see “The Deer Hunter,” I’ll never forget the scene when Robert De Niro’s character Micheal pleads with Christopher Walken’s character Nick to come home with him. For me “The Deer Hunter” was the film that affected me the most.

Posted by: Guess Who! at August 25, 2009 3:36 PM

Ol' Yeller?

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at August 25, 2009 3:38 PM

You forgot Forest Gump. (Only joking.)

I actually would suggest two replacements:

- replace Slumdog with Little Miss Sunshine. Slumdog is overrated, and with LMS it was perfectly life affirming. Everyone had their baggage, and had their dashed hopes and dreams, but somehow when Olive gets close to her fulfilling her own...that's good enough for all of them. And they Superfreaked their way into my heart.

- replace Harold and Maude with Stranger Than Fiction. Emma Thompson's monologue at the end beats some young kid schtupping an old chick any day of the week.

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at August 25, 2009 3:41 PM

Nice, Doctor Controversy. I didn't even think of those. Stranger Than Fiction is a beautifully life-affirming movie, as is Little Miss Sunshine, though that also brings up Juno, which by the criteria so far could fit in as well.

Posted by: Christian H at August 25, 2009 3:46 PM

Babe and Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit were too obvious for this list? I doubt it.

Posted by: Robert at August 25, 2009 3:47 PM

I had a hard time with Waitress. In general, I strongly dislike movies about infidelity; but the characters in Waitress were so real and human. It made the whole movie a giant swirling vortex of conflicting emotion for me.

Another movie that I found to be wonderfully life affirming and beautiful is The Fall. It is a visually striking and exceptionally well-acted movie that makes me cry (in a good way) every time I watch it.

Posted by: androstarr at August 25, 2009 3:48 PM

Sorry I am sort of partial to Grand Canyon..I know that most of you thought it sucked but, it does if for me every time.

Could Groundhog Day be considered for this list? Just curious.

Posted by: richmac at August 25, 2009 3:49 PM

I loved this! I've seen all but one of the movies listed and they all make my wee, bitter heart smile.

Thanks for such an uplifting list, Dustin. You're the bee's meow!

Posted by: Lainey at August 25, 2009 3:50 PM

DarthCorleone - it is possible to watch It's A Wonderful Life and enjoy it as a total cynic - all you hav eto do is read the ending as follows - nothing the angel has shown George suggests that George's own miserable existence is ever going to improve, just that his continued existence, painful though it may be, is what keeps the rest of the inhabitants of Bedford Falls from falling. Rather than entering the blessed relief of death, George keeps trudging along, sacrificing any possibility of his own peace and happiness to ensure the wellbeing of people who would never realise how important he is unless he were to finally top himself.

Not so life-affirming anymore, is it? Mwahahahahaaaa....

Posted by: Dill The Devil at August 25, 2009 3:50 PM

Great great list. The scene where Andy plays the opera record in Shawshank makes me simultaneously misty and overjoyed.

If I could add one, I would choose Amelie. It makes me appreicate each tiny little pleasure of everyday life.

Posted by: Julie at August 25, 2009 3:51 PM

Maybe this is childish, but for me the Secret Garden is pretty life-affirming.

No, that's a good one! I'm the same way with Anne of Green Gables. It makes me fall in love with my family and with books all over again.

Posted by: Julie at August 25, 2009 3:53 PM

I agree totally on Babe. I think Rocky should be on this list instead of Slumdog. Slumdog was a good movie but it was overpraised. I doubt we'll consider it a classic down the road. I also like Dead Poets Society for a spot.

I am shocked and amazed at #1 though. While in total agreement with the choice, I didn't think the Pajiba overlords would ever sanction such a safe, dare I say conventional, pick. Maybe there is hope for this place after all.

Posted by: ed newman at August 25, 2009 4:04 PM

Amelie and The Secret Garden, yes.

And when I started to think about other movies I consider life-affirming, I couldn't help but immediately think of Cast Away. By no means is it a great film, but the final scene, where the road and his future stretch out before him, with so many possibilities and choices still remaining after such tragedy and hopelessness, is just so poignant. Makes me take a deep breath every time I see it.

Posted by: Kolby at August 25, 2009 4:13 PM

Oh Billy Elliot, Billy Elliot, Billy Elliot! I love this movie like crazy.

Awesome soundtrack doesn't hurt this one either.

Posted by: mswas at August 25, 2009 4:18 PM

No Amelie?

But I'm just glad that someone on the planet other than me finds Children of Men life-affirming haha.

Posted by: Royalewithcheese at August 25, 2009 4:18 PM

I never made it through Blade Runner, but I feel like I should give it another chance. So glad to see Children of Men on the list. It's one of the few movies I've cried at in theatres, which is saying a lot.

A pretty life affirming movie for me is Bella. It's kind of cheesy, but I'd like to believe people are that nice in real life. Also, Little Women warms my heart. It's the one period drama that I love Winona Ryder did well in, and it's a good coming-of-age movie for young women.

Posted by: kelsy at August 25, 2009 4:19 PM

Ed Newman - I totally thought of Rocky but presumed the Pajibans would shout me down.

Posted by: samantha t at August 25, 2009 4:24 PM

Great list, but I have a personal quibble:

Shawshank Redemption.

I work at a county jail. I've worked at a county jail for the past 23 years, and I have seen this movie shown to inmates. Yeah - a movie that features an escape attempt shown to inmates.

For that reason, I didn't think it belonged on this list.

Posted by: The Wanderer at August 25, 2009 4:24 PM

Billy Elliot is one of those movies that makes me cry EVERY SINGLE TIME. And I've watched it at least 30 times since it came out, it's that moving and sweet and wonderful.

Posted by: figgy at August 25, 2009 4:24 PM

I second Stranger than Fiction, and would also add Everything Is Illuminated. Those movies never fail to make me feel better about life.

Posted by: minorblue at August 25, 2009 4:24 PM

Oh, come on, people! What's more life affirming than an evening alone with a Twilight DVD, a bottle of Ripple, and a frozen Vamp sparkle dildo?

Posted by: BWeaves at August 25, 2009 4:27 PM

The Wanderer >> Fair point, although if the inmates are paying attention, they'll realize that only the prisoner who was wrongfully convicted and imprisoned (and will never be leaving as long as the evil warden is there) is justly allowed to escape per the narrative. If the movie truly has the intended effect, they'll look into their guilty hearts and serve out their sentences until legal parole as Red did.

Dill The Devil >> Love it. :- )

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 25, 2009 4:33 PM

Amelie should definitely be up here. And I also loved The Secret Garden.

I don't see the big fuss over Children of Men. However, one scene does affect me: after the baby is born and Kee & Theo are carrying her through the building. I choke up seeing all those hardened, miserable people moved to tears at the sight of the infant. For a brief time, the violence stops and the reverence they hold for the baby is incredible.

Posted by: Brie at August 25, 2009 4:39 PM

Anyone who hates "It's a Wondeful Life" is one soul-less, brain-vomiting zombie. I have heard that if watched under the right conditions, it can cure cancer, reverse the aging process, and cause even the most hardened misanthropist to long for a buddy with which to drink a beer.

It is the great feel-good movie of all time.

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at August 25, 2009 4:39 PM

Ok, fine. There are dozens of other movies that could have been on this list -- not to mention a few that shouldn't -- but whatever. It's a seriously random list, after all.

How about a list of the most death-affirming movies next? I'm not sure exactly what that would look like but, then again, that would be part of the challenge.

Possibly, stories that are so intensely heartbreaking that suicide is clearly the better option, or perhaps with characters so loathsome that their death is the preferable option, or maybe just where a death transfigures the protagonist (could be his own, but please please no Ghost, thanks) in a way that wouldn't have happened otherwise.

Something perhaps like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead -- a movie/play that says, pointedly, that we are fucked from the moment we are born and, no matter how we struggle, or rail against fate, or attempt to decipher the deeper purpose of the universe, nothing will change us being fucked in the end. But we can still laugh about it.

You know. Something heartwarming and cheery like that.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at August 25, 2009 4:51 PM

Slumdog Millionaire is "firmly rooted in reality"?

Huh. I guess there are two movies with that title.

Posted by: Todd at August 25, 2009 4:51 PM

Dill --

I wanted to be the first one (and only, if necessary) to tell you that taking joy in the burdens we carry together is perhaps the sweetest flavor in life, and only the most self-involved narcissistic Jon-and-Kate-Gosselin-like losers think that sacrifice for another human being is not both beautiful and enjoyable.

In other words, fuck you with Zuzu's pedals you antisocial touch-hole.

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at August 25, 2009 4:57 PM

@Brie and everyone else: that's why Children of Men should be on this list.

Cuaron creates a horrifying vision of the future -- not one filled with killer machines or world-dominating aliens -- but one where there literally is no hope left whatsoever. Humankind is dying one person at a time. There's no reason to make things better. No purpose left. All people have left is ways in which to cause pain to one another or ways to numb the pain away.

It's in a movie like that where the cry of a baby can have such an impact. Life is valuable and its value affirmed.

Posted by: Fredo at August 25, 2009 5:03 PM

the trailer for "Where the Wild Things Are"

If you want a complete movie. Big Fish.

Posted by: lwoodpdowd at August 25, 2009 5:15 PM

All those moments...will be lost...in time... like tears in rain. Time to die.

Shit, that's maybe my favorite movie moment ever, yet I never thought of Blade Runner as life-affirming.

Nice work, Pajiba.

Posted by: icecreammang at August 25, 2009 5:27 PM

Dr. Controversy: While I would DEFINITELY put Stanger Than Fiction and Little Miss Sunshine on the list, I really do think Slumdog Millionaire and Harold and Maude deserve places on here too.

And for the record, Waitress always, ALWAYS gets me. The part about hoping that someone will hold you just for the sake of holding you never fails to break me into a million little pieces.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at August 25, 2009 5:37 PM

Ummmm American Beauty? Anyone? Anyone?

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 25, 2009 5:39 PM

I detested Big Fish. Am I alone?

I'd argue that "Y Tu Mama Tambien" belongs on this list.

Posted by: samantha t at August 25, 2009 5:39 PM

@ Neodiogenes. How about Requiem for a Dream?

Posted by: ER at August 25, 2009 5:41 PM

Rather than entering the blessed relief of death, George keeps trudging along, sacrificing any possibility of his own peace and happiness to ensure the wellbeing of people who would never realise how important he is unless he were to finally top himself.

He sounds kind of Christlike when you think of it like that. Which officially makes the film perfect for anyone, be it the craziest fundy (Fred Phelps), or the assholyist atheist (Bill Maher).

Why can't Hollywood make better Christmas films when they have something that genius as an example?

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The only thing I would have added would be Return of the Jedi, but only because I'm a total geek, and am the only person in the world who likes it better than Empire. Other than that, this hits the nail on the head... with love.

Posted by: George at August 25, 2009 5:45 PM

Oh, come on, people! What's more life affirming than an evening alone with a Twilight DVD, a bottle of Ripple, and a frozen Vamp sparkle dildo?

Posted by: BWeaves at August 25, 2009 4:27 PM

An evening alone in a damp cell, a broken bottle at your neck, and 9 inches of unlubbed cock shoved up your ass.

Posted by: George at August 25, 2009 5:57 PM

I love you. I love you all. You are all welcome over anytime for dinner. And it is because we are all such close and good friends I feel comfortable sharing this with you:

I hate The Shawshank Redemption. I hate it.

I don't think it's a terrible film. I think it's a watchable TV movie. But those assholes at IMDB (what do you call them? the um... the... ah yes! the public) have elevated it to a completely undeserved status of greatness.

I am sorry. Sorry for everything.

All the best,

The Secret Frenchman

Posted by: TSF at August 25, 2009 6:06 PM

Actually Deckard's life was saved twice by replicants. The first time when Sean Young shot Brion James' character as he was beating Deckard to death and then later by Rutger Hauer's Roy. He was assigned to retire both but after failing with Roy and witnessing his "death bed conversion" he is converted himself and then saves Sean Young's character despite having already murdered 2 women in cold blood.

After Tyrrel's and his chess partner's murder by Roy Blatty he is the only one who could or even would save Sean Young despite the fact that she was innocent of any crime herself. Sean Young in the voice over ending is revealed as being fully genetically human i.e. no termination date so in fact he would have murdered an innocent human had he gone through with it.

So the replicants not only save his life, they saved from being a murderer and a monster, far more inhuman than anything he had hunted. This was foreshadowed when Sean Young asked him during her Voigt-Kampf test if he had ever taken the test himself, obviously knowing that he would have undoubtedly failed.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at August 25, 2009 6:07 PM

Fried Green Tomatoes.

Posted by: snapnhiss at August 25, 2009 6:12 PM

is no one going to mention "the rocky horror picture show"?

in just 7 days, tim curry can make you a man!
in gold speedos!
what part of "life-affirming" do you people not get?

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2009 6:12 PM

Actually Deckard's life was saved twice by replicants. The first time when Sean Young shot Brion James' character as he was beating Deckard to death and then later by Rutger Hauer's Roy. He was assigned to retire both but after failing with Roy and witnessing his "death bed conversion" he is converted himself and then saves Sean Young's character despite having already murdered 2 women in cold blood.

After Tyrrel's and his chess partner's murder by Roy Blatty he is the only one who could or even would save Sean Young despite the fact that she was innocent of any crime herself. Sean Young in the voice over ending is revealed as being fully genetically human i.e. no termination date so in fact he would have murdered an innocent human had he gone through with it.

So the replicants not only save his life, they saved from being a murderer and a monster, far more inhuman than anything he had hunted. This was foreshadowed when Sean Young asked him during her Voigt-Kampf test if he had ever taken the test himself, obviously knowing that he would have undoubtedly failed.

Posted by: OscarTamerz at August 25, 2009 6:22 PM

It's ok, TSF. I personally have never even seen Shawshank, nor do I really care to. Doesn't interest me.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 25, 2009 6:24 PM

I've seen half of these. Two of them, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Harold and Maude are boring at best. I don't really remember My Left Foot and was tired of It’s a Wonderful Life before I was out of grade school. I guess I will take my upliftings from Blade Runner and The Shawshank Redemption.

Posted by: EricD at August 25, 2009 6:46 PM

1) Maude is my hero.

B) I think you forgot a little movie called Showgirls. Nomi wants to dance, and by God, she does it! And she gets that Versayce dress, too!

III) BWeaves is also my hero. (See: Posted by: BWeaves at August 25, 2009 4:27 PM)

iv) I agree with samantha t RE: Y tu mama tambien.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 25, 2009 6:49 PM

Stand By Me.

Too many recent filums in here though.

Shawshank and Children of Men are the tits though. I'll just wait till you realize that. Go on.

Posted by: Kissing Girls Makes You Sleepy at August 25, 2009 6:52 PM

Oh. And I have still never seen It's a Wonderful Life.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 25, 2009 6:52 PM

AVB, I've seen bits and pieces of It's A Wonderful Life, I don't really find myself missing anything.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 25, 2009 7:10 PM

No Ikiru? Or is this the list of most life affirming English-language films?

Posted by: Inaras at August 25, 2009 7:15 PM

I've never seen It's a Wonderful Life except for the bits they show on clip shows & in commercials.

And I agree with the others who said that Amelie is definitely a "life-affirming," great movie.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 25, 2009 7:18 PM

It's gotta be Inaras, it doesn't even have Abre los ojos.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 25, 2009 7:27 PM

"...a world overrun by green..."

That phrase, I am certain, was meant for the real #1 entry, "Day of the Triffids".

Posted by: laredo at August 25, 2009 7:32 PM

No Groundhog Day?

Posted by: Jeff at August 25, 2009 7:46 PM

I don't hate "Slumdog Millionaire" but it is definitely overrated and in no way deserved Best Picture. As for it being life affirming, I guess that depends on the criteria.

Personally I'd submit "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". Frank was able to do whatever he wanted, live out any fantasy, and no one would stop him. It is an enormously happy movie, despite the murder, dismemberment, and cannibalism.

Posted by: TylerDFC at August 25, 2009 7:52 PM

Inaras rules my Everything.

Posted by: TSF at August 25, 2009 7:55 PM

But those assholes at IMDB

Oh it's hardly just them.

Anyone can shout at me all they like for my love of "Rocky".

Posted by: Jay at August 25, 2009 7:58 PM

I'll have to go dissect the phrase "life-affirming" to determine its real meaning, as what came to my mind immediately is a mental-autopilot general consensus definition that is not entirely useful.

Even with the studio's tacked-on happy ending from the original theatrical release, Blade Runner is more the "good god, how depressing, but hey, they lived it up while they could" kind of life-affirming. If you take the POV of the other cuts of the film, wow.

I'm scoring Children of Men as a happy ending, although it's got plenty of ambiguity built in for those who can't stomach such a ting.

Posted by: laredo at August 25, 2009 7:59 PM

Oh, and Waitress is very life-affirming unless you know about what happened to the writer-director in real life. Jesus. If you like the movie and you don't know, please do not look it up.

Posted by: laredo at August 25, 2009 8:04 PM

Jay, good people don't shout at folk that love Rocky.

Posted by: TSF at August 25, 2009 8:10 PM

Thank you AVB for being the first person to admit you've never seen It's a Wonderful Life.

I was scared to admit it and have my 'Jibacard taken away being the only one.

Posted by: ashes at August 25, 2009 8:39 PM

Yup.

No arguments.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at August 25, 2009 8:51 PM

I would submit "Lars and The Real Girl"

Posted by: Tanner at August 25, 2009 8:52 PM

I saw "Eternal Sunshine..." when it came out in theaters, and I HATED it. Yes, the actors were good, but beyond that I just could not understand all the praise that was being lavished on this movie.

I watched it again recently, having just gone through my first real, awful heartbreak, and damn - it's fantastic, isn't it? I mean, I cried through most of it and for about two weeks afterward, but what a difference a life experience can make in how a movie affects you.

Also, I would replace "Slumdog Millionaire" with "Millions", myself. The former was great, but it's, like, 5th on the list of the best Danny Boyle films.

Also also, Alfonso Cuaron was robbed.

Posted by: Mimi at August 25, 2009 9:28 PM

And my heart breaks for Mimi. We would all be happier people if we didn't relate to Eternal Sunshine.

An aside, when I first moved into the scheme (housing project) I live in there was a large piece of graffiti on the side of my building that read "DANNY BOYLE IS A POLICE INFORMANT". As I walked passed it I always thought, "Aye, but he made Trainspotting, ya doss cunts."

It must be awful to not be a drunk as I am. Who put this keyboard in front of me anyway?

Posted by: TSF at August 25, 2009 9:39 PM

I love this list! Your quick recaps almost moved me to tears more than once. It's nice to be reminded how important good art and story telling are. How it can move us all above the darkness that this world so often throws in our faces.

Bravo guys, this list and the writing for it is wonderful and a great reminder of why I come here.

I also am glad that 2 Sheridan movies made the list, just thinking about My Left Foot makes me want to cry. I haven't seen In America and now I know I have to.

Thanks, this list makes me actually like people.

Posted by: Mebe at August 25, 2009 10:26 PM

I never bothered to watch IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE until I was in university. *shrug?*

I take my Maude in Arthur form.

I don't really understand the love for STRANGER THAN FICTION. Hold on, I'm not just being contrary for its own sake. There was a lot that I did like. Granted, I thought the love interest was about as appealing as living through a week in which the sky rains nothing but blood clots, but she's certainly not unique in that regard for me.

'Get bent, tax man!' Really? REALLY? How is she supposed to live out her life's work as the earthy, universally-adored Infantile Ideal when she gets herself hauled in, audited, and detained? Maybe the patrons wouldn't miss it, because all it takes in these films to garner reams of praise is to remember that an old person went to the doctor.

But for a character who takes herself SO seriously, it'll be a blow. How is she supposed to take a very superficial interest in her little Proletariat Cross-Section, then? She talked to an immigrant, okay. No, wait: Well, All Praise Be to Saint Dropout!

'Oh, but course I think she's wide-eyed perfection, that room full of distracted extras conveyed that understanding to me. Huzzah. You've really changed me! And don't we all know that that is what has to happen for the film to earn its Popcorn Fun-Bucks? Don't all romantic leads need to be changed fundamentally in order to be the 'good enough' for the girl? It's not MY SASSY GAL, it's MY RELENTLESS BURDEN.

Don't you bludgeon us with the bright purity of the ingenue. It just comes off as lazy, cynical self-adoration.


She's more social than he is, and that's why she's better. Confidence men are social. I'm not, not, not the most outgoing person by any stretch. True, my overly-shy loner-ism is bordering on the pathological. Still, I PAY MY TAXES, BECAUSE YOU MUST! YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE! What, does she think the IRS personally consults her returns each year and allocates the monies based on what would be more ameliorative to her personal ideologies? Do they have to send a notary to consult with her beatification panel? THEY DON'T, which means the answer is NO! The population of my entire country equals that of California. People can't be terrorized by junk like that.

She's pretty damned judgemental and smug, considering she's a feckless criminal. Urrgh.
These characters, I just...You are not twelve, you are not a perfect 10-point match for Hello Kitty, and you are not the heiress to the International Tamagotchi Concern. You're annoying, that's it. You're very, very annoying.

Pirandello, (you know, the person they plagiarized) had the courage of his convictions to see the story through. But I don't want to get in the fascism issue.

And THEN you spend the entire film talking about how this is the greatest work in not just American, but also Assyrian history. They identify how is has to be plotted, characterized, what font works best for middle class red-taped malaise. You're given a fill-in-the-blanks colour-by-number pre-SAT course with all of the answers written in to bring its destined perfection to do it. All you have to do is not get struck down apoplexy.

So WHY did you pick the explicitly and repeatedly-defined crummy ending? Have you been watching this movie? Did some rotted brain stem instruct you here? Or did you get confused and think that you signed on to PROJECT X2: PRIMATE 'TIL YOU DIE, MATE? That thing that I have just said doesn't even exist!

Why would you do these things? I mean, fuck. Even that little monkey turned it around in the end, are you stupider than a monkey!?!? The MONKEY thinks better than you. And a Habsburg Jaw isn't a jaw defect, it's all in the mouth! Who's idea was that? Is that smart, is that the path taken by people who fancy themselves to be intelligent? Gee.

Chickadees: You are NOT the cosmos, and you are NOT the wind. And those hapless males shouldn't need to be told that 'Hindsight is 5150'. All of you, all of you, just follow. Just follow, and give me your land and assets. You're done on this earth, so get my Power of Attorney papers. Do what I say, or you will never see your democratically-elected Empress Klosterman again.

...And I have Deschannel's ear, send it to The Roz. I don't need it, I don't really want it. But I'm not justifying my actions, I'm living the life, and smelling the shit. I did it for kicks because I am a spontaneous free spirit. My enthusiasm is infectious, and you are BOUND BY BLOOD to love me.

Call me at my Skinner Box.

'I'll take your finest 'A Literature' from your a la carte menu'.

'And for dessert, monsieur?'

'I win at art.'

NARDS!

You know what? I could wrangle a hologram or sentient avatar, attach the reptilian section of a pre-owned brain that I got from 'somewhere', and it would still be more logical. Thanks for reaching for the middle, kids.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at August 25, 2009 10:52 PM

I'm with Tanner on Lars and the Real Girl. If you all ever do a list of "the best secular films with a moral code" or some such thing, Lars would probably be at the top of the list.

Posted by: Louise at August 25, 2009 11:49 PM

Amelie, Life is Beautiful, Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Maybe Shortbus as well.

Posted by: Donut at August 26, 2009 12:40 AM

This the second time Pajiba has ignored the wonderful, beautiful, perfect Amelie. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE AUDREY TATOU!?!?

But +1 for excluding Field of Dreams.

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at August 26, 2009 12:55 AM

Ugh, I hate Field of Dreams. Agreed, make that +2

Posted by: Mebe at August 26, 2009 2:02 AM

Amelie is definitely a great suggestion, but even moreso, I have to applaud the suggestion of Ikiru. Holy shit, I am not an emotional person (that way lies weakness), but just thinking about that movie gets me choked up.

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at August 26, 2009 3:51 AM

Ugh, I HATED It's a Wonderful Life. No it's bloody not! It's awful and hard and the bad guy does NOT get his comeuppance and Jimmy Stewart still spends his whole goddamned life in that shitty little town.

The first time I saw The Shawshank Redemption I was almost sure when Red opened the box he was going to find the missing gun. It would have made no sense at all and the whole point is that Andy's innocent but I think I'm so used to there being a twist I'd decided that was it.

Posted by: Carrie at August 26, 2009 4:13 AM

I would submit "Lars and The Real Girl"

Yes! Absolutely. I think that ticks all the boxes, definitely more than a few on this list. (I'm also one that's not that fond of Slumdog. It was fine. It just...wasn't that great.)

Posted by: Carrie at August 26, 2009 4:21 AM

#8 my ass. The Billy Elliot trailer is the only one on this list that gave me heart-swelly tear-eyes. God I love that film.

Posted by: Lauren at August 26, 2009 6:55 AM

Just thinking about those final scenes from In America put a lump in my 31-year-old-male throat.

Magnolia was and is one of the most life affirming movies in American cinema and perfectly encapsulates the effects of broken relationships and our attempts at restoring them. Tom Cruise as Frank "TJ" Mackey (despite my disdain for Tom's personal proclivities) is in my Top 5 performances of all-time. Word on the street is that he was channeling his own "Daddy Issues" with that tearful bedside scene with the late, great Jason Robards. Superb film.

My Left Foot is devastating. Possibly one of the other Top 5 Performances All-Time.

Posted by: gunnertec at August 26, 2009 7:51 AM

Shortbus! I need to see that again. Final scene just lovely.

Children of Men is a masterpiece. Shawshank is the fucking tits and never fails to make me snivel.

I'm afraid Amelie made me want to go out and kick over some bins. It's very pretty and all but Christ, the unrelenting simpering glurge.

Sorry.

Posted by: lethalbuzzle at August 26, 2009 9:43 AM

Love the list.
Just dropped by to tack "The Green Mile" onto it...

Posted by: East Coast Ugly at August 26, 2009 10:01 AM

I am neither brainless or soulless, and I fucking hate It's a Wonderful Life. Hate it to the point that I never turn the TV on during the month of December because that crap is always playing on some channel. I'd rather watch Patch Adams, that's how much I hate this film.

That Magnolia trailer was awful. I couldn't understand what the hell was going on--the bad sound didn't help--or what I was supposed to take away from it. However, Waitress, Slumdog, and Billy Elliot all looked delightful enough for me to stick them in my Netflix queue. I've seen and loved Shawshank--one of the best movie endings ever.

But I totally disagree about Children of Men being life affirming. I was depressed as hell after watching it, and that scene where the fighting stops briefly as everyone gazes upon the baby, only to forget the miracle two seconds later and resume slaughtering each other, made me feel nothing but despair for the stupidity of the human race. Apparently life is only of value when it's tiny and cute.

Posted by: DeadBessie at August 26, 2009 10:04 AM

RE: Blade Runner:

This is why the Ridley-Scott-and-nerdboy trope of "in the Director's Cut, Deckard is a replicant!" is drivel. That reveal is kewl and rad and makes a segment of the fanbase say "ooooh, deep and twisty!", but it kills the entire fucking movie.

The heart of the fucking movie is the irony that the humans are less human than the replicants, that Deckard is the soulless one, not Batty. Make Deckard a replicant, and anything the movie was trying to say is pissed away in a wash of nerd-spew that's more excited by BIG! SHOCKING! REVELATIONS! then a story worth a shit.

Posted by: Soulless Merchant of Fear at August 26, 2009 10:53 AM

Samantha: I too detested Big Fish.

Posted by: Eva at August 26, 2009 11:20 AM

I'm late so just affirming others' suggestions:

Ikiru
Amelie
Lars and the Real Girl
Millions

and The Diving Bell and the Butterly

Slumdog is decent but extremely overrated, and I'm sorry but I just don't get the love for Waitress. I feel the opposite way about it from Dustin: "And there’s no pretension; there’s no forced quirk, no nods at the camera, no “Look-at-me! I’m sweet and charming and cute!” vibe."
Seriously? That is exactly what I got from it and it was all I could do to not walk out of the theater.

Posted by: dg at August 26, 2009 11:25 AM

Fried Green Tomatoes.
Posted by: snapnhiss at August 25, 2009 6:12 PM

Marry me. TOWANDA!

Posted by: Julie at August 26, 2009 11:38 AM

I agree about Fried Green Tomatoes. No, it's not perfect filmmaking, but the topic is life-affirming movies, not perfect movies.

Posted by: samantha t at August 26, 2009 11:55 AM

The heart of the fucking movie is the irony that the humans are less human than the replicants, that Deckard is the soulless one, not Batty. Make Deckard a replicant, and anything the movie was trying to say is pissed away in a wash of nerd-spew that's more excited by BIG! SHOCKING! REVELATIONS! then a story worth a shit.

To quote Richard Harris in "Patriot Games": I'm sayin this til I'm blue in the face!

The artificial man teaches the stunned human something about valuing or wasting life. In "The Jay Cut", I'd keep the voiceover but still close on the elevator. I don't hate the happy ending, but it undercuts the point about the tenuousness of everyone's lives a bit.

Thank you.

Posted by: Jay at August 26, 2009 12:06 PM

"Life-affirming" is probably a strong term, but I found "Hustle and Flow" to be an unexpected feel-good movie.

Posted by: samantha t at August 26, 2009 12:19 PM

East Coast Ugly, what EXACTLY is life-affirming about The Green Mile? Was it the fact that an innocent man was electrocuted? or was it that an innocent man got electrocuted AFTER he cured the warden's wife of cancer and Tom Hanks from the clap?

GAH I HATE THAT MOIVE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at August 26, 2009 12:19 PM

Any opera fans? Check of DIALOGUES DES CARMELITES by Francis Poulenc. That final scene will wreck you. Not the Strasbourg production: that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. If someone says it's better than the Met's, he needs a trans-orbital lobotomy for humanitarian reasons. Look for the Met's '87 production on YouTube. It's only excerpts, but the last scene is there.

Arrgh, THE GREEN MILE! I don't have a very short attention span, but it just kept going. How many officers were in that room when Sam Rockwell was strangling that kid? Did they think, 'Oh, he'll just tire himself out'? Did anybody else SEE the Cajun Cookout? Unflinching. I was watching with a dick-slap who forced my eyes open whenever I winced.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at August 26, 2009 1:05 PM

In terms of trailer quality, they really should have known better by the '80s.

Posted by: Ling at August 26, 2009 1:28 PM

Magnolia went from precious and annoying to really, really moving for me when the theme became clear: "What do you do with what's been done to you?"

Every character in the movie has to live with something they can't change. Something in the past they wish never happened but did. Some ignore it, pretend it never happened, and as a result, it owns them. Some let it consume them and define their entire lives. And in the very end, Jim the Cop gets it, as does the little boy, and the rain of frogs hammers it home: crazy, impossible, awful things do happen in our lives, and we have to accept that those things happened. And we must help one another, and forgive as best we can. It's not a wonderful solution, but it's the only one worth a damn.

I'd call that life-affirming.

Posted by: Soulless Merchant of Fear at August 26, 2009 2:37 PM


All time best in the "life affirming" department?

Antonia's Line

Seriously. Whenever I loose faith in humanity it's my go-to flick. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend you do.

Oh, and I totally get the love for Big Fish. Not for everyone, but hey I wasn't a huge fan of Magnolia either.

Posted by: lodelodel at August 26, 2009 4:41 PM

I often like to get drunk and talk about how Nights of Cabiria is a life-affirming movie. I liken it to Nausea & Hunger in that it just kicks you in the tits over and over again and then the ending is weirdly uplifting. I drink a lot and also have questionable taste *shrug*.

Posted by: Asta at August 26, 2009 8:14 PM

Where's Steel Magnolias on this list? Or Thelma & Louise?

Posted by: Eric at August 26, 2009 8:17 PM

Wow, no one's mentioned The Truman Show.

A guy who dares to question not authority, but reality as he knows it. And keeps going even when that reality conspires to keep him where he is.

I need to see that again.

Posted by: cinderkeys at August 27, 2009 3:32 AM

I totally agree with Billy Elliot and Harold and Maude. Not Waitress. Waitress needed me to buy into a fairy tale to believe its happy ending, and I just couldn't do it. I kept waiting for her violent ex to reappear -- the abuse felt too real and I couldn't suspend my disbelief that he would just . . . no longer be a problem.

I agree with other posters who suggested Anne of Green Gables and Fried Green Tomatoes. I would also suggest The Full Monty and Heart and Souls. And maybe Pleasantville. And Up.

Posted by: Lizzie (greeneyed fem) at August 27, 2009 1:36 PM

I've had In America on my movies-to-see list since it was released but haven't ever gotten around to it. It just moved way up on the list.

And I'd like to throw in another vote for Lars and the Real Girl.

And I'm surprised that no one's mentioned The Station Agent. The overall film isn't exactly upbeat, and yet I always end up with a big smile by the end of it. It makes me want to get out and forge connections and live life more actively, which sounds so trite, I know, but it's a nice feeling to have left over from watching a film.

Posted by: Sycamore at August 27, 2009 4:43 PM

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. By putting Jim Sheridan's " In America" on the list. I am a huge fan of his work, but this film never really got off the ground (just like The Boxer). I do not understand why "Big Fish" could not have made the list. And not that it would make the list - a great movie Riff-Raff

Posted by: eejut at August 28, 2009 10:06 PM

P.S. Out of all the selections Bily Elliot would easily be the best by far. ( And I am not a big fan of dramas.)

Posted by: eejut at August 28, 2009 10:31 PM

Field of Dreams!

Posted by: Soupy at September 30, 2009 3:35 PM

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Posted by: Helen at October 23, 2009 11:38 AM