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Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: Hillbilly Slasher Porn

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (21)



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Tucker & Dale vs. Evil is a one-joke movie, but it’s a good joke, at least in concept. Unfortunately, writer/director Eli Craig doesn’t bring much else to that joke nor is he able to execute it to it’s fullest potential. The result is a middling effort, a half-boner of a film, that benefits from the performances of its two leads, “Firefly’s” Alan Tudyk and “The Reaper’s” Taylor Labine, as well as the inebriation of its audience. It’s definitely a movie that requires spirits; Eli Craig doesn’t bring much of his own.

Tucker and Dale are two kind-hearted West Virginia hillbillies, short on brains, but full of good intentions. The movie is set in the rural backwoods, where Tucker and Dale have bought a run-down cabin falling apart at the beams out near the lake. On their way out to the cabin, they stop at the local hardware store and espy a group of college kids buying beer, heading out for a weekend camping trip. There, an insecure Dale, a burly Cletus Spuckler — emboldened by the encouragement of the hillbilly sage Tucker — nervously attempts to make a pass at Allison (Katrina Bowden), which is mistaken as a rapey overture. The wary college kids flee.

Cut to later that evening when the college kids are skinny dipping in the same lake that Dale and Tucker are fishing; Allison falls from a rock and is knocked unconscious. When Dale and Tucker save her and drag her into the boat, the rest of the college kids mistake their efforts for a kidnapping and set about rescuing Allison from the hillbillies. Those efforts, however, are thwarted, as each rescue attempt turns into an accidental death, all of which are mistaken for hillbilly murders. In other words: It’s Deliverace by way of “Three’s Company.” Meanwhile, Allison and Dale develop an unlikely romance, as she’s endeared by Dale’s chivalrous efforts while holed up in the cabin nursing her head injury.

The accidental slasher movie premise works well for awhile, even when it becomes all too obvious what will happen next. Unfortunately, outside of that premise, Craig doesn’t add anything to the standard slasher movies tropes. The kills — which are still the bread and butter of slasher films — are lackluster, at best, and the winks at the subgenre are only half-lidded. The best horror-movie spoofs work when they’re not trying to appear as spoofs, but Tucker and Dale wears its label on its sleeve and rarely bothers to wipe its nose on it. It’s a fresh idea, but even the freshest of ideas will suffer from stale execution. It’d be easy to blame it on the limited budget that Craig had to work with, but that’s the nature of independently financed horror films, and more creative directors have done better with less.

Nevertheless, Tudyk and Labine are game — they extract every ounce of bumbling energy out of the premise and double it; their efforts are over the top, but charmingly measured. When the focus shifts to the college kids, however, Tucker and Dale is little more than a straight-to-DVD effort brimming with lame dialogue and poor performances, especially that of Jesse Moss, the hammy villainous slasher pic version of Peter Facinelli. It doesn’t help, either, that the narrative eventually winds toward a predictable cabin-in-the-woods campfire tale finale that’s more lame than predictable.

It would be harsh to suggest that Tucker & Dale vs. Evil is a bad movie, though. It suffers only from the high expectations, expectations are only advanced resentment.” It’s still a much better movie than most of what the genre has to offer; it just doesn’t quite live up to its hillbilly slasher label.









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Comments

"Tucker and Dale are two kind-hearted West Virginia hillbillies, short on brains, but full of good intentions."

Yep, that describes 99% of us pretty well, right there. The other 1% have no brains at all.
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"she’s endeared by Dale’s chivalrous efforts while holed up in the cabin nursing his head injury."

Wait, I thought SHE was the one who hit her head. Oh, you mean "nursing his head injury" (wink-wink). I get it now.

Too bad about this. It used to sound like dumb fun. Now it just sounds dumb. Thanks for saving me $6.50.

Posted by: , at March 15, 2010 12:45 PM

aw, that bums me out.
i had high hopes after seeing the trailer.
then again, the trailer pretty much gave away the whole thing anyway, so i guess i've already seen it in a sense.

Posted by: gem at March 15, 2010 12:58 PM

I know some people are annoyed by him, but I enjoy the shit out of Talor Labine. I don't know what it is.

Posted by: Slash at March 15, 2010 12:58 PM

"Half boner of a movie" is my new favorite tagline. I hope they use that on the poster.

Posted by: Marra at March 15, 2010 1:13 PM

I was hoping from the premise and Tudyk-ness that this would be balls-out awesome.

My disappointment is palpable. It has been palped, by a qualified medical professional. It might even be described as turgid, but that would imply I intended further palping, whereas I actually intend to shelve it until the DVD version of this slowly wends itself to the top of the netflix queue.

Tudyk deserves that much, at least.

Posted by: ZombieScientist at March 15, 2010 1:16 PM

Both Tudyk and Labine are awesome, so I'm doubly disappointed. On the other hand, those two plus Katrina Bowden will probably get me in the door regardless...

Posted by: S.K. at March 15, 2010 3:13 PM

Count me amongst the disappointed. Tudyk is quality in everything he shows up in. And Labine was one of the two good things in Reaper.

Sad to know the movie doesn't have it quite like the trailer did.

Posted by: Fredo at March 15, 2010 11:41 PM

That's too bad; I thought the premise was hilarious, and I love Alan Tudyk.

Oh, wells, I guess you can't win 'em all.

Bring on Kick-A**!!

Posted by: Jelinas at March 16, 2010 4:58 AM

I had a strong feeling this wouldn't work as a feature and I was right. I hate to see people get their hopes up over any slasher film, let alone a comedy-slasher film. Of all the sub-genres of horror, it has the least innovation because people are afraid to stray from the formula. This is especially sad because there is so much unexplored territory in slashers and this could have been a step in the right direction.

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2010 8:44 AM

Expect the West Virginia travel and tourism department to throw a full-blown hissy fit about this in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Posted by: , at March 16, 2010 9:46 AM

regardless of this review I am going to see this movie! I think everyone else should also. Just go in expecting comedy and forget horror. He said it was funny.

Posted by: Clint at March 18, 2010 9:41 PM

This is the most ridiculous review I have ever read. Watch this movie for what it is, just a good, fun laugh. This was the 3rd best movie I saw in 2010. Not best in the technical sense sure, but best in the sense that I thoroughly enjoyed it and will for many years to come. If you go into the movie looking to compare it and pick it apart you are missing the point of this movie, just sit down and have a good time. If you can't do that then you are an idiot!

Posted by: Scott at January 9, 2011 12:27 AM

great story, scott!

sheesh.

Posted by: gp at September 30, 2011 10:22 AM

'Inebriation'

'Half-boner'

Sounds like a Friday night film.

Posted by: zeke the pig at September 30, 2011 10:34 AM

"expectations are only advanced resentment"

This was such a fantastic line that I actually googled it before fawning on you to make sure that you hadn't stolen it from, like, God, or someone.

Posted by: Ender at September 30, 2011 12:08 PM

Have to disagree with this review.

Saw this movie a few days ago and it immediately went on my 'must own' list. Horror/comedy movies meld the two genres that are hardest to pull off and this one achieves that meld near seamlessly. It is definitely worth the price of admission; at some points I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, while there was a decent amount of gore.

Alan Tudyk in particular is flawless in his interpretation of Tucker, and the main characters were decent well-cast. Honestly, it was the most fun I've had at a movie since 'Zombieland'.

Just my two cents.

Posted by: Nobody's Little Weasel at September 30, 2011 12:28 PM

I watched this two days ago and enjoyed the hell out of it.

People, don't let one review override your decision to see it. Watch it yourself and make your own conclusions. You might find that having an opinion of your own is a good thing.

Posted by: Erich at September 30, 2011 1:33 PM

I can see plenty of rural inbreds without extortionate theater prices.

I live in Florida, you see.

Posted by: The Wanderer at September 30, 2011 2:00 PM

I saw this last month and freaking loved it. It was much fun!

Posted by: M at September 30, 2011 3:59 PM

He never said the movie was bad, just that it wasn't great. Everyone's acting like the reviewer said the movie killed and ate his puppy right in front of him.

Posted by: Craig at September 30, 2011 4:09 PM

i had a great time watching this with a friend. we laughed our asses off throughout. i had worried that it might be the sort of thing that makes a funny trailer, but cant carry a whole movie, but they totally delivered.

i dont get this review at all. i also dont get the blind faith people put in a review, saying they were looking forward to it but will now skip it. movie reviewers hate most movies. it would be hard to be a movie buff if you skipped every movie that got panned.

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