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Trespass Review: The One Where Nic Cage and Nicole Kidman Shout

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (10)



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I don’t know how else to describe Joel Schumacher’s home invasion thriller, Trespass, except that it’s a incompetent hybrid of Funny Games, Panic Room, and Straw Dogs with an enormous amount of yelling. It’s about a fast-talking diamond dealer, Kyle (Nic Cage); his bored housewife, Sarah (Nic Kidman); and their sullen daughter, Avery (Liana Liberato), who are held at gunpoint inside their own home by three thugs and a female junkie. They want diamonds, and Kyle is in no mood to give them up, for reasons that aren’t immediately clear.

The plot can be broken down as such: The thugs shout, “GIVE US THE DIAMONDS.” Kyle yells back, “NO. YOU’LL KILL US.” Sarah screams, “RUN AVERY.” Avery, meanwhile, sits in a corner and pouts. At some point, she might have lost her hearing BECAUSE OF ALL THE SHOUTING. This goes on for an hour and a half.

There are a few revelations: The diamonds aren’t in the safe; Sarah may or may not be involved with one of the thugs played by Cam Gigandet; and the thugs may or may have it in for each other. All of these secrets are revealed early on, and the rest of the movie plays out in a very rote, SHOUTING fashion. It’s hard to understand anyone, because everyone is yelling over each other.

Nic Cage, who is wearing some sort of dead animal on his head, is in restrained batshit mode, which is to say: He hollers and yowls and shrieks, but it’s not fun or weird or NOT THE BEES-Y. Nicole Kidman screams and cries and screams and cries, and after she’s done with that, she screams and cries some more. Schumacher, meanwhile, directs with all the flair of a 72-year-old man who just doesn’t give a shit. Honestly, he probably doesn’t.

I won’t deny that it’s not a times moderately engaging, but it’s never good. It’s never interesting, and it’s never surprising. The characters are boring and unlikable, the thin plot is inert, the staging is messy, and the $35 million budget is wasted on two actors who could not be less interested in being in Trespass. But the house is gorgeous.










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Comments

NOT THE BEES-Y Cage is the only Cage I'm interested in, so... pass.

Also, why is Cam Giganet happening to us?

Posted by: Ghisent at October 18, 2011 4:10 PM

Dustin, I think this movie has removed your will to live.

Please take a vacation.

Also, Nic Cage must have some very incriminating evidence on everyone in Hollywood. How the F#%!*&#%*ck does he keep getting work?

Jesus wept.

Posted by: OldSchool60 at October 18, 2011 4:10 PM

Dustin, you could have saved yourself the time it took to sit through this movie. All you had to note was that Cam Gigandet is in the cast to know that this movie is crap. Has he ever been in anything that wasn't? (And don't say "Easy A" because, despite the many charms of Emma Stone, it was kind of crap.)

Posted by: jimbob at October 18, 2011 4:27 PM

Easy A was several, if not all, kinds of crap.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 18, 2011 4:54 PM

Also, why is Cam Giganet happening to us?

I'll see that, and raise it a "Why is Taylor Llamautner happening to us?"

Posted by: MM at October 18, 2011 5:19 PM


haven't seen this film but the comments about " easy a " hit
home. emma stone .... greatness . the movie .... crappiness.

Posted by: snake at October 18, 2011 8:48 PM

Oh, well, the house is gorgeous. I'm there.

Cam Giganet. Is that a part for a Citroen?

Posted by: Protoguy at October 18, 2011 10:23 PM

Cage? That's not Kevin Costner?

Posted by: , at October 19, 2011 1:22 AM

I'm convinced that Misery is a malevolent being and Nic Cage is it's avatar. Sent to Earth too inflict these "films" upon mankind.

Posted by: Tenebrous at October 19, 2011 2:54 AM

Nic Cage is a nefarious genius. This film may be shite but every piece is there for a reason and they're all slowly falling into place to gradually reveal his final endgame.

Except Kidman. She is a barnacle on the hull of Cage's greatness.

Posted by: zeke the pig at October 19, 2011 4:58 AM