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Can You Dig It?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (62)



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Entertainment Weekly at one point named The Warriors (1979) as the 16th greatest cult film ever, and the 14th most controversial film of all time. I can’t for the life of me figure out why. I think you had to be there. Over on RottenTomatoes, it currently carried as Tomatometer reading of 93 percent. It doesn’t make sense to me. One critic described it as “visually stunning and emotionally gripping.” I’m at a loss to even understand that sentiment.

During pub trivia last week, a few slightly to somewhat older friends of mine were talking up and quoting The Warriors, a movie I suppose I should be ashamed of saying I’d not heard of up until that point. As is often the case when you hear about something for the first time, it began cropping up online and in conversations all week. So I decided to check it out.

I don’t get it. Maybe it’s a film that capitalized on the era. Maybe it was visually ahead of its time. Maybe scripts weren’t important in 1979. Or decent performances. Or realistic fight scenes. Or interesting narratives. Or maybe I’m simply too dim to appreciate The Warriors, but I found it a mundane and laughably dull experience.

A certain amount of reverence, I suspect, is paid to The Warriors because it came from Walter Hill, who produced Aliens and directed the two 48 Hours movies, in addition to Schwarzenegger’s equally terrible Red Heat. I am led to understand, moreover, that it had some important cultural implications, in addition to having elements from Anabasis, written by the Greek soldier Xenophon. That account was of 10,000 soldiers who had to march long distances through enemy territory in order to find their way back to the safety of their own land.

Such is the case in The Warriors, too, after thousands of gang-leaders are brought to a central meeting place in New York City. There, Cyrus (Roger Hill), the leader of the most powerful gang in New York City, the Gramercy Riffs, calls a truce among all of the gangs, which he does by yelling, “Can you dig it?” several times. However, before the truce is firmly established, Luther (David Patrick Kelly), the leader of the Rogues, uses a smuggled gun to shoot Cyrus. During the panic and mêlée , after hundreds of police officers arrive on scene, the nine leaders of The Warriors gang are blamed for the murder of Cyrus. And so, the nine of them have to travel overnight through enemy territory — the neighborhoods occupied by the hundreds of other gangs — while also fighting off the police, to get back to their own territory, Coney Island.

In their efforts to do so, they pick up a prostitute after fighting off The Orphans; they do battle with a gang that wears pinstripe baseball uniforms and facepaint; they ward off lesbians; and they even go toe to toe with a gang that wears rollers skates and overalls. All the while they also have to contend with the police, as well as the Grammercy Riffs, who are tailing them all the way back to Coney Island.

That actually sounds more exciting than it is. Mostly, The Warriors entails a lot of walking in silence. And running. In fact, there are running sequences that last five or six minutes, complemented badly by a screeching score. The acting, save for that of Marcelino Sánchez — the tag-along hooker — and James Remar — who at one point takes a time-out to try and rape someone — is dreadfully wooden, while the dialogue (or at least, what little there is) is painfully banal. It’s also one of those low-budget movies where the editing is done so poorly that the fight sequences look like bad WWF matches between scrawny gang members in fey leather vests.

How this movie is linked to a rash of vandalism and at least three murders back in 1979 is beyond me, unless the moviegoers were so bored that they had to take their frustration out on the sides of buildings and faces. It’s a tedious film, and I’m at a loss to find the underlying social message that Ronald Reagan was so taken with at the time. Like I said, I think you had to be there.

I’m sure The Warriors will be remade soon (In fact, Tony Scott is attached to such a remake). And the premise is actually compelling enough that, in the right hands — not Tony Scott — I could envision a better contemporary movie, visually impressive movie with updated dialogue and a better fashion sense, a statement that I’m sure represents some sort of sacrilege to the movie’s following.

Yet, while I don’t understand the appeal of The Warriors, I know who it appeals to. It’s one of those “guy” movies, one of those films that you watch a certain young age that sticks with you for decades. Like Jason and the Argonauts. Or Beastmaster. Or Excalibur. Or the original Conan the Barbarian. Or one of the many low-budget mythology movies of this milieu that would air late nights on TBS in 1983. (I personally swung the other way, toward Valley Girl or Fast Times at Ridgemont High, but I can guarantee with 92 percent certainty that TK at least liked The Warriors and that Drew Morton probably appreciates something historically important about its visual style). I’m not knocking the attachment — and the poor attempt at comic-book panels in the movie probably endeared it even more to its fans — I’m just saying that The Warriors is not a movie that would appeal to anyone who watched it for the first time in 2010. Not unless you’re amused by vicious mime gangs.










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Comments

So Biggie and Tupac were just acting out a bad 1970s movie all along? Shit. Kinda ruins the whole east coast-west coast thing for me to know it was derivative.

Posted by: PaddyDog at July 28, 2010 11:37 AM

I saw "The Warriors" on TBS in 1983, and for the time it was a great movie. The parts of it still are. Perhaps I'm glossing over the execution because of the great concept, but the quest aspect, the narration of the journey by an anonymous DJ, the gangs (The baseball furies are still a popular Halloween costume) and the payoff at the end with the creepy Riff guy and the bottles made this movie extremely entertaining. If you didn't like The Warriors, I'd be interested in a review of "Streets of Fire" another stylized quest movie that ended up as a cult classic.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at July 28, 2010 11:47 AM

Or Beastmaster.

Oh my god Beastmaster, with the ferrets yes? Did one die, or almost die? I feel like little me was very upset by that. Anyway, I loved that when I was a kid, even if I am not the right gender.

Posted by: Carrie at July 28, 2010 11:53 AM

Yes, even that pedestrian, colorless, by-the-book description sounds more exciting than the movie is.

It's one of those films whose title and poster made me excited as a young teen, only to be majorly disappointed when I finally got to see it.

They screwed up a decent concept and storyline; it got the requisite 'bad' press designed to make it seem more controversial and pick up interest; and they got the last laugh because people like me fell for it.

Consider yourself extremely blessed if you've never heard of or seen it.

Posted by: abliac at July 28, 2010 11:53 AM

Okay, so I'm not the only one lost on why this was such a big f'n deal.

Maybe it's a plains vs. coasts thing. Red Dawn is ostensibly cooler while still being as wooden and contrived around the idea of "teenaged gang defeats 'em all."

WOOOOOOOLLLVVVEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRINEEEEEES!

Posted by: idiosynchronic at July 28, 2010 11:54 AM

It’s one of those “guy” movies

Tell that to the legion of female fans of this movie that I know, for whatever reason. Half my friends routinely quote "WARRIORS! COME OUT AND PLAAAAAY!" whenever we go out. I can't explain it, though I do enjoy it.

Posted by: Tammy at July 28, 2010 11:56 AM

I love The Warriors. In fact, I bought a t-shirt for it a few weeks ago. I also saw it for the first time about five years ago.

It's not because its necessarily a "guy" movie. I love the style (mainly the comic book panels), I think the fight scenes are actually pretty cool (especially the one in the park and in the subway bathroom) I don't get how you think that the fight sequences look like bad WWF matches. Modern fight scenes are terrible because guys take like thirty-two punches to the face before they actually lay down. In The Warriors some of them go down on the FIRST punch. Many of the lines in the film are awesome...the "can you dig it" and "Warriors, come out to playyaaah," are among the most iconic.

I'm not doing the praise for this film justice. I just woke up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xITVFgxcDIg

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 28, 2010 11:58 AM

As for Anabasis, I'd pay real money for a good Hollywood version of it. Modernized or classic. Anything to purge the atrocious memories of 300 and Troy out of my brain.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at July 28, 2010 11:59 AM

Good lord, Dustin, did the TV of your childhood not have TBS??? That shit was played on a loop from 1983-1989.

This review is a bit redundant since a running theme of your Cult Movie beliefs makes huge allowances for the time and place you first saw it. Of course this movie is shitty if you're just seeing it. Of course the acting is terrible and the dialogue is one step up from a fart-filled balloon. Of course the production values could be sold for a bag of nickels and three bitch-slaps today. You're just pissing all over one of our generation's cinematic classics because you missed it, probably by watching P.M. Magazine and Santa Barbara instead, ya big gaywad.

You'll pay for this, you goddamned motherfucker.

Posted by: Kballs at July 28, 2010 12:02 PM

I love it for its camp ridiculousness but if anyone is actually interested in the gang issues the film was attempting to depict they would be better served seeking out Flyin' Cut Sleeves or 80 Blocks From Tiffany's.

I am utterly flabbergasted that you, Dustin, had never heard of this film.

Posted by: TSF at July 28, 2010 12:02 PM

Who isn't amused by vicious mime gangs?

Well, except for Marcel Marceau, of course.

Posted by: clocker at July 28, 2010 12:02 PM

I remember very little from seeing it, other than the bizarre costume/makeup choices which seemed... not exactly masculine, and of course, the quote.

The best thing to come out of this movie is the reference to it in"Modern Warfare".


"Study group! Come out to play-ee-ay!"

Posted by: Patty O'Green at July 28, 2010 12:02 PM

I try to imagine if I'd still love this film if I was seeing it for the first time, as an adult, in 2010. I think I would though. After all, it's a "cult classic". How many films that fall into that category have flawless editing, engaging scripts, and no amount of cheese??

The sound of the clinking bottles still haunts my childish dreams....

Posted by: Brian at July 28, 2010 12:04 PM

The Warriors is not a movie that would appeal to anyone who watched it for the first time in 2010. Not unless you’re amused by vicious mime gangs.

Then this is totally the film for me. Also, "Vicious Mime Gang" is now going to be the name of my imaginary progressive-rock'n'roll/dub-step/country music band. It's going to be SO GOOD (or simultaneously awful - like this film. Ha! See what I did there? It's been a day for terrible humour - I ended up driving the long way around to somewhere via loads of roundabouts, and I turned to my friend and said "well it might have been a bit roundabout but we got there in the end!" Then I laughed for about 10 minutes. I think I need to lie down.)

Posted by: squeeziee at July 28, 2010 12:05 PM

Carrie, yes, one of the ferrets died in Beastmaster. It was very sad. I don't remember if was Kodo or Podo, but whichever one died saving the Beastmaster's life by biting the evil dude's neck and then falling into the fire.

He was a very brave little ferret. I say "he", because at the end of the movie the surviving ferret pokes her little head out of the Beastmaster's bag and there are a couple of baby ferrets in there. So, at least some part of the dead ferret lived on.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at July 28, 2010 12:07 PM

Wow, Dustin -- you're usually right on the money, but this one's way off base, man.

This movie is much smarter and more caustic an indictment of what was going on at the time than you're giving it credit for.

Posted by: Chez at July 28, 2010 12:12 PM

I like The Warriors. Then again, I also like Beastmaster, Excalibur, Conan The Barbarian, Krull, Battle Beyond The Planets, and other movies like that, so maybe that's it. I dunno.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at July 28, 2010 12:13 PM

A "guy" movie? With all those nipples? :-)

I liked seeing Lynn Thigpen's first acting gig, and Mercedes Ruehl, I like the premise, I like the riff on The Odyssey (which means I guess I like the plot), and I like the way it sort of captures something about that time period, extra-stylized acting, low budget, and all. I like the way it sort of feels more like a play than a film. And the interracial cast shocked me, considering the time period, so that was cool. Oh yeah, and all the half-nekkid men don't hurt.

This is not to say I want more films to emulate "The Warriors," but for what it was, I liked it far more than I expected to.

Posted by: Mac at July 28, 2010 12:15 PM

im a chick who didnt see this movie till 2008 and i love it...go figure. it's not a masterpiece but it works if you accept it as such. the music is fantastic, the comic-book aspect and style is perfect, the baseball furies induce fear in that they are psychotic looking as hell, and the whole odyssey homage is well done. first review i completely disagree with.

Posted by: Sinnh at July 28, 2010 12:16 PM

Hey, I'm a woman and I grew up repeatedly watching Beastmaster, Conan, Jason and the Argonauts, James Bond, Mad Max, Sinbad, and all the TBS "guy" movies. Granted, I have three brothers who could punch harder than me (well, two of them anyway) but I loved those cheese fests just as much as they did. Strangely, I've never heard of The Warriors though. Maybe we didn't stay up late enough?

Posted by: AM at July 28, 2010 12:18 PM

also, what Kballs said

Posted by: Sinnh at July 28, 2010 12:24 PM

Not unless you’re amused by vicious mime gangs.

I watched The Warriors for the first time recently and loved it. And I was prepared to argue until I read that last sentence.

Posted by: ThunderSacTriumph at July 28, 2010 12:24 PM

Someday I'll post a counter-review to this.

Oh, and...

I like The Warriors. Then again, I also like Beastmaster, Excalibur, Conan The Barbarian, Krull, Battle Beyond The Planets, and other movies like that, so maybe that's it. I dunno.

I own every single one of those.

Posted by: TK at July 28, 2010 12:41 PM

Like you said, I grew up with the movie and it has a soft spot. It helped define what I look for in action flicks. That being said, I take umbrage with your assertion that, "...The Warriors is not a movie that would appeal to anyone who watched it for the first time in 2010."

While I would be lying if I said I'd introduced the movie to anyone this year, I have been on an ongoing campaign to introduce this movie to as many people as possible since I began burning DVD's illegally (6 years). I have to say that my own individual results differ quite clearly from your expectation. People love it. My best friends all fucking love it, and on more than one occasion during cards, we've thrown it on just to have something badass playing in the background. My wife loves it. The three girls that came before her loved it. Even my sister loves it, and she's wacky for Christ.

So, yeah -- on this one I can't agree at all. CAN YOU DIG IIIIIT!!!!!?

Posted by: superasente at July 28, 2010 12:45 PM

You don't understand the movie because you've probably never been chased by a bat-wielding gang of face-painted freaks, pussy.

Posted by: KILLFACE at July 28, 2010 12:58 PM

I haven't seen this since the early 80s, when I was but a wee lad. I remember being scared, though.

Last summer I went on an 80s fantasy/sci-fi binge, re-watching the Conans, Red Sonja, Beastmaster, Excalibur, The Last Starfighter, Starman, The Swamp Thing, Krull, etc. So many of them are garbage, but some still hold up, surprisingly.

Posted by: Brenton at July 28, 2010 1:15 PM

The Bruce Willis movie Tears of the Sun was a remake of the Anabasis, if I recall correctly. I picked up on the theme after watching about 30 minutes of the flick.

As for Warriors, I dimly recall it from late-night TV, and thematically it was not bad.

Posted by: The Wanderer at July 28, 2010 1:23 PM

To me, the Warriors is the prime example of people, including critis, claiming that a movie "truly depicts" something of which the person has no basis to so claim. For instance, when many critics claim this or that war movie is "realistic" and/or "really captures what it's like" over there, I wonder - how do they know? So too with gritty urban movies. Most of us have no idea whether some movie or show, say the Wire (which I loved), actually is even close to what life is really like on the street.

We assume it is because people tell us it is, and it rings true to us.

The problem is, as demonstrated by The Warriors, that very often we've been fooled and what is depicted is nothing like reality.

The Warriors was controversial b/c it allegedly depicted gang violence in NYC the way it really was and people were afraid it was going to cause gang riots and other nonsense. The critics who praised it at the time did so believing it was an accurate portrayal of gang life. And, like many of those "gritty" movies of the 1970's and 1980's, we look back on them and laugh. I would not be surprised if the same were true of the "gritty" movies and t.v. shows of today.

Posted by: Chewster at July 28, 2010 1:41 PM

I find it really hard to believe that you never came across someone dressed as a baseball fury on Halloween WAY before now and became curious about the film.

I can, however, understand your feelings about this film. I feel the same way about Liquid Sky. It is an iconic film, but it is about a time, a place and a social identity that not all people can relate to. I was born in 1980, I'm not from New York and I was never in a gang, but I related to this film on a different level. It sort of reminded me of a zombie/post apocalyptic film with the whole world against the warriors as they wandered through a devestated wasteland. And I love me some Zombie/post apocalyptic flicks.

Plus, roller skating thugs and those Baseball Furies.

Posted by: intervamp at July 28, 2010 1:48 PM

I'm a girl and I grew up liking Conan, Beastmaster, Clash of the Titans, Jason and the Argonauts, Excalibur etc.
Only difference is, we didn't have cable until I was around 11, so my parents and grandparents actually owned all those movies.
I like Warriors, too. Can't say I get the social relevance, as my conception of a gang differs greatly from afro'ed dudes in suede vests, but I think it completely defines the campy and cheesy joy of most cult movies.
Anyone who lives in the Philly area ever watch a channel called "this"? I feel like this movie typifies the type of weird ass shit they show on that channel.

Posted by: ninetwenteetoo at July 28, 2010 1:50 PM

As one of those "somewhat older friends" who grew up without cable (and TBS) this movie was on UHF channels all the time as a kid... it was as bad-ass as I got to see...
The trials and tribulations of the poor misunderstood Warriors speaks to me today as I fight for the under-represented and misunderstood trivia players...
I mean... It was a great flick if you first saw it when you were 10 yrs old and it was the shit... seeing it for the first time as the old fucker DUSTIN is, and trying to compare it to modern films is just unfair.

Posted by: El L Cool J at July 28, 2010 2:02 PM

I LOVE this movie, and I just saw it for the first time about two years ago. Perhaps the reason I'm not bothered by the "unreality" is that I accept it as the "idea" of a time, with as much actual resemblance to the historical period as "Dick Tracy" shows to the 1930s or "Happy Days" does to the 50s. I regard it as a complete fantasy. You're right in that the acting is not really that great, (though the girl and James Remar are both pretty good) and the plot is a little goofy. But those are acceptable things to me. The whole idea of all of those crazy gangs roaming the city with their special little subcultures sparked my imagination. I love the Baseball Furies and the idea that one radio DJ is the dispatcher to an entire city. It's just cool.

Also, Swan is so pretty, even if he is a complete ass.

Posted by: Siege at July 28, 2010 2:07 PM

Never, ever heard of this movie, but I can dig anything that has a brown leather vest uniform, complimented with freely blowing hair & killer side burns.

Posted by: GinKirk at July 28, 2010 2:34 PM

Dustin, everything you wrote about one of my favorite movies ever is true. I don't care. The movie really works for me.

Just don't go bagging on Streets of Fire. Then I would have to cut you a little. Not in the face. Much.

Posted by: The Mutt at July 28, 2010 2:58 PM

Wow you people are really a sad lot. This movie is a piece of shit. Be honest, how many of you are watching 80s cartoon DVDs right now?

Posted by: lolPseudos at July 28, 2010 3:44 PM

Watching 80s cartoon DVDs right now would have been much preferable to reading lolPsuedos' lame post.

Posted by: jerseymoo at July 28, 2010 3:56 PM

Female here. I too loved this movie. I saw it when it first came out and my dad took us to the DRIVE-IN (do those things still exist?) to see it. I was scared and excited at the same time, and in love with the leader of the gang. I think his name was Swan. Until I saw Xanadu...then I vomited. Recently my love for this movie was unearthed when Rockstar came out with the video game. Yes, I bought it. Yes, I love it.

Posted by: idabee at July 28, 2010 4:48 PM

Plenty have said it already, but I'm a girl and I love, LOVE this movie. It has nothing to do with who made it (I had no idea who Walter Hill was). Warriors came out when I was in high school and I loved it then and every time I've seen it since. Also, Excalibur is one of my all time favorites. Perhaps you're just too young, Dustin.

Posted by: MissNev at July 28, 2010 4:57 PM

I'm just a girl, and I have Beastmaster on DVD.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverdouche at July 28, 2010 5:32 PM

I could never understand why they didn't steal a car and just drive back.

Posted by: Will at July 28, 2010 5:42 PM

"Or interesting narratives. Or maybe I’m simply too dim to appreciate The Warriors, but I found it a mundane and laughably dull experience..."


*CLAP* *CLAP**CLAP* Dustin Rowles, ladies and gentlemen, webmaster of a seldom visited website, new age socialist and pajama party enthusiast among other things.

Now you are hating on The, motherfucking, Warriors?

Would you like it more if it was festooned with excessive lensflare and lots of shaky-cam work?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 28, 2010 5:53 PM

That actually sounds more exciting than it is. Mostly, The Warriors entails a lot of walking in silence. And running. In fact, there are running sequences that last five or six minutes, complemented badly by a screeching score. The acting, save for that of Marcelino Sánchez — the tag-along hooker — and James Remar

Marcelino Sanchez was a guy - Rembrandt, and why am I fact checking Pajiba?

Posted by: Will at July 28, 2010 5:54 PM

So, at least some part of the dead ferret lived on.

WOO!

Posted by: Carrie at July 28, 2010 5:57 PM

I could never understand why they didn't steal a car and just drive back.
Posted by: Will at July 28, 2010 5:42 PM

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'CAUSE IT's ABOUT THE FUCKING JOURNEY! that's why.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 28, 2010 6:14 PM

How to ruin all future enjoyment of a personal fave film in just 1 sentence? Thanks Will

Posted by: Ted at July 28, 2010 6:42 PM

Who isn't amused by vicious mime gangs?

Well, except for Marcel Marceau, of course.

Posted by: clocker

Also? Shakes the Clown.

Posted by: Groundloop at July 28, 2010 7:20 PM

Out of respect for Dustin and this site... I will swallow my fury at criticism of The Warriors... and walk away.

Posted by: A-Train at July 28, 2010 9:02 PM

I strongly recommending taking another shot at the film with both a good group of friends and some alcohol. Also worth noting I'm a chick who loves this ridiculous film. I don't think of this as being a boys club movie at all.

Vicious baseball mime gangs are awesome.

Posted by: Koolickle at July 28, 2010 9:11 PM

I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.

We're not going to change who we are just because some whore shakes her ass.

Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back? You don't care where it is, do you?

I still use all those quotes.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 28, 2010 9:24 PM

I know what you mean about the movie being DATED! Jeez, did you catch that one old movie about the guy who killed the girl in the shower? They didn't even have COLOR in that one! Who wants to watch some bullshit like that?

Posted by: becks at July 28, 2010 10:47 PM

When I was in high school, I was the only one who had heard of David Lynch and the only one who had seen Life of Brian so I decided that I was going to take the role of film geek in my class. As part of my "preparation", I read about cult films and found out that there was a movie called The Warriors, being made into a videogame by Rockstar Games (the same company as GTA).
I inmediately decided that I had to watch this movie, and I did, and I loved it. It's not a masterpiece and it's certainly not an accurate portrayal of gangs of any kind, but there's something about the character's quest to return to their home that is simply awesome (also, the videogame version is one of the few ones that is as good, or better, than the film). Also, I'll never forget that creepy and silly scene with the baseball furies, the train scene with the prom kids and the "Warriors, come out and play" scene.
I know this is not a movie for everyone and that it hasn't aged that well, but it's still a classic and I'll watch again and again.

Posted by: Radlum at July 28, 2010 11:24 PM

Dustin if you can't see why this movie is so good and the fact that the fight scenes aren't really supposed to be realistic then you're a fucking moron.

Posted by: lajsfokag8 at July 29, 2010 2:16 AM

How to ruin all future enjoyment of a personal fave film in just 1 sentence? Thanks Will

Posted by: Ted at July 28, 2010 6:42 PM

You're welcome.

Posted by: Will at July 29, 2010 6:57 AM

I could never understand why they didn't steal a car and just drive back.

haha! sort of like my thing - leave the shire, fly on the giant birds to the volcano, drop the ring in, fly home: end of story.

Posted by: vent at July 29, 2010 12:02 PM

(clink)
I had to drop in and vent.
(clink)
The chick was Deborah Van Valkenburgh, who was also in Too Close For Comfort.
(clink)
The version you saw was the director's cut.
(clink)
Hill added those comic-book frames, but it was a bad idea.
(clink)
The movie was good then, and is even better now, if you can find the original version.
(clink)
Team KBalls
(clink)
Dustin, come out to pla-a-y-a-ay.
(crack)

Posted by: Luther Clinker at July 29, 2010 7:24 PM

I don't care. I just don't goddamn care that James Remar and David Patrick Kelly were the only halfway good actors in The Warriors.
There's hot 70s boys running around shirtless, sweating from the rain, kind of angry-hot and they fight all these crazy gangs. What the hell isn't there to get?

I mean, Michael Beck was in the best shape in his life and he looked like he was carved from marble - did you see him when they were running from the crowds? And Mercy, surprisingly, wasn't an entirely useless female. And she gets him. And fucking Lynne (The Chief of "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?")Thigpen is in it for chrissakes...

...sorry, got worked up there...

Posted by: Mel at July 29, 2010 10:24 PM

The hate in your soul is disturbing. How do you whip up so much vitriol on a regular basis without breaking you hand punching a mirror?

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Posted by: ada at July 30, 2010 5:34 AM

Yeah, it's pretty much a relic of its time. I love it because I grew up renting it from the local video store (that is, whenever their sole copy of Basket Case was out), but I don't think I'd ever recommend it to someone who's never seen it.

And the hooker was played by Deborah Van Valkenberg. The person you name is a guy. Better hope he doesn't read this.

Posted by: steve B. at July 30, 2010 6:23 AM

"I could never understand why they didn't steal a car and just drive back."

haha! sort of like my thing - leave the shire, fly on the giant birds to the volcano, drop the ring in, fly home: end of story.
Posted by: vent

I've always wondered a similar thing about The Birds. SPOILER ALERT! In the end, don't they just get in a car and drive away? Why didn't they do that at the beginning?

Posted by: Brenton at July 30, 2010 9:16 PM

Whenever I hear the phrase "can you dig it?", an adorable dancing Bruce McCullouch in high waisted jeans flashes before my eyes.

Posted by: piedlourde at July 31, 2010 5:31 PM

You kind of have to think of it the way you do Deathrace 2000 or even Rocky Horror. It's silly and violent and fun.

If I had seen it first run in the theater I might not have the fondness for it that I do, but in high school? At the midnight movies on a friday? Drunk off my ass with my buds? Hilariously kickass.

C'mon, do you think people really believe there are or were any NY gangs that looked like the Baseball Furies? If you took that seriously then there's your problem right there.

"You see what you get when you mess with the Orphans?!"

Some temporal perspective too. I've tried to get my kid to watch ANY John Hughes movie that wasn't Ferris Bueller and she was bored by them all.

Posted by: Protoguy at August 2, 2010 9:29 AM