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Denzel! Duuuuuude. Denzel!


The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 / Dustin Rowles

Film Reviews | June 12, 2009 | Comments (27)


I’m a guy that doesn’t actually mind the Greengrassian shaky-cam movement that’s taken over action pics. It’s mildly disorienting, but especially in the context of a Bourne film, it works for me. If I were rolling around the in front seat of a car while it was tumbling over a bridge, or if I were taking Tolstoy to the face, that’s the vantage point I’d expect: Cracked window, knee, stick shift, elbow, steering wheel, pavement, page 312 of War and Peace. It’s what Jason Bourne is seeing, so it feels organic to experience the same shaky, blink, jarringly visceral vantage.

Tony Scott’s style is similar, but more manufactured. It’s the corporate version of the Greengrassian effect: It’s sterile, controlled, edited to within an inch of its life, and spliced together with a riff-heavy score. I suspect Greengrass just throws a digital camera in a car and says, “Drive over that cliff and let’s see what we get.” Tony Scott emulates that effect in post-production, paying some intern in special effects to add some blurs, spill a little coffee on the celluloid, edit some shit out of order, and throw a Pantera riff over the whole thing. To me, it’s the difference between jeans that are ripped and shredded by wear, and a pair of jeans you buy pre-ripped at The Gap. It’s just not the same.

It also weighs down The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 — it’s distracting. And it’s affected, not earned. It feels like it. It’s like buying the new Sonic Youth album at Starbucks. It’s poseurish, manufactured grittiness. It’s particularly problematic in The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 because it distracts us from an otherwise competently made film. It’s bad guy Travolta, and it’s Denzel being Denzel, and when you have those two playing off of each other, you don’t need any distractions. You need only to point and click, and let the professionals take care of the rest. If you have the Boston Symphony Orchestra doing Rachmaninoff’s “Theme of Paganini,” you don’t bring out the dude from Jackyl and his chainsaw to add the lumberjack riffs. Say what you want about Travolta — he makes some seriously shitty films — but he’s a consistently good bad guy; apparently, all his acting abilities reside in his facial hair. Without it, he’s useless. But with it, he’s got some bite. And Denzel. I think a drunk guy with half-lids I met at a bar the other night said it best: “Denzel. Duuuude! Denzel!”

I couldn’t have said it better.

A remake of a 1974 film, The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 — adapted with remarkable faithfulness by Brian Helgeland (L.A. Confidential, Man on Fire) — stars Denzel Washington as Walter Garber, a NYC Transit dispatcher with enough kinks in his character to make him interesting, but not enough to make you ever doubt that he’s the film’s hero. Recently demoted because of bribery allegations, Garber is on call when Ryder (Travolta) and his henchman (including Luis Guzman, as the brains of the operation) take over a NYC Subway car and threaten to kill one passenger every minute after an hour that he doesn’t receive $10 million.

After that, it’s essentially a countdown movie: A hostage negotiator (John Turturro, in a rare good guy role) is called in; the city’s Mayor (scene-stealing James Gandofini), who has some improprieties of his own, is enrolled to get the money where it’s going, and a collection of high-paid extras are asked to sit in the subway car and look terrified. Mostly, though, it’s a cat-and-mouse relationship action movie, one where Travolta and Washington play a game of brinkmanship. And when Tony Scott leaves them alone to do what they’re paid to do, it’s a solid movie, assuming you actually like to watch one good actor and one great one verbally face off. Travolta, channeling his Face/Off persona, chews up the fucking scenery, alternating between depraved homicidal psycho and sympathetic villain. But honestly: Denzel owns this film from the first frame to the last. God knows why he keeps working with Tony Scott (this is their fourth film together), unless he actually prefers to have his work crapped on by sound effects. But as the schlubby civil-servant everyman trapped in an extraordinary situation, Washington rises above and puts the film on his back.

But Tony Scott is not one to leave well enough alone. He insists on amping everything up, blaring transit horns and murdering you in post-production. But despite that, Helgeland’s no-nonsense script and the outstanding performances manage to break through the stylish franticism, and once the film gains some momentum, there’s even some genuine tension and an ending that’s refreshingly twist free. It’s not a movie that will stay with you; it’s not a movie that you’ll talk about afterward; and it’s not a movie you’ll rush to recommend to anyone. But it’s a competent, suitable summer diversion and, though it doesn’t quite do justice to the original, it doesn’t desecrate it, either.

Dustin Rowles is an incredibly famous Internet personality, whose name can be found scrawled on many a bathroom stall. You can email him or leave a comment below.


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"It’s not a movie that will stay with you; it’s not a movie that you’ll talk about afterward; and it’s not a movie you’ll rush to recommend to anyone..."


In other words:

Catch it on TNT in a couple of months.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at June 12, 2009 3:33 PM

If I were rolling around the in front seat of a car while it was tumbling over a bridge, or if I were taking Tolstoy to the face, that’s the vantage point I’d expect: Cracked window, knee, stick shift, elbow, steering wheel, pavement, page 312 of War and Peace. It’s what Jason Bourne is seeing, so it feels organic to experience the same shaky, blink, jarringly visceral vantage.

Can't explain to you why, Dustin, but I love those coupla sentences. I think I might like to take them out to a nice dinner and try to take advantage of them afterwards, if you don't mind.

Posted by: lizzieborden at June 12, 2009 3:39 PM

You know, put Nic Cage in Denzel's role and you'd have an EXCEPTIONALLY better movie, for no other reason than, hey, FACE/OFF on a trian.

And then they could rip each other's faces off and I would pay to see that.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at June 12, 2009 3:44 PM

Before you spend matinee money on what is essentially a popcorn version of it, hop over to Hulu and watch the original. Walter Matthau at the top of his game, Robert Shaw as a REAL bad-assed villain and a supporting cast that includes Hector Elizondo and the great Martin Balsam.
No need for shaky-cams and jump cuts. Nothing but real dramatic tension with an estimable ensemble cast doing what director Joseph Sargent asked of them: Being fantastic.

Oh, yeah..."GET OFFA MY LAWN!"

Posted by: Spender at June 12, 2009 3:51 PM

I actually dig Tony Scott as a director quite a bit. He was doing some intresting things with the medium in Man On Fire and Domino in terms of visuals, editing, structure, etc.

Posted by: Joey at June 12, 2009 3:53 PM

I was thinking of watching the original, especially after I heard clips from it on NPR this morning.
Plus, I heart Walter Matthau.

Posted by: Stella at June 12, 2009 4:13 PM

Joey, you are completely wrong. I said it I meant it I'm hear to represent it. It's like Tony is so determined not to be Ridley he has to change camera angles every 30 goddam seconds. He's got the actors, the material, the sets, now quiet the demons and take a tip from Ron 'Blandie' Howard point the camera on and leave some lights on.

I needed 3 Excedrin Migraine pills after Man on Fire and Domino didn't last 20 minutes in my DVD player- okay maybe that was due to Keira Knightley's JAW acting- but why does he light it like a nightclub/stripper club bathroom?! I half expected the "Lust" dude from Seven to walk on to the set blubbering in his blanket...

Posted by: amanda47 at June 12, 2009 4:22 PM

I loathe Travolta. He was allowed to have a second career because of Pulp Fiction, and this is the best he could do? God I hate him.

Posted by: George at June 12, 2009 4:28 PM

I though Hairspray was the best he could do with his reincarnation. I guess scientologists can buy themselves a career (casting preference in exchange for millions of years of servitude) rather than resorting to the casting couch or having to blow an assistant to the director..

That said, 'tis Denzel we're talking about, which means LadyHelmet will likely compel a viewing in the near future. It could be worse I guess..

Posted by: lordhelmet at June 12, 2009 5:15 PM

Travolta makes such a… gleeful villain. I'm not sure why he doesn't do it more often. And he actually tends to inhabit his villainous roles instead of the wink wink nudge nude "it's a dude in drag! Get it!" performance in Hairspray. That's not how it's supposed to work, buddy. Now go apologize to John Waters.

I don't feel too far one way or the other about Tony Scott. It's not a name that's gonna get my ass in the seat, but it's not a name that'll keep my ass out of a seat so points to him for that. The same cannot be said for "producer" Eli Roth.

Posted by: Genny (actually Rusty now) at June 12, 2009 5:38 PM

Um, Travolta's done plenty of shit work (Amy Poehler: "John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately, he purchased it six films too late."), but he did make Get Shorty, which is a damn fine film.

Posted by: alone in the dark at June 12, 2009 6:42 PM

Yep, I think it's a renter...though I do love me some Denzel.

Posted by: bonnie at June 12, 2009 7:07 PM

Your fuckin tripping Dustin on the shaky cam shit. It only works for car scenes. You cant film a fight sequence and use the shaky cam trick, that's how you know the stunt coordinators and the actors suck balls. Because if they were good enough they would hit their marks fast enough where it looks like a real fight, or at least a beautifully choreographed fight.

Posted by: Sad Rockstar at June 12, 2009 7:08 PM

Though I am a poor practitioner of same, there is much to be said for punctuation.
One can at least make an effort.

Posted by: Spender at June 12, 2009 7:42 PM

I will tell you for free that I am Netflixing this mofo as soon as it is available just so I don't have to see it in the theater on a giant screen where it would give me seizures (I am not epileptic). Also, I can adjust the sound at home, whereas, the local Regal Cinema would blow my eardrums out (see also: Michael Bay). Going back to Denzel and Travolta time and time again? It's like a hug. I feel no shame.

Posted by: greer at June 12, 2009 7:45 PM

One of the best things about the original is how much fun they were having snarking on the state of NYC at that time.

Without that, it's just another action movie. who cares.

Posted by: imk at June 12, 2009 8:12 PM

Boston Symphony and some Jackyl chainsaw riffing? Duuuuuude! That would fucking rip!

Posted by: seth at June 12, 2009 11:36 PM

Seth, You are aware, are you not, of S&M (Symphony and Metallica)?

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 13, 2009 3:01 AM

I may see this, but I'm still put off by the exchange of words from the tv spot
"That's Ryder, with a Y"
"As in trainer 'ryder'?"

No Denzel, its as in bike ryder, what the hell do you think it means?!

Posted by: Elpon at June 13, 2009 11:05 AM

Are you really saying this is a film so good they had to make it thrice?

Posted by: Dr. Mo at June 13, 2009 1:25 PM

I just want to mention how much I ADORE Luis Guzman. The dude is in EVERYTHING, and he's awesome in everything he does. He's a true Latin hero.

And oh, Travolta's facial hair in this is epic. It's just...so badass.

Posted by: figgy at June 13, 2009 4:36 PM

Has anyone ever accused Tony Scout of subtlety?

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Posted by: Sandra at June 14, 2009 3:05 PM

No, Sandra. Right now I'm in the mood for a short, chubby sexy girl. Thank you.

Now kindly get the fuck off my lawn.

Posted by: Rykker at June 14, 2009 7:29 PM

Sandra, your mom wasn`t really that tall.but then again she was on her knee`s the whole qlorious 1/2 hour....

Posted by: pasadenamike at June 15, 2009 9:15 PM

excellent review but i would beg to differ about who " owned " it. denzel is always great and he hits the mark as walter garber but the character is one dimensional. travolta as " ryder " is much more challenged to portray a multi faceted individual and he does a great job. he is a more inconsistent actor than denzel but he hits a home run in this one.the overall review is also a home run.

Posted by: snake at June 16, 2009 1:09 AM

If I want to watch Denzel face off verbally with a good actor, I'll watch Inside Man for the twenty-third time.

Posted by: reris at June 19, 2009 6:43 PM





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