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I've Seen Adulthood, and All I Can Say Is: Go Back

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (16)



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Man, they sold us a bill of goods as teenagers, huh? Why were so many of us so goddamn anxious for adulthood? Crushing debt, mortgage payments, eternal responsibility, work, routine, taxes, and making dinner every night? That’s what we were looking forward to? David Robert Mitchell’s The Myth of the American Sleepver reminds us now of what we’re missing, of what we were anxious to escape, of what some of us wish we could get back, if only for a night.

You remember those nights, right? The sleepovers? The sneak-outs? The languid parties where anything could happen or nothing? It was all the same. Where were the parents? How did so many of us get away with it? I don’t know how many weekend nights I spent trolling the streets in the dead of night, vandalizing houses, damaging property, breaking into cars (once, even “borrowing” a car), skinny-dipping, knocking on girls’ windows, making out in a drainage ditch at 3:30 in the morning. It was a magical time. Brief windows of freedom, the thrill and excitement of danger. Those nights always had a way of working out, in the end. Something intoxicating always happened even when nothing happened. Those nights out were like the late night thoughts of an insomniac — always a good idea until the sun rises and we come to our senses. But that was the wonderful nature of our teenage years, wasn’t it? We never came to our senses. Did our parents know? How could they not? Was there some sort of parental understanding? A tacit agreement to let us experience life, as long as we didn’t let on to them what we were doing?

The Myth of the American Sleepover is a mood movie, a contemplation not on the loss of innocence, but on hanging on to it. Or in one case trying to recapture it. There are no adults in the movie — no reminders of what we’ve become or what we may soon be. There are also no named actors, so we can choose to believe that these aren’t characters. They’re just teenagers doing what teenagers do: Obsessing over girls (or boys), wandering aimlessly, experiencing brief flickers of lust of love of desire of heartbreak of doing the impossible. It follows several different teenagers on the Friday night before school is set to begin for the fall. There’s the girl who wants to experience a little more life before school begins. There’s a boy who wants to find the girl he spotted in a grocery store and fell in love with. There’s the new girl with braided hair attending a sleepover in the hopes of finding some new friends before school begins. And there’s the college kid, home for the weekend, trying to recapture a high-school crush before returning to the brink of adulthood. There are others, too, carpeing the night by its diem. Hoping to find someone to kiss. Or hold hands with. Or just be.

It’s an impossible movie to describe — not much happens on screen; it all happens in your mind. The way it recalls our own teenage years, the nostalgia fever it inspires. It captures so much by doing so little. It’s a remarkable, transportive film. It reaches inside your adulthood and it takes you back to another time for an hour and a half. It’s not some stupid American Pie fantasy or Superbad. There’s no quirky dialogue; no pie fucking; no race to lose one’s virginity. There are no embarrassing moments; no drunken hijinx; no contrived situations. It just is, but what it is is a lovely goddamn film.










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Comments

I don't get this type of film, who are all of these people who have experiences like this?

Posted by: Ducky at March 16, 2010 12:38 PM

Wow, just reading your review made me tear up. The nostalgia is palpable, and I haven't even watched the trailer yet...

Posted by: Patty O'Green at March 16, 2010 12:41 PM

No one else just spent their sleepovers watching scary films, eating too much ice cream and playing Atmosfear? Oh such a sheltered life...

Posted by: Carrie at March 16, 2010 12:46 PM

Dazed and Can't Hardly Wait?

Posted by: Eep at March 16, 2010 1:14 PM

Excellent review, Dustin, I remember those days perfectly. I will definitely be seeing this.

Posted by: Even Stevens at March 16, 2010 1:21 PM

Cool. We need one of these...it's been awhile since Dazed and Confused, which was the last truly good movie of this genre (The Last Picture Show is the best one of all time).

Love how these movies make us nostalgic for a past that most of us didn't even actually experience, but one that, courtesy of movies, lives in our minds as this sort of platonic ideal of being a teenager.

Posted by: Jacktrade at March 16, 2010 2:26 PM

yeah, i didn't see anything remotely familiar from my teen years in that trailer. I try to avoid anything that reminds me of my teens--in that sense this movie is safe, but it looks like crap. an absurd fantasy of some muted sophisticated facsimile of youth

Posted by: idleprimate at March 16, 2010 2:30 PM

I heard something about a store that caters exclusively to sleepovers. Instead of having it at home, everyone brings their kids to this place and they have sleeping bags and assumably junk foods and movies.
I think it sounds soulless and horrible. You can't manufacture fun like that. Unless there's laser tag involved. Can't go wrong with that.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 16, 2010 2:33 PM

hmm...perhaps this'll go into my netflix queue.
the trailer didn't totally inspire, but i did dig the review.
almost as much as i love laser tag.
3 cheers for optimus rhyme for reminding me.

Posted by: gem at March 16, 2010 2:53 PM

I made out with someone in a ditch at 3:30 in the morning when I was 16. I'm still surprised I wasn't raped and/or murdered that night. I also had yearly sleep overs for my birthday where we ate way too much junk food and watched PG-13 scary movies. One of those was Child's Play, and my dad snuck around to the back yard to scare the crap out of us at the back door. Good times. I'll definitely seek this movie out when it makes its way to the masses.

Posted by: katy at March 16, 2010 3:46 PM

I am a sucker for stuff like this and will definitely track it down.

Posted by: grace b at March 16, 2010 3:56 PM

You mean you guys didn't sneak out, just because you could, and sit in the driveway making bongs out of Coke cans? Well, can you call it a bong if you are smoking mint leaves on it?

Hmm, I just embraced how white trash that sounds...

Posted by: Patty O'Green at March 16, 2010 4:43 PM

My teen years sucked pond scum. They were horrific and not even for all the normal reasons, but mostly because of the fucked-up adults I had to deal with and protect myself from on a daily basis.

My adult years, on the other hand, have been incredible and just seem to be getting better (knock wood).

That being said, I'd still watch this movie and probably love it.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at March 16, 2010 6:28 PM

We smoked parsley flakes directly out of the Coke can. Because they were achingly, heartbreakingly, nostaliciously so close to the real thing...

Sneaking across the pasture to try to retrieve the "product" my buddy ditched into the bushes to hide it from his parents. You know, a wokened cow is pretty fucking scary and life-threatening at midnight, when you're this close to being high.

And then they all went down to the Boars Nest...

My teenage years were probably a lot closer to Harold and Kumar than all this late-night making out and whatever the cool kids did.

Posted by: Bluesilver at March 17, 2010 1:38 PM

Put me in with the people who like adulthood better. Not that my childhood was bad or anything, but it was stressful trying to live up to things. It's taken a lot of time to figure out how to chart my own course and really I'm still learning, but the rewards of freedom heavily outweight the drag of responsibility.

Posted by: Eep at March 17, 2010 2:30 PM

I wouldn't trade adulthood for anything. I was so awkward in my teens.

Still, the review makes me want to see it. Darn you, Rowles.

Posted by: Jelinas at March 18, 2010 5:23 AM


















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