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The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Review: Skin Deep

By Daniel Carlson | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (81)



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The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is a master class in bleak, unforgiving cinema. That David Fincher would be tapped to helm the American version of the film based on Stieg Larsson’s international bestselling novel isn’t surprising, given his track record with dark and uncomfortable procedurals like Seven and Zodiac. It’s even tempting to say that Dragon Tattoo falls in line with those films, since they each revolve around heinous acts committed by serial killers. Yet Dragon Tattoo isn’t nearly at the level of those films, nor of any of the rest of Fincher’s work. It’s fragmented in the extreme, feeling so choppy and episodic it’s as if screenwriter Steven Zaillian either didn’t know what to cut from Larsson’s novel or just didn’t care. Instead of a narrative, we’re given a relentless blast of scenes and information, cold and unfeeling. Some might argue (and undoubtedly will) that this is, say, an aesthetic touch meant to mirror the main characters’ immersion in a digital culture, and that the flotsam of information in which they float is being funneled back at us as a way to communicate their disorientation. (And I just made that up.) Such a reading would be generous to the point of myopia. The plain and uncomfortable truth is that it’s a sloppy narrative presented with an abundance of sizzle and a lack of substance. Viewers will recall that Seven and Zodiac, on top of everything else, were mysteries that held water. The investigators worked diligently to piece together a puzzle whose image often refused to come into focus, yet their efforts were always consistent, effortful, and presented with care. In Dragon Tattoo, though, two characters work to solve a decades-old crime through detective work that might as well be witchcraft. None of the pieces fit together very well, and scenes meant to be revelatory and gripping are instead cold and distant. Fincher is subsumed by his desire to present a slick world populated by men and women with constantly shifting loyalties, but in his rush to make a stylistic statement, he forgoes basic logical consistency and internal continuity. He’s made a pretty mess.

Yet there I go again, falling into the trap of an easy auteristic answer to the problem that is this heartless and unentertaining film. Fincher was the interpreter, the visualist, the helmsman, but he wasn’t the architect. This story came from somewhere else before he finally got his hands on it. He’s done his best to polish the source material into something more emotionally accurate, more in tune with the world as we know it, and he made great strides in putting his own brand on the story. There’s a bone-chilling beauty to so much of the film, and there are a few suspense-filled sequences that rank among Fincher’s most controlled and haunting. But his name casts a long shadow over the film, and it’s only with concentrated effort you realize that, if you didn’t know the film was a Fincher product, you wouldn’t be nearly so willing to find ways to praise it. Such is the street cred afforded one of the most gifted directors of his generation, but such is his curse, as well.

The story — meted out through three beginnings, two and a half endings, and a ponderous middle section — revolves around Swedish journalist Mikael Blomkvist (Daniel Craig), who resigns in disgrace after an article he writes about a business magnate is attacked as libel. He’s not out of work long, though. Soon enough, he’s hired by Henrik Vanger (Christopher Plummer) to find out what happened to Henrik’s niece, Harriet, who went missing from the family’s island compound 40 years earlier. Prior to Blomkvist’s hiring, Vanger has the journalist checked out by a security firm, which in turn contracts hacker Lisbeth Salander (Rooney Mara) to examine Blomkvist’s background. For the first half of the film, Lisbeth and Blomkvist’s lives parallel each other but do not intersect, so while Blomkvist moves to the guest house on Vanger’s estate to dig into the mystery, Lisbeth voyeuristically monitors his computer from afar while dealing with her own private turmoils.

Lisbeth’s life is hell, and the section of the film concerning her actions before meeting Blomkvist is both narratively empty and impossible to watch. Lisbeth was diagnosed with emotional issues as a youth and is essentially a ward of the state, living as an adult but meeting regularly with a social worker to receive her paychecks. When her guardian takes ill, she’s assigned to the care of Nils Bjruman (Yorick vam Wageningen), who turns out to be far worse than she could have dared imagine. (There are spoilers ahead, and they’re also graphic. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.) Bjurman forces her to fellate him to receive one payment; the next time, when she visits his home, he cuffs her to the bed and anally rapes her. The horror of the scene, the sheer gut-churning awfulness, cannot be overstated or ignored. Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross’s thudding score builds hellishly beforehand as Lisbeth screams into her gag, trying in vain to get away. It’s the most painful thing Fincher’s ever committed to the screen. But this is only the first half of what shapes up to be a curdled revenge fantasy. Lisbeth returns to the man’s home at a later date and visits a torment upon him equal to her punishment: She knocks him out, strips him naked, shoves (and then kicks) a steel dildo into his rectum, and tattoos “I am a rapist pig” across his naked chest.

I’m putting all that out there because it’s impossible to talk about the film’s real issues without discussing the total horror at its heart. The broader mystery is almost incidental, an entire film’s worth of MacGuffin, to this polarizing, grimy story of rape and punishment. Lisbeth is defiled, and she returns her pain in kind. There is no healing, no salvation, no line connecting the dots. There is only action and reaction. The discomfort and toxicity of the scenes are palpable, but underneath that, it should be noted, is nothing. That Lisbeth is being attacked is beyond awful, but what makes it so especially sad is that we have no idea who she is, nor do we ever. Mara sinks so far into the role that she becomes a cipher, a pure utilitarian object that works with computers and nothing more. Her torture makes her what she is, but we’re never allowed to feel anything for her beyond a detached, clinical sorrow. That makes for a shocking but utterly forgettable film experience.

Mikael eventually teams up with Lisbeth after learning that Henrik had hired her to do background research, and their partnership finally makes some headway in the decades-old case. Yet so much of the mystery feels like the polar opposite of the grace of Zodiac: While that film offered tantalizing clues leading to a probable conclusion, Fincher here seems to skip a few clues in his hurry to just get to the next bit, offering disconnected clues and then presenting a conclusion we’re asked to take on faith. There’s one particularly egregious bit involving numeric codes left behind by Harriet that turn out to be shorthand for passages in her old Bible. After having the answer dropped into his lap by a third party, Mikael magically turns to the right pages (which have been dog-eared anyway) and extracts the correct verses, which in turn lead him to a string of old murders that are (for reasons I cannot even begin to unpack) related to Harriet’s disappearance. The sequence has the air of utter wish-fulfillment, and the pesky questions that start to pop up (Why do five-digit codes make sense for the Bible? What do the numbers mean? How does Mikael figure out which numbers and verses correspond?) become lost in the shuffle as the film moves onto the next conspiracy and cover-up. Rather than the sublime pleasure of a riddle solved and a story well-told, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo offers a blunt recitation of its dubious facts. Again, Lisbeth’s torture comes to mind. There is no how or why, only this.

Craig brings a solid if perfunctory energy to his role. Mikael’s a dogged investigator, and as he gets closer to the heart of the twisted truth of the story, he finds himself developing a brand of feelings for Lisbeth (the sexual ramifications of which would take whole books to understand). Yet, in keeping with the film’s chilly tone, it’s a distant and unfeeling relationship, impossible to care about. The rest of the cast performs as expected — Stellan Skarsgard is reliably off-putting in a role he was probably waiting to be given the moment Larsson’s book hit U.S. shelves — but there’s no getting past the fact that Fincher’s made a visually arresting and mentally vacuous film that’s the award-season version of a beach-read page-turner. It’s ungainly and unpleasant, often confusing and never entertaining. When Mikael’s beginning his investigation, he gets a lengthy family history from Henrik, only to reply as he takes frustrated notes, “I’m quickly losing track of who’s who here.” It’s easy to sympathize with him. The film and its characters are a blur of snow and amber, devoted to the transitory summoning of a feeling instead of channeling that feeling into a story or purpose. Tattoos aren’t supposed to wash off this easily.

Daniel Carlson is the managing editor of Pajiba and a member of the Houston Film Critics Society and the Online Film Critics Society. He’s also a TV blogger for the Houston Press. He tweets more often than he should, and he blogs at Slowly Going Bald.









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Comments

Nice turn of phrase: "a blur of snow and amber"

Posted by: mswas at December 21, 2011 1:01 AM

Bummer.

Posted by: Addicct at December 21, 2011 1:05 AM

had you seen the original swedish version of the book?

also, it was hard to focus when "lisbeth" was misspelled the entire time :/

Posted by: ladyvader99 at December 21, 2011 1:11 AM

Well-said, Dan. I appreciate that you haven't been swayed by the hype and the Fincher-aura surrounding this film, and that you've given us an honest review of a highly anticipated film.

While I'm a bit disappointed that it didn't live up to the hype, I'm also a little relieved. You've just saved me from sitting through a graphic rape scene that would probably have haunted me for weeks. I really owe you one.

Posted by: Jelinas at December 21, 2011 1:16 AM

Very nice review! I could not have hated this book more - instead of being a "can't put it down" thriller, it was a badly-written series of sensationalistic scenes meant to shock and scandalize you (apologies for all the illiteration... Unintended and regrettable). Having taken several attempts to even get into the book in the first place, I had intended to just see the movie instead. Once I did finally get to the part in the book with Lisbeth and her "guardian," I knew I would never be able to see the movie. Reading your review confirmed that for me. Thank you.

Posted by: alm at December 21, 2011 1:19 AM

Hmm. I hadn't had plans to see Fincher's version because I've already seen the Swedish films, and I think that they hold up very well on their own. I get the feeling that I wouldn't be able to say that if I hadn't seen all three within 9 weeks of each other in the theater, though. I think I'm interested now in seeing the American films now, mainly because of this review, and I'm wondering how Fincher interpreted the books. I'm guessing that he doesn't totally recreate the Swedish films.

I haven't read the books though, and from what I hear, that's probably a good thing.

Posted by: Rest In Peace at December 21, 2011 1:32 AM

Aw, fuck.

Who do I believe, you or Denby?

(And, really: Mara Rooney? You do a disservice to two great football families.)

Posted by: , at December 21, 2011 1:33 AM

Bummer.

Posted by: Addicct at December 21, 2011 1:05 AM

Not really, lots of times, if Daniel Carlson hates a movie, it's probably pretty good. He gave bad reviews to Toy Story 3 and Inglorious Basterds for Christ's sake.

Posted by: Devil Child at December 21, 2011 1:36 AM

I'd like to echo ladyvader99's question. I'm guessing from the review that you haven't. This is not meant to be a defense of the film (haven't seen it), but rather a reflection that many of the same lines could be used to describe the Swedish version. A key difference being that the with the Swedish version, they made three movies across which you got into greater depth of character. When I saw that they had only made the one movie, I was thinking it would suffer for it.

Posted by: LwoodPDowd at December 21, 2011 1:38 AM

From everything you've written, it seems like he got the book pretty perfect.
All your complaints parallel my complaints with the book.

As to Lisbeth's personality issues - the whole action/reaction thing you touched on - I believe that specific personality flaw(?) is explained in the second book. The Swedish film's director felt it important enough to include a scene from The Girl Who Played With Fire as a flashback, and changed the way the film's ultimate conflict is resolved to that end as well.

I think your issues with the rape scene, it's presence in the film, is probably due to the fact that it's not only much more visceral than 90% of the film, it's also more satisfying from a story standpoint. Instant gratification brought to a horrifying but satisfying extreme. It could actually work as a response to the revenge picture, their drawing out of the revenge to fill 2 hours, but in a director like Fincher's hands ten minutes can deliver the same gut-wrenching awfulness.

Posted by: Protoguy at December 21, 2011 1:39 AM

Great review. I'm probably still going to go, since being done finals means I want to shut my brain off until the beginning of January, but this was really well written.

I think it's spelled "Lisbeth", though.

Posted by: Tierney at December 21, 2011 1:41 AM

And a quick search reveals Dan did see the Swedish version. He reviewed it.

http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/the-girl-with-the-dragon-tattoo-review.php

Posted by: LwoodPDowd at December 21, 2011 1:43 AM

I think it's an impeccably made film that didn't need to be made in the first place. Fincher brings his own air to this adaptation and it's without a doubt more effective than its Swedish counterpart. But don't expect him to sway far from where that movie landed.

Posted by: MJ at December 21, 2011 1:51 AM

I do know for certain now though that I can't see this with my parents or daughter. Awkward.

Hmm, is awkward really spelled with two w's? Seems so weird and yet scrabbleicious.

Posted by: Protoguy at December 21, 2011 2:07 AM

Loved this review. I feel oddly satisfied that even Fincher couldn't make the "better American" version of the movie. Rooney Mara (Rooney first name i think?)also gave a really obnoxious and self-important interview about "what it took" to become Lisbeth, and after reading that article I just did not want the movie to be better than the original. Great job on the review, now I don't have to put myself through the movie to prove it wasn't.

Posted by: cnels at December 21, 2011 2:07 AM

well, the reason why they fall in love or whatever that is? because in the book the lead character fucks every woman who speaks to him literally... because he is so hot! and so of course they also "fall in love".

Posted by: Rosi at December 21, 2011 2:22 AM

I only saw the first Swedish film. I still don't care for their casting of Blomkvist and I don't like the way they handled their meeting or their relationship, such as it was. I didn't need the foreshadowy flashback either. The direction and story was pretty good otherwise.

Without knowing anything about him other than that he's vaguely tragically dead, I think the author was trying to illustrate starkly the horrors visited upon women, in the past and in the present, and the way it's interwoven through many societies. Not accepted, but still underneath everything, this reality. Larsson's book is broken into four "parts" and each has a header paragraph with statistics of such incidents

Posted by: Protoguy at December 21, 2011 2:30 AM

Ouch.. I was so looking fwd to this..

Posted by: Sarah J-Town at December 21, 2011 2:36 AM

A little spoilery

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Rosi, that's why the casting in the Swedish film bothered me. The guy they cast as Blomkvist, I'm sorry, I'm shallow - he's chubby, hairy, somewhere around 60 and has skin like Edward James Olmos. Not what anyone pictured as they were reading it, I'm sure. It was like having Paul Giamatti but without the acting. Hard to believe this guy was the lady's man as written when he looks like creepy stalker dude. Maybe I'm showing my cultural stupidity or my graduation from Media Brainwashing college and this shouldn't make a difference. Maybe European audiences don't give a damn about looks like Americans do, maybe there are no other good actors in Sweden. I confess to knowing very little about the place. The age thing is there in the books, as kind of a touchstone to show Lisbeth's growth in that she trusts this older man who essentially forced himself on her in much the same way other men have, but he treated her with respect and didn't reward her acceptance of him with betrayal as nearly every other man had.

Posted by: Protoguy at December 21, 2011 2:51 AM

I thought the film was a amazingly made, and that any flaws in the film, much like the Twilight franchise and the Dan Brown series, are inherent in the source material. All of the problems listed are problems with the first book, esp. if one reads said book as a standalone or the beginning of a planned trilogy, both of which imply a more controlled, less meandering narrative than an endless series does by its very nature. This is a series, and in series, things are metered out at a pace not befitting one film of one book. Without the sense of their being a series and that we are supposed to know these characters more than the story they're involved in, and that we aren't done meeting them--many things included fall flat.

This is the first American attempt, essentially, at making an adult version of an Harry Potter style book series in film. But we walked into Sorcerer's Stone (nee Philosopher's Stone) with the sense of entering a children's book series. Its light-heartedness excused the fact that we didn't truly get to know Harry or Voldemort, Dumbledore or Snap past mere caricatures. The reward then, of the series, wass that those characters got fleshed out over the course of many adventures. The characters are the subject of several books, only a trilogy because their author died at book 3.

I think here, Lisbeth's rape and retribution, Mikael's trials, etc. are like Harry's relationship with his stepparents. Their intent is not to serve the narrative of the individual film but that of the characters, so that we wish to see them again and learn more about them. In this, I think Lisbeth is an intriguing cipher and Mikael a loveable square, and their working relationship becomes the subject rather than who killed who. In that regard, I think this film did its job much better, with a less glacial pacing, than did the Swedish version.

Posted by: puppetDoug at December 21, 2011 4:56 AM

The 5 digit codes were Bible verses, as Mikael's daughter pointed out. First number is book, second two are chapter, and last two are verse. Just clarifying. I liked the movie but only because I loved the books. I liked the detective work because I already knew how it would pan out. I enjoyed Mara's performance because I already understood Salander's personality. However, the more I have to explain the plot and characters to my friends who haven't read the books the more I realize how hollow the film was.

Posted by: Nick at December 21, 2011 5:23 AM

Michael Nyqvist was about 48 when he starred in the Swedish version. No, he's not a specimen of Hollywood perfection but I think he's an attractive man. I've seen a lot of "popular" men in real life that weren't male model handsome that had a lot of success with women and it kind of pisses me off that Mr Nyqvist gets dismissed like this because he doesn't fit into the mold that US film makers have shoved down our throats. I don't think Daniel Craig is terribly good looking either but he's still sexy. Good looks don't necessarily equate to female attraction.

Anyway... I'll probably watch this when it hits netflix streaming. It wasn't all that long ago that I saw the Swedish version, which I liked very much. No need to dilute that pleasure with this version just yet.

Posted by: snapnhiss at December 21, 2011 5:55 AM

From everything you've written, it seems like he got the book pretty perfect.
All your complaints parallel my complaints with the book.

The Sweedish film(s) injected something - heart, spirit, soul? - into the book narratives, and there still wasn't enough injection to carry a mainstream audience. I have quite a few literate friends whom dislike or couldn't finish Larsson's books because the writing was so clinically violent without character and emotional binding.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at December 21, 2011 8:42 AM

I think this might be a film like Dune, where to understand it you probably have to read the book and see the movie, one not being better than the other, just you won't get it unless you have.

Posted by: MRod at December 21, 2011 8:50 AM

I think this might be a film like Dune, where to understand it you probably have to read the book and see the movie, one not being better than the other, just you won't get it unless you have.

That may well be a true statement, but if it's the case, then I'd say that's the mark of either a poorly made film (like Dragon Tattoo) or a book that should never have been adapted (Dune).

Regardless, this was a great review of a film I will likely never see. Call me weak-stomached, but I simply can't handle graphic rape scenes. If that means I miss out on great cinema periodically, so be it.

Posted by: Ghisent at December 21, 2011 8:54 AM

I felt with the Swedish film that everything went downhill after the revenge scene. I think it's a narrative issue that no one can work around. If you eliminate that scene, you have a dull mystery that relies on believing a woman with a photographic memory can prove odd leaps of logic because she read some books in a private library.

I don't remember being particularly turned off by the Lisbeth character in the Swedish film. Is it that Noomi Rapace and writers/director worked together to humanize the character more at the expense of bigger reveals in the sequels or that Rooney Mara and Fincher worked together to dehumnize Lisbeth for greater emotional resonance in the sequels?

Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2011 9:00 AM

I was talking with my boss about the book, he had mentioned that knowing that Steig Larsson was a journalist made sense, since it read like a journalist wrote it. I thought that was interesting. I just listened to it (Dragon Tattoo) for the second time... so the movie will make sense ... maybe.

Also, Lisbeth most likely has Aspergers, or some form of autism, it is vaguely referred to in the book. I will have to see the movie before I can tell you if they pull that one off or not. But it could explain some of the criticism...

and yes... the rape scene even in the Swedish version... not easy to watch. That will definitely make it the feel bad movie of the year.

Posted by: MRod at December 21, 2011 9:12 AM

I think here, Lisbeth's rape and retribution, Mikael's trials, etc. are like Harry's relationship with his stepparents.

If you're trying to compare Girl with the Dragon Tattoo to Harry Potter, it might help if you got the information right. Harry never had step-parents since both his parents were married to each other when they died, and yes I'm going to nitpick on this. His aunt and uncle weren't step-parents, only legal guardians.

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I've heard conflicting reviews about this film. Time also gave it a bad review, but it has 83% on RT. It has a 72 on Metacritic though. I never intended to see it but it's always interesting to track the movies that have the strongest award buzz. The only thing I've taken away from all the Dragon gossip is that David and Rooney have a weird relationship.

Posted by: Sadie at December 21, 2011 9:21 AM

I saw "Dune" when I was 9. It's not hard to follow.

Posted by: Jay at December 21, 2011 9:23 AM

I thought the film was a amazingly made, and that any flaws in the film, much like the Twilight franchise and the Dan Brown series, are inherent in the source material.

Posted by: puppetDoug at December 21, 2011 4:56 AM

You're so right. Angels and Demons would be a perfect film, if Dan Brown had never written it. And Eclipse probably would have won an Oscar (or at least been nominated) if it wasn't for the plot, dialogue, and characters.

Posted by: Greedy at December 21, 2011 9:49 AM

Not really, lots of times, if Daniel Carlson hates a movie, it's probably pretty good. He gave bad reviews to Toy Story 3 and Inglorious Basterds for Christ's sake.

Word. And I can't say this enough times: the guy liked Little Miss Sunshine. Christ, indeed...

But, seriously, I can't think of another reviewer who I disagree with more often than Dan (The Dark Knight notwithstanding). I don't know if this is a complement or a slight, but I can smell his style after two sentences.

Posted by: pissant at December 21, 2011 10:06 AM

Awesome review, describing almost exactly the type of film I wanted this to be. Can't wait for the UK release.

Posted by: zeke the pig at December 21, 2011 10:23 AM

I think that the English translators did Larsson's book a disservice by chaning the title. The original Swedish translates to Men Who Hate Women, which fits much better with what's happening in this book/movie. We don't learn much about Lisbeth in this installment because the focus is on the violence against women and the reactions various women have to it.

Having read all the books and seen the Swedish films, I still really liked this version. The ending was particularly well done. I wish Fincher had cut some of the "art for art's sake" moments, but it was suspenseful (even though I knew what was going to happen) and beautiful to look at.

Maybe it's because I already love the character of Lisbeth, but the ending of this film made my heart ache for her in a way the Swedish versions didn't. I hope Americans can embrace this film because I really want to see what Fincher does with 2 and 3.

Posted by: idgiepug at December 21, 2011 10:31 AM

There is nothing wrong with liking Little Miss Sunshine. It's cute and very well-executed. It's never going to be a mainstream comedy that appeals to everyone.

Even if you don't agree with Dan's reviews, he at least explains why he thinks the way he does. I'd rather read well-written reviews I don't agree with than shit reviews I do agree with. If every critic just writes the same thing over and over, criticism--as a field--suffers.

Posted by: Robert at December 21, 2011 10:35 AM

"Lisbeth is defiled, and she returns her pain in kind. There is no healing, no salvation, no line connecting the dots. There is only action and reaction."

Two questions. The first is one I hope you might chew on for a while: How would you expect a man to react to anal rape?

Second, you think Lisbeth's reaction isn't healing? Reading it was healing as all hell for me.

I LOVE this about Lisbeth. I devoured her character in the books because when shit is visited upon her, time after time, she always reacts as if that shit is un-fucking-acceptable. She never, ever takes any bullshit. Ever.

If more women simply returned their pain in kind (or in true Lisbeth fashion, *with interest*,) instead of internalizing that shit, we'd see a steep decline in violence against them (us).

My love for Lisbeth Salendar is like fire.

Posted by: kucheza at December 21, 2011 10:55 AM

There is nothing wrong with liking Little Miss Sunshine. It's cute and very well-executed. It's never going to be a mainstream comedy that appeals to everyone.
Even if you don't agree with Dan's reviews, he at least explains why he thinks the way he does. I'd rather read well-written reviews I don't agree with than shit reviews I do agree with. If every critic just writes the same thing over and over, criticism--as a field--suffers.

I've said as much on this website before, but I'll repeat myself and say that I found Little Miss Sunshine to be trite. For one example, I had to roll my eyes when Dano's character started shouting something along the lines of, "Who are they?! I don't want them judging Olive!". And all of them dancing to We Are Family was nauseating. Now, if we knew that the directors/writer(s)/whoever had Dano shout those lines because his character was an insufferable douche I might retract my criticism. If that isn't the case, then it is the directors/writer(s)/whoever who are the douche(s). Anyway, I enjoyed watching it, but I filed it under "amusing at the time". I hardly found it worthy of praise. Perhaps I should watch it again, though.

Fine. I appreciate his effort and I respect his opinion. I'm just so diametrically opposed to his opinion so often that I can only conclude that his perception of reality is somehow critically flawed (because I'm an egocentric asshole). I mean, I generally take a bad review from him as a sign that I should see the film, and vice versa. And I'll go out on a limb here (and I'm not being sarcastic) and say that this review reads, to me, as if he was prepared to give this a bad review before he ever saw it.

Posted by: pissant at December 21, 2011 11:21 AM

As others have said, Dan's description of the film here sounds like a pretty faithful description of the book. It is rather cold, and we never learn much about Lisbeth other than that she's a believer in "eye for an eye." The next two books in the trilogy go a long way toward humanizing her. I never expected this to be an easy movie to watch, and based on this review alone I can't say I'm discouraged from seeing it.

Posted by: Amanda6 at December 21, 2011 12:02 PM

I have no plans to see this film. Just watching the trailer and seeing how ugly they have made Rooney Mara, turns my stomach. I like Fincher but seeing this film was never on my list of movies to see. Thanks for the review.

I have seen the Swedish version, which was wonderful, and I cannot imagine a better Lisbeth than Noomi Repace. I agree with those who say the book was awful and if I had read that first I would never have even seen the Swedish version.

Posted by: mslewis at December 21, 2011 12:15 PM

I'm with Protoguy on this one. It sounds like he captured the first book of this trilogy perfectly. It took me an endless amount of time to allow myself to get "into" this book because it was all so disjointed and there was absolutely no clue as to where it was going but I felt like it paid off in the end well enough for me to recommend it (selectively) to some friends. As much as I loved the first book I don't think I can actually sit through the visual interpretations of all of that violence...motherhood has made a bit of a pussy out of me in that respect.

Posted by: JenVegas at December 21, 2011 12:58 PM

I want to thank Daniel for including the spoilers about the films more graphic scenes. It was information I needed to decide if I would see the film. When it comes to the very specific kind of violence described, I just can't watch it.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at December 21, 2011 1:04 PM

Eh, I haven't read the books. I might not bother. I might see this movie (or maybe just the Swedish versions), but I don't really wanna see a rape scene. I know it's part of the story, but ... just don't really wanna see that. Maybe I'll go out for popcorn at that part or something.

Although seeing her avenge herself after that might be worth seeing. I dunno ...

I don't really need characters in movies to sit around and talk very specifically about how they feel about everything and why they do what they do. "Woman who has been abused terribly and acts accordingly" seems pretty clear to me. It's not that hard to understand.

So ... maybe I'll go see it when it gets to the $1 theater.

Posted by: Slash at December 21, 2011 1:10 PM

At least Protoguy has the decency to give a spoiler warning. Shit, people. It's almost 2012.

I'm wavering on whether to see this. I love Fincher. But it's sounding like even he couldn't make this work.

Posted by: Dave at December 21, 2011 2:23 PM

I love you people. It's like you're relieved that Carlson didn't like it.

Also, what's with all the surprise about the ol' rape'n'revenge? You aren't honestly complaining about the graphic rape scene that appears in the book as well, are you? Or are you saying that it should have been dealt with differently? Maybe instead of an unsettling score and a visceral presentation of the horror of rape they should have made it a little more romantic... Remember that The original title of the book translated to "Men Who Hate Women." I'm not saying movies need rape. I'm just saying if a book has a graphic rape scene, don't be surprised when it shows up in the movie.

Having said all that, I think DC might have convinced me not to bother with this shit after all.

Posted by: Pfft at December 21, 2011 3:26 PM

Loved the book, and did so unexpectedly.

Posted by: samantha t at December 21, 2011 3:55 PM

i have to say Lisabeth is a pretty empty character until the second book when more of her story comes to light. she's a badass. love her

Posted by: magslivs at December 21, 2011 4:42 PM


" their efforts are ...... effortful" ??? dan can do better than that. must have been in a hurry.

i did not see swedish version but have read the book. the really
confusing element of dan's critique is his failure to offer any
substantive opinion on mara's performance. the film will rise or
fall on her interpretation of lisbeth salander and we get a cursory
comment in the final paragraph on daniel craig and " the rest of the cast " but no mention of mara. huh ???

Posted by: snake at December 21, 2011 5:30 PM

Is it possible to "spoil" a movie based on a world-famous series of books, which resulted in several Swedish movies based on the books? And then this American version based on the very same books? Really?

Isn't the story kind of spoilered already? By the millions upon millions of people who've read the books?

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Slash at December 21, 2011 5:48 PM

Mr Smith and I saw the sneak preview last night and I have to say, I really, really enjoyed all of it. I've read all the books, and liked them all, and I've seen all the Swedish movies and liked them too. This probably makes me sound easy to please, but I'm actually pretty high maintenance when it comes to books and movies. I have read a lot of Scandinavian novels and have travelled to Denmark, Sweden and Finland and I think having that experience helps put Larssen's writing style and character development into better perspective.

In Dragon Tattoo, Lisbeth is a cypher, we don't learn anything about her until the second book; she just is. I sense that originally, Larssen set out to write a mystery story about the Vanger family and Lisbeth just took on a life of her own, hence the very separate and dramatically different tones of the first novel. Masked disquietude and constrained anger are very much the drivers for all the characters in Dragon Tattoo, not just Lisbeth or Mikel. The Vanger family (literally) pale in comparison but they are no less dangerous or perverted.

All of that being said, I think Fincher did a masterful job of capturing the flatness of the Vanger family mystery while punching us in the face with the incredible awfulness of Lisbeth's existence. I though Rooney Mara was well-cast and I sense that lots of people will be put off by her character because she does such a good job of mimicking a polymath who edges toward the far side of the Autism spectrum. She's not supposed to be like-able, or beautiful, she's supposed to be weirdly fascinating.

To me, the beauty of Larssen's writing was his ability to lull a reader into submission writing about coffee and sandwiches and browsing through forty year old photographs and then turn around and slam a fat, slobbering legal advocate with a penchant for sexually abusing his charges into the mix and make both believable scenarios in the same book. Was Fincher able to do that with his film? I say yes, and I hope the next two films will be equally well done.

Posted by: Zombie Mrs Smith at December 21, 2011 6:45 PM

The appeal of the "Girl" trilogy is a curious one to me. Got thru the first book-and-a-half and found the story stultifying and unfocused narrative wise and full of hair-splitting detail about Blomkvist's magazine and so forth. The Lisbeth parts in 'Dragon Tattoo" were the most interesting, but most of the book centers on Blomkvist, who is too earnest by half, and with whom every female character wants to have sex. Author was projecting, says I. The Swedish movie was good b/c it cleaned up all the bullshit and gave us a "normal-looking" protag along w/ a very raw performance by Noomi Rapace.

Posted by: stryker1121 at December 21, 2011 7:48 PM

>>The horror of the scene, the sheer gut-churning awfulness, cannot be overstated or ignored. Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross’s thudding score builds hellishly beforehand as Lisbeth screams into her gag, trying in vain to get away. It’s the most painful thing Fincher’s ever committed to the screen.

Graphically, yeah. But good lord, nothing in cinematic history is as awful to me as the fate of the "Lust" victim in *Seven*.

Posted by: Stevil at December 21, 2011 9:19 PM

"The Swedish movie was good b/c it cleaned up all the bullshit and gave us a "normal-looking" protag along w/ a very raw performance by Noomi Rapace." Word. I'm no businessman, or marketer, and I respect American audiences, therefore I honestly have no idea why they just didn't spend the money to distribute the Oplev / Rapace original properly here. This remake is pointless.

Posted by: periscope at December 21, 2011 9:27 PM

i have to say Lisabeth is a pretty empty character until the second book when more of her story comes to light. she's a badass. love her

Posted by: magslivs at December 21, 2011 4:42 PM
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It's also worth noting that she's a TINY badass. She's described as looking pretty much like a 12-year-old, very short and skeletally slim, and flat-chested. This allows her to be underestimated (sometimes to her great advantage) by almost everyone she encounters, until they learn of the intelligence and fierce morality behind her silent facade.

I've read the trilogy and thought through the first book that she was deliberately portrayed as one of the worst protagonists ever presented as a central character, someone almost completely unlikeable (and Mikael is no picnic either). It's true that in the second and third books her motivations become much clearer, her attitude far more understandable and herself more sympathetic.

I read that Larsson had 10 novels planned out before he sat down and wrote the first one, and then dropped dead before any of the three got published. It's impossible to know but just as impossible not to wonder what he had in mind for Salander by book 10.

Posted by: , at December 22, 2011 2:12 AM

The whole book series is overrated shit, could't even watch the first swedish movie about it. Let alone all of them. And to think that Stieg Larssen was "inspired" by a gang rape he witnessed as a teenager, and did nothing to help the poor girl. So he decided to "fight" back the cruel world filled with rape and torture against women by writing a book series about RAPING, TORTURING AND SODOMICING women!! Great logic right?

Posted by: sandy at December 22, 2011 4:39 AM

Wups, "Larsson, "sodomizing (not quite sure is that the right way to spell it..)

Posted by: sandy at December 22, 2011 4:45 AM

@Sandy: He was fifteen and, given that they were violently assaulting a woman, chances are he would have been beaten to a bloody pulp. If you look at his photos he wasn't a beefy guy even as an adult.

I loved the Swedish original movie and I love DF's work so I will definitely be catching this one. Both Let The Right One In and Let Me In were great so it being a remake doesn't bother me at all.

Posted by: tallulah at December 22, 2011 7:02 AM

@Sandy - It actually does seem like sound logic to me... but I could be wrong.

I don't want to sound condescending, but many people do try to fight back against things by writing about them, especially those who don't have the strength to fight it in other ways. I don't quite get that one part of your comment is in caps. As I said, taken literally, what you wrote seems logical. Are the caps meant to imply that he is glorifying rape?

Posted by: Pfft at December 22, 2011 10:15 AM

If the movie is just like the book it'll be fucking awful since the book was fucking awful. (and the next two books are even MORE fucking awful)

Posted by: Jes at December 22, 2011 11:48 AM

@Pfft- there's no agenda behind the caps, their just caps. I just like to use the fucking caps, okay?
And to me it's still a weird way to fight back and yes you did sound condescending. But that's just my humble opinion :)

Posted by: sandy at December 22, 2011 2:19 PM

I was bothered by a recent TV segment/interview with Rooney, when I learned that she garnered a Golden Globe nomination? I read the books, then saw the original films. I was impressed with all of the casting in the movies, and felt the films stood up to the books. So why, other than the obvious fiduciary reasons, "reinvent the cinema wheel" by doing this over again? If it isn't broke... don't try fixing it.

Posted by: Al at December 22, 2011 6:12 PM

"Maybe it's because I already love the character of Lisbeth, but the ending of this film made my heart ache for her in a way the Swedish versions didn't.

I felt exactly the same. The author went to at least that much trouble to humanize her with the ending and that's the one part they left out.

Second, you think Lisbeth's reaction isn't healing? Reading it was healing as all hell for me."

"I LOVE this about Lisbeth. I devoured her character in the books because when shit is visited upon her, time after time, she always reacts as if that shit is un-fucking-acceptable. She never, ever takes any bullshit. Ever.

"If more women simply returned their pain in kind (or in true Lisbeth fashion, *with interest*,) instead of internalizing that shit, we'd see a steep decline in violence against them (us)."

To quote a great man, "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind."

"I'm with Protoguy on this one. It sounds like he captured the first book of this trilogy perfectly. It took me an endless amount of time to allow myself to get "into" this book because it was all so disjointed and there was absolutely no clue as to where it was going but I felt like it paid off in the end well enough for me to recommend it (selectively) to some friends."

I had no trouble "getting into" the book. I found it pretty engaging all the way through. It was only after I was done that I realized the story is kinda wonky and not very creative in parts and in other parts overly creative in how he resolved the clues, ie., the bible quotes thing or worse, the whole photo-detective baloney. That and part of the actual resolution of the mystery itself. The decision made by Salander and agreed to by Blomkvist (***SPOILER***) to not report any of the crimes they uncovered to "save the poor girls from further abuse the poor girls with a media frenzy", doesn't really seem to fit the overall morality tale he's telling here.

"I have no plans to see this film. Just watching the trailer and seeing how ugly they have made Rooney Mara, turns my stomach.

Though I liked Noomi in the role, I found her look rather more shock-inducing than necessary and I don't see a whole lot different with Rooney. Both their looks are very similar.

"...but most of the book centers on Blomkvist, who is too earnest by half, and with whom every female character wants to have sex. Author was projecting, says I. The Swedish movie was good b/c it cleaned up all the bullshit and gave us a "normal-looking" protag along w/ a very raw performance by Noomi Rapace."

I agree wholeheartedly with the first part of your statement, but frankly, I think they cleaned up a bit exactly because the whole "sex with every woman he meets" thing was hard for them to grasp as well.

"So he decided to "fight" back the cruel world filled with rape and torture against women by writing a book series about RAPING, TORTURING AND SODOMICING women!! Great logic right?"

You've completely missed the point.

As for my comments about the actor being unatractive - I did qualify my statements to say that perhaps Europeans are less shallow than us Americans. I didn't say women couldn't find him attractive, I said that the amount of tail he was getting without really doing ANYTHING, much less being in any way, shape or form charismatic was hard to swallow. Perhaps if he were more friendly? Polite? Good to talk to? Something! All he did was barge in on Lisbeth (very differently than in the book) and have a conversation with Vanger's cousin, and the next thing we know they're screwing. Should I have rephrased that to "Europeans have no control over their genitals" or "Europeans aren't too choosy"?

Posted by: Protoguy at December 22, 2011 7:08 PM

@sandy - "Humble" opinions usually come out with a little less malice.

Posted by: Pfft at December 23, 2011 7:43 AM

I did find it odd that this review did not mention the original at all, seeing as I was introduced to the entire series by this very site...

Bloomkvist is definitely a 'Mary-Sue' character. its not just that he gets action from every woman he meets, its that the tail he gets, so to speak, is nearly impossible... he's sleeping with the girl he fell in love with in college, she doesn't care that he sleeps around on her, her husband doesn't mind that she is sleeping with an ex-boyfriend... I'm not saying that never, ever, happens in life but that's pretty damn unlikely.

Its also not that Bloomkvist is a thinly redrawn Larsson, its that he's a thinly drawn Larsson who is much more successful and so gloriously vindicated in his beliefs. Bloomkvist doesn't actually commit libel when he levels his charges, his opponent really is a nasty criminal thug who just set him up, and who is murdered by his criminal colleagues at the end of the book, and the Vangers are almost to a man not just successful industrialists but also horrible nazis and serial killers.

Obviously some of that is necessary for the book to maintain its plot, but at some point it just seems too damn top heavy.

Posted by: Spike at December 23, 2011 7:37 PM

Spoil much?

Posted by: Protoguy at December 25, 2011 8:16 PM

I feel validated now (because it has to be about me) that I read the first book in the series while on vacation and did not feel compelled to read the others or to try and watch the original versions of the movies on Netflix even though they have been constantly streaming.

I don't understand the appeal of the book. The main character Mikael is not terribly sympathetic. The relationship between this man in his 40's and the (19-year old?) Lisbeth is a little squicky to say the least. I wasn't unhappy with the mystery itself but could have done with less of Mikael's personal life. He's quite the ladies, man you know, and the ladies just adore him. So of course he would be irresistible to poor little damaged Lisbeth and their little fling would teach her how to feel love blahdy blah blah blah. So he heals her emotionally with his dick, which is quite a talent to have and one I imagine the character feels proud to possess.

I wanted the story to be more about Lisbeth and less about him. And unless someone convinces me differently, I don't plan on reading the other books or seeing the films. I feel the same way I did when I read The DaVinci Code because everyone said it was good, and never watched the movies or read the other books.

Posted by: greer at December 26, 2011 11:55 AM

I disagree. Really enjoyed it.

Posted by: The Minn at December 26, 2011 12:36 PM

Heartless and unentertaining? Bullshit, 'The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo' is one of the best films of the year. If you have read the book then you would know that Fincher's adaptation is a damn good one. The book is bleak and intense and honestly what were you expecting? It's David Fincher, the guy who directed Zodiac, Seven, and Fight Club. He kind of has a certain style to his films.

Anyway, terrible review. Not sure why anyone should listen to this jackass.

Posted by: Reginald at December 26, 2011 12:44 PM

Having seen the original version, I basically watched the movie to look at it. And to compare the two.

Visually, it is an amazing film. Great camera work, and cinematography. The set design and lighting are wonderful.

But, damn it was boring. At least 45 minutes too long. Daniel Craig looked bored through most of it.

The difference between Mara, and Rapace have been commented on by everyone. Mara seems more like the character in the books. But Rapace is more interesting. Hard to take your eyes off her when she is on screen. Mara just sort of fades into the background much of the time.

As for the rape scene. I knew it was coming, so it wasn't quite as horrifying as it should have been. I hadn't read the book before seeing the first movie, so it came as a shock. It was truly horrific to me then, and now. The first movie seemed more realistic. Even it's horror. Fincher just made it with more style and skill.

Posted by: Sean at December 26, 2011 2:32 PM

At this juncture I would point out that nowhere in the books or the first film does Blomkvist initiate the sex between he and Lisbeth. It's her move and he's shocked by it. It actually feels kinda natural in the book, much less so in the movie - mostly because of what they changed in that scene and earlier.

I completely understand the author's intent. Blomkvist is one of the few man she's met who didn't try to force himself on her or use her for sex. He respected her privacy, despite the fact that she had invaded his privacy to the extreme. He had always maintained that he wanted to be her friend, not her lover and that went a long way to building her confidence that he was more like her employer or her previous guardian in that sense.

Still, as Greer pointed out, it's a little "squicky". I guess in the author's eyes, and by extension (if the author is successful), our eyes, it's her choice and therefore okay, despite the fact that it comes across to me as just another example of her disassociation from "normal" society as a result of her experience with men. She uses him for sex, while at the same time uses the sex as an implied "thank you" for being a human being, unlike most of the men in her life. An ironic and hypocritical thing to do, but it does feel real rather than contrived.

Posted by: Protoguy at December 26, 2011 4:43 PM

"Lisbeth is defiled, and she returns her pain in kind. There is no healing, no salvation, no line connecting the dots. There is only action and reaction."

Two questions. The first is one I hope you might chew on for a while: How would you expect a man to react to anal rape?

Second, you think Lisbeth's reaction isn't healing? Reading it was healing as all hell for me.

I LOVE this about Lisbeth. I devoured her character in the books because when shit is visited upon her, time after time, she always reacts as if that shit is un-fucking-acceptable. She never, ever takes any bullshit. Ever.

If more women simply returned their pain in kind (or in true Lisbeth fashion, *with interest*,) instead of internalizing that shit, we'd see a steep decline in violence against them (us).

My love for Lisbeth Salendar is like fire.

Posted by: kucheza at December 21, 2011 10:55 AM

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I think it is very dangerous for you to tell women that Lisbeth actions were justified, two wrongs don’t make a right. So you and some guy go on a date and he never calls you again, you run into that guy a month later and he says he wasn’t feeling it. So you decide to get medieval on the guy instead of saying to yourself, “I guess we didn’t click?” people internalize shit everyday, we all have different coping mechanisms. Sticking a steel dildo up some guy’s ass might not be the best way to work out a problem.

Posted by: Pookie at December 26, 2011 11:11 PM

I see where you're coming from Protoguy about Lisbeth initiating the sex. And btw I was wrong about her age. I think she's in her early 20's. I also did what I said I was not going to do, which is watch the Swedish version of the first film on Netflix

What? I didn't have shit to do and I'm off work this week.

You make an interesting point: She uses him for sex and she thanks him with sex. She probably does this because it is what she has been taught. Look how she was forced to deal with her social worker.

I did notice that the original movie differs from the book in not painting Blomkvist as the James Bond sex machine character the author made him out to be and that is a good thing.

Posted by: greer at December 27, 2011 10:52 AM

Disagree with the review. Thought the movie was good. I've seen the Sweedish version as well and that one was good too.

Posted by: dotsamda at December 27, 2011 11:25 AM

Just saw it last night, and while I disagree with nearly every point, I did read the book, so confusion wasn't an issue for me. I can, however, vehemently disagree with your take on Rooney Mara as Salander. The cold distance that makes her character utilitarian is also what makes her sympathetic; she plays unfeeling in a world of veiled desires and false charm that reveals the film's most pleasant seeming characters to be the most vile. As a result, she, who seems the hardest and angriest, is oddly the most innocent. When she speaks of, or enacts, violence, she is blunt, never concealing what she has done because to do so would make her as sick as the secretive villains that haunt her life. Beyond that, Mara gives a stellar, even award-worthy performance, conveying a whole range of truths with her eyes alone, revealing what I think is the opposite of your view, which is that her character is extraordinarily complex if you're paying close enough attention, which is what Fincher all but requires of you throughout. I was gripped the whole way through (other than the last ten minutes, which dragged), but never moreso than when Mara was on screen.

Posted by: ChristianH at December 27, 2011 12:36 PM

There was a lot of blurry snow, but I don't remember any amber. Maybe you were thinking of Jurassic Park?

Posted by: fracas at December 27, 2011 7:08 PM

One of the advantages of not being a "critic" is that I can allow myself to watch a movie, and let it draw me in without having to pick apart and analyze every single scene.

Honestly, I had never read the books, and the only thing I knew about the whole story is what I could glean from the trailer. I happened to really enjoy it.

I have to say that looking back on it now, the rape scene was my favorite. I absolutely cannot remember the last time (if it has ever happened) that I sat in a theater and felt really uncomfortable and awkward because of an intensely personal scene on the screen.

Posted by: Rob at December 28, 2011 1:37 AM

"I did notice that the original movie differs from the book in not painting Blomkvist as the James Bond sex machine character the author made him out to be and that is a good thing."

It is a good thing, but I can't get the image of her on top of him with his face like a decorative gourd and his gut with long, scraggly grey chest hair poking through her slender fingers.

Posted by: Protoguy at December 28, 2011 1:50 AM

If this review is anything to go by, the movie is pretty faithful to the book. I never understood why people were so crazy for Larssen--the books were disjointed, poorly conceived, and BORING. Thanks for the review, now I know there is nothing new in the film version.

Posted by: Miss Beca at December 28, 2011 9:19 AM

IT WAS JUST SO FUCKING BORING.

Posted by: (hip hop) anonymous at December 29, 2011 12:44 PM

It’s ungainly and unpleasant, often confusing and never entertaining.

Spot on, except for that last point. Carlson is my favorite reviewer on this site, because -- as someone else already pointed out -- he tells you "why" along with the "what" so there is never any confusion about how he reached his conclusions. I agree with him far more often than not, but disagreement is what makes the world (and Pajiba) go 'round.

As for TGWTDT, I thought Carlson did an excellent job of articulating the disquiet I felt with the movie. I came in cold, having never deigned to read the books or see any other versions. Rooney Mara was stellar, but it was impossible to feel anything for her character until the very last scene (which was heartrending). I wanted to like it more than I did, and that really bothered me. The ending, in particular (with its echoes of the wonderful F/X and those banking hijinks), felt sterile and more prologue to what might follow than anything else.

Posted by: overcharge at December 31, 2011 8:48 PM

Just watching the trailer and seeing how ugly they have made Rooney Mara, turns my stomach.

Ugly?? She looked fucking great.

Posted by: John G. at January 4, 2012 6:10 PM

I thought that was an absolute terrible review of the movie. Then again, I read the book, and absolutely fell in love with Lisbeth and the entire story. I've seen "Seven" and that was definitely an interesting one, but I would say that it is no better, nor worse than "Girl With the Dragon Tattoo." They are two entirely different tales, unfortunately both with not the best endings, but in this case that was Larsson's choice. The movie does make some slight deviations from the movie, but obviously nothing will ever be identical. I loved it from the beginning to the credits and am already psyched for the next one to come out as I am simultaneously reading it. I have heard that the Swedish version is better, but they also don't have to take some of the liberties that the Americans have to when making movies. I was worried when I found out that Blomkvist would be played by James Bond, as I am not a huge fan of him, but in the movie I absolutely fell in love with him. I thought he did an excellent job of making the character from the book come alive on in the movie. I got exactly what I had hoped for and then some, so I thought it was fabulous!

Posted by: Amanda at January 15, 2012 4:48 PM

I have to say that looking back on it now, the rape scene was my favorite. I absolutely cannot remember the last time (if it has ever happened) that I sat in a theater and felt really uncomfortable and awkward because of an intensely personal scene on the screen.

Even with your "explanation", the first sentence sounds so horrifically wrong on so many levels...

Posted by: Vanessa at January 16, 2012 2:54 AM