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The Devil Inside Review: Found This Footage, A**hole

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (26)



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The Devil Inside has the germ of a decent idea and three or four very, very good sequences, two of which are featured heavily in the trailers. For horror hounds, three or four great sequences is probably enough to get your ass in the seats; for everyone else, they don’t make up for the rest of a laughably acted, shoddily written exorcism film with one of the more head-scratchingly abrupt endings I’ve seen in a very long while.

The Devil Inside is a faux-documentary/found footage hybrid. It centers around Issa Rossi (Fernanda Andrade), who — along with her boyfriend — is documenting her trip to the Vatican, where she’s set to meet her mother for the first time since she was locked away in a mental institution in 1989 for murdering three clergymen with an ax. The hook here is that Issa’s mother murdered these people while they were performing an exorcism on her. The reasons why her mother was transferred to an institution in the Vatican after she was convicted aren’t entirely clear, except that the Vatican is very church-y, and in addition to being about the line between mental disease and possession, the film wants to be about the corrupt bureaucracy of the church.

Unfortunately, those under-developed themes are muddled under a heinously acted horror film. The found footage subgenre itself is obviously worn to the nubbin, but what has made it work in the past — with films like Paranormal Activity and The Blair Witch Project — is that at least the performances felt close to something approximating natural. The characters in those films may be dumb, and they may be obnoxious, but the movies didn’t feel terrifically staged. Those films were made on shoestring budges, and scripts were likely improvised along the way. The actors in The Devil Inside, on the other hand, sound like they’re reading (poorly) from a (bad) script. It’s almost impossible to invest yourself because it all feels so overwrought and manufactured.

However, The Devil Inside does get some mileage out of its exorcism scenes: They are effective, suitably chilling, and well shot and would be amazing if they were divorced from the rest of the film. Issa’s demon-possessed mother (Suzan Crowley) is creepy as all hell, and if the movie had focused more on her — rather than the daughter, boyfriend, and two Vatican priest there to perform exorcisms — it might have been a far better film.

As it is, writer/director William Brent Bell (Stay Alive) seems to be trying very hard to mine the Paranormal Activity formula, right down to the out-of-nowhere, you-mean-that’s-it? conclusion. But it’s too transparent. The performances come from bad actors pretending to be good actors pretending to be amateurs, which effectively nullifies the conceit. But as exorcism porn — assuming you fast-forward to all the good parts — there are a few great money shots to get your heart racing if you were so inclined to watch it in the middle of the night on Netflix someday.









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Comments

She Issa's a she/he? Certainly that must be what the mom refers to in the trailer when she says "this goes against god."

...like Jamie Lee Curtis, Lady Gaga, Jabba the Hutt, and snails.

Posted by: PissBoy at January 6, 2012 1:20 PM

So*

So Issa's a she/he...

Posted by: PissBoy at January 6, 2012 1:20 PM

The exorcism genre needs a priest because the power of godtopus compels me to not care.

Posted by: Dave at January 6, 2012 1:21 PM

Exorcism porn!?!? Bring your own crucifix!

Posted by: Django at January 6, 2012 1:37 PM

Did INXS get in on the soundtrack?*

*This joke brought to you by 1987.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 6, 2012 1:40 PM

There can only be one logical explanation for why this movie is tanking so bad...IT REALLY IS A DOCUMENTARY AND YOU'RE ALL A PART OF THE CATHOLIC CONSPIRACY! SOMEONE CALL TOM HANK'S HAIR!!!

Posted by: DangadaDang at January 6, 2012 1:48 PM

*HANKS'

Posted by: DangadaDang at January 6, 2012 1:49 PM

Exorcism porn is practically my favorite kind of porn. If it has at least one or two good sequences.... totally worth it.

@Mrs. Julien: Us old people will just be over here enjoying our 1987 jokes. Happy Friday!

Posted by: MM at January 6, 2012 1:56 PM

Going to see this tonight with a girl who left me for a guitar-playing, heavily tattooed county college dropout who cheated on her with 6 other girls while they were going out.

Maybe I'll get a handy!

Posted by: Parker Jammstein at January 6, 2012 2:04 PM

Yawnitty yawn. Maybe it's because I'm an atheist, but I find the subject boring and annoying to begin with. Poor writing and poor acting might actually be a plus... no, it didn't help the last eight attempts to scare me with mythology.

Posted by: Protoguy at January 6, 2012 2:14 PM

Protoguy I don't think atheism has anything to do with it. I also find this subject boring and and annoying.

I thought we'd be safe from 'horror' or 'suspense' movies of this ilk until closer to Valentine's Day.

Posted by: faintingviolet at January 6, 2012 2:28 PM

I suspect the whole "found footage" gimmick goes off the rails right around the time we're introduced to the "mental institution on the grounds of the Vatican"?

One has to wonder if Michaelangelo was commissioned to paint the inside of THAT building too.

Posted by: Bert at January 6, 2012 2:42 PM

I could tell it was horribly-acted by just the commercials. The main character has so little emotion I want to smack her.

Posted by: Snath at January 6, 2012 4:16 PM

For horror hounds, three or four great sequences is probably enough to get your ass in the seats

Not for me it's not. That's ask on IMDB when the good scenes are and rent it later territory.

Posted by: Robert at January 6, 2012 6:20 PM

Having been raised Catholic any exorcist/devil stuff never fails to scare the bejesus out of me.
And goats. They are scary too. With their hoves and creepy eyes with the weird irises. Oh yeah, and the horns.

Posted by: MRod at January 6, 2012 7:48 PM

I'm with you there MRod. That and the fact that I'm a scaredycat. Like Scooby and Shaggy levels of cowardice.

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Posted by: Hipolito M. Wiseman at January 6, 2012 10:15 PM

Following the apostles Scooby n' Shaggy will always ensure survival... Fear not Four Eyes. MRod is right. I would be the first screaming "ZOINKS!!!"

Posted by: 'urnotright at January 6, 2012 10:19 PM

Bert, if it was you know it would be damn impressive. The images might not be so great for the folks inside with the mental issues though.

As a side note can the found footage movies "based on actual events" just die already.

Posted by: clancys_daddy at January 6, 2012 10:27 PM

Well, if you're talking cats flying across darkened hallways, yeah, that can be scary. Gross glassy eyes and sliced lips, whee.
I was raised Catholic. Probably why I'm agnoatheistagon. Stuff does nothing for me. But I'm not a horror fan much either.

Posted by: Protoguy at January 7, 2012 12:17 AM

Love a good, intelligent(ly written, shot and acted) horror flick. Loved this review. And I'll pass on the film.

Posted by: cinekat at January 7, 2012 6:14 AM

Mrs. J, that was the best part of the previews, when my husband started singing what is obviously the theme song. I know there are some INXS fans in the Vatican.

Posted by: Anne At Large at January 7, 2012 10:13 AM

Was the nod to "Nubbin" (The Hitchhiker in Texas Chainsaw Massacre who is killed, and whose corpse is then carried around by Chop Top in the second movie) intentional in this article?

If so, kudos.

Posted by: Rob at January 7, 2012 12:14 PM

I was trying to convince myself that their wooden acting was an act to portray how documented people usually are in front of the camera. But honestly, there are no excuses for bad acting. None.

Posted by: duckandcover at January 7, 2012 7:31 PM

Do they give any indication where the mental hospital is at the Vatican? I am there at least twice a month with my tour groups and I never see signs for it. Must be on the left after the Raphael Rooms.

Posted by: krix at January 7, 2012 7:59 PM

So that's NOT Alison Janney?

Posted by: JKB at January 8, 2012 1:19 PM