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The Brothers Bloom / Dustin Rowles

Film Reviews | May 15, 2009 | Comments (40)


The following review was first published for the Boston Film Festival. Brothers Bloom is being released in select cities today.

Whatever magical ability Wes Anderson once had to mesh well-crafted, supremely acted films with heart-bump, pitter-patter, soul-tug whimsy may have left him in 2001, but the spirit of Anderson’s first three films has been transplanted into the talent of Rian Johnson. In tone and aesthetic, The Brothers Bloom is the spiritual successor to The Royal Tenenbaums, but it’s less wink/nudge, less precocious, less satisfied with its own sense of cleverness, and even more novelistic in its approach. It possess the same heightened sense of reality, though; the same offbeat sensibility, and the same fairy-tale quality that Tenenbaums radiated, only The Brothers Bloom is the sort of fairy tale you might hear Ricky Jay recite to distract you from a 90-minute sleight of hand trick. And it’d work, too; so engrossed would you be in the tale of The Brothers Bloom that Jay could empty your bank accounts, unload all the contents of your house, and steal your wife without your notice.

The Brothers Bloom — which opened the Boston Independent Film Festival this week — is the magnificent, melancholy, borderline-screwball love story about the lives of two con men, Bloom (Adrien Brody) and Stephen (Mark Ruffalo). As children, they were shuffled from one foster family to another (38 all told), but always quickly returned to an orphanage after they misbehaved themselves out of the one-hat towns where they were forced to interact with playground bourgeoisies. Along the way, however, they found their calling. They became confidence men. But not just any con men — their cons were elaborate, intricate, and precise. Stephen designed the cons, and they were like the work of a dead Russian novelist, with “thematic arcs and shit.”

The rub? Over the course of their lives, along with a Chinese-speaking Bang Bang (Rinko Kikuchi), Bloom becomes just another role-player in Stephen’s cons, all of which were designed, ultimately, to swindle someone out of millions and leave a big bow on the ending in the form of a love interest for Bloom. But Bloom never feels satisfied with the artificiality of it all — having never felt anything real or spontaneous, Bloom’s just another character in Stephen’s cons living a life written for him. Uncomfortable with his life as a character, Bloom intends to quit the con business, but not before Stephen lures him back in for one last scheme.

The gig? To swindle Penelope (Rachel Weisz), an eccentric millionaires, out of her millions. Penelope would seem an easy target: a lonely, epileptic photographer who “collects hobbies.” The plan? Manipulate Penelope into falling in love with Bloom, then tap into her dormant sense of adventure, and involve her in a con within the con. But the rabbit hole is too deep, and as Bloom begins, himself, to fall in love with Penelope, he can’t figure out where the con ends and real life begins; is he himself just another con within the con within the con?

The same goes doubly for the audience, who views the world through the eyes of Bloom, but Rian Johnson balances the con game and the love story almost perfectly. You’re never entirely sure who is being conned: Bloom, Penelope, or the audience, but the biting comedy, the sharp writing, and the blossoming romance is so effective that what level of con you’re in almost becomes secondary. Mark Ruffalo is charmingly slick in an uncharacteristic role in which he’s not any form of mope, which is Adrien Brody’s territory in The Brothers Bloom and he plays his part perfectly: A sad, empty man waiting for his inner puppy dog to rise to the surface and lick the world’s face. But it’s the two women in The Brother’s Bloom who steal it, own it, and sell it back to you for twice the price. Rinko Kikuchi, who barely has any lines (she doesn’t speak English) is the comedic scene stealer and explosives expert, who completely makes you forget that, at its heart, The Brothers Bloom is a story about an elaborate crime. Rachel Weisz, meanwhile, has the almost unenviable task of selling all that quirk, but she grounds it so well that it never comes off as overly clever or trying too hard. It’s as good as I’ve ever seen her.

The meticulously plotted narrative does, however, come apart ever so slightly in the end — in a movie where the cons are layered into other cons like Matryoshka dolls, the end of each con feels like a possible end to the movie. Unlike most movies that feel like they could’ve ended 17 times, Johnson could’ve picked any point in the last third of the movie as a stopping point and it would’ve felt satisfying, though none would’ve packed the emotional wallop as the final conclusion, one that feels appropriate for one of Stephen’s dead Russian novelist, or at least a crowd-pleasing version of Dostoevsky. Some may also complain that Johnson’s movie owes too much to Wes Anderson or Paul Thomas Anderson’s Magnolia, but that seems an insignificant and unfair slight, particularly when you’re borrowing elements from two of the best, and arguably making them better.

I don’t want to say more, and perhaps I’ve already said too much — anything you hear about The Brothers Bloom is one less thing you get to discover for yourself. It’s the rare film that is as smart as it is entertaining. Indeed, every second of The Brothers Bloom feels alive — it’s full of energy and verve and motherfucking oomph. It’s completely transportive.

Early in the film, Stephens says, “It seems to be that the perfect con is the one where each person involved gets just the thing they wanted.” It’s an appropriate sentiment. The Brothers Bloom never feels like a movie designed to separate you from the cost of a ticket; it feels like a piece of altruistic entertainment. And maybe that makes The Brothers Bloom the perfect con — you give up $10, and in exchange, you get two hours of sublime happiness. Everyone gets exactly what they want.

Dustin Rowles is the publisher of Pajiba. You may email him or leave a comment below


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Comments

"...ability Wes Anderson once had to mesh well-crafted, supremely acted films with heart-bump, pitter-patter, soul-tug whimsy may have left him in 2001..."

Eh, I think it's a little early to be hittin' the liquor Rowles. Life Aquatic came out in 2004 so your statement above HAS to be influenced by alcohol induced impairment.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 24, 2009 2:09 PM

I was hoping this would live up to his first movie. Now I want that third movie.

Posted by: twig at April 24, 2009 2:09 PM

*adds to list*

When's "The Soloist" review going up? Been reading good things that indicate I may not be as much a ball of weep and used Kleenex by the end as I feared.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at April 24, 2009 2:11 PM

I've been waiting for this movie since I saw Brick and I have the biggest girl crush on Rachel Weisz. I'm so glad hear that it's good.

Posted by: jM at April 24, 2009 2:28 PM

"IT TOTALLY IS!"

The more I think about it, the more I loved it.

Posted by: TK at April 24, 2009 2:30 PM

I love like, every actor in this. I'm sorry I was out of town for the BIFF this week!

Posted by: Ariel at April 24, 2009 2:31 PM

I would really like to see this. I hope it hits one of the theaters in my town. And soon.

Posted by: lizzieborden at April 24, 2009 2:43 PM

You had me at Wes Anderson/Royal Tenenbaums and Ricky Jay.

I think I saw a preview for this several months ago and it looked intriguing. I'm so happy to hear that it's good!

Posted by: tamatha at April 24, 2009 2:48 PM

I was a little worried this would be a misstep for Rinko Kikuchi, since she was the best thing about Babel. Glad it sounds good (even if I sometimes hate movies celebrating con men).

"Bang bang," though...? Is there something in the movie to soften the "me so horny" implications of that?

Posted by: Todd at April 24, 2009 2:57 PM

I am so glad Adrien Brody has another good movie to his name. He's a great actor, and I hated the idea that he was just becoming another Oscar Winner whose career completely faded after winning it.

Can't wait to see this.

Posted by: figgy at April 24, 2009 3:01 PM

I sense some con man experience in your past, Todd. Were you conned? Sell your story to Hollywood and con them.

Posted by: Snath at April 24, 2009 3:10 PM

Hell yeah!

I've waited a long, long time for this movie and review. I cannot wait to see this so that I can truly say that Mr. Rian Johnson is my favorite director.

Also, could this cast be any better?!

Posted by: io at April 24, 2009 3:48 PM

I'd pay $10 to watch Rachel Weisz read a cereal box. She's why I'll put up with watching the Mummy over and over again. But in a fantastic film? Hell, yeah.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at April 24, 2009 4:22 PM

You sold me, although the prospect of exceeding P.T. or Wes leaves me skeptical. We'll see...

Posted by: DarthCorleone at April 24, 2009 4:25 PM

Why the FUCK is there a talking ad on this page?

Posted by: jbrader at April 24, 2009 4:31 PM

Rachel Weisz is the most underrated "big" actress working today. I've been looking forward to this one for a while, glad to hear it sounds pretty damn good.

For the record, I thought The Darjeeling Limited was pretty great.

Posted by: TylerDFC at April 24, 2009 4:39 PM

Tyler - You're not alone. I also enjoyed The Darjeeling Limited.

Posted by: tamatha at April 24, 2009 4:42 PM

Thanks for the review, Dustin. I can't wait to see this film. Gotta agree with everyone on the Rachel love (and I also enjoyed The Darjeeling Limited).

Posted by: KP at April 24, 2009 8:31 PM

How is it that I never heard of this? I really want to see it after your review, Dustin.

I'm also a fan of Adrien Brody. He's the only reason I watched King Kong. I was afraid that he would never get another role as great as The Pianist, but this sounds so promising.

Posted by: stardust savant at April 24, 2009 8:34 PM

Yes! I'm so glad to hear that this is good, and coming out sometime soon. I first heard about it here, right after I saw Brick and I was so excited about it and I've wondered a couple times what happened to it. Can't wait to see it.

Posted by: Joe at April 24, 2009 10:55 PM

"Bang bang," though...? Is there something in the movie to soften the "me so horny" implications of that?

My guess would be it's the fact that she's an explosives expert.


Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at April 25, 2009 10:52 AM

Recently I found a hot club -- SeekingTall.com -- just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don't miss your lover.

Posted by: seekingtall.com at April 25, 2009 12:46 PM

Rachel Weisz is some new kind of hot which is not yet available to the public.

Posted by: Lucas at April 26, 2009 5:07 PM

Although I enjoyed Brick, and think that Johnson has a great future in filmmaking, the trailer for the Brothers Bloom reminded me too much of Godard's Band of Outsiders for me to truly look forward to it. The set up is pretty similar -- two men (in this case brothers) fooling a rich girl (Rachel Weisz looks remarkably like Anna Karina in the trailer) into helping them rob her family!? I'll go to see it, but still...

Posted by: Rachel at April 26, 2009 5:21 PM

I can't wait to see this - but I'm skipping a thorough read of your review until I do. There are certain movies I just want to see cold.

Posted by: Cindy at April 26, 2009 8:36 PM

Rachel Weisz. 'nuff said. I will see this and love it. In my dream world she will turn up in at least one of the upcoming HP films. Just because.

Posted by: general rhubarb at April 27, 2009 1:03 AM

Hey! I liked some of Wes Anderson's recent stuff (Especially Hotel Chevalier). Brick was a good movie but maybe a little too in love with itself.

I don't like Brody.

Posted by: Sara at April 27, 2009 12:28 PM

This'll piss people off.

I don't like Wes Anderson. There, I said it.

Posted by: George at May 15, 2009 12:33 PM

Ohhh we knew that, George. I already told you and Mr. Hulk that you're just simply wrong.

Course Dustin's wrong too.

Posted by: Jay at May 15, 2009 12:50 PM

Neil Rosen of NY1 disliked this movie - a lot. He gave it only one star. Since I have found that his reviews tend to have little to do with reality, I'm pretty sure that means the movie is awesome.

Posted by: Smello at May 15, 2009 12:58 PM

Yeah, but it's for if the readers don't already know it Jay.

Posted by: George at May 15, 2009 2:55 PM

Smello, I just read that review, and it's a pathetic excuse for a review. Also, he used the phrase "mess of a movie" twice, which irks me.

I saw this one with Dustin at IFFB, and I can chime in to say that yes, it was a absolutely phenomenal.

Posted by: TK at May 15, 2009 4:51 PM

Mmmmmmmm...thoughts of Adrien Brody have my lady-juices flowing. He could rise to the surface and lick my face anytime. Mommy likes!

Um also, I hated Life Aquatic. And The Royal Tenenbaums.

Please withhold your rotten tomatoes. I'm leaving. Thank you and good night.

Posted by: Lisa at May 17, 2009 12:36 AM

Lisa,
Here here!
Umm, about the movies, not Brody affecting my juices.

Posted by: Kballs at May 17, 2009 2:06 AM

"A sad, empty man waiting for his inner puppy dog to rise to the surface and lick the world’s face."

Awesome. Sentences like this are why I come to Pajiba.

Posted by: Eva at May 19, 2009 10:37 AM

I saw this per your recommendation. I also had the bonus of seeing a Rian Johnson Q&A in person afterward, which was very interesting.

The movie was pretty good, although I didn't enjoy it quite as much as you did. I agree the ending struggles a little bit. For me tonally the pathos and the humor that precedes it don't feel precisely in sync, but I respect what Johnson was going for with that ending. Making the con more about emotions than logistics was a strong and different storytelling choice.

The smooth blending of pathos and humor is what gives me pause with some of Wes' work as well, although I think that in Tenenbaums it's a perfect balance.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at May 19, 2009 2:18 PM

underwhelming. the opening ricky jay-voiced narrative was unnecessary, telling on top of showing. nothing clever about that, no matter how clever mr. jay's voice always sounds.

everything was great...except the movie. superb performances from brody, ruffalo and esp. kikuchi doing some sort of kabuki/buston keaton/Q from james bond thing). weisz was just good enough--she in no way "stole" the film as the critic quotes in its trailer suggest). it looked great--shot well, well lit, great locations. the hyper-clever dialogue pinned the needle just short of too much, which i enjoyed.

but the con wasn't half as cool as the first one cooked up by young stephen in the opening sequence. and in a con movie in this day and age, the bar is pretty high. this made the movie a failure for me. even if, as a previous commenter suggested, it was more about the emotional implications of conning than the con itself (which i admit was a compelling part of the film), that's still no excuse for a cop-out.

oh well. i did enjoy a big laugh when ruffalo says "that's my new favorite camel!" after an escaped zoo camel picks up and guzzles his discarded flask full of scotch.

Posted by: icecreammang at May 23, 2009 2:56 PM

I'm with icecreammang on this movie. It started off really good but then totally crapped out. After the second or third faux ending, I sat in my seat wondering if it would piss off the people around me too much if I yelled "Jesus, enough already" and walk out.

Posted by: The Land Snark at May 27, 2009 3:49 PM

I'm late to this game but I just saw the movie last Friday.

I liked it, a lot. I liked the opening (but I'm a sucker for inventive rhymes and there were a few) and thought the entire movie quite amusing. You're right, the women stole the show. Weisz was pitch-perfect in it, and Bang Bang was funny as hell. Probably even funnier because she didn't have lines and had to rely on expressions.

However, I would have enjoyed it more were the fucktard sitting next to me not screaming with laughter, clapping randomly, and holding his hands up in mute (for once) AH! moments. Also, he did the annoying boy thing where all space is HIS space and I almost got a cracked rib from his flailing all over the arm rest between us.

And no, this wasn't my date. Just some guy in an overcrowded theater on opening night. Asshat.

Posted by: Sharon at June 1, 2009 1:08 AM

"You're constipated...in your fucking soul."

That's what sold it for me. Best movie of the year so far.

Posted by: Chris P. at June 7, 2009 9:16 PM





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