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Only an Ignorant Fool Would Drink Bottled Water

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (67)



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I’ll concede that there was a time in my life (yesterday) when I would buy bottled water in bulk, not because I travel a lot, or because I have anything against tap water, but because I’m lazy, and pulling a bottle of water out of the fridge saves me about 20 seconds that I’d otherwise waste turning on the spigot and waiting impatiently for that goddamn water to fill my glass. And then I have to put that glass in the dishwasher, and then pull it out again after it’s clean. What a hassle!

But after watching Stephanie Soechtig and Jason Lindsey’s documentary, Tapped, which explores the bottled water industry, I’m done. Not because I’m a big environmentalist, or because I’m cost-conscious, or because I’m hugely concerned about the health and safety of bottled water, but because drinking bottled water is just dumb.

Like many of you, the idea of a documentary examining the bottled water industry sounds kind of alarmist and laughable. I mean: Damn. We’re talking about water, here. The most plentiful resource on the planet. Huge corporations put water in a bottle and sell it to the consumer at a profit. Big deal. That’s capitalism. Why should corporate America be punished or condemned because we’re lazy consumerist suckers?

But believe it or not, there is something evil and sinister about bottling water and reselling it to consumers — if it sounds too good to be true, then there’s someone in marketing or advertising behind it.

First of all, small towns are getting screwed by the bottled water industry, namely Coca-Cola, Pepsi, and Nestle. They came in years ago and convinced some two-bit backwoods government bumpkin who didn’t think much about the future to sell the water rights to a lake or a spring of a creek, effectively giving certain corporations first rights to all the water in a lake. And you know corporate America: They will drain those fuckers dry, even if it means that the citizens who use that water as their own municipal source are forced to cut back or, in the worst kind of instances, temporarily do without while Nestle guzzles its bath water. And, during droughts, like the one in Atlanta, while there are bans on watering grass, washing cars, etc., a company like Coca Cola is still slurping up 400,000 gallons of water a day from their water sources, making millions of dollars while you’re riding around in a filthy car.

Big deal, right? Those dumbasses in Maine, or Colorado, or Arkansas, or Florida, should’ve considered the fact that water would someday become a valuable, profitable resource. Like oil, only more refreshing. And no: You can’t tax the water. That’s corporate America’s water, you dill-hole. You can’t levy a tax on something that they own, even if it will help the communities from which they are draining water. You know what they say about the average American? Fuck ‘em. That’s what they say.

But get this: 40 percent of bottled water is tap water. In fact, all of the water in Dasani and Aquafina bottles is tap. Plenty of people already know this, but it’s still gotta smart a bit to know that it cost Nestle about six cents to process and bottle a gallon of water, knowing that we pay $6 for that same gallon, when we could get the same goddamn thing right out of our own kitchen sinks. Yes, we’re morons: We’re basically paying these corporations a premium to take what’s already ours, put it in a bottle, and sell it back to us. Only in America!

But consider this, and this is where Tapped is the most informative: On the whole, tap water may actually be safer than bottled water. Why? Because there’s only one person at the FDA that oversees the entire bottled water industry, and that’s only part of her job. Meanwhile, that water you’re drinking in your kitchens is tested 10-15 times a day in every city. For the most part, the bottled water industry is self-governed, and we know how well corporate self-governance works, don’t we, AIG, Enron, Morgan Stanley, etc.? What information are we given as to the safety of bottled water? Oh, there are studies proving that it’s safe. Studies commissioned by the corporations. There are also studies commissioned by the tobacco industry that say smoking cigarettes will make your erections last longer.

But is it safe? Consider not the water inside the bottles, but the actual bottles themselves: They’re made from plastic, which is made from petroleum. There’s plenty of cancer-causing agents — like Phthalates — in those bottles, and when you start talking about the gallon-sized bottles, which are made with a different kind of plastic, you start getting into not just cancer-causing agents, but birth defects, and reproductive problems in men and women. Six-eyed infants aren’t cool, people. And neither is sterility.

And finally, there are the environmental implications, if you care about that sort of thing. Did you know that only 20 percent of water bottles are recycled in the United States? The rest of those bottles wind up in a landfill where those cancer causing agents leech into the soil and kill you, or in the ocean, where the plastics end up infecting the fish, which kills them, which will kill you.

Yes, that’s right: Drinking bottled water will kill you. Somehow, everything does, of course. But you know what? I’m not going to continue to pay 200 times more for something that can kill me when I can get something out of my sink practically for free that won’t kill me nearly as quick.

So, guess what? I’m going to Wal-Mart and buying a Nalgene bottle. That’ll show those corporate America bastards.

(Seriously, though: Great, enlightening documentary. Check it out.)









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Comments

I am surprised to see people buying bottled water. Really. With all the research available at your fingertips, this seems really dumb to me.

A coworker laughed in my face about my $20 BPA-free SIGG bottle I purchased a couple of years ago. Yeah. Until I told him to add up the cost of the Aquafina bottled water he drinks ($1.50 a pop, twice a day is $21 a week). To the money wasted, add the fact that it's just tap water, the evil plastic that ends up in the landfill and the yumminess of Bisphenol A, and who looks like a jackass now? He went out and bought a SIGG the next day.

Common people! Get with it. Researching shit like this is the best use of the Google.

Posted by: Scully at August 11, 2010 11:43 AM

OMG my whole life has been a lie...

Im referring to : "Six-eyed infants aren’t cool, people."

Posted by: lol at August 11, 2010 11:45 AM

So, so, so - wait. The public sector does this better than the private sector? Alert the teabaggers immediately.

Sincerely,
A proud NYC tap water imbiber

Posted by: samantha t at August 11, 2010 11:47 AM

I'm trying to remember when it became so obligatory to have a bottle of water on hand at all times. I remember as a teenager we were forced at school to go on these cross-country runs and when we got back from the seven miles in our little Catholic school split skirts (no immodest shorts for us) we were given exactly one quarter of an orange each. And nobody ever shriveled up from a lack of hydration. Yet today I see women (mush more so than men) sitting all day at desks inhaling giant bottles of water because "they need to stay hydrated".
Did bodies change?

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 11, 2010 11:48 AM

And yet - I have a hard time even brushing my teeth with tap water; it's so vile tasting it makes me gag. And no amount of filtering does anything does anything about that.

Intellectualy, I know that bottled water shouldn't be better, but Evian tastes the way I remember tap water tasting back when I was a kid. The cheaper bottled water I use to make coffee with.

But tap water is simply no longer an option. If I have to give up Evian, it will never be for tap water (regardless of how filtered it might be), it'll be for vodka.

Posted by: greg at August 11, 2010 11:49 AM

I would drink from the tap, but our water is so full of lime it destroys filters in minutes. So, cancer-water it is! Hooray for choices!

Posted by: Anna von Beav at August 11, 2010 11:54 AM

(the lime also makes it undrinkable. And don't even ask me how many tea kettles I've gone through.)

Posted by: Anna von Beav at August 11, 2010 12:02 PM

i find it a little sad that Dustin needed a documentary to figure this out.
Lazy or not, isn't he supposed to be the smart one?

Posted by: Scott at August 11, 2010 12:03 PM

so is it just the little water bottles that are bad? because i get those big ass jugs delivered to my door. it's very sexy and (i thought) conservationist.

but perhaps i'm just another hapless asshole.

new york city has the best tasting tap water in the history of the world. that's what makes their bagels so good. or so i read on the internet, which means it must be true.

anyway, i'm going to go recycle something right now and then turn my lights off for an hour.

Posted by: stopthemadness at August 11, 2010 12:06 PM

I actually add lime to my tap water to make it palatable. I'm not a fan of the way the source water (lake) makes it taste.

Also, I went to college in Waco, TX and a friend's father, who was a water inspector back in Dallas, tested the water and told us, under no circumstances were we to drink Waco water. A word to the wise.

Posted by: gunnertec at August 11, 2010 12:09 PM

I used bottled water when I lived in Belgium. They were big 1.5 liter bottles. A bitch to carry home from the store, but the tap water in Brussels is undrinkable. Other than that and the occassional bottle of water when I am on the road and want something to drink in my car, I don't buy it.

It always depresses me to see those people in Costco with those giant boxes of dozens and dozens of small bottles of water in their carts. The tap water in Michigan is fine. We're a god damned pennisula surrounded by fresh water. (TWO, if you count the U.P.).

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at August 11, 2010 12:14 PM

Forbiddendonut I'm in Chicago (Cook County) and we have Lake Michigan water. I wouldn't swim in the lake, but after all the purification the water tastes very clean. I imagine your Michigan water is the same.

My heart is sad for all of you 'Jibans with bad tap water.

Posted by: Scully at August 11, 2010 12:19 PM

So so glad this documentary is out. I'm not a super eco-maniac but I HATE bottled water. Unless you are in the 3rd world just drink the tap water. (I'm looking at you Greg- Evian for toothbrushing? Holy crap dude!)

In DC we have super old water mains circa 1890-1920 (I know this b/c one exploded in my neighborhood in February), so everyone uses Brita water filtered pitchers to get the 'minerals' and lead out.

At work we switched to bottle-less water coolers that are hooked directly to the water line. They still filter the water but it cuts down on our carbon footprint b/c the delivery man doesn't have to drive here and we don't have to store the bottles.

Don't even get me started on fluoride and water...

Posted by: bananapanda at August 11, 2010 12:28 PM

Bodies haven't changed, but people in the weight-loss industry tell you to drink eight glasses of water a day and they also perpetuate the myth that OTHER liquids don't "count" towards those glasses. However many ounces a glass may be. Really, your body can only hold so much water, so unless you like to pee, I don't see the point (and yes, I've heard about "flushing toxins" etc.) most of the time. The only logical explanation I've ever been given for increasing my water intake was a) when I was pregnant and you have to consider that a baby needs water, too and b) using water as a distraction/substitute for mindless snacking.

I drink water when I'm thirsty. Tap water. If I'm loading up snacks and drinks for my team kids, I'll buy bottled water, but that's about it.

Posted by: Wednesday at August 11, 2010 12:31 PM

Hey Dustin, Nalgene's are made from plastic, dude. They're better, but not perfect. May I suggest a kleen kanteen? They're not heavy, but they are unlined stainless steel. That's what I use.

I started carting nalgenes (and later, kleen kanteens) around with me years ago. I drink a LOT of water, and when it becomes such a strong habit, not having water with you is problematic.

The city water where I live is alright. It's a little overly chlorinated, but it's fine so I drink it. At my house, however, I'm on a well. It's been tested and I trust it, but I filter it because the house I live in is old and there's probably lead in the pipes. It's actually really tasty water, too.

The only time I truly refuse to drink city water is when I go to Butte, MT. Nobody in their right mind would drink the city water there. Lots of people do. They are crazy!

Posted by: Jgirl at August 11, 2010 12:34 PM

I have worked as an engineer in the municipal water industry for 15+ years. I've also known that a lot of bottled water is municipal tap water for a very long time. To top it all off, I am notoriously cheap and a closet environmentalist. And yet, my husband and his family just won't give the stuff up. It frustrates the hell out me. The kids and I drink (filtered) tap water out of bottles we bought at the store. My husband buys cases and cases of bottled water every month. Sigh.

I read once a long time ago that the City of Houston was THE largest supplier of water to the water bottling industry. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Posted by: elsie at August 11, 2010 12:35 PM

Scully:

I swim in Lake Michigan (Cook County) almost every day during the summer and I've never had a water-borne disease. It's one of the cleanest water sources around. Try it. It's lovely.

Stopthemadness:

Everyone from New York will tell you that it has the best water in the world for bagels and pizza dough. Everyone in Chicago will tell you IT has the best water in the world for pizza dough and boiling hot dogs. I still think the water I grew up with in Ireland was the best. I think it's all related to what our palates became accustomed to as children and that's what we decided was the best.

I still don't know though when we all started thinking we need to drink water every day as if we're on a constant hike through Death Valley

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 11, 2010 12:36 PM

Wednesday:

Thanks. I didn't see your post before I ranted.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 11, 2010 12:38 PM

Even without the bottled water market, those corporations are still going to use those water reserves. You do know that water is the main ingredient for soda, right?

And if people don't get bottled water, they are more likely to replace it with some kind of soft drink than with tap water, which uses as much water and wastes as much plastic (or metal) as bottled water.

Posted by: ERM at August 11, 2010 12:41 PM

I'm drinking bottled water right now! Dur de dur de dur de duuuurrrrrr....

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at August 11, 2010 12:47 PM

To be honest though, I bought the water because I had people over and thought the bottled water would be easier than making people use glasses that could be easily spilled.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at August 11, 2010 12:49 PM

When I lived in the States I NEVER bought bottled water. But here in the Middle East, instead of having pipes for the water, it's brought in by a water truck every night and stored in a tank on top of the villa/apartment building. And after I first got here, there was a story in the paper about residents reporting their water tasted funny and it turned out there was a litter of dead kittens in the storage tank. So yes, I only drink bottled water now. On the bright side, it's much cheaper over here for some reason. I can get a 6 pack of 1.5L Evian for around 3 dollars.

Posted by: SLB at August 11, 2010 12:59 PM

bananapanda - No, no, no. I didn't mean to imply that I used Evian to brush my teeth with. Evian's only for drinking straight out of the bottle whne I'm thirsty. And the cheaper brands are for cooking and making coffee.

But if I have another moment when I come close to throwing up just from trying to rinse my mouth at bedtime with the tap water (that'd be Toronto tap water, by the way) I may consider getting into the habit of at least boiling it first.

Posted by: greg at August 11, 2010 1:34 PM

I live in New Jersey where the water tastes like a hockey bag smells, but in
spite of that I decided a couple of years ago that I would refuse to pay for
water and/or drink from plastic bottles.

On a different corporate/environmental note, let me tell you about one
of my work experiences:

I was nominated to be on the "Green Team" at work. I tried to get out
of it and couldn't; The knots were too tight and the more I struggled the
worse it got. To give you an idea of how things go in these meetings, let me
start by telling you that a committe member had previously complained
that they "have to recycle or their county jumps all over them".

There was a meeting recently.

1. The president of the Green Team was using a styrofoam cup.

2. Three of the 6 people present were drinking bottled water.

3. The meeting focused on how long we should stop having meetings during
year end and the proper balance of sending informational and/or
contest emails.

4. Someone suggested that we have a local car dealer park a hybrid car
in front of the building for people to look at. I suggested that maybe we
could just pull around one of the many hybrid cars that are in the parking
lot. No one got it.

5. I suggested we collect the printer cover pages to donate to a daycare or
school for the kids to use. One person shot me down because the paper was already being recycled in our onsite bins so we didn't need to worry about it. The President of the Green Team then asked if paper can be recycled once it has been written on.

Not to mention the day I heard someone say, "It's really self-centered to
think there is global warming just because it is hot in New Jersey".

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 11, 2010 1:38 PM

I find it ironic that when I read this article an ad for Hinkley Springs water cooler ran in the header and along the right margin.

Oh, interweb. You're so clever.

Posted by: madjackdeacon at August 11, 2010 1:40 PM

@greg

One of my greatest joys when I visit Toronto (from New Jersey) is running
over to the kitchen sink and filling a big glass of potable water. The water
is so hard it will peel the flesh from one's body while bathing, but I have
no objection to drinking it.

Now the water in Winnipeg? Why not just stick a straw in the shallowest
part a swamp?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 11, 2010 1:42 PM

Mrs. Julien:

Last year I attended a client meeting on corporate social responsibility. The topic over lunch was "making the day-to-day office greener". The execs all made their very worthy suggestions while sipping from the plastic bottles of water provided, then as they left the room to go back into the break-out sessions, they dumped their empty plastic bottles into the trash can.....two feet away from the plastic recycling bin provided for them.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 11, 2010 1:48 PM

I live in Arkansas and drink the tap water daily. The entire state is filled with lakes and rivers. There isn't an excuse to drink bottled water in this state. It's just stupid. I have a BPA free (that's plastic that isn't #7) plastic bottle that I drink out of. I fill up a larger bottle and tote it with me because the tap water is not exactly good at work. I'll only drink bottled if I'm somewhere without access to a faucet to fill up. Public water fountains are filthy (trust me). I've ever drink water from the fountains in Rome that have stood since ancient time. The water flows through the ancient aquaducts and it's quite tasty stuff.

I'll argue that the absolute best water I've EVER had was water straight out of the well at my mom's house. No filters, nothing. Just ice cold ground well water.

The city of Houston has the absolute WORST water I've ever tried to drink. It tastes like oil and it's slimy.

Posted by: Melody at August 11, 2010 1:48 PM

Paddydog - I laughed out loud at your orange slice story. Very, very true. I had two kids and my mother is OBSESSED with their always having a water bottle. I finally snapped and said "Mom, when did I EVER carry water around as a kid?" She actually started laughing and realized she was being ridiculous.

Posted by: samantha t at August 11, 2010 1:49 PM

Oh yes, now there's the whole refillable bottle craze/scare. "It's reusable and it's great!" "Ohhhh THAT brand'll kill you, haven't you heard???" "OH SHIT, I gotta go buy ANOTHER bottle and throw this one out!" Meanwhile, I go to the water fountain.

Yeah, I do get tired of all this water fuckery. Besides, water fountains are cold! Lugging that metal bottle around all day isn't gonna give you that refreshment! Common sense!

Posted by: Jay at August 11, 2010 1:53 PM

While I only drink tap at home and in most of the country tap IS safer than bottled that really isn't true everywhere, so it's smart to do a quick google. I was on a national theater tour at one point and the Tour Book that listed all the stops included a line that said if the tap water was good to drink or not. There were at least four that said DO NOT DRINK. Also, a friend who was an environmental lawyer told me to never, ever drink the water in Willits, CA. Apparently there was a huge suit against a corporation who was dumping waste upstream of the town's water supply. As far as I know it's still pending (though it may have been resolved).

So yeah, as with everything knowledge is power. But I'm cheap and SF water is tasty so tap it is.

Posted by: lumenatrix at August 11, 2010 2:13 PM

Well it must be nice to live in a community where the tap is drinkable. Here in select parts of Plainfield, IL we get water from the neighboring town of Romeoville. They are not connected to Lake Michigan, hence it is well water and it is terrible. I have had to replace 1 toilet, 2 faucets, and one bathtub plug due to water rot. Plus, since I live in this part of Plainfield and get this water, I get surcharged, about $30/month, on top of water usage, total bill: $68/month, and we don’t drink it or give it to our pets. Not very cheap/free.

So while I understand that bottled water is not very practical, here it is a necessity.

Posted by: richmac at August 11, 2010 2:16 PM

Well, this ignorant fool likes to take bottled water camping, rather than boiling water and waiting for it to cool, or using a water purification system that takes ages because you can only purify so much at a time. On shorter day hkes, though, I'll just bring a refillable water bottle.

Regarding hydration, it is important, especially for heart health. When you're dehydrated, blood is thick and harder to pump through your heart, making it work harder. Of course, pop (sorry, soda) and juice do have water in them. But both have sugars in them, which isn't the healthiest way to get water, and even diet pops may contain caffeine, which can act as a diuretic.

Posted by: LowSlash at August 11, 2010 2:38 PM

I don't comment a lot but I gotta call out Greg. Toronto has some of the best tap water in the world. I'm not going to claim everyone has the same taste buds and yes, different cities' water taste different (head down to Kingston...it's like sucking on a penny) but in terms of safety, there is absolutely no reason not to drink the tap water in Toronto.

The next time you shun T-dot water, keep in mind that until recently (and maybe still, I wait to be corrected) many Baltimore public buildings still had lead pipes. Lead pipes! That shit brought down Rome!

Posted by: Danielle at August 11, 2010 2:41 PM

Yeah I know that the body needs hydration, but honestly we all act as if it's leaking out of our pores by the gallon every second. There's just no need to be sipping liquids out of a big gulp cup 24 hours a day.

Samantha t:

You're so right. We've started making our children believe this stuff. They think they need sippy cups everywhere they go as if without them they will just collapse and die. And it's so unnecessary because if there's one thing I know with absolute certainty it's that if children are thirsty or hungry they will let you know in very loud nagging voices.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 11, 2010 2:49 PM

Some more love for Toronto water, been drinking it all my life and never had any issue with it, I don't even boil it.

Also, while it's true that dif city's water tastes differently and it can be an acquired taste, if you're in any place for the long haul and you know the water is safe, it pays to acquire the taste.

Posted by: Yan at August 11, 2010 3:07 PM

They tried to release Dasani in the UK, until the news got out they were just flogging us over-priced tap water and all hell broke loose.

This was followed by the news that the bromate carcinogen had been found in the product and Dasani was dead in the water (if you'll excuse the pun).

There is still an unbelievable amount of bottled spring water sold here, even though tap water has to be maintained to incredibly high standards. Who would have thought it, in a country soaked in so much rain...

Posted by: Simon at August 11, 2010 3:21 PM

so everyone uses Brita water filtered pitchers to get the 'minerals' and lead out.

Conventional carbon filters do little to nothing about mineral sources in water. They are pretty effective at some metals (copper, lead), and organic chemicals, which are serious health risks present in water.

Many people spend large sums on water softeners because "hard water is bad" (hard water contains difficult to filter minerals, such as calcium or magnesium). This amuses me, because other than having an effect on your appliances, particular hot water ones (washers) hard water is relatively harmless to people. An exception is if you have metal piping, which it can interact with erode, causing copper for instance to be in your tap water. In which case, filter for that.

Soft water on the other hand is typically produced by mixing with a salting solution and then via ion exchange binding the minerals. This results in water with much less minerals, but salt (yes, normal salt is often used, sodium chloride). Sometimes potassium chloride is also used. So you exchange water that has relatively innocuous minerals in it for water that has much more salt in it (the salt is partially filtered, but some always comes through) and a big container of highly saturated salt brine water that because of its concentration is extremely nasty for the environment.

None of this is really necessary, but it's a big industry. White buildup on your shower head? Not dangerous to you, your body is fine. Clean the shower head and move on.

-Frob

Posted by: frobme at August 11, 2010 3:22 PM

PaddyDog my aversion to swimming in Lake Michigan has more to do with the yucky, slimy underwater “monsters” than the quality of water. Yes, I revert back into a child.

Mrs. Julien my office also tried a “Going Green Initiative”; it failed miserably. As the foremost tree hugging hippy in my office I made various suggestions:
1. Stop ordering styrafoam and plastic cups (I brought in mugs and glasses).
2. Since we have recycling bins next to all of our garbage cans and it’s apparently too much work for people to throw something into a recycling bin 1 inch away from the trash, let’s remove most garbage bins. That way, people get used to throwing things in the recycle. Garbage bins are still available, there are just fewer of them.
3. Let’s turn off lights in the “common areas” when not in use (kitchen, storage, resource rooms).

Enthusiasm was great. But did any of it take? Nope. People are too lazy to change. It takes a fucking catastrophe for people to take notice. So when the water crisis hits (and it’s very likely that it will happen in our lifetime) change will be swift.

Posted by: Scully at August 11, 2010 3:26 PM

Ummm....am i the only one here wondering this....

Where exactly is the REVIEW of this movie...with exception of him telling us who's made the movie and what it's about, Dustin didn't inform us of anything but some facts about the bottled water industry. Not exactly a review...

Posted by: PissBoy at August 11, 2010 3:31 PM

hard water is relatively harmless to people.

Yeah, but it dries out one's mouth, which sort of defeats the purpose of drinking water to begin with, no? Also, my skin and hair are fairly a mess. And I'm so used to it, I can't even bathe in softened water. I break out in massive acne. Still, I cook with it, I bathe in it, I wash dishes and laundry in it, but I'm drinking bottled.

To be fair, I purchase one 20-oz. bottle every few days, which I refill from my office's bottle-less water cooler for a few days before my next purchase (and before the plastic starts to break down too much).

Posted by: Anna von Beav at August 11, 2010 3:34 PM

There are also studies commissioned by the tobacco industry that say smoking cigarettes will make your erections last longer.

Wait...is this before, after, or during?

Posted by: DeistBrawler at August 11, 2010 3:39 PM

I've been drinking tap water for the last five years. I'm healthy and have a few extra bucks in my pocket. No complaints here. If I need water on the go, I fill a stainless steel water bottle with tap water. Problem solved.

Posted by: Danielle Lilly at August 11, 2010 3:41 PM

On the topic of green initiatives -

To discourage disposable cup use, they gave out PLASTIC, NON-RECYCLABLE
CUPS to everyone.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 11, 2010 3:51 PM

Yeah, it's already been said, but:

Six-eyed infants aren’t cool, people.

According to WHOM???

I am unqualified to comment on bottled water constructively, as I am a gotdamn dirty treehuggin' hippie communist (who lives in a city with excellent tap water). Unconstructively: bottled water = bad. Story over.

Posted by: MM at August 11, 2010 3:52 PM

Weren't you paying attention, PissBoy??

The very last line, in parentheses:

"Great, enlightening documentary. Check it out."

How much more "review" do you need??

Posted by: abliac at August 11, 2010 3:58 PM

I'm with calling out Greg. I moved to Toronto 7 years ago. While the tap water isn't my favourite in the world, I certainly find it palatable and have no problems drinking it. I use a Brita because my pipes are old, but that's it.

Kitchener-Waterloo water... now that shit makes me gag.

Posted by: Pea at August 11, 2010 4:00 PM

Frob, appliance damage isn't the only harm caused by hard water. I grew up with that. I'd drink it straight out of ground. Few things taste better to me than ice cold well water on a sweltering summer day. However, have you ever tried washing clothes in hard water? I mean, that very hard water that turns everything white rust brown because of the iron? That stuff ruins everything you'll wash through it, especially if it's light colored. Your hair? Consider that ruined. Your tubs and sinks will be discolored. Having very hard water is incredibly annoying and yes, a water softener helps.

Posted by: Melody at August 11, 2010 5:00 PM

Everyone's just a frickin' expert on water all of a sudden.

Posted by: sheshakes at August 11, 2010 5:26 PM

Jennifer Aniston just made 5 million selling bottled water. It's nice to make a big paycheck out of people's stupidity.

Posted by: Stupid sells at August 11, 2010 5:56 PM

I wouldn't, but it's the easiest way to deal with water on the subway. I'm tired of buying fancy water bottles and losing them or not being able to find a water fountain or sink to fill them up. Now I buy non-fancy water bottles with water already in them and it's not a big deal if I lose them.

Posted by: Lucas at August 11, 2010 7:09 PM

When I moved in with my wife I had to lay down the law. She was buying 2 slabs (the only word that comes to mind for the way bottled water is packaged) every week of bottled water. To boot, she let it sit by the side door where the sun shines in much of the day, so it was mostly warm bottled water (plastic bottles realease more of their carcinogens when they warm). And nevermind the money. OH THE MONEY!

I bought us a water filter/pitcher and called it a day. She bitched for a while, but eventually gave in. Every now and then she'll bring it back up and ask to get some more (it really is more convenient), but I just remind her of that Texas sized trash continent floating around the Pacific, and she relents.

Posted by: superasente at August 11, 2010 7:21 PM

Perhaps a more immediate concern than simply letting everyone use their own common sense, more importantly their own choice about whether or not they drink bottled water, the use of plastic in packing this water should be outlawed, as it serves no ecological purpose other than to disintegrate into tiny, toxic pieces that poison our oceans, lakes, and may water sources in our own cities.

Beer & soda cans can be recycled. Cokes and Pepsis used to only come in glass bottles, another easily recyclable source, not to mention the sodas never tasted the same after plastic took over.

The fucking CONTAINER is the problem, not the type of water you want to drink.

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Posted by: chloe at August 11, 2010 9:06 PM

I live in Adelaide in the driest continent on earth and our water arrives through a straw stuck in the muddiest part of the nearest large river bed -- gotta wait for the rice paddies upstream to get their bit -- and our tap water is dire. So we all buy water filter jugs for the fridge and get filtered taps installed on the sink for drinking. It ain't that hard people, and as superasente notes, that plastic island in the pacific should chill us all to the bottom of our empty, shrink-wrapped souls.

Posted by: nigeltde at August 11, 2010 10:29 PM

Really! Come on I see you dumb shits all day long. You of the yellow muskrat teeth. You are the people that are just to broke to afford bottled water, or anything else for that matter, that deride that which you cannot afford. Lets be real. Tap water is tested where it is treated. Unfortunately the water must go through old piping and must enter a resident through piping. Even though it still goes through the pipes it is most likely still safe to drink but alas it tastes like shit! I a person who has the money to always drink bottled water will know the taste difference between tap and bottled. That is the main reason people drink bottled water. Tap is safe but tastes like crap. Bottled water is safer and tastes good. You make the choice

Posted by: Matt at August 12, 2010 1:30 AM

I was in Connecticut last fall when the state added water and juice bottles to its bottle bill. Now theoretically and in practice, I'm all in favor of recycling. But it turns out, Connecticut was COUNTING on millions of residents to not bother with turning in their bottles for the nickle deposit, in order to help fill the gaping hole in the state budget. This information was in roughly paragraph 42 of a 44-paragraph story in the Hartford Courant about the law taking effect.

So while I don't object to a bottle bill on environmental grounds, I DO object to being lied to when a tax increase is disguised an an environmental measure.

Also, ,daughter and I spent an hour in a self-recycling operation in a Hartford area grocery store and it was one of the most dismal experiences of my life.

And don't forget, when your state starts trying to push a bottle bill and insists the price of that six-pack will ONLY go up a nickle a bottle: SOMEbody has to pay for the counting, refunding, storage and transport of all those bottles, and I promise you it isn't going to be the manufacturer or the store. Tell me up front that my beer is going to cost another 50 cents a bottle, you lying fuckers, and MAYbe I'll forgive you. I do loves me my beer.

Posted by: , at August 12, 2010 1:46 AM

I'm a carbonation freak so I'm going to keep contributing to that plastic island until I can afford a SodaStream.

Posted by: Whitney at August 12, 2010 8:51 AM

There is a whole other factor to buying bottled water that not many think about. About 40% of the world's population lacks reliable access to safe drinking water. If we spent 1/4 of what consumers spend on bottled water, we could fix this. Also, the fuel used to transport and deliver bottled water is ridiculous.

Posted by: e-liz at August 12, 2010 10:38 AM

i think nalgene bottles have one of those harmful plastic cancer-causing agents... unless they have changed the "recipe" for them.

Posted by: liz at August 12, 2010 10:47 AM

@nigeltde, I'm with you on Adelaide water! I've only been there once, but I hated the water there-apart from when I've been in New Zealand, I've never drunk so much bottled water in my life.

I live in Melbourne which has really good water, but I hardly ever drink it. I'm addicted to soda water, and am going to buy a Sodastream sometime soon. I always recycle my bottles, but I'd prefer to be able to reuse them instead.

Posted by: Emily at August 12, 2010 7:29 PM

You must be a big moron for not knowing the effects of water fluoridation. TAP WATER IS MEANT TO MAKE YOU STUPID. Water fluoridation was first done by Nazis to make people more submissive. It was in Soviet too. GOOGLE IT, YOU UNEDUCATED F*CKS.

Posted by: MORONS! at August 12, 2010 10:47 PM

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

I DRANK TAP WATER.

Posted by: LBees at August 12, 2010 10:54 PM

Oh shit 'MORONS!' they've got to you too! Don't you know that Water-Bottling Corporations will Poison you! They START by making you Paranoid, then they turn you on to flurodisation-paranoia to DISTRACT you from THEM.

Water-Bottling Corporations make Billions Every Year. Follow the MONEY! Do some RESEARCH! Educate yourself!

It Starts with Capitalisation. Then the Poison Destroys your sense of proportion Further. SOON you will type ENTIRE SENTENCES IN CAPS.

AFTER THAT YOU WILL EMPHASISE EVERYTHING TO THE MOST EXTREME EXTENT AS YOU CAN NO LONGER CONTROL HOW INTENSE EVERY POST MAKES YOU FEEL!!!! MORONS!

Posted by: Ender at August 13, 2010 9:37 AM

MORONS! is right.

Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face. Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake! Children's ice cream!

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