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The Launching of the Star Trek Franchise

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (45)



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The Franchise Launches

In the 23 years from 1979 to 2002, the Star Trek franchise released ten films. Like clockwork, a Star Trek film hit the theaters every two and a half years or so for over a generation. The series never really hit blockbuster status, with only the fourth of the ten breaking the $100 million mark domestically. There’s the common wisdom that the even-numbered films are good and the odd-numbered films aren’t, which isn’t comforting news for JJ Abrams if he’s superstitious since the reboot is number eleven overall.


Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)

“V’Ger must evolve. Its knowledge has reached the limits of this universe and it must evolve. What it requires of its god, doctor, is the answer to its question, ‘Is there nothing more’?” — Spock

The name is incredible if only because it may be the last incidence of a film’s title ever referring to itself as a motion picture, the previous probably being during the Great Depression. An anachronistic title is not an auspicious start to a film nominally about the future, and it doesn’t get terrifically better in the watching.

Gene Roddenberry had been working for several years on a new “Star Trek” television series (Phase II) that would return most of the original characters and actors to the small screen. Episodes had been written, sets built, test footage shot. And then Star Wars arrived and invented the blockbuster science fiction film. Paramount scrapped the series virtually overnight, and the planned first episode twisted into Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

The background explains a lot of what is wrong with the film. They’ve got the core of a good idea, but a lot of nonessential elements floating around that may have added color over the span of a television season, but just distract from the main storyline in a film. It’s got that paradoxical problem of seeming to go on forever without much of anything happening. Incidents happen - the transporter turns someone inside out, a wormhole almost destroys the ship - but none of them are pertinent to the actual plot of the film. They introduce new characters - a bald and chaste nymphomaniac alien, and the dad from “Seventh Heaven” - and give them a great deal of focus instead of the well-established ensemble that anchored the original series. Most of the critical plot points hinge on these new characters, the old ones are there almost just to enable the development of Baldy and Reverend Camden.

It takes an almost interminable amount of time before the Enterprise gets to the cloud-of-death plowing towards Earth, which is the entire point of the story. And it’s particularly disappointing because the second half of the film is actually fairly decent (other than the world’s longest and most excruciatingly boring spacewalk). It raises themes of evolution and the meaning of life. Of all the films, it is closest to the original series’ vision of a philosophical science fiction short, and thus it is doubly frustrating that it fails. But it also fails by being essentially the original series episode “The Changeling” with the motivation tweaked and the ending changed.

So is it worth watching 30 years down the road? Well, the special effects hold up surprisingly well, though the costume design is the horrific epitome of seventies future chic. Seventies sci-fi was all about the jump suits. If the film was cut up a bit, down to forty minutes or so, it would make something fairly interesting to watch on YouTube. But the entire 136 minutes? Sigh. I really hate to come down too hard on a film that really does try to be something deep and philosophical, especially in light of a lot of the later Star Trek films that had such small minded vision and hardly felt like more than extended television episodes in their scope. But the flaws of the film make it difficult to recommend unless you are just watching all of them for completeness sake.

“What it needs in order to evolve is a human quality. Our capacity to leap beyond logic.” —Kirk


Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)

“Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most… human.” — Kirk

So the big budget special effects extravaganza of Star Trek: The Motion Picture isn’t exactly a stellar success, but Star Trek as a franchise still seems like it might have a few dollars left to squeeze. So what’s a studio to do? That’s right, greenlight a sequel, but cut the budget by 75 percent, take creative control away from the creator, hire a TV producer in his place, write a script in two weeks, get the host of “Fantasy Island” as the villain, retroactively give Kirk a son, and add some goddamned explosions for good measure. That should have been the end of the franchise right then and there, but somehow The Wrath of Khan managed to end up being a damn good film and launched the loose trilogy of films formed by II, III and IV.

The film begins with the introduction of Kirstie Alley (her first film appearance) commanding a simulation called the Kobayashi Maru, a test required of all command cadets, a test that cannot be won. The importance of the test is gradually revealed over the course of the film and dovetails with the plot: the contradictory need both to face death and to refuse to believe there is any such thing as a no-win situation.

Ricardo Montalban magnificently hams his way through the villain’s role, quoting Moby Dick gleefully even as he pursues his own white whale to destruction.

Despite the low budget, the special effects hold up very well to this day. The battles between the two ships have a tension to them, a gravity, enhanced by the film’s clever decision to establish that the Enterprise was on a training mission with an entire crew of half-trained cadets. They’re terrified, undisciplined, make mistakes, die by the dozens in fire and vacuum. Survival becomes dependant on the intelligence and tactics of their commanders. Strategy makes sense throughout the film, emphasizing guile and logic in the place of technobabble.

The duality of life and death runs through all elements of the film: the polar opposites of the scientists and the fleet officers, Spock dying so that everyone else may live. And running through all of it the Genesis device: creation through destruction.

Even at an almost three decade remove, this film still works, primarily because while nominally having a bunch of space battles, it gets that it isn’t actually about space battles any more than Moby Dick was about whalers.

“The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.” — Spock


Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)

“The needs of the one outweighed the needs of the many.” — Kirk

Star Trek III picks up where Star Trek II left off and establishes its own theme: sacrifice. The crew realizes that before his death Spock transferred what amounted to his soul into McCoy’s body so that it could be taken back to his home planet. With his body left behind on the Genesis planet, buried at space so to speak, it isn’t possible to lay him properly to rest. Banned from retrieving the body and McCoy quickly deteriorating into insanity with two minds inside his head, the crew decides to steal the decommissioned Enterprise.

As with Wrath of Khan’s focus on the duality of life and death, Search for Spock hammers home the nature of sacrifice. For love of their friend, the crew sacrifices their careers to see him buried properly. David sacrifices his life for Saavik and Spock. Kirk sacrifices the Enterprise to buy them all a chance at survival. Spock’s sacrifice of his life is brought full circle through the miracle of his resurrection. It is only through sacrifice that we are redeemed.

It is a dark theme to be sure, but the first half of the film in particular is lightened with gallows humor. It’s a miniature heist flick of sorts.

The main complaint is in the villains. No matter how entertaining it is to see Christopher Lloyd as a Klingon, the reality is that he and his crew exist primarily as MacGuffins. They are not particularly salient to the plot, they exist merely to generate obstacles for the protagonists to overcome. If they weren’t there, the plot would be more or less the same, but less people would die and the film would be half as long. It’s a bit frustrating since otherwise the film is well done, and especially in light of how wonderful a villain Khan made in the previous film. One cannot help but wonder how much better this film would have been had Khan also been regenerated by the Genesis device, and his fate somehow linked to that of Spock.

The final question as always: is it worth seeing? Well, Star Trek IV makes a lot less sense without having seen this middle feature of the pseudo-trilogy, so it’s got that going for it, but that’s sort of a cop out of a conclusion. It tends to get bad press because it’s odd-numbered and falls right between two of the strongest Star Trek films. Really, this is a pretty good film that for the most part ties up the story begun in Wrath of Khan, and despite its flaws is still a perfectly entertaining film that explores deeper themes.

“My God, Bones… what have I done?” — Kirk

“What you had to do. What you always do: turn death into a fighting chance to live.” —McCoy

So, we’ve got three films here, time to check the scorecard:

Star Trek I: Probably not worth seeing.
Star Trek II: Definitely worth seeing.
Star Trek III: Underappreciated but still holds up fairly well.

“I have been and always shall be your friend.” — Spock

Steven Lloyd Wilson is the last scion of Norse warriors and the forbidden elder gods. He is a hopeless romantic who can be found wandering San Diego’s strip malls and suburbs looking for his mislaid soul and waiting for the revolution to come. Burning Violin is still published weekly on Wednesdays at www.burningviolin.com, along with assorted fiction and other ramblings.









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Comments

Well done Steven. I feel more or less the same about all three. The only issue I had with III is that I just couldn't suspend belief enough to actually really get into the movie. Spock is resurected? Come on. It's a movie not a soap opera.

Posted by: admin at April 1, 2009 2:56 PM

*resurrected

Posted by: admin at April 1, 2009 2:57 PM

II is without question the best of the series, but I have always thought that III is very underrated. It has two of the most powerful moments in Trek lore in my opinion, one feeding relentlessly into the other: the death of Kirk's son and the destruction of the Enterprise.

People make fun of Shatner, and he does ham it up at times, but the man can act. The delivery of "Klingon bastards - you murdered my son" has always resonated with me.

Enterprises are a dime a dozen now (by the time they were talking about blowing up the Enterprise in First Contact, I merely shrugged - "another self-destruct?"), but that first time Kirk did it, I was floored. That shot of it decaying as it falls through the atmosphere is awesome.

As for Christopher Lloyd and his Klingons, it was tough to follow Khan, but a buddy and I have enjoyed quoting that line "Because you wish it" frequently over the years as a mocking refusal for any request.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at April 1, 2009 3:09 PM

Great analysis, although I have to disagree with the flawed "conventional wisdom" where Star Trek: TMP is somehow considered the weak link.

If anything, that first film is *the* only one true to ALL of Gene's ideals, aspirations, utopianism "Trekness," if you will. I see it in the same vein as 2001 a Space Odyssey in scope and quality.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 1, 2009 3:16 PM

marry me. Also: Khaaaaaaaaaaaaan. I love ST II. I hope you planning on going over the next 3? I always felt VI was the second best, next to Wrath of Khan, but it's been ages since I've seen it.

Posted by: s. pisaster at April 1, 2009 3:23 PM

My SO is a huge Star Trek fan, and even he has to admit that the first film is a disaster, and that when one day he makes me watch all 10 films, I'll be excused from this one and some of the last ones. I really do want to watch Wrath of Khan, and your review makes me want to see it more.

I've only ever seen the fourth one (I think this must be true for most non-ST fans) and I absolutely loved that one. So maybe one day I won't fight too hard when the SO wants me to watch them.

Posted by: Phiggy at April 1, 2009 3:28 PM

one feeding relentlessly into the other: the death of Kirk's son and the destruction of the Enterprise.

Word, DarthCorleone. My father took me to see III and when we left the theater all that we could talk about was the Enterprise blowing up. You're absolutely correct though, it has been done to death.

Posted by: admin at April 1, 2009 3:30 PM

Yeah, but it all went to hell with those damned Ewoks.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 1, 2009 3:30 PM

You quoted from "Wrath of Khan" without using "revenge is a dish best served cold"?

Isn't that against the law or something?

I set an informal rule for my quotes that I'd try not quote quotes (the "dish served cold" quote is from a couple of different novels including the Godfather, there's actually a whole etymology to it on wikipedia, the sage and eminent encyclopedia) which may get nigh impossible with Undiscovered Country's Shakespeare orgy.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 1, 2009 3:31 PM

Loved it. My master's dissertation is a Stars Trek spoof, believe it or not (yay creative writing!). I've been reading a lot of Star Trek theory lately, and you're absolutely right. The Star Trek : spacebattles :: Moby Dick : whaling sums it up quite well.

Which of course leads us to IV...

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at April 1, 2009 3:31 PM

Plus Kirstie Alley looked really hot with pointed ears and in a uniform.

Posted by: admin at April 1, 2009 3:40 PM

Excellent Review, Steven. I share the same hopes as others that you'll continue analyzing the series, because VI through First Contact were some pretty good Trekking. (Also, I happened to like Nemesis, which was basically a TNG remake of Wrath of Khan.)

Let's just put it this way: I enjoyed this so much, I'll actually READ the analysis of the odd numbered entries instead of skipping them like I would with their film counterparts. (Though, can we agree Insurrection is a piece of shit?)

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at April 1, 2009 3:41 PM

Plus Kirstie Alley looked really hot with pointed ears and in a uniform.

Posted by: admin at April 1, 2009 3:40 PM

------------------------------------------------- Ah yes, the good old days, before she ate all the food in Ceti Alpha V.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 1, 2009 3:42 PM

Yeah, but it all went to hell with those damned Ewoks.

..aaaand Tracer Bullet goes on my hitlist. How dare you profane this Trek thread with SW detritus?

I think 2, 3, & 6 were far and away the best Trek movies. You absolutely nailed the weaknesses of #1, Steven, and only when buttressed by some of Spock's backstory in the more canonical books does it actually stand up. I think now that BSG has presented a radically different viewpoint of scifi, that Gene's vision loses a lot of traction or credibility. That said, there's a kind of purity in the first 3 films for sure, and again in #6 that is sadly lacking from scifi films specifically and many films in general. I think also the chemistry of the cast was enough to overcome plot/writing/SFX shortcomings, and that's pretty special as well.

Posted by: lordhelmet at April 1, 2009 3:44 PM

Oh, and Doc Controversy? Here's Nemesis, properly summarised for you: http://www.stardestroyer.net/Nemesis/Pictorial-1.html

Posted by: lordhelmet at April 1, 2009 3:46 PM

I remember thinking ST:TMP was horrifically boring after seeing it at the time. I got to watch it again recently on cable and while I agree with your "probably not worth seeing" assessment it wasn't as bad as I remembered.

Posted by: ed newman at April 1, 2009 3:49 PM

I have to offer some disagreement here - I was thinking of writing the same thing recently.

TMP is possibly the most episodic of the movies. A major whine about the NG's Insurrection is that is felt like a TV episode set adrift after the series ended - and belying its roots, TMG is the same way. The wake of the movie and the merchandising bonanza that Star Wars pioneered underscores it further - Pocket Books re-launched what had been a dying Star Trek novel & nonfiction 'resource' genre into a monster that's producing schlock to this day. There was even a daily/Sunday comic strip! It is a shame that the network or the creative team of Star Trek couldn't or wouldn't use the movie as a kick off for the regular series on television. Paramount was thinking 4th TV network with ST as it's flagship program as early as 1978 - but the Regan recession and moneary cold feet killed what later turned into FOX's big move in the late 1980's.

You can't say much bad about Khan. Other than it showed how damn good Nick Meyer was when he wasn't constrained by the franchise lore and was allowed to take the characters where they never had been before - Meyer's later offering of the Undiscovered Country doesn't even qualify as moderately good viewed over time.

The Search For Spock on the other hand was plot-driven dog food trying to hold up these two dual losses that were naturally and appropriately the main themes of the outing. Great ideas terribly betrayed by weak writing, casting and direction.

Robin Curtis was as poor of a casting, if not worse, than Christopher Lloyd. (And I love Lloyd.) If you think she's on ludes in this one, wait for IV when she gives her impression of a whacked out Carrie Fisher. Unfortunately, the passion from Merritt Buttrick's character is gone, both in writing and in delivery - I feel sorry for him because while his character was probably doomed since introduction (there can only be One Kirk!), ending the character memorably was hampered by a poor casting partner and a franchise uninterested in making other characters shine in case it came at the cost of the main cast.

In watching the movie now and the following sequel, The Voyage Home, both directed by Nimoy, you get very good idea of what Nimoy's strengths and weaknesses are, and you can see why it becomes obvious that if the Shat is an egomaniac, Nimoy is simply the flip side of Shat's coin. Sure, IV is better, but IV was written to Nimoy's strengths, and his neglect of the serious themes in III really shortchange a cast that just previously not only held their own against The Empire Strikes Back, but beat it on the geek love meter for me.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at April 1, 2009 4:24 PM

There was no bigger Star Trek fanboy than yours truly, yet I always sort of grimaced at some of the corny, contrived elements of the series and it was the same sort of contrivances that led me to see ST:TMP as a well-intentioned failure. The "big reveal" wherein we learn that "V'ger" is the Voyager spacecraft caused no little amount of eye-rolling (even among the hardest of hardcore fans)due to it's sense of melodrama. I've seen it several times since and it's no less unwatchable now. "The Wrath of Khan" on the other hand gets better with each passing year and was the film that redeemed the franchise for many of us. I have pretty much enjoyed every film since then and really look forward to the Abrams reboot.

Posted by: Spender at April 1, 2009 4:45 PM

Just to go utterly fanboy ... there's a Star Trek novel called "Kobayashi Maru" that recounts how each of the bridge crew reacted to the test with some interesting takes on the characters. Scotty for example was originally in command school and only moved to engineering after taking the test. His approach was in using a theoretical trick of the way shields and photon torpedoes worked to destroy dozens of enemy ships before they took him down with an entire fleet. The trick was something that held up in theoretical models but not in the real world, but Scotty reasoned that the computer would model it according to theory so it worked.

That digression aside, the fanboy in me is going to be mighty irked at the missed opportunity if the Abrams film doesn't contain something to do with the Kobayashi Maru given that it supposedly takes place right as Kirk leaves the Academy.

Posted by: Steven Lloyd WilsonAuthor Profile Page at April 1, 2009 5:10 PM

I was about to say that despite still owning assorted Star Trek paraphenalia (most of it stashed away at my parents'), I was never quite so nerdy as to read the novels...but then I remembered that I actually did used to read them, I apparently just blocked the memories in my attempts to believe I'm actually cool.

Posted by: s. pisaster at April 1, 2009 5:29 PM

I still have over a hundred Star Trek novels. Three words: library. book. sale. I tore through books in high school like herpes at a nymphomaniac convention, and so I've got piles and piles of sci-fi and history books that were all a quarter each (or two bucks for a grocery bag if you picked through the leftovers the day after!). Those old Star Trek novels actually have quite a few authors who ended up in television and comics (Peter David is one who springs to mind, he's doing the writing for the comic of Gunslinger Begins at the moment).

Believe you're cool s. pisaster, that's how it works, that's why I walk through libraries like I'm a rock god.

Posted by: Steven Lloyd WilsonAuthor Profile Page at April 1, 2009 5:51 PM

Steve: .. there's a Star Trek novel called "Kobayashi Maru" that recounts how each of the bridge crew reacted to the test with some interesting takes on the characters. Scotty for example . .

It was an okay book - really, the only story in it worth reading was Scott's. The others were completely unmemorable. Ecklar (L.A. Graf) was one of the worst authors Pocket recruited in the 'second wave' post Duane & Ford. Hell, even Diane Carey's 2 "Mary Sue" books were better - I can remember them much better.

FWIW - Peter David to me is like how some view Philip Roth. I dislike most of his work, I understand some worship his novels and X-Factor, but I hate reading him.

the fanboy in me is going to be mighty irked at the missed opportunity if the Abrams film doesn't contain something to do with the Kobayashi Maru given that it supposedly takes place right as Kirk leaves the Academy.

J.J. is so gonna run past that like it was America Ferrera at her worst. I don't like it either, but that's pretty obvious given his inclinations and habits.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at April 1, 2009 6:34 PM

I own that book (and many others - thank you used book stores!) and agree Scotty's was the most interesting story. I'm not totally opposed to JJ passing up the Kobayashi Maru backstory as it was pretty decently covered in ST3 and a reboot shouldn't retread too much old ground. I'm skeptical of the quality of this odd-numbered film but will give it a try, while not comparing it to ST2 & 6 as to avoid disappointment.

Posted by: lordhelmet at April 1, 2009 6:38 PM

Nothing much better than a pissed off Ricardo Montablan. Unless of course, it's a Ricardo Montablan whispering sweet nothings about soft leather.

Posted by: notCindy at April 1, 2009 7:39 PM

I will say this, the scene in “The Wrath of Khan” where spock dies trying to save his crewmates is the only time I’ve ever cried over a movie in my entire life and I’m not ashamed to admit it. I’ve tried but I never could get into the other Star Trek spinoffs. In my opinion WoK was more about a person’s search for the meaning of their particular life than about a battle with Khan, Wok and “Once upon a time in American” and “Raging Bull” are the only movies that have ever affected me greatly. Les Miserables had the same effect on me, Geoffrey Rush’s character “Javert” was another person who was so consumed with his journey that it drove him to commit suicide. It as a very powerful scene watching him commit suicide I might add.

Posted by: Pookie at April 1, 2009 8:48 PM

Hmmm....

I only read the Star Trek I review...I'll read the others later...

I would like to point out that Star Trek I(The Original Motion Picture) has a frakkin kick ass soundtrack that any sci-fi fan should definitely own. Several of the tracks are used again in the following movies, be it in their original format, or re-versioned.
ST:TNG theme is I believe heavily based off the ST:TOMP soundtrack Main Title theme. - I just listened to them to compare.

Fantastic soundtrack!

Posted by: WhoWhatWhere at April 1, 2009 9:16 PM

You've got a sweet side, Pook.

Posted by: notCindy at April 1, 2009 9:17 PM

I too liked the soundtrack for the first movie but as a whole they were all terrible movies. Fans should demand more from this franchise, and not let it be the poormans Star Wars.

Posted by: brian at April 1, 2009 9:48 PM

But no one notices James Horner's score for Wrath of Khan?

Philistines. Each and every one of you.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at April 1, 2009 10:07 PM

Steven Lloyd Wilson>> I'm pretty sure it's confirmed that the Kobayashi Maru does appear in the new film. I'll spare you the spoilers, but the rumor is that there's a slight revisionism - or perhaps just an elaboration on the method - of Kirk's solution. We'll see if they can make that work.


Also, I gotta say that Nemesis was godawful. They should have just done a feature version of "Mirror, Mirror" with the TNG crew battling themselves. That would have been cool.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at April 1, 2009 10:09 PM

idiosynchronic>> You can't even imagine how many times I've listened to that soundtrack. Hell, I've been known to specifically score any real-life situation in which I'm pressed for time in my car to "The Genesis Countdown."

Posted by: DarthCorleone at April 1, 2009 10:10 PM

I'm pretty sure it's confirmed that the Kobayashi Maru does appear in the new film. I'll spare you the spoilers, but the rumor is that there's a slight revisionism - or perhaps just an elaboration on the method - of Kirk's solution. We'll see if they can make that work.

I was hoping for something like that ... the Kob. Maru is sort of the definitive sum up of Kirk's character, so it would make sense in the context of time travel screwing with Kirk's life that it is reflected somehow in his solution.


Also, I gotta say that Nemesis was godawful. They should have just done a feature version of "Mirror, Mirror" with the TNG crew battling themselves. That would have been cool.

In the mirror universe would Riker have no beard? That may explain a lot about the first season.

Posted by: Steven Lloyd WilsonAuthor Profile Page at April 1, 2009 10:19 PM

But the Kobayashi Maru was a character test, it showed that Kirk’s character trait was not above using any means at his disposal. Good or bad, right or wrong is insignificant. I know when I was in a relationship with a woman and her friend put that pussy in my face, that was my Kobayashi Maru, and I failed it.

Posted by: Pookie at April 1, 2009 10:22 PM

They should have just done a feature version of "Mirror, Mirror" with the TNG crew battling themselves. That would have been cool.

Never ever happen. Braga and Berman hated Diane Duane after "Where No Man Had Gone Before". And they would have butchered a 300 page book that works well by itself to compress it down to 90-100 pages of script.

But it would have been the biggest kick ass story concept that NG could have ever done. I love that book.

As for the beard, I suppose it depends if Frakes could project a blunt thuggery better in skin. :)

Posted by: idiosynchronic at April 1, 2009 10:34 PM

Very good article. Well said.

I was thinking about why they named the first one Star Trek: The Motion Picture. I wonder if there's ever actually been a good movie that ever had to label itself as a movie in its title. Nowadays, it's mostly reserved for kid's shows adapted for film (i.e. Hanna Montana: The Movie). A fun thing to do on a slow day might be to add the label to all your favorite films, to see if they add to the allure.

Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Movie
The Dark Knight: The Movie
Star Wars: The Movie
Schindler's List: The Movie
Rugrats: The Movie: The Movie
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: The Movie

etc.

Posted by: Leftylad at April 2, 2009 1:26 AM

I hadn't seen all 10 of the films, was surprised to learn somewhere I missed one. As a kid, I saw a few of the paperback books on the series, but only acquired a couple over the years. You know how it is, you never think something like that will become hard to find. Anyway, I appreciate James Horner. His compositions do not sound canned, and I've spent many hours listening to the music of the first STM. The Klingon theme tells the story without needing any visual aids, very military, and defeated in the end. I like all of James Horner's scores.

Posted by: George Weynand at April 2, 2009 6:34 AM

Uh oh...musical score discussion.

The Goldsmith theme from ST:TMP will always reign supreme, but Wrath of Khan is just an amazing soundtrack through and through. That said, while I do enjoy a good Horner score, I think that the Goldsmith entries were a little more fun. (Particularly First Contact and Nemesis.)

It'll be interesting to see how Giacchino runs with the ball for the new one. From what they posted on the film's site as background, it's already pretty promising.

Now look what you've all done. My geek is showing again.

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at April 2, 2009 8:47 AM

1. Nomad.
2. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
3. McCoy failing at the Vulcan neck pinch.

I heard Gene Roddenberry give a talk when I was in college. He was high as a kite, but he made a few good points before he started rambling. He talked about good scifi getting right into the story and not spending lots of time explaining the technology. I think that's where TMP failed. It spent too much time on the technology (just looking at the Enterprise in dock took several minutes of boredom) and not enough time doing the story. At least Khan got right into a story and stayed there.

Oh, and "The Motion Picture" only works as a suffix if the original venue was not a movie.

Example:

Leave It To Beaver: The Motion Picture in my Pants

Posted by: BWeaves at April 2, 2009 9:16 AM

I'd like to star in that movie, BWeaves.

Posted by: Pookie at April 2, 2009 9:24 AM

NICHOLAS MEYER

Give that boy some credit.

(and I do like Undiscovered Country too)

Posted by: Jay at April 2, 2009 10:53 AM

I was a TNG fan, growing up. However, Khan was most definitely the best movie, even if I was ever in search of a little person screaming about de plane."

And then there were whales.

Posted by: Captain Steve at April 2, 2009 10:55 AM

My comment, I would like to add for the record, was moderated/deleted because the author used "dieing" instead of "dying".

I'm not a fan of memory holes, regardless of pedantry...

Posted by: Recondite at April 2, 2009 3:40 PM

Recondite: I assure you that I did not delete your comment, or any others on this thread (or any other thread for that matter). I had to go looking even to find the delete function since I've never used it before (and was initially going to say that I don't even have the ability to do so, but wanted to poke around to be sure of that fact). If you don't see a comment come up after you've posted, please just post again. Sometimes things get lost in the tubes. And if I ever were to come across a post so heinous that it needed deleted before it caused the universe to collapse, I would certainly email the party in question to explain that fact.

Posted by: Steven Lloyd WilsonAuthor Profile Page at April 2, 2009 4:11 PM

What surprises me most about this reveiw is that the comment section is not entirely composed of "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!"

Posted by: YeahButNoBut at April 3, 2009 4:00 AM

Wow, this is a pretty fair assessment of the first 3 pics. I've always loathed ST:TMP. And then we got an EXTENDED edition ... "gee, maybe we can take an already way-too-long movie AND MAKE IT EVEN LONGER!" Wrath of Khan ... classic, pure and simple. Search for Spock, more intellectual, but underrated. Can't wait to seen reviews of the next batch. Oh, and whoever wrote they liked Undiscovered Country, ME TOO! Great pic from Nicholas Meyer!

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