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She's Out of My League / Steven Lloyd Wilson

Film Reviews | March 12, 2010 | Comments (30)


The sad reality is that there is actually only one romantic comedy. The couple meets, they’ve both got zany friends, they fall in love to a montage, they break up by being morons, they’re depressed to a montage, they get back together (usually with help from those zany friends). It’s really a sub-genre of documentary film making if you think about it, since it’s so true to life. Why, I’ve already had three montages just today, and my zany friends and I just couldn’t be happier, what with all the hilarity ensuing.

She’s Out of My League stars Jay Baruchel as Kirk Kettner, a dorky TSA security screener who sticks out to Alice Eve’s Molly McCall by being a really nice guy. “Really nice guy” is code for being the only person with a penis who doesn’t do something worthy of a restraining order to her on her way through security. They hit it off, Kirk can’t believe his good fortune, neither of their sets of respective (and don’t forget zany) friends understand why the hell she is lowering her pretty little size zero ass to his scrawny level. From that point, the film is firmly locked into the standard route and doesn’t deviate in the slightest.

Molly’s a party planner, because of course she is, that’s one of only three jobs that a female romantic comedy lead can hold. She was a lawyer but she quit that career in order to follow her dreams and do something she was really good at. Ok, screenwriters, let’s just clear something up for you. Being the person that your sorority sends to buy chips, vodka and red cups every Thursday isn’t the basis for a career in the real world. It just means you’re the one who has a car.

The funny thing is that the script is so incompetently written that it actually manages to acquire a entire subtext that I doubt is intentional in the least. Kirk’s family and friends are blue collar, lower middle class slobs who have no respect for education, play hockey in the basement, go swimming in tidy whiteys, plan NASCAR themed weddings and think flying to Branson is the height of chic get aways. Molly’s friends and family are highly educated snobs who speak a little bit of French, visit Europe on occasion, have condos in the city and are always impeccably dressed. The disconnect between this couple has nothing to do with their different levels of attractiveness and everything do with class, and the film is too obtuse to do anything but reinforce that that’s ok. On their first date, Kirk is mistaken repeatedly for one of the waiters. Note that Molly’s parents stick their noses up at Kirk, not until they realize that the pair are really in love, but until they are misled into thinking he’s a pilot. Kirk only manages to go be with Molly once he rejects his family entirely and of course ends up in piloting lessons, because of course he wants to be something more.

In a sense, it’s a complete inversion of the fairy tale cliche in which a handsome prince takes the modest peasant girl and shows her his wonderful castle where they then get married. The only difference here is in the genders and in the blatant way the film pisses down its leg on ordinary sorts of people, you know, the ones who don’t get to be party planners and airline pilots.

The two leads actually do fine with their roles. Baruchel is suitably dorky and nervous, but manages a genuineness especially in the sweetness of his interplay with Alice Eve. For her part, Eve avoids bobbleheaded bimbo and manages to invest the character with more emotional depth and snarkiness than the script deserves. The problem is that these characters, while decently acted, have no real substance other than their basic outlines.

All that being said, it’s difficult to be all that critical of She’s Out of My League. It accomplishes exactly what it sets out to do. It’s just color by numbers film making. It’s not a good film by even the loosest interpretation of the word “good,” but at least it isn’t offensively stupid like When in Rome.


Steven Lloyd Wilson is a hopeless romantic and the last scion of Norse warriors and the forbidden elder gods. His novel, ramblings, and assorted fictions coalesce at www.burningviolin.com. You can email him here.


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Comments

What gets me is that every commercial I've heard for this movie is claiming it's "The funniest movie since the The Hangover." There is no way in HELL that is possible.

Glad to know I was right.

Posted by: Danna at March 12, 2010 6:14 PM

go swimming in tidy whiteys

Tighty, no?

Posted by: Brenton at March 12, 2010 6:29 PM

I just want the endless publicity to stop. It's clear, by the sheer amount of ads playing nonstop for this damned movie, that it's a forgettable piece of crap. We all know that the more publicity a movie puts out, the more it will suck.They want people to flock to it without a thought, make up the cost on the first weekend and then let it fade into obscurity when everyone realizes how much it sucks.

And since the ads were relentless, and repetitive and unfunny, I have no hopes for this.

Posted by: figgy at March 12, 2010 6:30 PM

The ad campaign for this movie makes me so stabby. "When she's this hot, you only get one shot." Like every woman who is not a perfect 10 has a higher tolerance of b.s. coming from guys trying to pick them up, and only attractive women get the luxury to choose the guys they date because hey! they're attractive. And that's the only thing that matters!

Also, doesn't it seem so meta that they actually made a movie about the girl being disproportionately hot? Except that the tagline would have you believe that this is something that never happens in movies, ever. Which is not only obviously not the case, but it also acts as a pretty good counterpoint to every Apatow movie ever - about 120 solid minutes of guys getting shot after shot with girls who are out of their league...

Posted by: Amanda6 at March 12, 2010 6:36 PM

There really is only one romantic comedy:

Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back.

If that third thing doesn't happen, it's really more of a drama. I prefer movies along the following lines:

Boy meets girl.

Girl becomes zombie, eats boy's brain.

Fin.

Posted by: MM at March 12, 2010 6:54 PM

I was also confused by the "tidy whiteys"...

Does this mean there are no skid marks?

Posted by: kdm at March 12, 2010 6:56 PM

MM >> Fin indeed!

Posted by: DarthCorleone at March 12, 2010 6:58 PM

Damn. I was so sure that the girl would turn out to be this possessive, clingy freak.

Posted by: duckandcover at March 12, 2010 7:21 PM

If you're swimming in them, I would think both the tidiness and the tighty-ness would be of concern.

Posted by: JoeBlu at March 12, 2010 7:30 PM

Also, I'd like to say that they really could've gone a better direction with the concept of meeting in an airport security line: she's secretly a terrorist and this is all a novel way to penetrate (heh) airport security.

THESE PLOTS ARE FREE, PEOPLE!

Posted by: JoeBlu at March 12, 2010 7:32 PM

hahaha JoeBlue, I was thinking the exact same thing! Except in a less clever phrasing.

Posted by: dene at March 12, 2010 7:37 PM

So *THAT* skank is supposed to be out of this guy's league?


/CASTING FAIL!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 12, 2010 7:58 PM

I've always said tighty, not tidy. Is that correct? I need to know if I've been erring all these years. Somebody please pretend to be an authority and validate me.

Posted by: malechai at March 12, 2010 8:53 PM

*VALIDATED*

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 12, 2010 8:55 PM

Gee what else could Molly have been?

Lion Tamer?
Magician's assistant?
One of those people who collect golf balls at driving ranges?
Oil Rig worker?
One of those people who collect elephant poop at the circus?
Fluffer?
Foley artist?
Maid?
School Bus driver?
Defense contractor?
Sexual surrogate?
Serial killer?

Posted by: John W at March 12, 2010 9:56 PM

Maintenance engineer?

/am I the only assclown who didn't make any plans on a fucking Friday night and is now stuck at home, alone, too drunk to drive anywhere?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 12, 2010 10:27 PM

i saw it yesterday. it was free. don't judge me.

it was pretty funny. especially since it was free. but i really just wanted to point out that Alice Eve isn't a size zero. she's probably not even a size two. and that was fucking awesome.

Posted by: jvo at March 12, 2010 11:31 PM

Somehow I think the best bits were already spoiled by the trailer.

Not that there was much in this.

Posted by: Fredo at March 13, 2010 1:17 AM


I've always said tighty, not tidy. Is that correct? I need to know if I've been erring all these years. Somebody please pretend to be an authority and validate me.

It is most definitely tighty and not tidy. This makes sense because briefs are snug, and the white variety are usually depicted (in cinema) as being dirty, hence untidy.

No, I believe we just have a mondegreen (look it up!) here, and that's being polite. Judging by the people that run this place, I 'spect this boy might be from the south. Slurring tighty to tidy would make perfect sense in that scenario. Also, the general ignorance*.

* - I'm from the south.

Posted by: pissant at March 13, 2010 7:23 AM

I now really want my life to be a series of montages.

For example, right now there should be a montage of me closing Pajiba and Facebook, looking at my textbooks with an expression of grim determination and then going to TOWN on my essay. Inspirational music will play, half-way through I throw my hands in the air in a frustrated manner, but then voilà! The music soars and I get inspired. After ten seconds of close-ups of my furiously typing hands the essay is complete and I lean back in my chair with a look of relief, happiness, and just a hint of peckishness.

I wish that could happen.

Posted by: Squeeziee at March 13, 2010 7:26 AM

Speaking as someone who owns a pecker, "peckishness" doesn't get used nearly enough. Neither does my pecker, but that's another story.

Posted by: , at March 13, 2010 10:41 AM

Thanks for the validation. I can now emerge from the safety cocoon I've created (sofa, PJ's and KD out of a pot) and confidently reintegrate with society. Off to Timmie's for a Roll Up The Rim hot chocolate! Yes, I know I'm a useless cliche - but too late: YOU VALIDATED ME.

Posted by: malechai at March 13, 2010 12:38 PM

I will go see this film immediately if they add this to their movie poster as a critics blurb...

It’s not a good film by even the loosest interpretation of the word “good,” but at least it isn’t offensively stupid like When in Rome.

That is all.

Posted by: OrRoy at March 13, 2010 2:21 PM

I have a huge wang.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at March 13, 2010 4:20 PM

Just thought I would point out another user giving up on this site due to the methods of advertising used. You may need the money, but I really don't need to deal with the annoyances that you choose to try and raise it with.

Posted by: Annoyed at March 13, 2010 4:26 PM

I'm married to a TSO (that's what the screener folks are called), and he would punch his coworkers in the head for sexually harassing a passenger. What they do is comment on your looks as you approach and your looks and behavior after you're gone. Much more polite (and less likely to get fired) that way.

Do me a favor Pajibans, do NOT arrive at the airport drunk. It makes the TSOs unhappy, which means they won't feel bad for not letting you on the plane. Once on board, do as you will. I'm not shagging a flight attendant.

Posted by: Reba at March 13, 2010 10:24 PM

"Just thought I would point out another user giving up on this site due to the methods of advertising used. You may need the money, but I really don't need to deal with the annoyances that you choose to try and raise it with."

I hope you didn't hurt your precious little finger clicking the "Skip to Pajiba" button when the ad came up so you could come in and dramatically announce your departure.

Posted by: Craig at March 14, 2010 3:30 PM

I understand neither the commenters who are so distraught at the sight of an ad nor the commenters who are so snotty toward the former's frustrations.

Posted by: becks at March 14, 2010 6:30 PM

Has anyone seen Starter for 10? Is this a remake of Starter for 10? Starring the same female lead sort of, but without any of the interesting life lessons and with tinges of the original working class/upper class interplay accidentally seeping into the horribly rewritten and perverted script? Because I am seeing some similarities. Although I don't really think anyone is out of James McAvoy's league.

Posted by: sheshakes at March 15, 2010 2:05 PM

If anyone wonders:
http://2.4gifs.com/gallery/d/130870-1/Alice_Eve_jiggles.gif

Maybe not related to this movie, but it jiggles...

sl bb

Posted by: bionicbee2000 at March 17, 2010 11:04 AM





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