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Insidious Communist Propaganda

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (28)



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The Sound of Music is the third highest grossing film of all time when adjusted for inflation, behind only Star Wars and Gone With the Wind. That makes it the most successful piece of communist propaganda ever unleashed upon the western world.*

The film begins in an Austrian nunnery, a natural setting given the well-documented totalitarian sympathies of the papacy at the time. Julie Andrews plays Maria, another version of the singing nanny that she made famous the year previously with Mary Poppins, which is another lasting legacy of communist propagandists.

Of course, the singing nanny character in and of itself is essential to the film’s propagandist goals. Presented as a harmless and innocent lover of children, the character’s origin as a novice nun and position as governess serve as a perfect cover for infiltration and indoctrination of the family children. She embarks immediately upon a campaign of subverting the discipline of the children, destroying the carefully cultivated rigor instilled by their father. The resultant seduction of Captain von Trapp serves two goals: First, it deprives the enemy of an experienced U-Boat captain. Second, there is powerful symbolism to the social destruction of the wealthy von Trapp and his Baroness fiancĂ© by a penniless interloper, an exquisite example of the class warfare at the heart of the communist ideology. The film is practically a primer on the destruction of western capitalism from within.

The communist ideology rooted in the film’s celebrated music could hardly be more thinly veiled. “The hills are alive,” not with the sound of music but with hordes of revolutionary partisans and “Climb Every Mountain” further spells out the anticipated universality of the uprising. “My Favorite Things,” inventories cheerful materialistic joys, but in a minor key malevolence hinting at the nationalization of all private property in the course of the revolution. “Sixteen Going on Seventeen,” seems at face value to be about the maturation of a girl into womanhood, but is little more than a clever play on words, a symbolic suggestion that the west is on the verge of its own nineteen seventeen.

The systematic breaking down of the previous world view of the children, its replacement with revolutionary slogans and chants that they are encouraged to sing loudly and spread like a virus, and the turning of the children against their father’s discipline are conventional methods of communist indoctrination. It is thus hardly a surprise to learn that the scale defined in “Do-Re-Mi” can also be used for L’Internationale.

Having subverted the children and the formerly valiant Captain von Trapp, Maria leads them into a music festival, to publicly broadcast their ideology to as wide an audience as possible. The fascist authorities try to clamp down upon the family to stop the broiling revolution, but are foiled by the sabotage of their vehicles by a cabal of commando nuns. The tiny guns of the Nazis, combined with their utter incompetence, suggests that the paternalistic fascist state is impotent when confronted by the power of the maternalistic communist state.

At first glance, the film suggests that the von Trapps are innocent victims seeking refuge in neutral Switzerland. However, as any atlas of the period reveals, Salzburg was not situated along the Swiss border, but along the German border, meaning that the mountains into which the family hikes at the conclusion will lead them not to neutral Switzerland, but directly to the Eagle’s Nest, Hitler’s personal retreat. Far from escaping to freedom, the vicious von Trapp clan was merely turning their honed guerrilla techniques upon the loathsome right wing German state, climbing the mountains in order to begin building a revolutionary apparatus in the next nation, then the next, then the next. The film ends as if on a happy note, with the promise of revolution ringing an ominous chord in any true supporter of freedom.

Tragically, The Sound of Music was added to the Library of Congress’s National Film Registry in 2001. This is a horrific blow to the cause of western freedom, and damning evidence of the influence of communists in the very highest echelons of our library system.

*The fact that a VHS copy of The Sound of Music was the only tape in the author’s third grade class room, and thus was shown piecemeal approximately seventeen times that academic year, in no way whatsoever influenced the author’s opinion of the film. If anything, it granted ample opportunity for the careful study of this malignant tumor of cinema.

Steven Lloyd Wilson is a hopeless romantic and the last scion of Norse warriors and the forbidden elder gods. His novel, ramblings, and assorted fictions coalesce at www.burningviolin.com. You can email him here.









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Comments

Brilliant.

Posted by: admin at April 15, 2010 2:38 PM

You're silly.

This sounds like the kind of discussion I used to have with my geek friends while mildly drunk, before we learned how to talk to girls instead. Sometimes I miss those heady bachelor days.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at April 15, 2010 2:41 PM

Hilarious!
I always try to get my husband (a history buff) to watch this with me by telling him "You'll like it. It has Nazi's!"

Posted by: Lemon Poundcake at April 15, 2010 2:44 PM

Best thing to come from The Sound of Music?

The hills are aliiiive, with the sound of Griswold. This shit's been aroooound, for a really long time.

Posted by: laredo at April 15, 2010 2:44 PM

Sounds like someone's going back to their high school senior film class daaaaaays~

Posted by: duckandcover at April 15, 2010 2:45 PM

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

My community theatre group is doing this production RIGHT NOW, in which my children are appearing!! Rest assured I have forwarded this to the production team to let them know that I know JUST WHAT THEY ARE UP TO!!

Indoctrinate THIS!!

Posted by: dammitjanet at April 15, 2010 2:45 PM

I'm totally swiss on this movie...maybe I'm just naive or lack the intelligence but is Steven 100% or a certain % serious? Seriously?

Posted by: Jordan at April 15, 2010 2:51 PM

First of all, SLW, this is simply brilliant.

I have always wondered why I hate the fuck out of this fucking movie, and now I finally have an explanation.

However, you forgot to point out that Jon Voight has a small part in this movie as the oldest daughter's sweetheart, who duets with her on "Sixteen Going On Seventeen" but reappears later as a goose-stepping robotlike Nazi.

COINCIDENCE?!

Posted by: Jerce at April 15, 2010 2:57 PM

Wtf, mate.

Posted by: grace b at April 15, 2010 3:00 PM

"However, you forgot to point out that Jon Voight has a small part in this movie as the oldest daughter's sweetheart, who duets with her on "Sixteen Going On Seventeen" but reappears later as a goose-stepping robotlike Nazi."

As someone who knows this movie backwards and forwards, I can't let this stand, even if it was tongue in cheek. Jon Voight is definitely NOT in this movie--Rolfe, the aforementioned sweetheart, was played by someone named Daniel Truhitte, if imdb is to be believed.

Posted by: birdgal at April 15, 2010 3:10 PM

THANK YOU! I have hated Sound of Music for years now and everyone thinks I'm insane for hating it as much as I do.

Posted by: Melody at April 15, 2010 3:10 PM

"Tonight on Glenn Beck, shocking revelations about the insidious truth behind The Sound of Music. Writer Steven Lloyd Wilson exposes the left-wing propaganda the Obama Administration is trying to inflict on your children."

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 15, 2010 3:13 PM

My mom had 13 brothers and sisters, so this movie was sung to us sarcastically all the time (lots of family photos of us lined up by age and height.) I love how the nuns tear up the nazi's car so they can get away. Badass ladies!

The second girl from the top did a spread in Playboy in the 70's. Just in case anyone cared. Also when they oldest daughter Leisle (sp?) sings "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" and twirls around, you can see her underwear. Us 11 and 12 year olds rewound that tape a LOT.

Posted by: scorzi at April 15, 2010 3:18 PM

birdgal, I acknowledge my embarrassing mistake. I don't know where I got the idea that it was Jon Voight, but I've been convinced for years that it was.

Hell, they don't even resemble each other:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VydLmPZVejE

I will chalk it up to the fact that I haven't seen the movie in many years, on account of hating it so fucking much.

Posted by: Jerce at April 15, 2010 3:21 PM

Hee! I love love love this movie and I don't care who knows it, but oh I love this piece just as much.

Posted by: zombie figgy who died from gold lame harem pants at April 15, 2010 3:37 PM

I stage-managed a production of Sound of Music and came to hate every treacly second of the play, but this review is embarrassing and stupid if (as I assume) it's designed as satire.

Posted by: John at April 15, 2010 3:51 PM

"a cabal of commando nuns"

Please sir, where may I git me one of these?

Posted by: Janimal at April 15, 2010 4:01 PM

Steve,

You should have posted this review on May Day, Comrade. It would've been more appropriate.

Long live the Glorious Proletarian Revolution against Hollywood Musicals!

Posted by: The Wanderer at April 15, 2010 4:09 PM

Why do people like this film? Every time I hear one of those songs I want to stab sharpened lead pencils through my ear drums.

Have you ever been to Austria? Those people peddle Sound of Music tours like a pimp who owes his bookie. They cannot believe there are Americans who have no interest in SoM sights. My family may have been the first when we were there in 2001. My mom hated that movie, probably because she's a passionate and dedicated capitalist.

Posted by: abby_wan_kenobi at April 15, 2010 4:22 PM

But is there any room in your argument to factor in the foxiness of Captain von Trapp?

Posted by: kelsy at April 15, 2010 4:40 PM

THANK YOU for this review. As someone named Maria, I can't begin to tell you how much boiling angry raccoon like rage I have at this movie. "How do you solve a problem like Maria" jeered at a person in a song-songy manner by older siblings can make a person stabby after the 1st time, let alone the thousandth.

Darling, demon, lamb, whatever. The real Maria Von Trapp was a bitch like no other. Leona Helmsley (sp?) ain't got nothing on Von Trapp.

Posted by: MARIA at April 15, 2010 10:13 PM

If I had a cabal of commando nuns, I think I'd have to call them the Bad Habits.

Posted by: Joel at April 16, 2010 10:26 AM

I LOVE THE SOUND OF MUSIC. It's also my Dad's favorite movie. He was in Nazi concentration camp as a child and when he was finally released by the Russians who were invading (the Nazis ran away from the camp), he also climbed over a bunch of mountains to get to freedom. His favorite song is "Edelweiss" which I plan on playing at his funeral.

I have my parents LP of the original Broadway production from 1959, and on the cover it proudly states:

"This is brand new stereophonic recording. We guarantee it will not become obsolete in the future."

About 15 years ago, I bought a DVD of the same album. The cover is exactly the same, but the statement above is missing."

Posted by: BWeaves at April 16, 2010 10:29 AM

Joel, I want to start a band with you named the Bad Habits.

Posted by: dammitjanet at April 16, 2010 10:32 AM

Dang, BWeaves, your dad is badass!

And oh, WORD to whoever it was up there who mentioned the foxyness of the Captain. Yow.

Posted by: zombie figgy who died from gold lame harem pants at April 16, 2010 10:42 AM

I meant I bought a CD. I'm getting my old format disks mixed up.

Thanks Figgy, but Dad's actually the kindest, gentlest man you'll ever meet.

Posted by: BWeaves at April 16, 2010 12:29 PM

I hate this damn movie. However, Mary Poppins RULES and don't you forget it.

Posted by: TWoP_Fan at April 17, 2010 8:42 PM

Austrian here. Loved this. Please continue to wave the flag of Socialism boldly in the face of further films such as, say, Beauty & The Beast, Forrest Gump or Pretty Woman...

Posted by: cinekat at April 22, 2010 10:30 AM