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"It's Just a Kidney"

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (44)



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Repo Men is a gleefully violent film that is currently getting hammered by just about every movie reviewer with access to an internet connection. I fucking loved every minute of it. It’s gory, frenetic, and absolutely hilarious from start to finish.

In a mildly futuristic semi-dystopia, we’ve got bigger skyscrapers, better drugs, electric cars, and much fancier artificial organs. It’s Blade Runner-light. The organs cost as much as a house, but if you’re going to die of pancreatic cancer, a second mortgage is worth it to hang on to living. Of course if you fall behind on payments, the company can legally repossess the property that you’ve defaulted on, be it eyes, liver or heart. And by “repossess,” we do mean that they send repo men to tase you, cut you, and rip out the organ on the spot. There’s a legal requirement that the repossessor offer to call an ambulance, but it’s mostly a formality since you can’t be fitted with a replacement organ since your credit is ruined. It’s got major issues as a sustainable business plan, almost as unbelievable as giving thousands of people mortgages that no rational financial institution would believe they could pay back. But it is science fiction, so we do have to suspend some disbelief.

Jude Law and Forest Whitaker play Remy and Jake, repo men who have been friends who beat the crap out of each other since the fourth grade. Jake loves his work and Remy doesn’t mind it other than the fact that his wife finds it morally repugnant and wants him to quit. Liev Schrieber plays their boss with a fine sheen of used car salesman. As the trailer already revealed, the major plot movement comes from Remy ending up with an artificial heart, and a sudden case of conscience that leaves him unable to do his job or pay the bills for his new ticker. Get it? He has a change of heart?

The film’s humor is very dark and very situational, emerging from a gallows absurdity rather than clever retorts or witty rejoinders. At one point in the middle of a barbeque, Jake sneaks out to repo an organ. In the backseat of a cab. With a kitchen knife. While wearing his chef’s apron. Remy’s son sees and snaps pictures on his phone. In his defense, Jake holds up the bloody piece of machinery and protests “it was only a kidney!” Even more darkly: a billboard in the background advertises The Fast and the Furious X.

Whitaker and Law really bring their characters to life, inhabiting them with actual texture. Whitaker’s Jake butchers people for a living, but still has drinks with his buddies, complains about the people from whom he repossesses and is absolutely broken hearted when Remy can’t do his job anymore. He’s psycho, but he is so devastated by losing his best friend, that you just want to hug the poor guy. He even has a beautiful screed of why rules and enforcement matter, the kind of logic that has you nodding your head up until the conclusion of “and that’s why I need to tase you and cut your lungs out without anesthesia.” Both Jake and Remy are abominable human beings, but they’re evil in exactly the way that people are in the real world: banal thugs just doing their job.

The film works in the end because in addition to the humor, character and bits of old ultra-violence, it doesn’t collapse under its own weight in the last half hour. It takes its time establishing that these are not good guys at the beginning and then sticks to its guns and doesn’t let them off the hook with unearned redemption in the end.

Look, the film is definitely derivative of other better done dystopian science fiction. While it pushes some buttons about health care and home repossession that certainly resonate, the plot itself is fairly straightforward. But it’s entertaining as hell.


Steven Lloyd Wilson is a hopeless romantic and the last scion of Norse warriors and the forbidden elder gods. His novel, ramblings, and assorted fictions coalesce at www.burningviolin.com. You can email him here.









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Comments

Are this and Repo: The Genetic Opera both drawing their settings from some grandfather source I'm unfamilar with?

Posted by: trippdup at March 19, 2010 9:49 PM

The last three minutes are what truly sold it to me. They could have copped out so easily, but they resisted and made it a much better movie.

Posted by: Adam C at March 19, 2010 9:51 PM

Fuck'em All. I'm sooo looking forward to seeing this. Thanks for the BS free review.

Posted by: bob at March 19, 2010 9:59 PM

I'm glad this was good. I also noticed the Repo: The Genetic Opera similarity, but it was more in the sense of, "that Repo flick had some cool ideas; it's too bad they camped it up and made it all lame or whatever. I wish someone would make a more serious version."

And lo!

Posted by: kyle at March 19, 2010 9:59 PM

Bless your heart, SLW, for giving us the skinny, and your honest opinion. All those other reviewers must be taking the easy way out by saying, "Cut someone's lungs out without anaesthesia? Preposterous! This movie cannot stand!" Seriously, folks. Get a grip.

I'm still kind of on the fence about seeing it though. I do love me some gallows humor, so that might push it over the edge.

Posted by: MM at March 19, 2010 10:01 PM

One of the myriad jobs I had after college was playing the middle man for regional repo men and the national banks that held the loans. They are their own breed, and yes, most of them are probably sociopaths of some degree. I quit when I managed to talk a driver into picking up a debtor's car at his dead brother's funeral.

Kinda figured that if there's anything to karma, I'd be fucked, and should find new work.

I will see this. Mostly sober.

Posted by: Roaddog at March 19, 2010 10:09 PM

Seeing this for my b-day tomorrow. After your review...I'm happy this is the film I chose.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at March 19, 2010 11:16 PM

Sounds like the perfect kind of screwed up I'm after.

I gotta see this now.

Posted by: Fredo at March 19, 2010 11:32 PM

"'Ello, can we 'ave your liver, then?"

This movie's been done.

Posted by: The Wanderer at March 20, 2010 12:04 AM

We got to see a sneak-peek of this on Tuesday night, and enjoyed the Hell out of it. It's gross and silly and improbable, but who says that's a bad thing?

Posted by: Jami at March 20, 2010 12:08 AM

Didn't the boys over at Monty Python already cover this subject- and probably much better in the "Meaning of Life"?

And while it was about signing an organ donation card- only to find out that it meant that one could harvest the organ from you -at any time they needed them... the actual act of organ repo sounds about the same. At least in the case of the Pythons, they ended it at three and half minutes as they knew the lifespan of a joke before beating it to death.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aclS1pGHp8o

Posted by: bleujayone at March 20, 2010 12:12 AM

Happy birthday, DeistBrawler!! :)

Posted by: Jelinas at March 20, 2010 12:28 AM

DeistBrawler, do you need a stripper to pop out of a cake? I'll shave my chest and everything for ya' babe.

It'll be (what's the word)...it'll be fierce!

Posted by: superasente at March 20, 2010 12:35 AM

Skinny Puppy did it.

Posted by: Kat at March 20, 2010 1:09 AM

"Didn't the boys over at Monty Python already cover this subject- and probably much better in the "Meaning of Life"?"


Yup and Repo Men acknowledges it in one great scene...

Posted by: Adam C at March 20, 2010 2:09 AM

Best line(s), by far:

*After female lead lists all the fake organs she has*

Chick: "Ask me what brand my lips are."

Jude: "Who made your lips?"

Chick "No one, they're all me"

*Kissykisskiss*

THAT is the very definition of campy gold.

Posted by: the_wakeful at March 20, 2010 3:02 AM

Are this and Repo: The Genetic Opera both drawing their settings from some grandfather source I'm unfamilar with?

Yes. The 1984 cult classic Repo Man staring Emilio Estevez and Harry Dean Stanton.

Posted by: EricD at March 20, 2010 4:32 AM

Roaddog, I feel your pain. I, too, played the middle man, only my company was nationwide.

Yeah, we did some pretty shitty things. But, in the end, we justified it by telling ourselves that the debtors were at fault for trying to hide their property and we were only playing the game that they had called.

So, in the long run, see you in hell over that part of my life.

Posted by: UncleJR at March 20, 2010 7:54 AM

This sounds great...when it hits one of my cable channels.

Hey, this really doesn't sound any dumber than "Crank", and I loved BOTH of those movies.

BTW, Happy Birthday from yer boy in Clarkston, Deistbrawler!

-GL

Posted by: Green Lantern at March 20, 2010 8:14 AM

DeistBrawler, I shall send you a MUCH better birthday gift than Green Lantern! I shall send you A $25 GIFT CERTIFICATE TO APPLEBEES! Muahahahahaha!

*disintegrates to the anti-matter dimension*
*while giving the finger*

Posted by: Sinestro at March 20, 2010 9:31 AM

About the similarities between this and the Genetic Opera:
Repo, the Genetic Opera is based off of a 10-minute stage opera called The Necromerchant's Debt- originally written by the creator of Repo, the Genetic Opera. The granddaddy source is from the same people as the Genetic Opera.

This movie is likely based off of the Necromerchant's Debt as well, just using a different approach.

Posted by: Shaun at March 20, 2010 9:59 AM

FUCK YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY. I'LL RIP YOUR LIPS OFF AND MAKE YOU KISS YOUR OWN ASS. BLAAAARG

/vomits blood

Posted by: Red Lantern Guy Gardener at March 20, 2010 10:02 AM

Oh, c'mon guys...

Posted by: Blue Lantern Saint Walker at March 20, 2010 10:51 AM

Our local movie review guy gave it a ZERO out of four stars.
But he sucks at his job and has horrible taste in film.

Posted by: grendel at March 20, 2010 12:08 PM

I'm glad someone is giving this movie a not-suck; the trailer looked fairly fun, and it's fairly obvious this movie isn't pretending to be award-winning cinema.

Also, it's a tad bit unfair to compare anything to Python, when they were at their best, their delivery and acting was so spot-on people with lesser intellects cannot grasp it. Just watch Cleese in the "Stoning" clip from Life of Brian. He's beyond perfect.

Posted by: D-Day at March 20, 2010 1:47 PM

I'm having a hard time understanding lately why studios think it's okay to name their films something so similar to something that already came out. Like what was the deal with getting Nine, 9, and District 9 within a 14 month period? (Not that District 9 doesn't beat the pants off the other two, but whatever.) And then there is Avatar: The Last Airbender basically having to drop the "Avatar" part from its name because James Cameron jumped in with his epic?

My point is, there is already a Repo M_n. it came out in 1984 and is freaking awesome. This movie might also be awesome, but they could at least have given it its own name.

Posted by: Amanda6 at March 20, 2010 3:57 PM

i have no desire to see this....but awesome review. how refreshing. thanks.

Posted by: maxpurr9 at March 20, 2010 4:03 PM

How good can it be without singing Giles?

Posted by: Craig at March 20, 2010 5:43 PM

So it says it in the movie, but this one is based on a book called The Repossession Mambo by Eric Garcia, the author of Anonymous Rex and Matchstick Men.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at March 20, 2010 5:43 PM

Amanda6, yeah it leaves a bad taste. Especially since they have such similar concepts and the Genetic Opera has a bit of a cult following now (including me).

Posted by: dia at March 20, 2010 6:57 PM

the ending destroyed this almost awesome movie. 9/10 before the shitty ass "twist", 1/10 afterwards.

Posted by: homie at March 20, 2010 7:31 PM

I deliver pizza slut for a living...now...

...and every time I see a domino's guy or a papa john's guy driving around I think about the Rodriguez brothers!

"God damned dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!"

Posted by: Protoguy at March 20, 2010 11:20 PM

Well it is based on a book. A really poorly written book. I mean I will be genuinely surprised if the movie is not better than the book. I cannot truly express in words how empty, dull, and worthless was the bound the collection of typed pages that this movie was based on.

As for derivatives, well isn't it just a derivitive of the book "The Blade Runner" written by Alan E. Norse? (Riddley Scott bought the title for the movie based on the Phillip Dick novel)

Now you want a movie that's reflective of our times, is dystopian, AND is mind blowing b/c it was written back in I believe 1955, read Norse's book. Hollywood should have made a movie about THAT book.

What did Hollywood do? They made a movie of his novel Freejack instead.

Posted by: Scifi-chuck at March 21, 2010 1:12 AM

Went and caught it. And I liked it. It's not the best movie of the year so far. But it hits the notes that it's after and I can appreciate that.

It is gory. It has a lot of dark humor. And for every good performance (Law and Whitaker) there's an equally poor performance (Alice Braga and Carice Van Houten were awful). Oh and it's got the best soundtrack of the year.

Is it derivative of other, better movies? Without a doubt. But it's fun. Far more fun than The Bounty Hunter is bound to be.

Posted by: Fredo at March 21, 2010 1:56 AM

Isn't this just a sucky combination of "Logans Run" and "Blade Runner"?

Posted by: logan at March 21, 2010 12:40 PM

I still want to see a movie made from any of Nourse's novels, Bladerunner, Mercy Men, any of them...

Posted by: Adam C at March 21, 2010 5:01 PM

Is it just me, or does Jude Law look like the Rock in that header pick? It took me five minutes to recognise him because my brain kept seeing the wrong guy.
Then, bang! I saw Jude. Like a manly-posing version of the maiden and the old woman.

Posted by: ScienceGeek at March 22, 2010 12:08 AM

I'm just gonna say that Jude Law and Alice Braga had some for realsies on-screen chemistry. They kissed like hot sweaty teenagers at a parent-less house.

Posted by: Brittany at March 22, 2010 8:49 AM

I really, really want to see this. I've said it here before, but I really have a thing for Jude Law.

And, darling, darling DeistBrawler, honey, your new binoculars and black raincoat should be arriving today for your birthday, bay-bay!!! And, I cleaned the windows for you...

Posted by: dammitjanet at March 22, 2010 9:35 AM

While this wasn't the worst 90 minutes of my life, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. I don't have a problem suspending disbelief and buying into the world that the movie sets up, but there was too much that just didn't make sense. The characters' motivation and thought processes were off, even for repo men.

Jude Law, Forest Whitiker, and Liev Schrieber are all fun to watch, but the movie as a whole felt forced.

Posted by: Vee at March 22, 2010 12:14 PM

I thought it was fantastic. Forrest Whitaker is just incredible. He starts off with all this frenetic psychotic energy, and by the end he'd morphed into something completely new. It was a lot of fun to watch.

Posted by: badkittyuno at March 22, 2010 12:25 PM

I absolutely loved this movie. At times it struck me as echoing Equilibrium, what with Law's character arc and whatnot. And it had quite the Blade Runner feel to it as well. But I love both of those movies dearly, so can't go wrong there.
The casting was great, the onscreen chemistry between Law, Whitaker, and Schrieber made me smile the whole movie.
I've never seen a movie that Whitaker was in that wasn't mindblowing, he really knows how to pick his scripts.
I even liked the ending, it was unapologetic, dystopian, and brilliant. Never saw it coming. I had to sit in the theatre for a few minutes just to process the whole thing.
Thanks for writing a good review, especially when so many are trashing such a great film!

Posted by: Kelly at March 23, 2010 3:28 AM

This is one of the reasons that I love this site. This was an excellent review of a movie that I was not going to see until I read said excellent review. Now I'm looking forward to some dark comedy. Thanks!

Posted by: AgoGo at March 25, 2010 1:14 AM

Great review Mr. Wilson, I had a feelin' I was gonna like this.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 26, 2010 10:11 PM


















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