web
counter
 

It's The Loneliness That's The Killer

By TK | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (31)



red_photo_30-535x323.jpg

Robert Schwentke’s Red comes at a bit of an inopportune time. This year has seen a surprising overload of “group of killers and their hijinks” movies — The Losers, The Expendables, Operation: Endgame, The A-Team — all movies about with very similar concepts. They’re all humorous films about assassins/government operatives/mercenaries who get betrayed in some fashion, and are forced to gather together and shoot people and blow things up in an effort to clear their name. Being the last one on the list doesn’t help things, either. That said, Red has a few things going for it. It’s easily the most talented cast, the premise is a little more original, and it’s tongue-in-cheek humor is a little less broad and a little more clever.

That doesn’t make it a great movie, however. The story is simple enough — the CIA has retired Frank Moses (Bruce Willis), one of their greatest operatives, and he finds himself glumly living life as a tired, solitary schlub in the suburbs. The highlight of his month is when he calls government pension plan to complain about his check, speaking to Sarah (Mary Louise Parker), the only bright moment in his glum existence. Things take a turn for the more exciting when a CIA hit squad shows up to kill him, and Moses goes on the run to try to track down those responsible. He rounds up a team of other retirees and ex-operatives, including Joe (Morgan Freeman), Marvin (John Malkovich), Ivan (Brian Cox), and Victoria (Helen Mirren) to join his cause and get to the bottom of things.

It’s not a particularly complicated film, although it tries to pass itself off as one. There are a few twists thrown in here and there, but nothing that isn’t telegraphed from across the room. Red bills itself as an explosive action comedy, but it never quite hits the mark on any of those qualifiers. It’s funny enough, I suppose, but hardly memorably so. It’s got its share of exciting action scenes, but they tend to feel dragged out and uninspired. Written by Jon and Erich Hoeber (Whiteout, Peter Berg’s upcoming Battleship), it feels lazily drafted and while it shoots for breezy actioner, it mostly feels like a TBS Saturday afternoon movie with better casting.

That cast is what makes it worth watching. While the dialogue is decently engaging and the jokes are occasionally adroitly droll, it’s a cast of standouts that sells it. With a lesser cast, it would fall flat completely, but it’s packed with a surprising amount of skilled actors, making it feel like The A-Team starring the a-team. Willis is suitable as the weary, grizzled Moses, though he’s overshadowed by his cohorts. It’s hardly his fault — Willis has made a career out essentially playing the same guy in different iterations, whether it’s John McLean, Corbin Dallas or David Dunn — he’s generally a stone-faced hardass whose hand is routinely forced to leave a trail of ruin in his wake.

But in Red, he’s in the company of giants, and it diminishes him entirely. While he’s the star powering the vehicle, thrust into the midst of actors like Freeman, Mirren, Malkovich and even lesser-knowns like Parker and the very good Karl Urban (as the man tasked with hunting them down), that star feels rather tarnished. Mirren is unsurprisingly excellent, playing Victoria as a flinty-eyed vamp who keeps her hand in the game long after her retirement. Mirren will die some day, and when she does her corpse will still exude more gravitas and sex appeal than 90% of the current actresses working. Freeman could play the wry, winking Joe in his sleep, and in fact sometimes appears to be doing just that. The real treat is Malkovich, who’s the only one who gets to have any real fun in the picture. His schizoid, borderline-psychotic paranoid Marvin is a steaming pile of X-Files cliches, but he has such maniacal fun with it that you can’t help but get giddily swept up in his ridiculousness.

Director Robert Schwinke (Flightplan, The Time Traveler’s Wife) and the brothers Hoeber had all the tools at their disposal to make a boffo flick that should have been wildly entertaining and filled with nuanced performance. They simply aren’t up the challenges, and the resulting product, while not a bad way to spend a couple of hours, feels like an exercise in untapped potential and results in a lonely entry in the genre. The film simply isn’t solid enough to call for the actors involved, but on the other hand, it’s the very presence of those actors that elevates it above its lackluster script. As a result, I suspect that in a week or two, I’ll have forgotten about Red almost completely, other than to remember that on a Friday night in October, I had a decent time and wasn’t too bored. That’s hardly a ringing endorsement, but it’s the best I can do. Red has enough laughs and entertaining gunfights and fisticuffs to keep you from turning it off, but not enough to really turn you on.

TK writes about music and movies. He enjoys playing with dogs, raising the dead, and tacos. You can email him here.









Each Time You Like, Share, Tweet or Stumble a Pajiba Post, An Angel Does the Paul Rudd Dance



Here Today | "Mad Men" (S4/E13) "Tomorrowland" | My Tortured Relationship with Jackass: Or How I Ended Up the One with a Stick in his Ass









Comments

TK: After seeing this on Friday night, I am in complete agree-ance with you, yet again.

Sidenotes for the ladies: Karl Urban is fine. Very very fine. And so is my idol, Helen Mirren.

Posted by: boo at October 18, 2010 1:42 PM

I thought John Malkovich was playing himself again..

Posted by: Schaeffer at October 18, 2010 2:01 PM

I will watch this, with sufficiently diminished expectations, simply because I adore the cast and really want to see Helen Mirren playing the badass vamp that Ellen Barkin tried to be in "Operation: Endgame". No offense to Barkin or her fans - I thought she was great and perfect in the role - but Helen Mirren is, truly, all that and a bag o' chips.

Posted by: Spender at October 18, 2010 2:14 PM

I really, really want to see this.

Posted by: Kolby at October 18, 2010 2:27 PM

"Mirren will die some day, and when she does her corpse will still exude more gravitas and sex appeal than 90% of the current actresses working."

YES.YES.YES.

Posted by: Stella at October 18, 2010 2:41 PM

Great review TK. I will watch this with adjusted expectations.

Also, not to be a pain in the ass, but its McClane, not McLean.

Posted by: B.F.D. at October 18, 2010 2:43 PM

"It's The Loneliness That's The Killer"

_______________

You sound just like my penis.

Posted by: Kballs at October 18, 2010 2:48 PM

Nice review, TK. I was hoping for a bit more "wow" but still, Helen Mirren.

Posted by: admin at October 18, 2010 2:52 PM

It's a fun, if not serious time.

But you're totally right, TK. This is like watching The Rolling Stones covering a Nickelback song. You know the material is derivative, but the performers are among the greatest of all time and they will give you one hell of a performance.

It's just not something you will be drawn to seeing again.

Best part of the movie: Brian Cox & Helen Mirren. Compare their dance scene with the Mr & Mrs Smith dance from Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie. Which one felt real?

Posted by: Fredo at October 18, 2010 3:15 PM

That's pretty much the same lukewarm endorsement I've been seeing for this everywhere. But like Dame Helen, even a lukewarm endorsement from Pajiba means it's better than 90% of the dreck out there.

In.

Posted by: , at October 18, 2010 3:53 PM

I really enjoyed the first half of this movie. But after reading this review I realized that was when most of the screen time was given to Willis and Parker. As the other charcters came on, the movie seemed to bog down. Maybe it was because the others out shown Bruce. Or maybe because the director didn't really know what to do with all those great actors.

Posted by: EricD at October 18, 2010 3:53 PM

I used to think Helen Mirren was unstoppable. Then I saw her trying to run onscreen in Red and had to rush home and make sure she didn't require double-knee, double-hip replacement surgery after her ten yard sprint on screen in snow. Poor thing's legs don't work too well past a sexy saunter anymore.

Posted by: Robert at October 18, 2010 4:02 PM

Karl Urban is in this? Why didn't you say so in the FIRST place? Back off ladies. I've loved him since he played a weedy, gay ambulance driver in our local Kiwi soap opera. I feel very proprietary towards him. You always do to the ones you see grow don't you?

Posted by: wildflower at October 18, 2010 4:03 PM

I still want to see it. And it's good to know that it's not living up to the hype of the trailer.

Posted by: tamatha at October 18, 2010 4:32 PM

"Mirren will die some day, and when she does her corpse will still exude more gravitas and sex appeal than 90% of the current actresses working."

Just to repeat it once more.

Posted by: schmerpes at October 18, 2010 4:57 PM

Poor thing's legs don't work too well past a sexy saunter anymore.

There's 20-something starletards that can't manage that NOW.

Posted by: Fredo at October 18, 2010 5:34 PM

Karl Urban AND Brian Cox are in this?

In.

Although I'm sure Warren Ellis is kind of :/ right now that the movie's getting a lukewarm reception.

Also, did anyone go "No shit" to the comment of "Mirren will die some day"? Something pretty DURRR about that to me.

Posted by: duckandcover at October 18, 2010 5:38 PM

Poor thing's legs don't work too well past a sexy saunter anymore.

There's 20-something starletards that can't manage that NOW.

Posted by: Fredo at October 18, 2010 5:34 PM

Case in point: Gwynnie and whatsherface in Ironman 2. Totter much?

Posted by: Stella at October 18, 2010 5:50 PM

I saw this yesterday. It was pretty enjoyable. If anything, it wasn't quite long enough. They bring all these wacky, frightening characters on board, one right after the other, and before you know it, they're all (except for one) in the midst of the big caper that will save the day.

RE Karl Urban: I swear to you I did not know that Karl Urban was from New Zealand until I saw him on Kimmel with Bruce Willis (why a joint interview? I have no idea). And he did a pretty kick-ass impression of Malkovich. He's more than an extremely handsome face and killer bod.

Posted by: Slash at October 18, 2010 6:40 PM

"The highlight of his month is when he calls government pension plan to complain about his check, speaking to Sarah (Mary Louise Parker)," Speaking to Mary Louise Parker would probably be the high point of my year. By the way I had high hopes for this movie.

Posted by: clancys_daddy at October 18, 2010 8:36 PM

Boo: he is, indeed, so very fine.

I still really want to watch this. The cast alone is worth it.

Posted by: figgy at October 18, 2010 9:53 PM

This is like watching The Rolling Stones covering a Nickelback song.

Posted by: Fredo at October 18, 2010 3:15 PM

Evoking that kind of mental imagery reeks of pure sadism. Why not just bring up "The Human Centipede" or "A Serbian Film"? Shame on you, sir.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at October 18, 2010 10:10 PM

"It's The Loneliness That's The Killer"

_______________

You sound just like my penis

Sweet baby jeebus...all this time I thought Kballs was a GIRL...

Posted by: Kelly at October 18, 2010 10:33 PM

Mirren will die some day, and when she does her corpse will still exude more gravitas and sex appeal than 90% of the current actresses working.

I just don't get it. I find her insufferable. Gravitas, maybe, but she's an old lady like any other old lady. Her being talented does not make me find her sexy. At. All.

Posted by: fullertonregan at October 18, 2010 11:44 PM

Poor thing's legs don't work too well past a sexy saunter anymore.

There's 20-something starletards that can't manage that NOW.

Posted by: Fredo at October 18, 2010 5:34 PM
---
Julia Roberts is still trying to figure this out. She looks like she needs hip replacement surgery. On both hips.

Posted by: , at October 19, 2010 12:30 AM

Kelly,

I'm whatever you want me to be, sweetheart. I can tuck that shit back in a pinch.

Posted by: Kballs at October 19, 2010 7:39 AM

I see fullertonregan didn't see the sexy bikini photos last year that brought so many round these parts into the Helen Mirren fan club.

Posted by: Robert at October 19, 2010 8:32 AM

I want to eat bacon off of Karl's chest and lick maple syrup off of his neck.
While he tells me "dammit, I'm a doctor!Not a buffet"
Now that I have shared that completely random pervy thought, I want to see this!
I happen to like forgettable action movies.Even if I have to break my NO Malcovich (sp) rule.

Posted by: DeckOfficer!! at October 19, 2010 9:21 AM

"Mirren will die some day, and when she does her corpse will still exude more gravitas and sex appeal than 90% of the current actresses working"

Sigh - have truer words ever been uttered?

@Fullertonregan,

It is not simply Mirren's undeniable talent (or undeniably fabulous body) that make her so appealing to many.

It's a happy (and rare) combination of natural beauty, talent, keen intelligence, biting wit, charisma and confidence.

She's the type of woman who lights up a room simply by entering it.

Posted by: Grady at October 19, 2010 1:02 PM

This is like watching The Rolling Stones covering a Nickelback song.

Posted by: Fredo at October 18, 2010 3:15 PM

I was convinced that "Something In Your Mouth" already WAS a Rolling Stones song.

Posted by: Annie_Reckson at October 19, 2010 1:25 PM

Stop it Kballs, you're making me blush...

Posted by: Kelly at October 19, 2010 9:02 PM