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By Brian Prisco | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (33)



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Whenever cinema portrays historical warfare, character tends to get brushed aside in favor of massive battle scenes. Faceless cannon fodder explodes in smoky fusilades, arrows rain down on digitized shields piercing the same extra twelve different ways, swords clash and ring as sweaty bearded He-men exchange grunts and leathered headbutts. While this can be incredibly entertaining, it can feel a little empty. It’s staged like a History Channel documentary — you know, back when they still did that sort of thing — only with blood and amputation levels dependent upon the rating. Occasionally, we’ll see one of the generals or captains in the midst of battle, either frowning and bellowing orders, or taking out everyone around him in a heroic frenzy. It’s awesome to behold, but you don’t feel anything for anyone. It begins to resemble a videogame, or a massive multi-dimensional board game.

With Red Cliff, John Woo was able to embrace the emptiness and gently layer it with character without ever reducing the size or scope of his epic battle scenes. Red Cliff tells the story of a single pivotal battle in the historic Three Kingdoms period of early China. With an $80 million dollar price tag, it’s the largest film that’s ever been created in China, and it shows. It is a tremendous, enormous, gargantuan film that never once feels bloated or lethargic. Woo’s battle scenes work on at least four levels at all times, creating some of the most violently beautiful warfare ever captured on film. But it’s between the battles that Woo infuses the smaller scenes with humor, pathos, and intensity that make the film outstanding. He doesn’t just create characters; he literally breathes life into legends. And while my ignorant ass had trouble keeping the names straight, you don’t forget the characters. Sure, at times, the dialogue feels a little too proclamatory, but these mouths are where proclamations were born. Some of these men are still worshiped as gods in China today. For the epic scope of the battle scenes alone, Woo created one of the greatest war movies to date, but with his careful and wonderful portrayal of the legends of the Three Kingdoms, he generated a masterpiece.

Frankly, I could make an attempt to explain to you the different names of the various generals and counselors, but it doesn’t matter. Either you already know about the Three Kingdoms from novels or the same videogames that I’ve been playing (and I’m going to look the fool for oversimplifying), or you’ve got no idea what the hell I’m taking about and will get overwhelmed with the multitudes of Zhou’s, Liu’s, and Yu’s. But you require absolutely no prior knowledge of the Han Dynasty to appreciate a single minute of this film, because it’s a very basic and familiar story that’s extremely easy to follow.

Here’s the five minute rundown: Emperor Xian is trying to quell rebellions by three different factions: Liu Bei in the north and Sun Quan and Zhou Yu in the south. The Emperor has a dynamic warlord, Chancellor Cao Cao. Cao Cao is battling with Liu Bei, pushing his men back. Liu Bei and his epic generals hold off the advances — sometimes in single combat against a multitude of warriors — while the peasants flee. Liu Bei’s wise advisor Zhuge Liang, decides to go and elicit the help of the other two factions to battle the forces of Cao Cao. Zhuge Liang is a wily fox, and he uses his slick wit to enlist the forces of the brash, arrogant Sun Quan and noble, honorable Zhou Yu. So now you have an uneasy alliance of foes against the greater foe of Cao Cao, who advances his forces at ungodly speed by sea and by land to face the enemy at the Battle of Red Cliff.

And that’s the film. For the duration of the two and a half hour international release (the Chinese version was four hours and released in two parts), the forces of Cao Cao battle against the allied forces of Sun Quan, Zhou Yu, and Liu Bei — in both cavalry clashes, naval battles, and fortress assaults. The battles are intense — spears and arrows and swords and shield work. Because they are legendary warriors, there are tons of moments where we watch the generals rip through the military assaults one versus one hundred, which are amazing displays of martial art. A spear gets hurled through a soldier’s back, and the general climbs over him, rips the spear free through the wound in the back, and continues to battle. Blood flies in torrents, but it never feels like gore for gore’s sake. Even more glorious are the actual sieges, done in waves of choreographed defense like a militant dance number. Shields are locked down to create a turtle shell to avoid arrow assaults, or to let a general run up the metal wall like a ramp, or to protect against cavalry so the spearmen can poke out and tear away limbs. Fire becomes a hero in its own right, sending several faceless soldiers to a fiery, melting grave.

While the battles are massive — armadas of ships in the thousands, hundreds of thousands of troops — the politicking is just as impressive. Zhuge Liang’s scheming, the triad’s interdisciplinary maneuvers, and the different strategic tactics are just as illustrious as the sweeping fight scenes. As alliances shifts and armies abandon, the drama and tension ratchet up as if we were watching a period piece. These men aren’t just heroes because they won wars, they’re portrayed in epic grand fashion. The women are just as pivotal, unlike other war films where they tend to get lessened to the usual role of stoic wife or sly courtesan. Sun Quan’s sister is a mole in Cao Cao’s camp, sending messages to Zhuge Liang by way of doves — a sly wink at John Woo’s trademark. Even more poignant is Zhou Yu’s wife Xiao Qiao, a former desired love interest of Cao Cao. While it seems on the basic level like a screaming cliche, the sacrificial wife doing all that it takes to win the war for her husband, the manner in which it is meted out is so spectacular, you’ll be riveted. Wars can be won with a thousand spears or a single cup of tea.

Despite the ginormous running time, there wasn’t a single moment that felt anything less than poetic. Even when it slows down, the film feels more like flowing with a river’s current before hitting the rapids. It’s a beautiful movie and a magnificent achievement in warfare cinema. There are plenty of CGI renderings, but it’s more like watching a painting rather than a computer program. A lot of Woo’s contemporary directors should watch the film because it proves you can actually put a heart in your digital effects and at half the cost. Why it hasn’t garnered more screens in the United States is a testament to our subtly racist refusal to read subtitles. Also, the fact that aside from Tony Leung as Zhou Yu and Takeshi Kaneshiro as Zhuge Liang, there are no recognizable faces in the film, and even those two are a stretch. We’ll pay money to watch a Mustang and a helicopter turn into big ass rockem sockem robots and punch each other in the head to the dulcet metallic strains of Linkin Park, but fuck a Chinese war epic.









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Comments

I was trying to remember the name of this so I could track it down. Thank you.

Posted by: twig at December 15, 2009 12:08 PM

I am too much of an "epic Chinese martial arts historical film" bitch to let this one pass, even though I'll take Yimou over Woo any freaking day.

Great review.

Posted by: Natural 20 at December 15, 2009 12:10 PM

heh I had to wait a fair few months before I got to see the ending after watching Part 1. I was like, "dammit! red cliffhangered! I should learn the Chinese character for 'Part 1'"

Posted by: arrrghzi at December 15, 2009 12:11 PM

Oh man, I loves me some Chinese,martial/historical/war films. I must have it. Great review, Prisco.

Posted by: admin at December 15, 2009 12:17 PM

Slight plot corrections (and I may be wrong):

The young emperor is merely a figurehead, as Cao Cao essentially does what he wants and it is known that he seeks to insert his family line as the ruling one.

Zhou Yu is a minister/general/badass under Sun Quan, as the Sun family has ruled the south for some time. Sun Quan has struggled with succeeding his father and more charismatic brother, and Zhou Yu straightens him out and puts him on the path with Liu Bei.

Liu Bei fights for the people and the emperor, and is kind of stuck like Ken Watanabe in The Last Samurai, and Cao Cao wants to kill him in order to remove another obstacle to himself becoming emperor. I think his son (saved by Zhao Yun in the first scene) has a legitimate claim of succession to the throne. Might be off there.

Whew.

**The reason the movie is going to seem incredibly long for American audiences is that Woo broke the move up into two pieces for Asian theatres. I was astute enough to download both cinema versions from overseas, and I recommend that. Surely you are missing out on a few scenes by watching the American, single-movie version.**

Also if you've played Dynasty Warriors as religiously as I did for a few years, you owe it to yourself to watch this.

For those who are larger fans of Three Kingdoms/DW, the movie goes from Liu Bei's flight from Chang Ban up through the Battle of Chi Bi. Liberties are obviously taken, as Guan Yu does not campaign with Cao Cao and my favorite character Gan Ning is changed, but good nonetheless.

Thanks to Brian for bringing up this movie, never thought I'd see it on here.

Posted by: D-Day at December 15, 2009 12:30 PM

"It’s staged like a History Channel documentary — you know, back when they still did that sort of thing —"


HEY! see, now you are just mouthing off, the History Channel still produces original documentaries.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 15, 2009 12:42 PM

This sounds awesome and I will definitely try to catch it. I love Chinese movies and one of my favorite movies of all time is Raise the Red Lantern. Granted, I probably would have never watched this movie if I wasn't a film production major at the time, but ever since I have loved Zhang Yimou movies. John Woo also kicks ass. No one does a fight sequence like him.

Posted by: Peanut_Butter_And_James at December 15, 2009 12:43 PM

I must see this film! I had not heard anything about it at all and it sounds amazing. Thanks!

Posted by: replica at December 15, 2009 12:50 PM

Dude, I would watch Tony Leung just eat noodles for hours. Oh wait. . . I already have. Ah, In The Mood For Love.

Nice review, Brian!

Posted by: coveredinbees at December 15, 2009 12:54 PM

Brian, thank you.

I was only going to watch it because of Takeshi and Tony (we're on a first name basis, don't you know?), and in spite of John Woo and my ex's obsession with Dynasty Warriors (seriously, how many hours can a dude play the same virtual battles over and over and over? And THEN buy the other versions of the SAME battles?). That and I'm Chinese.

Now you've convinced me it's worth it for the actual movie.

Posted by: Sandra L at December 15, 2009 1:06 PM

How have I not heard of this? It sounds amazinary! John Woo does astonishing work with fight sequences, combine that with an epic story, and I'm there.

Posted by: Katers at December 15, 2009 1:14 PM

Sounds like a middle-aged bespectacled, stuttering, slightly-overweight, club-footed man's fantasy.

Posted by: Cindy at December 15, 2009 1:24 PM

There's nothing slight about how overweight I am.

If you've played Dynasty Warriors, this is the greatest videogame adaptation of all time.

Posted by: Prisco at December 15, 2009 1:45 PM

This sounds pretty damn good. Nice review, Prisco.

Posted by: jM at December 15, 2009 1:50 PM

Just playing, Mr. P.

Don't throw the kitty out with the bathwater.

Posted by: Cindy at December 15, 2009 2:03 PM

For the duration of the two and a half hour international release (the Chinese version was four hours and released in two parts)

SONAMABITCH! Still, no use pretending I won't see this if it comes to my area. I'd probably have seen it no matter what, and finding out Tony Leung (my favorite Asian actor) was playing Zhou Yu (my favorite Dynasty Warriors character) sealed the deal. Glad to see it getting a good review, though.

Posted by: Todd at December 15, 2009 2:04 PM

There's nothing slight about how overweight I am.

I adore you.

Posted by: twig at December 15, 2009 2:18 PM

Damn Prisco, you totally sold me on this one. I hadn't even heard of it until just now, but I'm going to add it to my Netflix list as soon as I'm done with this comment. Now come here and give me a hug.

Posted by: stardust at December 15, 2009 2:23 PM

I heard about this when he was filming it, but had mostly forgotten it existed until now. MUST SEE IT.

Posted by: Snath at December 15, 2009 3:09 PM

Cannot wait to see this!!!

I recently had a John Woo-fest with a good friend. We watched The Killer and Hard Boiled -- SO much fun!!

Posted by: Jelinas at December 15, 2009 3:21 PM

Takeshi Kaneshiro as Zhuge Liang

Oh, I am there. That man is finnnnneeeee.

Posted by: dene at December 15, 2009 3:54 PM

I prefer Yimou, but not fussy when the action is good. I saw a few of the clips that landed on Youtube, glad to know its as amazing as it looks. Queuing this one up for the Christmas break, great review Prisco.

Posted by: Squirrelgripper at December 15, 2009 4:01 PM

Fuck, every scene in Red Cliff is a potential favorite scene. This movie has so many best parts, it should renamed "Best Part." My friend and I left the theater making plans for when to see it again. It is astounding. It is metal as shit. It is the dark godhead on the mountaintop.
See it!
See it!!
See it, goddamnit!!!

Posted by: Amanda Marie at December 15, 2009 4:17 PM

I've seen the trailers and clips for Red Cliff and all I can say is John Woo gives you some good value for his $80 million.

All Cameron gives you for $500 million is blue kitties.
~

Posted by: Meander at December 15, 2009 5:24 PM

... my ex's obsession with Dynasty Warriors (seriously, how many hours can a dude play the same virtual battles over and over and over? And THEN buy the other versions of the SAME battles?).

Yeah, I know, but...
I'm sure you've heard this before, but DW is just... something else. It is more or less the same thing every installation, this is true, but there's some irresistible about playing a video-game where you just hack and slash through so many people. Plus, the graphics get better every time, they usually throw in new historical heroes (and when they run out of that, start throwing in figures of myth) and new weapons. Plus! Changing the course of history! As well as people using flute music to kill! It's awesome!

Is it repetitive? Yes. But it is soooooooo much fun.

Posted by: Saint Saturn Sunshine at December 15, 2009 7:02 PM

- who am i? - why am i here.... i love you!
and then...
she left...
on top.....
is i...

Posted by: ChaCho at December 15, 2009 9:19 PM

DW peaked around 4 or something, whichever came before the most recent game where they gave the unlockable generals copy/pasted movesets, and only gave you a limited number of generals for musou mode.

I've probably racked up a solid few hundred thousand kills with Gan Ning over the course of all DW games, his musou attack was pure tits.

Ohhhhh video games....

Also I still advocate downloading both Chinese versions for those who liked the cut-up theater version, it's a strong two-night experience.

Posted by: D-Day at December 15, 2009 9:28 PM

D-Day, thanks for the plot corrections. Just one more, Liu Bei (XuanDe) is actually a distant cousin of the emperor and at a slightly later point in the full epic claims the throne for himself (after CaoCao's son deposes the rightful emperor).

I've read a great English translation of the 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms' like 15 times, watched the full 100+ episode TV show when I was living in China in the mid '90s and have even hacked my way through parts of the true historical accounts of the time in the original Chinese. This movie was a great, faithful and exceptionally entertaining rendition of one of my favorite stories of all time.

Thanks Mr. Woo!

Posted by: cewing at December 16, 2009 12:20 AM

Great review!

I've seen the two part Chinese version of the movie and my suggestion to anyone wanting to watch the shortened English version. DONT! You'll be missing a whole lot by doing that.

As for the movie, its the best war movie I've seen till date.

~Ryuu

Posted by: Ryuu at December 16, 2009 3:05 AM

Hi Brian. Well done! Kind regards from Munich. Thomas (author of "Woo. Leben und Werk")

Posted by: Thomas Gaschler at December 16, 2009 4:22 AM

Ryuu: If I had a choice between watching the two-part version and the shortened one-parter, I'd go with the former. But we don't, at least in the theater, so if it comes to my area, I'm going.

Posted by: Todd at December 16, 2009 9:02 AM

Saint Saturn Sunshine, I shouldn't be one to talk because half the time I was watching him play DW for those hours on end. Yeah, it was fun, even to watch.

Posted by: Sandra L at December 16, 2009 2:53 PM

Dynasty Warriors: The Movie?

I'M THERE!

Posted by: Fredo at December 19, 2009 2:18 AM


















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