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Precious: Based on the Novel Push By Sapphire / Brian Prisco

Film Reviews | November 25, 2009 | Comments (81)


How much can you handle? That’s the central theme of Precious, a Job parable without religious overtones. It’s more of a fairy tale, complete with an ogre who will whoop your ass unless she get the welfare. Precious is a child with children of her own, accepting hope not out some naive belief that perseverance will champion the day, but because she literally has absolutely nothing else to hold on to. It’s Greek tragedy for BET — harsh, unyielding, and unwilling to give easy answers or a shiny happy resolution. The story delves into after-school special territory with raw anger — for every Dangerous Minds aphorism, there’s a spit-in-your-face, gouge-out-your-eyes cruel truth. And those aren’t even the more scarring moments — it’s the casually carried out horrors that kick you in the gut. You don’t watch Precious for the plot; it’s just a slightly repackaged version of every harrowing film that blossoms in time for awards season. You watch for the performances, and by God, there is some fine actressin’ of the highest degree going on here. Precious easily contains one of the best performances of this decade, but it is little other than a ghastly tale acted at a breathtaking caliber.

Claireece “Precious” Jones (newcomer Gabourey “Gabby” Sibide) has it rough. I mean, spectacularly rough. She falls through the shitty tree and hits every fucking branch on the way down, bounces, and breaks her back on the trunk. She’s a morbidly obese 16-year-old struggling through middle school who gets suspended for being pregnant with her second child. She’s never had a boyfriend. It’s her mother’s boyfriend Carl — Precious’ own father — who rapes her in the middle of the night and gets her pregnant. TWICE. Her mother Mary (Mo’Nique), an abusive ghoul parasitically living off the welfare checks that she collects for Precious and her granddaughter/stepdaughter, squats in their Section 8 apartment. The granddaughter’s name is Mongo, which is short for Mongoloid, because she’s developmentally disabled. Mary’s mother keeps the child with her, save the few days when the welfare counselor comes around for inspections. Precious’s old principal gets her enrolled in the Each One, Teach One program, an alternative school that caters towards troubled girls. See, not everything’s dreary and miserable in her life. But most of it is. Keep reading. Precious comes home from a lengthy stay in the hospital after she gives birth prematurely to a healthy baby named Abdul. After her mother attacks her and the baby, Precious ends up homeless for a time. And from there, things actually manage to get worse.

What’s admirable about the script from Geoffrey Fletcher (based on the original novel Push by Sapphire) is that it never lets the cliches and platitudes rule the film. I made the Dangerous Minds crack, but truthfully it’s more like Lean on Me or Stand and Deliver. Her teacher Ms. Rain (Paula Patton) genuinely cares about her girls but doesn’t brook any bullshit. Sure, there are scenes where she tearfully stares into Precious’ eyes and tells her she does matter and she is loved. Yet the students of the Each One, Teach One program feel like real girls. They talk shit to each other and make fun of each other, but then they show up at the hospital for Precious. It’s not nearly as sentimental as it might seem. Precious doesn’t talk much, but she fights back, which I liked. It would have been easy to show her sadly eating or taking the fat jokes from the other students. But she’ll suddenly bust someone in the head for talking smack. She’s a victim, but not in every scene, which adds a complexity that allows the film to be more than just a sad-fat-girl-tale like She’s Come Undone. Because frankly, Precious has a fuck of a lot more shit on her plate than just being massively overweight.

And that something she has to deal with comes in the sweaty, menacing cunt of a mother Mary. I haven’t seen parental figure imbued with so much casual vitriol since Doyle in Sling Blade. She’s Joan Crawford in Mommy Dearest smothered in gov’ment cheese, a Shere Khan pantheress who’ll sit lazily swaying its tail before pouncing and clawing your fucking eyes out. Mary loathes Precious, because she had the audacity to get pregnant by her boyfriend (nevermind the unspeakable incestuous rape). She sits on the couch, cigarette drooping from the corner of her mouth, and like an approaching storm cloud, she builds and builds her rage and indignation until she explodes. She flings pots, books, glassware. But what makes Mary so frightening is that she can play sweet. She can fake it, wear nicety like a store-bought mask, and then pitch it aside when the coast is clear. She dawdles her disabled granddaughter on her knee for the nice welfare counselor, but the second she disappears, Mary tosses the toddler toward the end of the couch like a cushion. Mary is a monster that Precious has to slay, but Daniels — through Sapphire’s original story — is too smart to try to kill her off like a lazy Lifetime plot.

Everyone in the film is outstanding. Yup, I said everyone, dammit. Mariah Carey gets mocked for being wooden, but she’s playing a welfare supervisor named Ms. Weiss who’s stopped giving a shit. She ratchets up the Brooklyn just shy of Rosie Perez and strips off all the niceties to play the stone face who may or may not give Precious and her mother the money. Sherri Shepherd surprised the shit out of me as an administrator for the alternative school. And without his fisheye lens, I hardly recognized Lenny Kravitz as the affectionate Nurse John, who takes care of Precious when she’s hospitalized. Precious’s fellow misfits are all outstanding, with particular notice to Xosha Roquemore as Joann, she of the infamous “my favorite color is fluorescent beige” line in the trailer.

But even with all the fancy side fixings, the movie reminds us it is always about Precious versus her mother. Gabby Sidibe is wonderful as Precious, not for the moments where she suffers, but the moments where she shines, particularly for a first timer. Anyone can play depressive. But the Oscar might as well be polished up and handed to Mo’Nique for her portrayal of Mary. Most black actresses, particularly those who happen to be pleasantly puffy, tend to get relegated to roles like “Mmm-hhm Friend” and “No You Din’t Lady.” But villains are always the juiciest roles, and Mary would make Miranda Priestly shit a sweatshirt covered in kittens. Halle Berry might have set the precedent and Jennifer Hudson might have tainted the honor, but Mo’Nique earned this with every sweaty grunt and hideous scowl.

There are two scenes in the film that pretty much guarantee this. Precious comes home from the hospital with her baby boy and Mary’s waiting in her chair, wreathed in cigarette smoke. She seems docile, almost sweet, and asks to hold the baby. Even I screamed “DON’T GO IN THERE, GIRL!” Precious lets her mother hold the baby while she starts to fix dinner. Mary springs up from the chair to hurl a glass at Precious, and lets the barely month-old infant topple from her lap onto the floor. Even knowing that it’s coming does nothing to take away from this excruciating moment. Precious and Mary fight each other, drawing blood, and Precious flees down several staircases, tumbling at the end and falling on the baby. I thought, oh, God, they actually killed the baby. But no, everyone’s OK. Right before Mary drops her television from the top floor. The second scene occurs in Ms. Weiss’s office. Mary has begged to be reunited with Precious and her grandbabies. Mary sits there, enduring the accusations of sexual and physical abuse, and her response will make your heart and stomach wrench. It’s part accusation, part threat, and part tearful confession. But the entire time you realize, her entire motivation is to get a welfare check. She doesn’t care about Precious, just the money. It’s fucking brilliant.

Lee Daniels fought to get Precious made for practically no money, but he’s the man who produced both Monster’s Ball and The Woodsman (seriously, why the fuck haven’t you seen this yet? Go now, watch Kevin Bacon and Mos Def do some actressin’ goddamn you). Only after the Sundance success did Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry come in to brand this project and champion it. So for those of you who are staying away because of the big glowing O and the sloppy TP stamped on the side, give it up. Precious isn’t a property of either of them, though it does share their melodramatic penchant for depressive heroines and violent family struggles. They only helped get it distributed. Daniels imbues his film with a sense of hateful rawness and manages to scrub the sentimentality until it bleeds. Buoyed by awe-inspiring performances, Precious is a movie about survival rather than hope or redemption, reminding me of Requiem for a Dream, in that I will never watch this again.


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Comments

uh Jennifer Hudson tainted NOTHING , she EARNED EVERY award she won for Dream girls.. hating on her accomplishments is not gonna guarantee Monique anything... Jennifer worked so hard to get to where she is and I love it.. She's more likable and appeals to more people than Monique does.. haters I tell ya.. I'm not interested in this movie and no I did not real all you wrote..

Posted by: LEA at November 11, 2009 12:09 PM

Was that comment real? Really?

Posted by: Alexandra at November 11, 2009 12:13 PM

Damn that was a great read, Prisco. I actually got chills and teary eyed reading - and even though I know I will cry my eyes into puffy, red oblivion - I know I'll see this.

Posted by: Cindy at November 11, 2009 12:15 PM

"Mary would make Miranda Priestly shit a sweatshirt covered in kittens."

Kudos sir.

As for the Mariah Carey stunt casting: there's no defensible reason to cast her ass in anything. It just guarantees that I won't pay to see it, ever.

Like I've said before, I'll catch it on TNT.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 11, 2009 12:17 PM

Glad to have LEA's comment to make me laugh out loud after reading such an intense review. I haven't decided yet whether or not I'll be able to see this movie. Great review though!

Posted by: katy at November 11, 2009 12:22 PM

I read the book years ago and loved it. I'm glad that the movie apparently takes the same no-holds-barred approach. I do wonder, though, if there were any funny moments? Because as dark as the book is -- and it's DARK -- Precious herself made me laugh out loud many times.

Posted by: jimbob at November 11, 2009 12:27 PM

I can't watch this. It sounds like it hits way too close...

Posted by: Trouble at November 11, 2009 12:27 PM

this is one of those films that i really want to see, yet have to build the courage up to go to...i just know it's going to rip my heart out. great review, although i skipped the 2nd to the last paragraph to avoid any spoilers. as for the woodsman...i just don't know if i can deal with 2 hours of a story revolving around pedophilia...

Posted by: gem at November 11, 2009 12:28 PM

Nice Salinger reference in the title, Prisco!

Posted by: Seymour Glass at November 11, 2009 12:29 PM

i know that reviews always contain some spoiler-like references and elements, but there was way too much information about the plot in this review.

Posted by: celery at November 11, 2009 12:31 PM

I sure hope it's the film that pushes that Precious is obese every ten seconds as a plot point and not just your review...

I can't wait to see this. I actually called to bitch to my local theaters for not carrying it on opening weekend. The fuck, assholes? You can give me Coco Avant Chanel, Ponyo, Good Hair, and La Danse on opening weekend, but not Precious? What kind of Oscar-teasing theaters are you? All of you do that yearly "See all 5 best picture nominees for $20 marathon" each year (oh, how I'll miss that) and give tiny films a chance, but no Precious? And you're all in the greater NYC area. I don't have the spare cash right now to spend $40+ to go see tiny films with Oscar dreams (round-trip bus ticket: $22, metrocard refilling: $5, movie ticket: $10-12, lunch: dollar menu cause my ass be broke by the time the trip is done). I ain't buying no more movie tickets till I get to see Mo'Nique whoop Gabby with a cast iron skillet for not frying up dinner fast enough. It's not often someone goes from Soul Plane to Precious, and I have no intention of missing it on the big screen.

Posted by: Robert at November 11, 2009 12:32 PM

"...a Shere Khan pantheress who’ll sit lazily swaying its tail before pouncing and clawing your fucking eyes out..."

I love that. What a review, Prisco. I want to see it, and then I don't because...I'm wimpy.

Posted by: Katie (KP) at November 11, 2009 12:33 PM

Wow, Kanye's really calmed down. Only three words in all caps.

Posted by: Jim Doggie at November 11, 2009 12:35 PM

Fucking excellent review that both makes me want to see the film, and absolutely certain I wont be seeing the film. A baby getting dropped and fallen on?
I know for a fact I cant handle that shit.
A shame and all because this sounds fucking amazing

Posted by: Nadine at November 11, 2009 12:36 PM

Re: LEA's post

"I did not real all you wrote"?

I think the owner of www.brainwaveactivityofmyasshole.com was mystically transported here via the magicality of the interwebs. That was just rank ridiculousness.

Oh wait. I better stop before LEA reals what I'm writing.

Posted by: Kballs at November 11, 2009 12:37 PM

Way to knock it out of the park, Prisco. I've been wanting to see this movie, but I was worried there wouldn't be enough strength to balance out the sorrow. I'm glad to see that my fears were unfounded. Also... I was kind of dragging my feet about it because of how much Carey whined about how "ugly" she got for the part. Sweetheart, if the previews are any indicator, you were washed out and given a nasty wig, you were not turned into Sloth from the Goonies.

Posted by: Kayanne at November 11, 2009 12:40 PM

You just made me even more excited to watch this movie. I love a kickass performance, and I love even more that it's not by a Halle Berry type. I love when actors break out of the cliches like that.

I seriously can't wait to see this. I don't give a damn that it's tainted by Oprah or Tyler Perry--they just threw money at brilliant people, as far as I'm concerned. They had nothing else to do with it and the greatness of the film doesn't come from the people who give the money.

Another great review, Prisco. Though I kinda wish I hadn't read the second-to-last paragraph.

Posted by: figgy at November 11, 2009 12:40 PM

Celery, you really are a vegetable. Prisco mentions every scene that the trailer shows or has already been mentioned in other reviews. It's not like he mentioned how she got AIDS.

Posted by: The Land Snark at November 11, 2009 12:43 PM

Ah! Salinger title! Ahh! A commenter called "Seymour Glass!" I'm LITERALLY jumping up and down right now! Wait! I can play too! My real people name isn't actually esme, that's just what I picked for here because of the Salinger short story! The one in the title! See? This is totally why I read Pajiba! Y'all are awesome! Especially whoever is "Seymour Glass!" And you, Prisco! Oh, I'm so excited I have to pee!

Posted by: esme at November 11, 2009 12:51 PM

Wait. What's this about a depressing movie? Well, as Morgan Freeman would say, "Shiyuit."

Posted by: esme at November 11, 2009 12:53 PM

This was the only time I've seen a trailer for a movie and CRIED. Can't wait to see it and dreading seeing it at the same time.

Read an article about how Mo'nique actually was crying when she learned of the scene where she had to drop the baby. She has twins and she just said having to "go there" in the scene was too close to home.

Posted by: scorzi at November 11, 2009 1:01 PM

Excellent review Prisco. My roommate and I debated for a good half hour the other day over whether we'd have the stomach to see this. I want to see the performances...but do I have to see the movie? I haven't decided.

And The Woodsman is tits.

Posted by: Julie at November 11, 2009 1:08 PM

The Land Snark - well played.

Posted by: Spaz at November 11, 2009 1:10 PM

Great review Prisco, I am excited to watch this movie, well maybe excited shouldn't be the word, I mean who gets excited when they know they are going just to get depressed. I knew I wanted to watch this movie when I read a quote from Gabby Sidibe; and I am totally paraphrasing it here because I am lazy like that and do not feel like going to look it up.

She said: "The media are trying to paint the picture that I was this downtrodden, ugly girl who was unpopular in school and in life, and then I got this role and now I’m awesome. But the truth is that I’ve been awesome, and then I got this role.”

Yeah, her confidence in that alone made me smile.

Posted by: ashes at November 11, 2009 1:17 PM

I really do want to see this, but I don't think I will. Just the pictures I've seen from this make me weepy. I read some other spoilers and yes, the movie gets substantially more depressing (in ways I didn't think possible) and I don't want to start bawling in the theater.

That said, I'm glad to hear that Precious isn't just the victim in the film; she fights back. The trailers don't really imply that.

Posted by: Brie at November 11, 2009 1:26 PM

Oh, Prisco... every little thing you do is magic. Even though seeing the words "Mo'Nique" and "Oscar" in the same sentence just about made my brain start dribbling out of my ear.

Of course, it helps when the film you're reviewing is kick-you-in-the-face fantastic.

And: Even I screamed “DON’T GO IN THERE, GIRL!” made me snort at work..

Posted by: Jelinas at November 11, 2009 1:46 PM

a Shere Khan pantheress who’ll sit lazily swaying its tail before pouncing and clawing your fucking eyes out.

Great line, amazing image, and exactly what I saw when I read the book. She really is a terrifying character. The book gives some reasoning behind her behavior, but not an excuse. It's a smart approach.

It looks like the movie doesn't stray too far from the book. That's a great thing for the story, but I don't know if I can watch this in public without weeping. The book was harrowing enough.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at November 11, 2009 1:50 PM

Prisco, this might be the best thing you've ever written. But I know that I still won't see this film.

Posted by: Nicole at November 11, 2009 1:55 PM

Absolutely beautiful review Prisco - I think you've convinced me to see it.

Posted by: replica at November 11, 2009 2:15 PM

I understand why people may not want to spend 20+ dollars to spend their free time seeing something so harrowing. I get it. Who needs to be emotionally upset on the weekend?

But this is part of the reason why so few quality dramas get made these days. Great tragedy is SUPPOSED to be cathartic, and complex, and harrowing, and eye opening.

Posted by: chato at November 11, 2009 2:43 PM

I live in San Diego and this movie won't be out here until Nov. 20th. I will be watching it that weekend for sure. I already found a friend to go with me and she's bringing a box of tissues. I think we will be out by the end of the movie.

Posted by: James at November 11, 2009 2:50 PM

Excellent review.

Pass.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at November 11, 2009 2:50 PM

I can't believe one person wrote that second to last paragraph. The first half is 2nd grade book report shitty in how pointless and detailed it is*, while the second half intelligently interprets what happened while not spelling it out.

* - If this was supposed to be a Real Time review, I withdraw that part.

Posted by: pissant at November 11, 2009 2:58 PM

Hey Prisco the reason that Oprah and Perry are involved is that they put up their own money to get this movie distributed. I really don’t think anyone else gave a fuck enough about this movie to get it distributed. But its kinda ironic though, the same people that hate Oprah and Perry are in the end putting money in both their pockets by going to this movie.

Posted by: Guess Who! at November 11, 2009 3:01 PM

I love that quote from Gabby Sidibe. THOSE are the kinds of chicks that should succeed in Hollywood, not the useless twats like Gwyneth Paltrow.

As much as I will regret having my heart ripped from my ribcage, I'm going to see this movie. For the first two years after I graduated from college, I worked as a case manager in a juvenile prison facility. Prison as in a 24-hour lockdown facility for juvenile felons that they were committed to until they completed the restorative justice program. Most of them needed to be there. Anyway, I came to know many sad stories of kids that had chosen the wrong path, but I came to know a few kids whose parents outright hated them and kept them around just for a welfare check. A few even had extended family members that loved the boys and offered to let the boys stay with them while keeping legal residence at the evil parent's house. As you can guess, that answer was always "no." It is one of the saddest things a caring adult will ever see. Even sadder, the boys were generally nice young men despite the shit their parents heaped on them. There was only one which was turned into a twisted criminal monster, which I suppose speaks to the resilience of kids.

One would think that after seeing that kind of shit that I wouldn't venture close to this movie, but I'm a glutton.

Posted by: stardust (now with 100% less savant) at November 11, 2009 3:33 PM

::sigh:: Really, really well done review. But I can't get behind the film. It literally felt like I was watching a rough cut of the film - so much seemed not to gel, but damn if everyone didn't act the shit out of it.

Posted by: whatBENwatches at November 11, 2009 3:40 PM

I agree with LEA regarding the comment made in this review about Jennifer Hudson. Jennifer didn't taint anything. Her Oscar win was very deserving, I don't know where you were when Dreamgirls was in the theaters, but that girl had people on their feet clapping and going crazy from her performance. She touched you with that performance that's why people had the reactions they did, you have to remeber this was a musical not a sad, satanic drama like Precious. Both movies are good in their own right and Jennifer stole Dreamgirls! Stop pissing on Jennifer just to make Monique shine.

Posted by: SFM at November 11, 2009 4:14 PM

scorzi, this was also the only trailer I ever saw that made me cry.
The only movie I ever saw that made me cry was E.T., but whatever!
I really want to go see this, but then I might have to go kill myself.

Posted by: bat at November 11, 2009 4:43 PM

Nu-uh, nope. It sounds like you're saying the drop a TV on a baby to kill it. I didn't used to be bothered by things like that (in movies anyway), but now I have a 4 month old infant and I just don't think I could handle it right now. Maybe I'll get it on nertflix when he's, I don't know, 18?

Posted by: peachfish at November 11, 2009 4:46 PM

This is by all accounts a great movie, the trailer alone is enough to make me go all verklempt, and I like Monique as a performer, but it just sounds so goddam DEPRESSING. Yeah, all caps. I don't know if I have it in me to watch it. Damn. Maybe one day while it's still playing, I'll feel particularly hateful toward humanity and nothing could make my opinion of it go lower, and I'll go see this.

Posted by: Slash at November 11, 2009 5:06 PM

Overrated, exploitative, and cliched. I bet the ending will be "honest" ... just to keep it real.

Posted by: MisterMJ at November 11, 2009 5:28 PM

Is it going to be the "Juno" of 2009?

Posted by: Emran at November 11, 2009 5:56 PM

We'll see if any of these people get acting work again after these "powerhouse" performances. Can't act your way out of being brown in LA!

Posted by: jzhz at November 11, 2009 6:07 PM

So for those of you who are staying away because of the big glowing O and the sloppy TP stamped on the side, give it up.

Well alright then.

Seriously, great review. You've convinced me to watch this one.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at November 11, 2009 6:37 PM

Sounds too depressing for me, although the (paraphrased) quote from Gabby Sidibe above is pretty awesome.

The cherry on the top of the depressing sundae is her name being "Precious." I mean, she somehow acquires the nickname Precious, yet she's treated as anything but.

Yeah, I ended a sentence on a preposition. Whaddya gonna do about it?

Posted by: MM at November 11, 2009 6:41 PM

Mo'Nique can have her Oscar when she removes the apostrophe from her name. I mean, really... serious people vote for that thing.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at November 11, 2009 6:48 PM

Okay, okay, I will watch The Woodsman!
But I won't watch Precious.
Sounds just too depressing.

Posted by: AlwaysConfused at November 11, 2009 6:55 PM

The first time I read the title for this movie I thought, "Amazing, the chick from Flavor of Love and Charm School can not only read and write but wrote a serious novel?" Then I realized it wasn't Saaphyri but Sapphire. Yeah, I shouldn't admit that, but there ya' go.


Posted by: Jiffyzen at November 11, 2009 7:23 PM

Those of you ridiculing someone for a typo better not ever make one. Ridicule them for being an ass, but not for the typo.

I've been fascinated with this film since I saw the first clips many months ago. If this lives up to the hype...and everyone is saying it does, none better than you here...than it will be one for the ages.

But I also get the feeling this will be a Schindler's List. You know, an excellent film that cannot be watched more than once.

Posted by: Patricia at November 11, 2009 7:36 PM

I'm annoyed that there is an author named Sapphire. Bitch, your name is Ramona.

Posted by: Lizardqueen at November 11, 2009 8:09 PM

Jeebus. Yes, I will see this, though I admit I was terrified of this movie after seeing the first preview. I thought, holy mother of god: this movie looks like it will be like being beaten by a bag of puppies, slowly, for a long, long time.
But... I had a feeling there was something great in in, if even that "great" was still terrifying. Your review convinced me to give it a go.

Posted by: tira at November 11, 2009 9:08 PM

Those of you ridiculing someone for a typo better not ever make one. Ridicule them for being an ass, but not for the typo.

Fuck that. We comment on a blog that is attempting to be professional. We aren't held to the same standard. Its a question of professionalism.

Posted by: MaryMary at November 11, 2009 9:13 PM

Fuck that. We comment on a blog that is attempting to be professional. We aren't held to the same standard. Its a question of professionalism.

Yes, IT'S a question of professionalism. IT'S. IT IS.

Mind your apostrophes!

Posted by: kettle at November 11, 2009 9:24 PM

So because the film has a good review before you see it, it's a horrible overrated cliched film?

Just checking.

Saying a film is overrated before you see it is an internet cliche. All y'all writing like that are as hackneyed as you claim this film is sight unseen.

Posted by: Robert at November 11, 2009 10:51 PM

of course this isn't playing anywhere inside a 3-hour drive from me.

Posted by: courtney at November 11, 2009 11:10 PM

seeing that i live in australia and precious is eons away from being screened,i literally had to speed and skimp past the first few paragraphs-reviews that give away too much,i mean it actually goes scene by scene and into way too much detail-i understand how enthusiastic you must be after watching this extraordinary film,i'm definitely catching it as soon as it arrives here.

Posted by: unevan at November 12, 2009 12:18 AM

This movie could be about my family. Though it may rip me up, I WILL see it.

Posted by: HopeHope at November 12, 2009 1:14 AM

"Greek tragedy for BET"?

Really?

REALLY?

Posted by: Kaybie at November 12, 2009 1:45 AM

So here's yet another actress with no formal training who kicks Hollywood's ass. Explain to me again why acting is a "craft"?

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at November 12, 2009 1:47 AM

Big Daddy, it is called type casting. Therefore, not so much acting as just being.
Anyone can get a hole in 1 once. Lets see her do it again. I bet she's no Guielgud. then again, how many great roles for 300lb lasses of her ethnic persuasion are there out there?

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 12, 2009 3:36 AM

I agree with LEA regarding the comment made in this review about Jennifer Hudson. -SFM

no, you don't! just stop saying that you do.

also, i'm sorry for giving precious all that AIDS.

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2009 9:28 AM

Yeah gotta agre with Kaybie. Greek tragedy for BET is a dickface line. If the movie is as good as the review elludes to, this single dismissive sentance invalidated it all.

If you're going to pigeonhole a tale of heartwrenching, gut punching turmoil with a mostly black cast, it deserves a better one than "Black Entertainment". This is not Showtime at the Apollo.

Posted by: May at November 12, 2009 10:58 AM

HAHA i love the term Actressin'!!

Posted by: roodle at November 12, 2009 1:40 PM

Seriously, Pajiba (including regular commenters), the casual hipster-ironic sexist racist remarks have got to go. Does every reference to a performance by an african-american require a minstrel show moment? 'Actressin'?!?!

Posted by: karen at November 12, 2009 8:04 PM

Acting ISN'T a craft. It's an art.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at November 12, 2009 11:17 PM

Hi! I'm from Kenya and thanks to the chinese and their bootlegging experts, I get to see stuff that lets face it would take atleast 5 years to get here. Now, I have a pet peeve, black american actors cast as africans and their atrocious accents. I Realise we sound funny but these guys make us sound retarded, I'm looking at you Forrest Whitaker. We have'nt stopped guffawing at the King of scotland. I will give an honourable mention to Leonardo Dicaprio for blood diamond. That was a spot on Afrikaans accent dude. clearly you take your craft seriously. and Don Cheadle for Hotel Rwanda. Absolute magic! it's clear that he researched his role and didn't go the usual black american route which is, just sound stupid, people expect africans to be stupid, after all they live in houses made out of mud. PS, my African arse loves Dustin Rowles. you make me laugh which is difficult since i leave in a continent drowning in poverty, aids and corrupt politicians.

Posted by: Vien at November 13, 2009 12:13 PM

Sorry for picking on black americans. I meant to pick on African Americans. Kidding! Just the few actors i've seen so far. Also i'm on my period and the paracetamol has refused to kick in, God damn it! I love America, because just when i think i live on the worst place on earth,there comes E! with the latest shenanigans of Paris, Britney, Sarah Palin who wasn't even taken seriously here in africa and George Bush!! Don't ask me why i say 'even here in Africa' apart from the corruption, frustration, AIDS, etc, its a pretty great place to live. We are a strong people and... sigh, please forgive me, this has nothing to do with the movie and I'm on my period and...oh i already mentioned that. Dustin!!! I love ya!

Posted by: Vien at November 13, 2009 12:53 PM

The first thing I thought when I read the BET line was, "This guy OBVIOUSLY doesn't watch BET." Then I laughed.


This movie looks amazing. I've been wanting to see it since I first saw the trailer. Yeah, I love depressing movies.

Posted by: kayla at November 13, 2009 10:44 PM

I got cold sweat while reading this review, the movie might just kill me, but I'll see it anyway, and then participate in some old school, Malcolm X style justice when this movie is robbed of the Oscar.

Posted by: George at November 15, 2009 9:30 PM


Dustin:

Hire LEA immediately.

Posted by: Christopher at November 20, 2009 11:17 AM

I love you Prisco, you know I do, but I just can't see this. The review was heartbreaking enough.

Posted by: Kolby at November 20, 2009 11:33 AM

Well, anyway, people are acting weird in here.

I read the book very recently (it's one of my reviews for Cannonball Read). And yeah, because of hearing about the film. The book was fantastic.

But honestly, while I'm very sure this film is incredible, I'm not up for a dose of depression right now. Yeah, I'm a weenie, whatever. But from the description and from reading the book, the mom character sounds like an African-American version of my own mother--just as cruel, just as crazy, just as abusive and cold, willing to sacrifice her own children for gain.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at November 20, 2009 11:58 AM

I barely survived Monster although it had one of the best
performances, in my opinion, in film history. I know I can't see it again.
I'm going to make a preemptive strike this time and decide not to see
Precious. Harrowing is a quality I like sparingly in my entertainment.
The world offers me enough horrors without a kind of live action
version to reinforce what we know to be the worst of people.

Another reason to avoid it is that motherhood has made me pathetic
and weak; while watching, my brain would find a way to
have my 4 year old son end up in a similar situation. It's a gift.

Posted by: Supercomfypampertimefloatythrone at November 20, 2009 1:21 PM

And there is nothing you could do short of threatening my child
that will get me to watch The Road.

Posted by: Supercomfypampertimefloatythrone at November 20, 2009 1:39 PM

Chiming in to point out that the film is depressing, but it's not even close to Dancer in the Dark or even Vera Drake levels of depressing. Think Closer or The Lives of Others. The film is mostly a downer, though I actually left the theater in a great mood because the film was charming and hopeful. It's like Amelie if she faced any actual damn problems in her life. We can't all count orgasms in Paris, and we can't all afford the luxury of freshly cracked creme brulee. Still, the fantasy sequences in Precious are almost perfection.

As is Mo'Nique. Just save us all the trouble and give her the Oscar now. I mean, the Weinsteins are going to shoehorn her only real competition, Cotillard for Nine, into Lead Actress, so shy of burning down an orphanage and declaring Hitler the greatest man in history on her talk show, she's going to win. I'd say give it to Gaby, too, since she'll probably wind up deserving it, but she'll be the token "We know you'll never be nominated again because what else could you play?" honoree ala Catalina Sandina Moreno or Keisha Castle Hughes.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2009 4:21 PM

I read the book Push in half an hour yesterday at the bookstore and if Monique captured even 1% of how awful Precious's mother is, she did a great job. This woman was one of the most horrific characters I've ever encountered in a story.

Posted by: Az at November 20, 2009 4:45 PM

"I will give an honourable mention to Leonardo Dicaprio for blood diamond. That was a spot on Afrikaans accent dude. clearly you take your craft seriously."


I was always wondering what a person from Africa would say about his accent in particular. If this indeed is a person saying who they really say they are, then that answers my question.

Posted by: Recondite at November 21, 2009 5:02 PM

This sounds really good and raw, but it also sounds ridiculously depressing and I don't think I could deal with that. It sounds like one of those movies that will make you feel like shit afterward. yes? no? maybe?

Posted by: Anhelo at November 26, 2009 1:12 PM

The Land Snark, you are a dick.

Posted by: Danielle at November 27, 2009 5:22 PM

YEAAAH, land snark! And in that this film is set in the late '80s, waaaay before antiviral therapies were developed, the reality is that Precious would be dead in,oh, about 3 years on the outside.
I am an RN, worked in an Immunosuppressed Unit (we couldnt use the dreaded "A" word), from 1987-1996.
So, sadly, I do know of where I speak.
Only upside would be the wasting, and she would be Tyra-esque skinny before her inevitable demise.
Oh, boy, I really am showing all my demons. Sorry, Pajibians..let the hating begin.

Posted by: devildoggie at November 28, 2009 4:39 PM

Seriously, Pajiba (including regular commenters), the casual hipster-ironic sexist racist remarks have got to go. Does every reference to a performance by an african-american require a minstrel show moment? 'Actressin'?!?!

Posted by: karen at November 12, 2009 8:04 PM

THANK YOU.

Posted by: duckandcover at December 1, 2009 12:38 AM





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