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By TK | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (22)



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Your stock is rising, Marvel.

As always, it’s hard to write about animated comic book movies without doing a bit of comparison. It’s almost like I’m keeping score of Marvel Animation and DC Universe Original Animated, for some inexplicable reason. Then again, when there are only two games in town, it’s hard not to. Regardless, the clearcut winner has historically been DC Animated, whose features typically feature better animation, more complex storylines, better writing and superior voice acting. However Marvel’s newest entry, Planet Hulk, shows that Marvel is ready to knock a couple of dents in DC’s armor.

Planet Hulk is based on the comic book storyline of the same name, but with some notable and necessary (and some unnecessary) differences. The essential story is the same: The Hulk (aka Bruce Banner, though we never see him in this version) is simply too dangerous to exist on earth anymore. Long-regarded as one of the most powerful, most destructive and most uncontrollable forces on the planet, a group of what can best be described as superpowered wisemen called the Illuminati decide to step in. The group, comprised of Namor (The Sub-Mariner), Tony Stark (Iron Man), Reed Richards (Mr. Fantastic), Dr. Strange, Black Bolt, and Charles Xavier (Professor X), essentially capture and sedate the Hulk and launch him into space. Hulk, waking up in bonds on a spaceship, learns this from a holographic message left by Tony Stark, who tells him they’ve found a peaceful, green planet without intelligent life where they hope he can find peace. The Hulk, as is his way, loses his shit, breaks free and trashes the ship, causing it to crash land on the planet Sakaar, a desert planet ruled by a harsh and oppressive king known as The Red King. Hulk is promptly captured and sold into slavery, where he and a ragged band of other slaves are forced to fight in gladiatorial games for the amusement of the king and his people. The King, who came to power after saving the people from near-genocide decades before, fears and instantly despises the Hulk, especially once the arena’s fans begin to rally behind his wins.

Sound familiar? Well, it’s essentially a gladiator movie for the first 50 minutes, and the stories of gladiator movies (Spartacus, Gladiator) don’t deviate much — undesesrving hero is captured, forced to fight, joins forces with the other gladiators, leads them to overthrow their oppressors, and either dies or becomes king. Planet Hulk, despite featuring superheroes and aliens, sticks pretty closely to that formula.

Anyone who pays even passing attention to Marvel comics knows that there have been several incarnations of the hulk — green, gray (even red nowadays), smart, stupid, angry, calm, etc., etc. This particular version is green, can speak and is moderately intelligent, but still a distinct personality from alter ego Bruce Banner. The story follows the Hulk as he fights wave after wave of gladiator challengers — robots, insects, giant robot-centipede thingamajigs, even Beta Ray Bill, who is involved in the story briefly and rather bizarrely — the purpose of his character is filled by the Silver Surfer in the comic book series, but for reasons unknown they went with Bill for this one. Regardless, the people of Sakaar are waiting for their legendary savior, and after witnessing his feats in the arena, they begin to believe the Hulk is that savior. As I said, you can guess where this leads.

Director Greg Johnson does manage to some curveballs thrown into the plot — the Hulk is initially aloof from his fellow fighters, but of course, eventually begins to care for them. The emperor is cunning and way more evil than you suspect, and his woman-at-arms is more than she appears. But overall, the plot is rather predictable. This is born somewhat out of necessity, as the comic’s storyline is massively complex and dependent on years of history, but a little frustrating as well — every outcome is telegraphed, every character predictable. That said, it’s still an effective little movie. The action is fast and furious. Both Marvel and DC are upping the violence quotient in their animated films, and, especially for characters such as the Hulk, this is a near necessity. The Hulk is a creature of rage and strength and determination, and it’s well reflected in Planet Hulk. The voice acting is overall excellent — it lacks the big-ticket names that other aniimated films has, but I usually think that works to the advantage of these films. Hearing a recognizable voice is distracting sometimes.

The animation is good, not great. It’s a simple animation style, but the world of Sakaar is well-rendered and visually pretty impressive. A desert planet, it’s full of harsh landscapes and creative, alien architecture that helps you buy into the story. The character animations are sharp, the Hulk in particular — the close up shots of his face and eyes are able to show a remarkable range of emotion. Best of all, the creature design is varied and interesting. There’s a cornucopia of alien races that come into play, and they are all inventive and unusual.

Planet Hulk
, along with Marvel’s last effort Hulk Vs., is a strong step in the right direction for Marvel’s animated film catalogue. While the story is fairly predictable and derivative, it’s a well-told one and has some fun quirks thrown into it. The colors and animation are vivid and exciting, the voice acting is slick and the direction is strong. It’s predictable, but not dumb — Planet Hulk is another animated film that should satisfy kids and adult fans alike (although the violence and mild bloodletting may be a bit much for the little ones).

TK writes about music and movies. He enjoys playing with dogs, raising the dead, and tacos. You can email him here.









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Comments

This is good to hear.

I was debating on whether I should check this one out and this review made the choice a lot easier.

Posted by: Dave at February 2, 2010 2:09 PM

HULK SMASH BAD STORYLINE!!!


SMASH!!

Posted by: Recondite at February 2, 2010 2:11 PM

Can you tell me how to get to the dessert planet? Sounds delicious.

Posted by: MikeG at February 2, 2010 2:30 PM

Beta Ray Bill?! Surely the Silver Surfer has a higher Q Rating than Beta Ray Bill.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at February 2, 2010 2:48 PM

Watch me be that guy:

Why does the Hulk need armor? Isn't he indestructible? I mean, sure, he CAN be hurt by a few things (adimantium, the only thing currently springing to mind) but he has a super-fast healing factor. Even nukes don't kill him. He just *sigh*...he DOESN'T need armor.

Posted by: superasente at February 2, 2010 2:56 PM

superasente, yes, to the fast healing factor, but I thought that part of the point (from the writing direction) of sending Hulk to another planet would be that things there WOULD actually pose a threat to him. And anyway, it's not so much armor (I mean, what, his left arm needs extra protection?), it's more decorative.

TK, thanks for the review. I didn't follow the Planet Hulk comics very closely--what parts were dependent on years of storylines? I thought most of Planet Hulk was brand new.

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at February 2, 2010 3:05 PM

Wandering Parakeet, there are a few storylines and characters that tie into Planet Hulk - House of M (a tiny bit), The Brood, The Silver Surfer and Galactus stories, HYDRA... I think it would have been too much to try to get all of that in, so they cut a few corners.

Tracer's right though - the substitution of Beta Ray Bill for the Silver Surfer is pretty bizarre, and it's handled pretty clumsily.

Posted by: TK at February 2, 2010 3:13 PM

That's probably what passes for clothing on that planet. The Hulk has always worn clothes, even when they weren't rags left over from his human form.

Also, most of his kit in the photo above looks like it could be used offensively. If he's fighting creatures with strength and invulnerability similar to his, it would help to have spikes and sharp edges to drive into them.

Posted by: Gitley at February 2, 2010 3:16 PM

OH GOD, WE ARE THOSE GUYS.

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at February 2, 2010 3:33 PM

This is obviously based on my life.

*calls lawyer*

Posted by: Kballs at February 2, 2010 3:36 PM

I wonder if the Silver Surfer rights might have been complicated by Fantastic Four 2: The Rise of Said Surfer? It happened, no matter how much you try to ignore it. (At least I assume it happened; I never saw that shitpile.)

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at February 2, 2010 3:47 PM

[pained expression]

Why'd you have to go and bring that up?

Posted by: TK at February 2, 2010 3:49 PM

As far as the armor, he was initially somewhat weaker when he landed on Sakaar because he came through some sort of wormhole and they dressed him up to like a prophesied savior, the thinking that when the Red King whooped his ass, it would solidify the King's hold on the planet. But that ain't what happened, cuz ol' Jade Jaws OPENED UP A CAN OF HULK-SIZED KICK ASS ON THAT OL' BOY. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN THE HULK WRAPS HIS 48-INCH PYTHONS AROUND YOUR NECK AND BEGINS TO SQUEEZE? WHATTER YEW GONNA DO? YOU GONNA DIE, BOY! JUS' LIKE THAT LIL' RED BUG-LOOKIN' BOY WITH THEM LITTLE DINGLY DEALIOS HANGIN' OFF HIS CHIN! HE DED. THAT BOY DED!

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at February 2, 2010 3:50 PM

Tracer, everyone at work is staring at me because I'm snort-laughing. I'm just picturing the Hulk snapping it to a slim-jim and it's too much.

Posted by: superasente at February 2, 2010 4:07 PM

I swear by the rotting sheaves of plastic-wrapped colorful paper hiding in my closet, that I literally thank the gods that be that you live here, in this world, writing writings on this site TK. Just had to say it.

Posted by: replica at February 2, 2010 5:40 PM

Arruckus.

Doon.

Dessert Planet.

So, the Hulk finds himself on a planet made of sugar where people ride giant pretzels and drink a mind-altering substnace known as beer?

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 2, 2010 7:33 PM

NETFLIX!

Posted by: Candy at February 2, 2010 10:13 PM

I really liked that comic arc. I've never even been a huge Hulk fan, but I thought it was a great story. Too bad it was followed up by the shitty World War Hulk.

Posted by: Lucas at February 2, 2010 10:45 PM

World Painted Hulk?

Posted by: Recondite at February 3, 2010 12:32 AM

Just wanted to thank you TK for the Hulk vs. recommendation. Granted both stories were absolute crap but the five minutes of Deadpool made it all worthwhile.

Call me slow but the Hulk vs. Thor story made me (finally) realize that if you took the comic book characters, removed the super powers, put them in a ring, and filmed them in live-action, you'd have professional wrestling.

Posted by: Neodiogenes at February 3, 2010 12:07 PM

I watched this last night, and it was fun, if a little simplistic. I left my comic geekdom behind in the mid 80's so I was surprised to see The Hulk bleeding (old school Hulk ain't got time to bleed), and Beta Ray Bill's hammer (which the internet tells me he got from Odin), still has all it's special Asgard imbued specialness. I remember reading in one Thor arc that "god" powers are tied to physical places. But then I had another drink and it didn't bother me so much. Still, a fun time waster, and I'll be looking out for more of these direct to DVD animations. Thanks for the review.

Posted by: Groundloop at February 9, 2010 12:46 PM

I didn't read Planet Hulk comic but I thought the movie was fun. Yes some questions like why he didn't change back to Banner when he was calm etc...but overall it was fun.

I read that Beta Ray Bill was inserted because of legal issues with Surfer.

Posted by: Nicholas at February 23, 2010 5:08 PM


















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