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We Got a Runner

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (38)



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There’s something about old seventies sci-fi that is just so bad that it wraps around back to something vaguely approximating good. Logan’s Run is a middling science fiction flick that hit theaters in 1976, one of that last wave of sci-fi before Star Wars came along and rewrote everything about the genre in film. So it’s got that nice and clean world of white washed walls, fluorescent lights and scanty robes for clothing.

Based on a 1967 novel of the same name, Logan’s Run is set in a future dystopia in which everyone is killed on their thirtieth birthday (it was 21 in the novel, but in production it was too difficult to find young enough looking actors). A crystal embedded in each individual’s hand changes colors over time, until it turns black and the bearer knows that it’s time to go get fried at a ritual called Carrousel. Of course some people make a run for it, and have to be chased and put down by the Sandmen, the obligatory jackbooted thugs of the piece. The Logan of the film’s title is one such Sandman, and the supercomputer at the heart of their city sends him on a mission to find and destroy Sanctuary, the legendary haven that the runners are trying to reach. Sex, violence, and running occur, as they are wont to do in films with entertainment value.

The film version of Logan’s Run made some significant plot changes that make the story marginally less memorable. The book, while not a story for the ages, at least veers into the truly dark. Sex, torture, and violence run throughout the novel. The character of Logan is not sent on a mission in the novel, but decides on his last day of life to try running to see if he can find and destroy the legendary Sanctuary, thus going down in a blaze of glory. It sets up the plot to be much darker and cynical, following a protagonist whose original goals are underhanded and malicious, only slowly transforming into a genuine good guy. Logan’s journey takes him through a surreal playhouse of a world that teeters on a knife’s edge between being genuinely creepy and creative and just suggesting that the author might need to seek counseling.

The society of both the film and novel is hedonistic and open, featuring an electronic “circuit” in which individuals can find others with whom to have sex, sort of a retro-future version of Match.com. There’s a stretch of science fiction during the sixties that simply presupposes that in the future everybody will be swingers, just like other science fiction assumes we’ll have flying cars. As such, there’s plentiful nudity of course, a baffling parade of stripping down just to put other clothes on for plot reasons so awkward that they wouldn’t pass muster even in the porn industry. It’s been ten minutes, it must be time to see Jenny Agutter’s breasts again. Ah the nostalgia of feverish adolescence before the rise of the Internet. Logan’s Run was better than the Sears catalog.

The ending features the baffling trope of a computer exploding because it was presented with information it thought to be impossible. Naturally, through the wondrous design of future cities, the overloading of the computer detonates the entire rest of the city, conveniently without casualties. Universal suicide at age thirty is small potatoes dystopia compared to the engineer who used plastic explosives in place of grout and then wired the detonators up to an overgrown PC’s blue screen of death. And as the children of man come climbing out of their enclosed city, they find themselves in an Eden, only sprinkled here and there with the ruins of cities. Forest has retaken Washington D.C. The real dystopia would have been a few months after the end of the film when three-fourths of them had died of exposure or starvation.

The film’s central conceit of a society of mandatory suicide loses a little of what made it work in the novel. The novel takes as a starting point the explosion of population in the 20th century, and the resultant fact that the population was overwhelmingly young at any given time. Coupled with the youth movements of the sixties, the author took “never trust anyone over thirty” to its logical extreme: kill everyone over thirty. It’s not a horrible idea (I mean the story, not the policy); one of the cornerstones of science fiction is that exact intellectual exercise of carrying ideas to extremes to explore what they say about the present. The film skirts the issues, though, and exists more in a vacuum.

So is it worth seeing? Well, at the remove of years, it is absolutely and positively hilarious and painful to watch. The effects are so bad that they’re more causes than effects. The story is terrifically derivative, pulling science fiction tropes from better works and piling them on like gravy. If you saw this as a kid, it’s great fun to see again, but if not, I don’t think this can hold its own anymore without the element of nostalgia.

Steven Lloyd Wilson is a hopeless romantic and the last scion of Norse warriors and the forbidden elder gods. His novel, ramblings, and assorted fictions coalesce at www.burningviolin.com. You can email him here.









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Comments

I was never much impressed with Logan's Run.

It's unusual for me to find anything lacking in your reviews, SLW, but in this case I must remark on two things:
1) This movie won an Oscar for special effects. (Let that sink in.)
2) You fail to say anything about Peter Ustinov, whose brief appearance is the funnest part of the whole movie.

I said "funnest," not "funniest," because the funniest bit is the only quote I can remember from the whole movie: when Michael York takes Jenny Agutter's hand, smiles warmly, and says, "Come. Let's have sex."

Posted by: Jerce at January 27, 2010 2:15 PM

It’s been ten minutes, it must be time to see Jenny Agutter’s breasts again.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at January 27, 2010 2:18 PM

Right. First, thank you Mr Wilson for your review. And to all Pajibans, I sincerely apologise for the most tenuous link ever, in fact, let's just call it a 'word association' post. Logan being what has spurred me into posting (I mainly lurk, and add one post at the end of any discussion, 12 hours after the feeding frenzy has abated - due to GMT).
I just can't hold it in anymore. Have been following the site for about 4 years, and love it, the reviews, the eloquent eloquents, the general vibe... But now I'm mad, peeved in a fashion beyond all reason.
The reason is Veronica Mars. I read the glowing reviews, the growing consensus that the show was just outright incredible and I read about the anguish when it was cancelled, feeling a second hand sorrow for the death of what must have been an incredible show.
Well, I stupidly went and ordered the full series on DVD.
Am now devastated. Not only, for one of the first times in my life, did a show surpass my expectations, but my sense of loss knowing throughout that only 3 seasons existed has left me with a peculiar pre and post traumatic stress disorder. And the worst thing? I'm too damned late to get ANYONE to empathise with me in my loss. Also, not a sinner over here has ever heard of it. My frustration knows no bounds.

So Pajiba and Pajibans, both a huge thank you, and a huge 'i hate you'. Please don't eviscerate me, I'm in a fragile state. No closure you see.

Posted by: Cadence at January 27, 2010 2:36 PM

Ok. So maybe it's not so much that I post 12 hours later, maybe I'm the killer of threads. Damn I'm, sorry, it was a great review..perhaps I should refrain from posting, I could kill the site if it became a habit.

Posted by: Cadence at January 27, 2010 2:49 PM

Cadence, we all know your pain. I feel it anew each time Kristen Bell takes another step towards totally ruining the immense goodwill that she earned in that series.

As for Logan's Run, I mostly remember it as a big reinforcer for my Michael York crush.

Posted by: Drake at January 27, 2010 2:49 PM

Logan's Run? More like Phhbbbt Pffffbhhhhttt. That's right, I went there.

All I'm sayin' is, it's no Zardoz.

THE PENIS IS EVIL.

Posted by: Snath at January 27, 2010 2:52 PM

I remember seeing part of Logan's Run as a child on TV. What stands out in the recesses of my brain is the scene where those with the black crystal are in a circle holding up their hand (the one with said crystal) and the scene where eden is discovered. Have to say, I periodically think of watching this again.

Posted by: tamatha at January 27, 2010 2:58 PM

Drake - thank you so much. Was starting to feel like maybe I should have kept my damned lurker mouth shut. I'm starting to feel a bit teenage-like with my near on rage at the show's demise. With the poxy tripe they keep running on these damn channels, ad nauseaum - a well scripted, well directed show gets the boot? I finally understand the Pajiban hatred for 99.9 (recurring) per cent of networks. Mind you, check out any Irish show for an example of true, true brutality.

Posted by: Cadence at January 27, 2010 3:01 PM

There are also two sequels (triquels?) to the original book. The first, "Logan's World," isn't horrible -- but the second, "Logan's Search," egads...Alien kidnapping! Alternate universes! Brainwashing! Prose that's a hideous cross between William Burroughs and Kilgore Trout! Whee!

Posted by: Mike at January 27, 2010 3:14 PM

I totally own Logan's Run on DVD. It's a childhood nostalgia thing. I still miss the short-lived, crappy TV series, only because it was so bad that, for a teenage me, it went right around to AWESOME. Especially the episode where they're wandering the post-apocalyptic wilderness and stumble on a coven of murderous Satanists because OF COURSE THEY DO. Man, I miss Satanic Panic. Come back, 80s! (But not the fashion. You stay back there.)

Posted by: Nat Kittyface at January 27, 2010 3:19 PM

Box is one of the greatest characters you humans have managed to create.

"Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea. And then it stopped coming. And they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my job. To freeze you. Protein, plankton..."

Posted by: DarthCorleone's Robotic Executioner at January 27, 2010 3:23 PM

I recently rewatched Logan's Run. I saw it when it originally came out, too. Cheesy then, cheesy now. Cheese makes me fart, but sometimes it's just worth it.

The main thing that always confused me was why everyone had a British accent, but they were living in a dome a few miles from Washington, D.C. This implies that in the future, the British conquer the USA and then kill everyone over 30.

Posted by: BWeaves at January 27, 2010 3:25 PM

Beware the EPOCH OF ROBOTS! We have rendered a Box model specifically programmed for the destruction of Steven Lloyd Wilson, as his lukewarm appreciation of Logan's Run and failure to properly recognize Box demands comeuppance.

Posted by: DarthCorleone's Robotic Executioner at January 27, 2010 3:29 PM

I love Logan's Run! It's bad and good. On the one hand, Farrah Fawcett's in it, but then Peter Ustinov too, and Michael York is hot in it. Yeah, the effects look hokey (an Oscar? Really? Hm.), but I grew up on the original Star Trek - it's easy for me to overlook that kinda thing. And I love when the computer's wigging out and exploding. PFFFFT! THERE IS NO SANCTUARY!!! PFFFFFTTT!!! Poor thing.

Posted by: Chickaboom at January 27, 2010 3:44 PM

The real dystopia would have been a few months after the end of the film when three-fourths of them had died of exposure or starvation.

Hahahaha, that made me laugh.

Posted by: Jelinas at January 27, 2010 3:48 PM

Cadence, as a Firefly lover and fellow threadkiller (we have our own band! Check with Nieve, the Threadkiller Queen, for openings), I can sympathize. At least you got three seasons. Firefly didn't even get a whole one, and the lost potential is indeed devastating. Is there merchandising associated with Veronica Mars? I buried my misery in a materialistic frenzy and bought myself a shit-ton of Firefly crap--books, ornaments, bumper stickers, you name it. It helps to light a few candles, stroke said items fondly and weep a few tears on occasion.

I've never seen Logan's Run so I guess it's too late now. Does the lead guy become a genuine good guy or does he only turn to the other side to save his own ass? I'm not impressed with the last-minute-ass-saving types.

Posted by: DeadBessie at January 27, 2010 3:56 PM

You said "breasts" and not "boobs". I think less of you for it, Steven.

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at January 27, 2010 3:59 PM

Drake, I'm with you: Michael York was a hot piece. Maybe he still is; I haven't seen him in years.

As to the movie, I remember liking the central conceit, and being mildly entertained by the rest. I am a big fan of dystopian futures, though, so it doesn't take much with me. Although fuck the Will Smith I Am Legend. YOU MISSED THE POINT, FUCKERS.

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at January 27, 2010 4:11 PM

DeadBessie: You like "Firefly"? Check this out:

http://www.fireflyshipworks.com/category/production/

You're welcome.

-Ralphie

Posted by: Ralphie at January 27, 2010 4:20 PM

everyone is killed on their thirtieth birthday (it was 21 in the novel, but in production it was too difficult to find young enough looking actors)

I find this just incredibly ironic, given that today the only people who seem to get cast in movies are tweener twats who haven't even begun to shave.

And yes, Peter Ustinov quoting "T.S. Eliot's Book of Practical Cats" is BY FAR the best part of the movie. I saw this movie when I was a kid, had great nostalgia for it, bought it on DVD for like $2.00, watched it again recently and went, "This just doesn't really hold up." I mean, it has its moments, but it's not one of the greats.

Posted by: MM at January 27, 2010 4:24 PM

I always wanted to live in that city. And then at the end, when it's all falling down, I'd run around screaming "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIEEEE!!!" and get in everyone's way so they couldn't run wherever they were trying to get to.

Yeah. That'd be sweet.

Posted by: Todd at January 27, 2010 4:26 PM

Cadence, I absolutely feel your pain. I got the whole series on dvd as well. Watched it all in one week, and was left fucking DEVASTATED when it was all over. I keep hoping to hear about some form of revival...futily.

We can commiserate together.

*lights candle, puts on Veronica Mars soundtrack on ipod*

Posted by: popejenn at January 27, 2010 5:11 PM

P.S. - I *LOVE* Logan's character. But I hate that in real life he is a scientologist. Also, Piz can suck it.

Posted by: popejenn at January 27, 2010 5:13 PM

And noooooowwww who's the thread-killer?! ME.

Posted by: popejenn at January 27, 2010 5:59 PM

popejenn I hate that he's a scientologist too.

But, I'd still do him.

Posted by: Drake at January 27, 2010 6:18 PM

Oh, so would I, Drake! His smirk causes the loins to get all tingley.

Posted by: popejenn at January 27, 2010 6:33 PM

Ok who is this "Steven Lloyd Wilson" and why is he not my husband?

I have Logan's Run on DVD. I watch it about once a month. I recently posted on FB "Join me for the rebirth that is CARROUSEL!" and NO ONE SAID ANYTHING. No one freaking got it. And I'm friends with 85% of you fuckers.

I guess I should have said "Come. Let's have sex now."

I LOVE STEVEN LLOYD WILSON. THERE IS NO SANCTUARY.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at January 27, 2010 6:49 PM

The real dystopia would have been a few months after the end of the film when three-fourths of them had died of exposure or starvation.

I felt the same way about the end of Wall-E. You really think those clueless fatties were going to raise crops and make pizza out of them?

Posted by: Bluesilver at January 27, 2010 6:50 PM

Snuggiepants >> Sorry I missed your Logan's Run reference. I would have responded with the obligatory "Run, runner!" or "Renew! Renew! Renew!" had I noticed it.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at January 27, 2010 7:13 PM

Logan's Run is part of my post Super Bowl "Dear gods, there isn't a damn thing to watch on Sundays" rotation that helps me cope with the sports desert that is February and March (I don't do basketball). I cook up a crock pot of chili, pop in '70s camp, and cook my brain until Spring.

It works for me...

Posted by: funtime42 at January 27, 2010 7:23 PM

Its essential to understand that in that torpid summer of '76, Logan's Runs was all we had.

Its impossible to appreciate the original Star Wars and its out-of-nowhere devastating impact, without first immersing yourself in the bland malaise of this amiably quarter-baked movie.

I by no means condone it, then or now, but look at it in the context of the times as they were, as I would a spastic fish gasping for oxygen thrown up on some sunny stretch of scorching sand.

Posted by: robot_monster at January 27, 2010 8:10 PM

aw damn it all Drake
Am struggling with the scientology thing...whyaretheydead.net got me at an impressionable age. damn it breaks my heart...jason is fine as hell! damn his thetan soul!
Bess. I have neglected Firefly. It was 2nd on my list. I can't see me getting into space western, but I love Joss. Not sure I'm ready for more loss right now.

Posted by: Cadence at January 27, 2010 9:27 PM

I caught this on tv late, late, late one night. It was awesome! Of course, I'm a pretty big sci-fi/futuristic/apocolyptic dystopia fan, so they had it easy with me. But still, I liked it a lot. Hollywood, feel free to stop making movies based on children's toys from the 80s or remakes of classic films that don't need to be and remake this instead. I'd love to see what could become of it stripped of its 70s...flavor.

Posted by: BiblioGeek at January 28, 2010 2:51 AM

Damn you, Ralphie, now I have to get a second job. For that much money, the ship should be big enough for me to live in.

Cadence--the space western description doesn't really do it justice. But since you're already grieving, I'd steer clear for a while.

Posted by: DeadBessie at January 28, 2010 8:18 AM

Well, Bess, It's like my wife always says when I threaten to come home with a '59 DeSoto Firedome Convertible or some such, "Can you sleep in it?"

-Ralphie

Posted by: Ralphie at January 28, 2010 8:52 PM

I'd hate it because if we lived in such a world i would never have met my great grandparents or my grandparents.
and my dad would be dead by now. and me too in just a few years.

Posted by: Utah Dynamo at January 28, 2010 9:37 PM

Logan's Run doesn't age well (ha), but I disagree that it's only good for nostalgia. My friends rented it for my birthday one year. (Guess which birthday? No, really, guess.) Big goofy fun.

Posted by: cinderkeys at February 1, 2010 3:22 AM

The 70's were THE era of Sci-fi!

Rollerball? Excellent!
Soylet Green? Classic!
Star Wars? Legendary!
Close Encounters? Lovely!
Alien? Frightening!
Mad Max? Innovative!
The Black Hole? Fun!
Westworld? Exciting!
The Andromeda Strain? Timely!
Silent Running? Deep!
The Omega Man? Fantastic!
Logan's Run?...Simply Fabulous!

Does any other era have a better pedigree than this list? I didn't think so. Why do you think that Hollywood will at one time or another remake the flicks on this list.

Posted by: Henry Honok at February 2, 2010 4:26 PM


















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