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A Strange, New Direction for the Jackass Franchise

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (37)



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The third Jackass film, strangely titled Life As We Know It, represents a cleaner-shaven and buttoned-down Johnny Knoxville’s attempt at bringing some maturity to the franchise. In the process, he’s replaced Steve-O with a baby, traded in some old friends for new ones, and added a love interest to the mix, here played by Katherine Heigl, Knoxville’s co-star in the comedy retardé, The Ringer. Unfortunately, while this new grown-up version of Jackass has the trappings of a more mature film, the same sense of puerile juvenility pervades the effort. Certainly, Knoxville’s decision to exchange stunt gags for diaper jokes and greeting card sentiment achieves the same lowest-common denominator goal, yet it doesn’t contain any of the spirit of the earlier Jackass films. Moreover, while it makes financial sense to more readily extend the franchise to the female demographic, he alienates his male audience in what can only be considered a zero-sum stratagem.

Jackass 3: Life As We Know It contains only one stunt, and unfortunately, that stunt takes place off-screen, though we are led to believe that it entails driving a car into a ravine. The stunt leaves its two participants, Hayes MacArthur and the lovely Christina Hendricks — who is sadly never thrown bikini-clad into a bouncy house with a python — deceased. Knoxville and Heigl are left to deal with the aftermath, which includes taking custody of the dead couple’s child, Sophie, and moving in together, an unexpected progression for the series.

The free-wheeling, motorcycle-driving Knoxville, who goes by the enigmatic pseudonym, Josh Duhamel, is not particularly suited to fatherhood, and this new obligation wreaks havoc on his chain-fucking lifestyle. Heigl is tasked with providing some structure to Knoxville’s life, as well as that of the child, whose excretion habits make up a large bulk of the film’s attempts at humor. Heigl goes about this with a series of disapproving looks; bitchy, passive-aggressive laughter; and shrill exclamations of self-interest, signature moves from the veteran actress. Perplexingly, this behavior endears Knoxville to her, and in addition to bonding over the bowel movements of the young child, the two grow to love one another, only to be driven apart by an unexpected job promotion, and brought back together again by conventional antics that involve a chase to the airport.

If the series of contrivances and lame stabs at humor sounds out of place for a Jackass movie to you, then you are not alone. It’s a mysterious shift for the franchise, but while the new version doesn’t contain any of the preposterously adolescent stunts of the earlier films, it does contain an adolescent. Additionally, while the presence of Heigl recalls earlier-installment gags involving horse ejaculate and scrotum tears, it only reinforces what this installment is missing. To wit: Steve-O is the only love interest that Knoxville ever needed, and the chemistry between Heigl and Knoxville is unsurprisingly lacking by comparison. What is surprising, however, is the feat that director Greg Berlanti pulls off in dumbing down Knoxville from earlier films, a prospect I didn’t believe possible. His decision to leave the infant with a cab driver while he attended to his day job proved me wrong.

But there are spiritual similarities between this movie and the first two. They both appeal, for instance, to the same atrophied portion of our brains that has long since given up on intelligence, wit, or sophistication. The difference, of course, is that while the earlier Jackass films could provoke waves of unintended laughter brought upon by the infliction of pain on others, Jackass: Life As We Know It elicits no such laughter, and the only pain it inflicts is upon its viewer, a pain very similar to what I imagine having a condom stuffed with matchbox cars and firecrackers up my rectum might feel like.









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Comments

I do so enjoy extended metaphor. Keep it up.

Posted by: professor_love at October 7, 2010 2:56 PM

But is it in 3-D?

Posted by: mswas at October 7, 2010 2:57 PM

Enquiring minds want to know: did you actually watch the movie, or is this just how terrible you imagine it to be? Because I don't want you telling me it's pants-shittingly terrible if you haven't even SEEN IT FOR YOURSELF.

/I kid, sort of

(I saw it. Last Saturday at a sneak. -- DR)

Posted by: MM at October 7, 2010 3:00 PM

Damn. mswas beat me to it.

Posted by: PaulterA at October 7, 2010 3:00 PM

Jackass: Life As We Know It

I giggled each time.

Posted by: katy at October 7, 2010 3:02 PM

I know I've said this before, but this is one of your better works, Mr. Rowles. Bravo!

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 7, 2010 3:11 PM

And another excellent review! I swear the reviews here are better than the movies.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 7, 2010 3:23 PM

"Parents of a young child die tragically. Hilarity ensues."

Exactly who, in Hollywood, keeps approving this pitch (Life as We Know it, Raising Helen, Deliver Us from Eva, etc.)?

Maybe I'm being over-sensitive since I experienced the death of a parent at a very young age, but I can assure you that hilarity rarely is the outcome.

Posted by: PaddyDog at October 7, 2010 3:24 PM

Exactly who, in Hollywood, keeps approving this pitch (Life as We Know it, Raising Helen, Deliver Us from Eva, etc.)?

Disney.

(see Bambi, Lion King, Aladdin et al.)

Posted by: mswas at October 7, 2010 3:35 PM

Really? Do people bequeath children to single friends? Color me happy that I have no friends with kids who do not also have big families to assume said children in case of emergency. Oh, and that no one I know would ever mistake me for someone who wants their kid, under any circumstances. It also neatly removes me from the 'who can we get to baby sit?' lists. I will take on a dog for a week, but not your kid for a night.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at October 7, 2010 3:38 PM

Yeah, I don't think there's any lawyer in the world that would draw up "in the event of my death, my baby goes to..." papers without insisting on chatting with the parents' prospective bequeathee. (huh?) You get my drift, though.

That's the sort of thing you need everyone's "buy-in" on, is what I'm saying. I'm just saying.

Posted by: MM at October 7, 2010 3:42 PM

What contest will we hold to determine which Pajiban gets to be the python in the bouncy house?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 7, 2010 4:01 PM

They kill CHRISTINA HENDRICKS so we can spend the next hour-and-whatever with KATHERINE HEIGL?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?!

Posted by: Todd at October 7, 2010 4:05 PM

"Python in a bouncy house" is a wonderfully salacious sounding phrase; it might be a replacement contender for "bunk", especially since "teasing the panther" never caught on.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 7, 2010 4:06 PM

Thank you. Just, thank you.

Posted by: SugarSweet at October 7, 2010 4:16 PM

You're so in love with her, she annoys you in such an endearing teenage romcom kind of way. And it's growing all the time. She's your Alicia Silverstone, you Paul Rudd you! Prepare for the imminent epiphany, fountain explosions and all...

Posted by: schmerpes at October 7, 2010 4:20 PM

Oh, thank god for this review. It has to be the only remotely funny thing about this movie. I keep seeing the commercials and wondering who the hell thinks this is a good idea. Johnny/Josh pushes down a baby, for Christ's sake. Am I supposed to laugh at that? It's a BABY. And he just pushes her right the fuck down. What is WRONG with people?

Posted by: idgiepug at October 7, 2010 4:24 PM

I thought Bam was the love interest in the Jackass movies. Was it at least worthwhile to see Heigl locked in a port-a-potty and then shot into a lake full of vomit?

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 7, 2010 4:36 PM

@idgiepug

Kind of like in The Hangover when they have a tiny baby with them and cavalierly carry it around and risk its life?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 7, 2010 4:42 PM

As if my opinion of Kheigel could get any worse, I read somewhere that she and her mother personally oversaw every aspect of the "film" seeing as how it was developed by her production company. Wow, just wow.

On what planet does Kheigel's mother NOT look at her during ANY FUCKING NUMBER OF STAGES during the development and say, "You sure we really want to put this out there as a seemingly legitimate option for parents? I mean, you're a mom now. Who're you gonna leave that kid to if something happens: me or Seth Rogan?"

Posted by: AngelheadHipster at October 7, 2010 4:51 PM

I could have SWORN that was Josh Duhamel.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at October 7, 2010 4:57 PM

Did you even SEE this movie? That IS Josh Duhamel.

Yeah, yeah... I get the Jackass thing. But this does not read like it's part of the joke. It reads like you think the male star of this movie is actually Johnny Knoxville.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at October 7, 2010 5:00 PM

Oh. Never mind.

Hello. Have you met me? I am retarded.

In fact, they're making a franchise out of ME.

Should make the studio MILLIONS.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at October 7, 2010 5:02 PM

SNORT! ha, i think Maryscott's contributions to the comments were better than the review.

Posted by: michkabibbles at October 7, 2010 5:22 PM

Well, color me completely confused. I heard a while back about Gael Garcia Bernal starring in a rom-com with a not-terribly-well-liked female star and I would have sworn it was this one. So I read this review and Dustin is talking about Johnny Knoxville and Josh Duhamel and the whole time I'm thinking to myself "OK, funny joke - I get it, but where the hell is Gael?" So, Maryscott, I guess you're not the only retarded person around here.

Posted by: elsie at October 7, 2010 5:41 PM

Well done. Well done.

Posted by: Melody at October 7, 2010 7:05 PM

Yeah, there is some sort of supreme irony in a movie that kills off Christina Hendricks for Katherine Heigl.

It's almost as if Hollywood made this movie specifically to mock Pajiba.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 7, 2010 7:05 PM

Any of you are free to bequeath your children to me should you meet premature death. I'll teach them all sorts of cool stuff about science, movies, music, etc., and I promise to make hilarity ensue without pushing them to the ground or letting them defecate on my face.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 7, 2010 7:09 PM

The only thing I want to know about this movie is, do they get the house too? Is it a package deal with getting the kid? Because that's a hell of a deal.

I mean, they're both single, he seems like your typical schmuck, she seems like your typical uptight single bitch - I can't imagine that house belongs to either of them. So their dead friends, who for some ridiculous reason decided that those two stereotypes are the PERFECT people to raise their poor orphaned child, decided to sweeten the pot with the house, right? It's the only thing that makes sense!

I've spent too much time thinking about this.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 7, 2010 7:16 PM

Ahh... It's not over till there's a veteran actress involved topped with a chase to the airport, where love was obviously declared, no?

Posted by: Jean at October 7, 2010 7:57 PM

I have been under the very much mistaken impression that was Tim (I'm going to my bunk now) Olyphant slumming it with Rainbow Killer and am now much relieved that it someone I've never even heard of.

Posted by: Lee at October 7, 2010 7:59 PM

You really do have a unhealthy love for the Jackass crew don't you, DR?

Posted by: admin at October 7, 2010 8:26 PM

@Todd - I know, right? Team Hendricks all the way.

Dustin, you're the bee's knees my friend.

Posted by: fullertonregan at October 7, 2010 8:40 PM

Well, at least the header picture describes how best you should watch this movie- shitfaced.

Posted by: bleujayone at October 7, 2010 8:44 PM

The one I feel worst for is Duhamel. Imagine, having to wake up with a talentless annoying self involved dipshit as your wife....then having to go work with someone who is even more self involved and clueless. I think that may be one of the circles of hell.

I imagine the drive to and from work is the best part of his day. First, Fergie has peed the bed, then spends all morning singing London Bridge (Duhamel is not a morning person and Fergie is in desperate need of an Auto Tune). He takes a leisurely drive to the set, only to deal with Heigl having a fit and refusing to leave her trailer because her omelette made from llama skin, a panda's heart and a Sicilian baby's tears was a little overdone. Heigl sits in the trailer while her mother rocks her back and forth and tells her the rest of the entire world is wrong and she deserves nothing but the best because of her talent

For ten hours.

They shoot one scene for fifteen seconds and Heigl huffs off because someone made eye contact with her. Duhamel gives up and drives home, opens the door and that weird light skinned guy from Black Eyed Peas is in his kitchen and asking him to make him a sandwich.

He must look at his bank account 100 times a day to keep him from mass murdering everyone.

Posted by: Rubble44 at October 7, 2010 10:51 PM

Now THIS is how you review an irredeemable movie, Dustin (see: ISOYG)

Posted by: Uriah Creep at October 7, 2010 11:16 PM

Heh, sounds like our beloved Christina Hendricks managed to cash a check with minimum participation and embarassment in this flick. Shows how much of a brain she has, she'll probably make everyone who watches this load of crap wish for her to be protagonist instead.

I might hate the genre with a passion I usually only reserve for child rapists, but I'll admit I'd give a romantic comedy a shot if Christina Hendricks was the protagonist. And who knows... (500) Days Of Summer was a rom-com, and I certainly enjoyed it much more than I ever expected to, so maybe there'd be a chance there too...

Posted by: Daniel Valentin from Puerto Rico at October 8, 2010 6:02 AM