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Killshot / Dustin Rowles

Film Reviews | June 2, 2009 | Comments (13)


Killshot, which had a small and unsuccessful token release in January (it grossed a whopping $18,000, which meant about 2000 people saw it, few of whom were movie critics) is a very bad movie, which is no surprise. Since their split with Miramax, The Weinsteins haven’t had a big hit yet, though they do seem pretty good at dumping movies from their slate without anyone noticing. Killshot is no exception — it sat on a shelf for three years before it was finally released, promotion-free, into five theaters in Bumblefuck, Oklahoma.

The problem with Killshot, unfortunately, is that it should’ve been a good movie. All the ingredients are there. Excellent cast: Mickey Rourke, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Diane Lane, Rosario Dawson and Thomas Jane; an Oscar-nominated director, John Madden (Shakespeare in Love); an Oscar-nominated screenwriter, Hossein Amini (The Wings of the Dove, Four Feathers); and excellent source material, Elmore Leonard’s novel. With all that talent, I have no idea how they managed to screw up this movie as badly as they did. My guess is that, in post-production, they mangled the hell out of it (Johnny Knoxville had a subplot that was completely excised, for instance.) The result is a movie that’s too straightforward — it feels like a film with contextual gaps. The narrative goes from point A to point B just fine, but it feels as though the part of the movie that provided the characters’ spirit and motivations was yanked out. The result is a flat, limpid, overly simplistic film, and though I haven’t read Leonard’s Killshot, I’ve read enough of his work to know that the movie must have done a huge disservice to the novel.

Here’s the streamlined plot synopsis: Mickey Rourke plays Blackbird, a Native American mafia hitman who takes out his Mafia boss and then decides to move back to the reservation to retire. There, Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s psychotic Richie Nix, who is running some sort of real-estate racket, tries to steal Blackbird’s Cadillac and, inexplicably, Blackbird decides to make him his partner. Subsequently, in a case of mistaken identity, a real estate agent (Lane) and her husband (Jane) identify the two; the feds put them the couple in witness protection; and Blackbird and Nix attempt to track them down, kill them, and tie up some lose ends.

The end.

The performances in Killshot aren’t bad. There’s not a lot of dynamism to Rourke’s character, but Gordon-Levitt does unhinged and maniacal pretty well (although, it’s apparent that he’s four years younger in the film). Diane Lane’s character, who is on the verge of a divorce, sombers around the picture lazily, while Jane is barely in the movie enough to damage it. And we’re never really given a reason why the married couple is splitting up — in fact, they seem fairly well suited to one another. Rosaria Dawson, who plays Nix’s fuck-buddy, spends most of the film trying to out-somber lane, and she’s successful for the most part.

But the biggest issue, besides the focus-tested, drunken editing bender the Weinsteins went on, is that they hired the guy who directed Shakespeare in Love and Captain Corelli’s Mandolin and the writer behind The Wings of the Dove to write and direct an Elmore Leonard noir, which is like asking Yo Yo Ma to perform AC/DC riffs. I’m sure he could do a technically proficient job, but the result would be hard-rock muzak. And that’s pretty much what Killshot is: “Back in Black” on the cello.

Dustin Rowles is the publisher of Pajiba.


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Comments

wait, this played in bumblefuck? why weren't spender, agent bedhead and i notified?

Posted by: gp at June 2, 2009 4:08 PM

This movie sounds horrible, but I'm very intrigued by the idea of Yo-Yo Ma do AC/DC.

Posted by: Sarah at June 2, 2009 4:22 PM

Killshot is: “Back in Black” on the cello.

Nice.

Posted by: admin at June 2, 2009 4:34 PM

Wow, I just read this book a year ago and this movie has apparently veered way off course. I recall nothing about an auto theft, a fuck buddy, or that the couple were close to divorcing. Also, I'm assuming that the Johnny Knoxville subplot would have had him as a cop that torments the couple while they're in hiding -- which is only the entire point of the book! The couple are the ones that are locked up while the criminals are free. It sounds like the producers of the movie zeroed in on some bullshit idea and pared down what made the book a fun "let's go get the bad guys" chase and added a bunch of nonsense to go with their new story. Too bad!

Posted by: Fox at June 2, 2009 4:58 PM

Although I love the Jackass movies I'm weary of anything Johnny Knoxville after the travesty which was The Ringer.

I don't know who Yo Yo Ma is but I'm quite intrigued with the idea of Back in Black on the cello, just to see how it would sound.

Posted by: barf at June 2, 2009 5:16 PM

Would it be as awesome as Violent Femmes on cello? (see Rocket Science).

Posted by: MissNev at June 2, 2009 6:20 PM

*sees picture*

What the hell's Gaius Baltar doing with those shades on? Didn't they ship him back to the UK post-BSG?

Posted by: lordhelmet at June 2, 2009 6:45 PM

Not even my undying affection for Joseph Gordon-Levitt combined with my tendency to find maniacally unhinged men in movies totally hot (see: Rock N Rolla - The Rocker, Fight Club - Tyler Durden, this list goes on) will get this in my DVD player.

But I can't swear that I'd turn it off if it came on tv. Goddamnit. Wish they'd left Johnny Knoxville in so it could at least have been a decent train wreck.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at June 2, 2009 7:01 PM

The cast looks great. I'm a total Elmore Leonard mark. I won't see this flick. Sorry, but if the Weinsteins can't do right by a film, then I can't be arsed to give them my money.

Posted by: David at June 2, 2009 9:41 PM

People don't use the word "bumblefuck" enough, thank you for inventing it Dustin.

Posted by: George at June 2, 2009 10:57 PM

“Back in Black” on the cello.
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You've never heard THIS, have you?

youtube.com/watch?v=e5y4SV1oJo4

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 2, 2009 11:48 PM

I saw this over the weekend. (I was a hostage at a family gathering.)

I remember:

a) finding out we were going to watch it, and being excited, since the trailer looked good to me

b) watching the opening credits and thinking "Holy shit, this is going to be awesome!"

c) reading the summary on the back of the DVD case during an intermission and realizing that it had written a cheque that the movie could not hope to cash

d) a moment afterward when I recalled a shootout in a convenience store where there was beer in the beverage case and cigarettes openly displayed and I asked my mom, "Wasn't that scene supposed to be set in Canada?"

And she wailed, "I don't know!"

PS: if memory serves, the Lane/Jane marriage failed because of that old movie divorce standby: teh babeez.

Posted by: Melodie at June 3, 2009 10:58 AM

George, sweetie, Dustin didn't invent "bumblefuck". That's been around since I was a wee lass, which is a mighty long time.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at June 3, 2009 11:34 AM