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Interview: An Uncooperative Amanda Seyfried Explains What Went So Horribly Wrong with Her New Movie Gone

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (44)



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(Publisher’s Note: I met with Amanda in a coffee shop to discuss her latest movie. I should note ahead of the interview that she spent most of the time playing with her phone while answering my questions. She also revealed the entire plot of the movie. So, spoilers ahead.)

Pajiba — Good afternoon, Amanda. Thanks for sitting down to talk with us about your new movie, Gone.

Amanda Seyfried — (stares blankly)

Pajiba — Okay. So, I only just saw the movie today. Gone wasn’t screened in advance for critics. Any reason why?

Amanda — Did you see the movie?

Pajiba — Yes.

Amanda — Then you know why.

Pajiba — Fair point. What happened there?

Amanda — Dunno.

Pajiba — OK. Can you tell us a little about the movie?

Amanda — It’s about this woman who is on pills because she was abducted. She walks around. Then she drives. Then she does a little running. And then she walks. And then there’s a little skirmish in the end. Then it’s over.

Pajiba — That about sums up my experience. Was there more to the script?

Amanda — There wasn’t a script.

Pajiba — What do you mean?

Amanda — Somebody wrote an outline but nobody got around to filling it in. We were supposed to improvise.

Pajiba — Are you good at improvising?

Amanda — I don’t improvise.

Pajiba — So, how did you manage?

Amanda — I just walked around. And drove. And one time I ran. And they filmed it.

Pajiba — I’m pretty sure there were two running scenes.

Amanda — Same scene, filmed from a different angle.

Pajiba — Ah, I see. So, what was in this plot outline?

Amanda — I dunno. It just said the character was kind of crazy. And she was looking for a man who abducted her sister. It was the same man who abducted her.

Pajiba — Right.

Amanda — And there were a few clues. There was like a matchbook, and a red car, and a phone number. And I just walked around until I found them.

Pajiba — Allison Burnett wrote the script. Did you have a good relationship with him?

Amanda — Allison is a him?

Pajiba — Yes. He wrote Untraceable and the Fame remake.

Amanda — Wouldn’t know. Never met him. Sounds like a woman’s name.

Pajiba — Nope. Definitely a man. Was it a difficult shoot?

Amanda — Not really. A lot of those scenes were just me walking out to my car, and going to the hardware store. I didn’t even know they were filming half the time.

Pajiba — So, you played a crazy person that walked and drove around looking for the guy who abducted your sister. How did your character find him?

Amanda — I called him.

Pajiba — And he told you where he was?

Amanda — Yeah. He gave me directions.

Pajiba — Then what happened?

Amanda — I killed him.

Pajiba — Then what?

Amanda — That’s it. Then the movie ends.

Pajiba — That’s it?

Amanda — Pretty much.

Pajiba — But what about the other actors? There was the good-looking guy from “Rescue Me” and Dexter’s sister, and the old guy from “Justified” and the boyish lesbian from “The L Word.” Oh, and the older brother from “Weeds.” What was their function in the movie?

Amanda — Dunno. Familiar faces for the movie poster, I guess.

Pajiba — I see. Maybe I’m missing something. I fell asleep for a few minutes, maybe you could tell me what happened before …

Amanda — I walked around. Maybe I was driving.

Pajiba — I haven’t even told you which part. It was right before you went into the hardware store.

Amanda — Oh, that scene. I was definitely driving. That’s how I got to the hardware store.

Pajiba — …

Amanda — …

Pajiba — We still have a few minutes. Umm, how was your working relationship with the director?

Amanda — Never saw him.

Pajiba — You never saw the director?

Amanda — Nope. There were just a couple of camera men who followed me around while I walked. And drove.

Pajiba — Did you at least talk to the director?

Amanda — Once. On the phone.

Pajiba — What’d he say?

Amanda — He told me to make sure to make my eyes big.

Pajiba — Your eyes are already kind of big.

Amanda — Yeah.

Pajiba — …

Amanda — …

Pajiba — ?

Amanda — Are we done?

Pajiba — Uh, sure.









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Comments

I wish this was really a true interview. It... it wasn't, was it? Anyway, when I saw the ad the other day, I turned to my husband and said "That girl can't carry a movie. I wish they'd stop trying to make her happen."

Posted by: Reba at February 24, 2012 8:37 PM

Amanda Seyfried - Stares Blankly THE MOVIE!

Posted by: John G. at February 24, 2012 8:38 PM

Wow. You need to do more interviews. Obviously.

Posted by: ed newman at February 24, 2012 8:42 PM

You know what would be great? If she actually sees this. I bet she would love it.

She seems so...dull and harmless to me. Mildly cute, with a nice rack. So she gets some work. And in a year or so, she will be back to TV. Then she will marry some corporate exec, and disappear.

Posted by: Sean at February 24, 2012 8:45 PM

Hahahahaha I wish this was real. But props, Dustin, props. I now know everything I need to know about this film.

Posted by: Claire at February 24, 2012 8:47 PM

Seyfried peaked as the dead chick on Veronica Mars. Seriously, the blood kind of hid her chihuahua eyes.

Posted by: LurkeyTurkey at February 24, 2012 8:49 PM

Are you sure Bobby Bowfinger didn't direct this? It sure sounds like his style.

Posted by: bleujayone at February 24, 2012 9:20 PM

Seriously, is this real? I'm to tired to try and decipher. But if not, its making her awful. Unless its real and she is...

Posted by: Kate at June at February 24, 2012 10:40 PM

I saw her on Conan the other night and the interview would seem to suggest that Ms.Seyfried is a little off beat to say the least. The most animated she got was when they gave her the stuffed raccoon as a present.

Posted by: Genevieve at February 24, 2012 11:46 PM

The sex with Julianne Moore, in Chloe, was really hot.

Posted by: The Kilted Yaksman at February 25, 2012 12:08 AM

Who?

You mean not Scarlett Johanson?

Posted by: googergieger at February 25, 2012 12:10 AM

Amazing. You can make a career out of having big eyes, just like Julia Roberts has made a career out of having big teeth.

Posted by: , at February 25, 2012 1:16 AM

She gave you a great interview. I wish more actors were honest. You wanted a cookie cutter interview? Screw that. No one cares how great everyone is. Especially when its a shit movie. I don't want to be lied to. She's honest it's a shit movie. Thank her for the hits you're getting because I've never heard of this site. I wouldn't visit a site that equals to an internet version of Entertainment Tonight, so hopefully you take advantage of the extra traffic you get.

Posted by: Smint at February 25, 2012 2:25 AM

I think that's the single best case of sarcasm ever, in regards to Smint. You know, not counting the bible.

Posted by: googergieger at February 25, 2012 3:33 AM

Pajiba is just like Entertainment Tonight? But I don't feel like pulling my eyes out with a claw hammer while reading Pajiba.

Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2012 7:29 AM

awesome.

Posted by: Tracey at February 25, 2012 8:00 AM

Jesus Christ Rowles, what are you doing now, faking interviews? What’s next, faking orgasms? Dude listen to me, I need you to help me to keep you on this pedestal I’ve placed you on.

Posted by: Pookie at February 25, 2012 10:29 AM

Dammit, Pookie, I just snorked phlegm on my keyboard.

Been sick, but that made me feel a bit better.

Your comment and the snorking, both.

Posted by: , at February 25, 2012 1:58 PM

It's an interview about a bad and boring movie. It was expected neither the interviewer or the actor would talk about it seriously. The fact that the director wasn't even around seems they just wanted to get payed didn't give a shit about the movie. It would go straight to video and people wouldn't even care.

Thrillers are movies you only watch on reruns on tv.

Posted by: Rene Ramos at February 25, 2012 2:15 PM

Is someone going to have to create a version of "Literally Unbelievable" for Pajiba?

Not it!

Nice work, Dustin.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at February 25, 2012 3:39 PM

The most animated she got was when they gave her the stuffed raccoon as a present.

Posted by: Genevieve

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Was the stuffed raccoon more animated?

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 25, 2012 4:53 PM

Listen up people, this is fake. The dude just had twins. No fucking way post partum wifey let him take off for a play date with a woman who has no qualms about getting naked and looks like this
http://www.esquire.com/features/amanda-seyfried-pictures-0410

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at February 25, 2012 5:41 PM

I really hope this is a joke because crap movie or not, there's a way to maintain your dignity when giving an interview. Even great actors star in bad films, but snottiness and a bad attitude in response to doing a bad film denotes a definite lack of class.

Posted by: RJ at February 25, 2012 6:45 PM

L.O.V.E.-

Obviously you've never had to deal with newborn babies before- twins or otherwise. I don't care if Dustin just pounded down a fistful of Viagra with a pot of hot coffee brewed with No-Doz spiked water and Ms. Seyfried herself just gobbled up a platter of Spanish Fly sushi rolls. Nothin' is gonna happen. Hell, he already nodded off during this screening. That alone should tell you about his weakened stamina given the circumstances.

In fact, I'll go so far as to say that about the only action he's likely to see is if his man-boobs let down their own sympathy lactation if he hears any child start to cry. It can be embarrassing during interviews, but on the bright side, it can come in handy if it happens in a Starbucks.

Posted by: bleujayone at February 25, 2012 6:45 PM

The Wanderer, too close to call.

Posted by: Genevieve at February 25, 2012 7:29 PM

please post more fake interviews. this comment section is the best i've seen on the whole entire interwebs, in ages.

Posted by: kucheza at February 25, 2012 8:46 PM

I am delighted.

I don't see any reason we shouldn't use those old New Pajiba graphics - from that day that one time? - and create A Pajiba For The Credulous. If anyone blows a gasket, you've already got your lawyerin' skills for the outraged libel suits. Get Slim to cultivate the feel of the place.

Win/Win.

Posted by: replica at February 25, 2012 9:44 PM

I get that this is fake, but for what it's worth, I have met Amanda on numerous occasions - she's terribly, terribly socially awkward. Like, close talker, doesn't quite make sense in what she says, shares information that is super personal and doesn't realize she shouldn't share it, etc. Usually sweet, sometimes super generous, but so hyper uncomfortable relating to other people that she often comes off a bit weird.

That being said, yeah, she was better in supporting parts. They pick some shit projects for her to do.

Posted by: firestarter at February 25, 2012 9:59 PM

Fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at February 25, 2012 11:19 PM

Blue, I am a father of a toddler. Baby or not, his wife's lady parts have been at full capacity for some months now. He probably has so much pent up testosterone that a gentle wind will cause his pecker to jump out of its shorts at this point. We men can be slightly dead and still get wood.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at February 25, 2012 11:23 PM

They used to warn us in J-school, no satire is so satirical that someone won't think it's real.

Posted by: , at February 26, 2012 1:18 AM

, its okay to say "jew", we won't judge you.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at February 26, 2012 1:39 AM

Amanda Seyfried definitely comes from...well, Planet Amanda.

It...makes me like her, I think, even if it makes for...weird situations. Really, really weird. Like her nickname is something weird that means vagina to us Brits (minge)

But also in the UK, parts of it, you say Minging(pronounced as in Ming, the Dynasty)and it means dirty, disgusting, smelly, that sort of thing. So...you know...she's kooky.

Posted by: Nadine at February 26, 2012 12:14 PM

Nadine please, honey who are you trying to fool? Given a chance, you’d rummage through her dirty laundry looking for a pair of her panties to smell.

Posted by: Pookie at February 26, 2012 12:29 PM

The Publisher's Note at the beginning is what makes this fake interview so convincing.

Posted by: Leaf at February 26, 2012 1:18 PM

So someone who is on Pajiba and reading an article from Pajiba actually thought this was real? Was this their first time on Pajiba or are they just f-ing stupid?

Posted by: Ashley at February 26, 2012 6:06 PM

Considering she has crippling anxiety issues, I can totally believe an interview with her would go like this.

Posted by: Jifaner at February 27, 2012 12:37 AM

I am a 28 year old male who is married to a woman that is 50 years old. We met on Sugarm/ommad/ate.comsince I was 21. I fell in love with her shortly after meeting her and I love her more now than before. This is the most complete and loving relationship I have ever had. And to a person that posted before, I didn’t have any trouble getting girls my own age. And I do emphasize "girls". Most women my age are not ready for a mature relationship even if they say they are. All they want to do is play house but when real life finally knocks on the door they don’t want anything to do with it. Age doesn’t have as much to do with the relationship as one would think. My wife and I both love and respect each other regardless of our ages and neither of us have ever been so happy.

Posted by: lori at February 27, 2012 3:07 AM

I love Amanda Seyfried. She's gorgeous and usually fairly talented. I went to see this movie yesterday and it as terrible. Not just bad, but like really horrid.

Posted by: JAJenks at February 27, 2012 8:13 AM

You are a shitty interviewer.

Posted by: seth at February 27, 2012 11:09 AM

Ugh. I wish she would go back to comedy. She was so brilliantly stupid in Mean Girls.

Posted by: valerie at February 27, 2012 1:07 PM

Lori is a girl's name.

Posted by: googergieger at February 27, 2012 2:54 PM

Well played, googergeiger.

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Posted by: Dominica Celmer at April 10, 2012 4:20 AM