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Hot Coffee Review: Tort Reform is a Sham

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (83)



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Tort reform is a sham, folks. It was something dreamed up by huge billion dollar conglomerates in order to increase their profit margins. Really, all you need to know is that one of the major engineers of tort reform law in the United States during the 1980s and 1990s was Karl Rove. Guess who benefits the most from tort reform? People like Karl Rove. Big oil. Credit card companies, The insurance industry. Tort reform was basically designed to take the jury out of the equation.

The case that really spearheaded tort reform was the McDonald’s hot coffee case, a lawsuit that most people have heard about, but very few know the actual details. Thanks to lawmakers who have vested interests in tort reform in the form of campaign contributions and corporations that used the McDonald’s coffee case as its poster case, what most people think they know is that it’s about an old lady who spilled a little coffee on her lap and got a little burn and won millions of dollars. But what if I told you that the actual burns looked like this:

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and that Stella Liebeck, the 80-something-year-old woman who suffered those burns, only asked McDonalds to pay for her medical expenses, to cover the skin grafts she had to receive because of that coffee. And that she sued because McDonalds only offered her $800. And that there were 700 other reported similar burn cases. And that, while the jury did award her $2.7 million — mostly in punitive damages, as a message to McDonalds to lower their coffee holding temperature, which was at 190 degrees — the judge actually reduced it to only $480,000.

McDonald’s and other huge corporations turned that $480,000 into a billion dollar windfall by using it as the impetus for tort reform and for passing laws to establish caps in damages for civil lawsuits. Caps in damages are great, right? They protect the medical establishment, right? If an OBGYN commits egregious negligence, and your child ends up with severe brain damage and institutionalized the rest of his life, at a cost of $6 million or so, the insurance company — thanks to caps in damages — will only have to pay, say, $1.25 million. Who picks up the rest? You do, of course. The taxpayers who pay into Medicaid will pay for it. But we’re protecting medical malpractice premiums, right? Not exactly: In states where there are caps in damages, medical malpractice premiums are actually higher, and in all cases, increased after these caps were passed. That means more money for AIG, which it will then lose, which the government can then bail out. Awesome.

And we voted for it, thanks to very effective marketing, largely by that very nice, helpful organization called the Chamber of Commerce. Who sits on the board of the Chamber of Commerce? People like the CEOs of Pepsi, Coke, Phillip Morris, and a lot of Insurance corporations. They all look like this:

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They love tort reform because it means more trophy wives!

The documentary Hot Coffee explores tort reform and attempts to offset the disinformation campaign produced by giant corporations. Tort reform and medical malpractice caps are hot button political topics, mentioned in all of George W. Bush’s State of the Union addresses (see also, Karl Rove), and even President Obama’s most recent SOTU address. There’s such a huge corporate-funded marketing campaign behind tort reform that few people understand the reality: It mostly benefits corporations at the expense of taking away a jury’s right to make a decision. A jury can still decide if someone can get the death penalty, of course, but apparently, a jury is just too wild and unpredictable to be allowed to decide how much an insurance provider has to pay if 1,000 kids get sick because of lead in toys. They tried to give Stella Liebeck $2.7 million, or two day’s worth of profit on McDonald’s coffee as a message to the restaurant to lower the temperature of its coffee (it has since done so) and to improve the lid design so that even more people don’t end up with severe burns. How unreasonable!

Hot Coffee uses four cases to illustrate its points: The McDonalds hot coffee case; a medical malpractice case where a family was screwed out of a much-needed jury award because of caps of damages; an anti-big business judge in Mississippi who was ran off the bench by the Chamber of Commerce; and a mandatory arbitration case where a female Halliburton employee was gang-raped by her co-workers, held in a storage facility and then was essentially fired for refusing to return to her workplace. She was forced to submit to arbitration instead of taking her claims to court. Guess who arbitrates these cases? People friendly to the corporations, arbitrators who know — if they don’t side with the businesses — will not be rehired as an arbitrator.

Granted, these cases were cherry picked, and there certainly are frivolous lawsuits, but then again, the tort reform folks have billions of dollars to back up their cherry-picked arguments. The anti-tort reform folks just have this documentary, which no one will see. But you should. And I have no doubt it’s exactly the kind of documentary that will show up on Netflix Instant in six months. And when it does, I will remind you to watch so that you, too, can share in the outrage.

Hot Coffee screened at the 2011 Sundance Film Festival.









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Comments

Nice legs for an 80 year old.

Or was that picture not her actual picture and just being used as a frame of reference?

Posted by: DeistBrawler at January 27, 2011 4:10 PM

I recently read an article on Mental Floss about the actual details of this case, and it certainly was misrepresented to the American people.

We don't need tort reform; we need common-sense reform.

I'll be Netflixing this one fo sho.

Posted by: Jelinas at January 27, 2011 4:10 PM

Aaaand Netflix!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 27, 2011 4:14 PM

THANK YOU, Dustin. I was so annoyed by Obama caving to the tired "frivolous medical malpractice lawsuits" canard during the State of the Union.

Posted by: samantha t at January 27, 2011 4:14 PM

And fuck mandatory arbitration, too.

Posted by: samantha t at January 27, 2011 4:16 PM

Thank you Dustin. Every time I heart some blowhard go on about the coffee case I attempt to bring up the specifics. The coffee was kept extra hot so they didn't have to make it as often, and unless I'm mistaken the chain had been warned numerous times before to lower the temp. They are counting on the American people not really paying attention, and not understanding that punative damages are just that: PUNATIVE.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at January 27, 2011 4:19 PM

I love it! Yes, please send out that reminder. It drives me crazy that republicans think the answer to our spiraling health care costs is tort reform. As part of the coursework for my masters degree in health care administration I took a class on health care economics, where we discussed the ins and outs of why our health care system costs as much as it does, what got us there, and where we are now. The kind of stuff that comes down to facts, figures, economics, statistics, etc, not politics. Throughout the entire class, and the two textbooks we used, tort reform was mentioned only once in a lone little paragraph about some other miscellaneous things that contribute to our very expensive health care system. The numbers just aren't there folks, and numbers don't lie (statistics might lie, but numbers don't). Just because someone says something a hundred, thousand, ten thousand times doesn't make it true.

Posted by: katy at January 27, 2011 4:23 PM

I am opposed to tort reform for the reasons articulated above, BUT I do believe the contingency system has to be reformed. There are so many lawyers who screw their clients just as badly and as unethically as the big corporations, this needs to change.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 27, 2011 4:25 PM

Are you telling me we don't live in a society with frivilous lawsuits?

[paradigm shifts]

Posted by: superasente at January 27, 2011 4:27 PM

Superasente: I'm saying that I think the specter of frivolous lawsuits is used as a way to shield large corporations from liability. It's totally overblown and shouldn't be the basis for denying relief to the many, many plaintiffs who deserve it.

Lawyers (at least NY lawyers) are prohibited from bringing frivolous lawsuits: I have to sign a certification each time I file anything that what I'm filing isn't frivolous. I could lose my license if I abuse the court system - no client or case is worth that. Sure, there are lawyers out there who shirk that but, again, I believe tort reform does little but punish people who have been injured and need relief.

Posted by: samantha t at January 27, 2011 4:32 PM

Warning to all: you're going to be hearing from me a lot in this thread. While I believe our country has many problems and is in a nadir at present, I do believe we have the best legal system in the world. I'm not prone to hyperbole or sweeping statements, so I mean that quite sincerely.

Posted by: samantha t at January 27, 2011 4:33 PM

I love this review and I will definitely see the documentary when it's available to rent. I've lost my shit on a few people who flippantly reference "the hot coffee lady" as an example of frivolous lawsuits. They don't know the details, and frankly, don't seem to WANT to know the details, because it interferes with their pre-planned "People are stupid and greedy and expect to be reimbursed millions of dollars for being stupid" argument, which I sometimes agree with, but not when you cite THAT case as your only example.

Posted by: Lainey at January 27, 2011 4:36 PM

I remember hearing about that Halliburton rape story and was talking about that after watching Buried the other day. I didn't know that was how her case wound up though. That's awful to hear.

Posted by: Paultera at January 27, 2011 4:41 PM

Thank you so much for this review. That is all.

Posted by: Alice at January 27, 2011 4:42 PM

Like Samantha, I too, put my license and my ass on the line if I file something frivolous. But the flip side of that is that I have never run to court to file something that didn't have a client attached to it. Clients are at fault here, too. Too many people believe they should get something for nothing. That minor car accident ought to be settled after the car is repaired, the medical bills are paid, and the victim is compensated for time lost on the job and a few dollars more. But we are so convinced in this country that "I gotta get mine" that we jump on the opportunity to wring out a few extra dollars from a stupid fender bender.
There's plenty of blame to go around here and if we're going to reform torts, then all the guilty parties need to accept their share of blame and reform it so that it tries to do justice for the whole society.

Posted by: khia213 at January 27, 2011 4:46 PM

I'm so glad to read this, THANK YOU. Every time I hear the phrase "tort reform", my blood begins to boil and I see red.

About 5 years ago, an OB/GYN pressured my cousin into getting unnecessary laproscopy for non-threatening fibroids in her uterus. I have no doubt in my mind that he was taking advantage of her ignorance for the sole reason that she had excellenthealth insurance. During the operation, he knowingly punctured her colon. Instead of owning it and dealing with it, he sewed her back up, left the room, and was nowhere to be found as my cousin came out of sleep SCREAMING with pain. Three days later, she was in the emergency room, goddamn near died, and then went into a four day coma. I'm starting to cry right now thinking about it. She hasn't been able to work since then, has been in and out of the emergency room and hospital continuously, and to top it off, there were doctors working on her who tried to pressure her from suing the OB/GYN who did this to her.

I'm with samantha t, I honestly wanted to slap Obama when he started talking about tort reform. I hope this documentary can get wide release, maybe we can get Michael Moore to use his influence (say what you will about him, he has influence and means to be able to do it).

Posted by: Rest In Peace at January 27, 2011 4:47 PM

Thank you so much for this review. I can't wait to see this movie. I'm a plaintiff's attorney in WV and every time I meet someone and tell them what I do for a living the McDonald's case and greedy lawyers comes up. I politely tell them what really happened and they refuse to believe me because clearly the media would have done their job and reported the real story. It is so frustrating.

Posted by: LuLu at January 27, 2011 4:55 PM

Lulu - not to mention that execs are the first ones bitching and moaning and in court about tortious interference with contract, intellectual property beefs, etc. You'd think they would never be so gauche as to seek recourse in court - ha!

Posted by: samantha t at January 27, 2011 5:02 PM

I think it's worth pointing out that the way we currently deal with malpractice in medicine is one of the major reasons why health care costs are so high. Not necessarily because of the direct costs of suits and malpractice insurance, but because they help create a climate where defensive medicine is practiced- instead of one test, run eight, plus the expensive MRI. I do believe that patients who are harmed by gross negligence should have recourse, but I don't think the current system is the best way to make that happen.

Posted by: anecdata at January 27, 2011 5:17 PM

"Granted, these cases were cherry picked, and there certainly are frivolous lawsuits, but then again, the tort reform folks have billions of dollars to back up their cherry-picked arguments."

Yeah, because we all know that there aren't tons of small businesses who get killed by stupid and frivolous lawsuits. Not to mention municipalities and states.

but we hate big business, therefore tort reform is bad. Who cares if someone like John Edwards gets rich using junk science, later proven to be totally false, to win huge awards for people. That does not make everyone's costs go up. It's just fun and games.

Posted by: Huligan at January 27, 2011 5:17 PM

anecdata, that is a very good point about the possible indirect costs of a litigious health care environment, and it would be interesting to tease that out from the other expectations people have about receiving unnecessary care. I don't know if it would have much of a measurable affect on the over-reactionary, do-something health care culture we live in, but it could be a plausible contributing factor.

Posted by: katy at January 27, 2011 5:28 PM

"Not necessarily because of the direct costs of suits and malpractice insurance, but because they help create a climate where defensive medicine is practiced- instead of one test, run eight, plus the expensive MRI."

Here's where I'm going to get annoyed (or annoying, depending on how you look at it). As a doctor, your duty is to your patient, not to defending yourself against potential lawsuits. Getting sued is not the end of the world. Seriously. Anybody can file a lawsuit and, yes, you have to deal with it and it sucks, but that's what malpractice insurance is for. I practice family law and we get sued every damn day - we insure against it and deal with it when it happens. Sure, our damages are lower than that of a doctor, but that's because we don't pose a bodily harm to our clients when we screw up (well, not a direct bodily harm). If you're afraid of getting sued, medicine (or any other high-stakes profession) is not for you.

Posted by: samantha t at January 27, 2011 5:37 PM

I know little to nothing about tort reform, so thank you for bringing it up. Definitely on my to-watch list.

For those of you that know more: this may be a simplistic question, but is it possible to vary amounts of damages based on size? I mean, suing your neighbor for slipping on an oil slick on his driveway is very different (obviously in terms of frivolity, but I'm taking about size) than suing a filthy rich company like Halliburton, or insurance companies.

Posted by: leuce7 at January 27, 2011 5:47 PM

It's clearly a very complicated question, and I certainly don't think that medical malpractice is the only cause of high health care costs, or even of overusing resources. There's an element of better-newer-shinier in medicine too, obviously.

I don't want to get into a position of defending or romanticizing modern medicine, because this isn't Gray's Anatomy, some doctors really are assholes, and the system is messed up in large and profound ways. But the evidence, I think, is pretty clear: we spend too much money on too many tests and medications for relatively poor health outcomes, compared to other industrialized countries- who, perhaps not-so-coincidentally, don't handle malpractice in the same way we do either.

Posted by: anecdata at January 27, 2011 5:55 PM

But for physicians, it's more than just fear of a lawsuit. They also order unnecessary tests to make patients shut up. Given the choice between, say, ordering an MRI that may contribute to a patient's cancer 30 years from now or shutting up a patient demanding an unnecessary exam AND protecting against a lawsuit, ordering the MRI is the easy choice.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 27, 2011 5:59 PM

Ahhh...tort reform. You want to talk frivolous lawsuits, look no further than the lady who fell in a mall fountain because she was texting. She is suing the mall for emotional distress because video of the incident hit YouTube and she thinks mall employees are behind it. That's a frivolous lawsuit.

Yes, the medical malpractice system needs desperate reform. That's part of the reason medical care in is country is stupid expensive. There are legitimate lawsuits out there, but for every legitimate one, there are 65 that are trumped up crap. I get utterly infuriated when people sure over things that were their own fault. You didn't follow post-op doctor instructions? Guess what, that's not the doctor's fault. I have friends in medical school and the cost of malpractice insurance is so much that they usually wind up taking out another $10000 in loans to cover it.

RIP, I'm so sorry about your sister. That's utter crap and I hope she finds some comfort soon.

Posted by: Melody at January 27, 2011 6:01 PM

A Pajiba Debates, disguised as a documentary review. I'll break my maxim- never argue law with a lawyer- for this one. The issue is not nearly as simple as, to paraphrase, "tort reform is a sham, perpetrated by big business and evil men like Rove, to protect profits and screw the consumer." C'mon now, Rowles.

The first mistake here is your absolutism. You don't give much wiggle room here for common-sense tort limitations, which I'm not going to detail here, but I'm sure most people can come up with reasons more valid than the coffee-lady example.

Secondly, the statement that tort reform only protects Big Bad Business is hogwash. Small and medium sized businesses are affected to an even greater extent by bullshit lawsuits, as they can ill afford the defense fees, let alone the potentially unlimited putative damages (without regulation anyway.) And guess who is employed by all of these companies? Most of us.

Where is the justice in settling a BS lawsuit and shelling out hard-fought profits, simply because it's so expensive to fight it? I mean, that's how most lawsuits end up, right?

Thirdly, capping putative damages is not necessarily a bad thing. Your example of the OBGYN and the brain damaged baby, while obviously designed to pull the heartstrings, is not representative of a typical case or outcome. For every brain-damaged baby, there are 100 kinked necks looking for a payoff.

And the biggest winners in the current system? Lawyers.

Posted by: logar at January 27, 2011 6:03 PM

One of the other giant factors in the high cost of medical care in this country in the insurance lobby. There are so many expenses that the cost is inflated by the insurance lobbies so that they can deny to pay for it. It's insane. I hate the insurance companies. However, they make insane donations to very powerful people in Washington and the insurance lobbyist are some of the most powerful in DC. That's one more reason why NOTHING will get fixed until someone takes the insurance companies to task for what they do.

Posted by: Melody at January 27, 2011 6:05 PM

I have to weigh in on the medical thing because I work in this field. Physicians constantly cite the threat of a malpractice law suit for the bevy of tests they order, but in reality, they order these tests because they and the institutions they work for make a lot of money by ordering multiple procedures. There are areas where there are very high malpractice premiums (ob-gyn for one), but they in no way account for the millions that can be made by shuttling patients around a building getting test after test. There's a huge conflict of interest in allowing physicians to own or have financial relationships with the MRI centers, labs, and other referrals they make. Why would you not refer a patient for extra work to a facility you own or have a share in?
Even if you put caps of $50 on med-mal tomorrow, these antics would continue. That's one of the many reasons why health care costs so much.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 27, 2011 6:08 PM

People think that because they've seen "Law & Order," they know how it works. Also, people are stupid. Although, I've noticed that people become A LOT less "we need tort reform, greedy lawyers are destroying America" when they get screwed by someone and need legal recourse. Of course, THEY need legal recourse, but other people don't. And their extremely limited understanding of individual cases that they read about online or heard third-hand from an acquaintance is superior to that of the plaintiffs or the lawyers involved.

What's really hilarious is that giant corporations are some of the most litigious motherfuckers on earth. They would say they're just protecting their interests, blah blah blah. Apparently, they believe they're the only ones entitled to do that. You want to see giant lawsuits? Try copyright or patent infringement cases. That shit doesn't usually make the news that us regular people read/watch, but the amounts of money involved are often just as eye-popping as the injured baby cases. But I don't hear a lot of CEOs talking about the need for reform in that area of law.

Posted by: Slash at January 27, 2011 6:19 PM

I am an attorney in California who has worked both sides of the table. Each side of this debate has its horror stories.

The one thing about the argument that "tort reform doesn't work" or "tort reform doesn't reduce costs" is this basic fact about us attorneys: we are rats who will eat our way out of any box you try to put us in.

And samantha, I am sorry you get sued a lot, which increases your insurance premiums, and thus your overhead, which decreases the money available to give raises to your employees, or the ability to pay for their health insurance.

I assume that these lawsuits are all valid and you really do suck as an attorney. But you are indifferent to these lawsuits because sucking as an attorney is the costs of you doing business, and its more cost-effective to run a mill than provide proper legal representation.

I'm sorry. That was your point, right?

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at January 27, 2011 6:37 PM

Well, L.O.V.E., that's one way to start a fight.

Posted by: Ian at January 27, 2011 6:47 PM

Ian, I am sure that samantha is an excellent attorney who does wonderful work for her clients, but I cannot fathom being as cavalier about lawsuits against your practice or reputation.

I don't doubt that she is more readily able to deal with the emotional and time strains inherent in defending a lawsuit.

But I have also seen my own father become an emotional wreck defending a lawsuit that took three years for him to become vindicated. But he started his business over 35 years ago and he nearly lost it with a lawsuit that was garbage.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at January 27, 2011 6:53 PM

Then why didn't you just say that? That's good, personalizing information that adds to the discussion. I'm not trying to hammer at this, but I only mention it because I've been on the receiving end of a tossed off, off-base insult of yours before, and seen them directed at others many more times than that. I appreciate your taking the time to put a face on your comment here.

Posted by: Ian at January 27, 2011 6:59 PM

Well said, Ian.

I wasn't really trying to insinuate that samantha sucks as an attorney, but her statement, as exaggerated as it may be, that she gets "sued every damn day" would lead you to one of two conclusions, doesnt it:

1. Either her firm is the victim of frivolous lawsuits that (a) she is resigned to accept as the cost of doing business or (b) she doesn't care since "its the insurance company that pays, anyway"; or
2. That she deserves to be sued frequently for malpractice.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at January 27, 2011 7:10 PM

Melody - the system doesn't work like that. Insurance companies don't determine how much is charged, it's physicians and facilities that do that based on complex systems that may as well be voodoo. The role of insurance companies in this part of the process is to negotiate with providers what percentage of the services they will actually pay. Insurance companies do set their own rates based on the increasing number of claims they receive, and the higher cost services we Americans just can't get enough of (love those MRIs!). And of course, greed. This is what we pay in premiums and out of pocket costs. They are evil, but not in that specific way.

Paddydog - It's an illegal conflict of interest for a doctor to refer patients to some other health care entity from which they directly profit. Not saying some docs don't try to get away with this, but when caught it's a big deal. C'est vrai?

Posted by: katy at January 27, 2011 7:22 PM

Actually, katy, when you consider that there are state fee schedules, insurance regulations, national drug codes, and medicare rates, a significant percentage of charges are not dictated by doctors.

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at January 27, 2011 7:31 PM

I will agree with what a few people have mentioned, that many Americans (don't know if this is uniquely American) have this attitude now that if they/a family member are harmed in any way - anything from experiencing public humiliation to accidental death - SOMEBODY has got to pay. I do blame lawyers for this.

I don't have a solution for it, however. I don't know how we'd go about legislating greed or assholishness out of the equation, or getting people to agree that sometimes something isn't anybody's fault and a lawsuit isn't going to do anything but clog up the courts. I'm guessing that the assholish lawsuits we hear about are a minority, but I don't know that for a fact (not being a lawyer).

Posted by: Slash at January 27, 2011 7:42 PM

Counterpoint: McMahon v. Bunn-o-Matic (7th Cir. 1998). The opinion goes into some detail on industry standards in coffee and discusses other coffee-burn bases, including Liebeck v. McDonald's.

Posted by: Neil Morse at January 27, 2011 8:07 PM

Wow, I have never commented, but this review and these comments are pretty shocking. I am a physician, and unless I missed a comment, none of the other commentators are, yet are making generalizations about medicine. Actually, it seems like most of the comments have been by lawyers, so these responses really aren't that shocking. Doctor's get hit with so many frivolous lawsuits. Every time this happens, the doctor has to take weeks out of his schedule to meet with lawyers, for depositions, etc. This is time away from his practice. If it ends up going to court, and the doctor wins. None of his court costs are recouped, all the time he lost he can't gain back. As a result, most end up settling to avoid this hassle. Every time this happens, insurance premiums go up and there will always be a black mark on the physician that he was sued.
Often when we see a patient, we can make a diagnosis based on the history and physical alone. There are however "zebras" which are unusual cases and unusual presentations that can get missed. When these cases get missed, is when many doctors get sued. As a result, a whole mess of labs and imaging studies are ordered. I don't see a penny of those dollars, because I cannot own an imaging center or laboratory. All these costs then get passed on to the patient, either directly, or via their insurance company.
The best solution would be to counter BS lawsuits. If the plaintiff were responsible for the physicians court costs in these cases, it would help prevent a lot of lawsuits.
There are definitely cases of negligence, and in these cases, the patient should get what is owed. In terms of punitive damages, however, it is hard to determine what is appropriate.

Posted by: Dre at January 27, 2011 9:13 PM


tort lawyers like john edwards started the avalanche of
frivolous lawsuits that have resulted in the spiraling medical costs
and the impersonal bureacracy that medical care in this country
has become. i listen to the ads all the time. as long as this is a movie site , it is worth referencing " the verdict " where lawyer paul
newman is thrown out of a home because he was passing out his business card to a grieving family. i believe the operative term at
the time was " ambulance chaser ". now we have the 30 second spots advising that if you have ever been injured just contact the
legal ace who paid for the ad and he will see that " you get what
is coming to you ". right. dustin, you picked 4 lonely cases out
of thousands. some sample and, by the way, in the highly
publicized " coffee case ", i have a question .... who spilled the
coffee??? i suspect that mcdonald's daily coffee sales number in
the hundreds of thousands and they wind up being nailed for
$2.7 million dollars because one woman spills coffee on herself.

and the reason is that they make the coffee too hot ! c'mon dustin ...you're smarter than that. do a little real research.

Posted by: snake at January 28, 2011 12:34 AM

"Tort reform" is one of those political over-abstractions that can mean nearly anything. The antidote is to read Orwell's "Politics and the English Language" then look for the real issue behind the noise.

The world is an imperfect place. Screws fall out all the time. We'd like to be made whole when infrequent, big, bad stuff happens even when it isn't really anybody's fault. "Torts" are defined as intentional or negligent harm - somebody's fault. "Torts" don't really fit for "shit happens, let's clean up and move on."

So, what would happen if we tried to deal with making people whole when shit happens for no good reason? Not "torts" - neither intentional, nor negligent harm, but harm because, well, shit happens.

How do we make people whole when the little risks we take all the time, occasionally hurt bad? That's what we really want, isn't it? Sure, somebody makes arsenic chew-toys, sue their brains out.

I have a lovely half-written thought experiment illustrating this, but it's after 02:00 and I have to be up in the morning.

I chose to read Pajiba. You wrote this stuff. I got sucked-in and will be foggy and stupid in the morning because I was up too late doing this.

Since all we have is tort law to work with, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at January 28, 2011 2:14 AM

@slash: ambulance chasing may be a universal lawyerly phenomenon, but in Europe so far (to the best of my knowledge) only the Brits have taken up the TV ads I remember less than fondly from my years in the US ("Has something unpleasant happened to you? Do you feel like blaming someone for it? Well, call us and we'll find you a scapegoat and sue them for all they're worth...").

Posted by: cinekat at January 28, 2011 5:06 AM

Not to detract from the points made in this review and comments, but I too am struggling to believe that those are the legs of an 80-year-old.

Posted by: embertine at January 28, 2011 8:24 AM

ga-greed. no way that's the actual picture of her legs. I don't care how hot coffee is, unless McD's was making their coffee with acid, you're not going to get that burned.

Posted by: gunnertec at January 28, 2011 9:56 AM

"And samantha, I am sorry you get sued a lot, which increases your insurance premiums, and thus your overhead, which decreases the money available to give raises to your employees, or the ability to pay for their health insurance.

I assume that these lawsuits are all valid and you really do suck as an attorney. But you are indifferent to these lawsuits because sucking as an attorney is the costs of you doing business, and its more cost-effective to run a mill than provide proper legal representation.

I'm sorry. That was your point, right?"

Okay, so lawsuits against physicians are frivolous but those against attorneys are valid? Got it. Listen, I speak in hyperbole: we don't get sued every day. We do good work and are compensated pretty well, actually (as is the staff). Those familiar with different areas of law know full well, however, that those practicing family law (and criminal law and other prosaic areas of law) are far more likely to get sued for malpractice/grieved to the bar than, say, securities litigators or tax lawyers. Part of it is because the stakes are extremely high - you lose custody of your child, guess who you're going to blame, regardless of the facts? It's like being an O.B. You could have the best matrimonial attorney in the world and "lose" your case (a whole other issue specific to family law - what's perceived as a loss by a client could, in fact, be a huge victory given the facts, which is cold comfort to somebody who is devastated by a decision). Also, you're often dealing with relatively unsophisticated people who have nothing to lose and everything to gain from suing you, unlike firms representing entities who have far more to risk in suing their defense (or even plaintiff's) counsel. Entities are in court all the time and know how the law works, your typical person in a divorce doesn't.

Long way of saying that if you want to be insulated from this kind of stuff you shouldn't enter professions where you're highly likely to get sued. I'm not cavalier about being sued at all, but I certainly don't bill my clients out the ass and do tons of unnecessary work to avoid the potential of a lawsuit later. I simply don't buy the premise that doctors "have to" do unnecessary MRIs, surgery, etc. because of the threat of a lawsuit. It would be unethical for me to practice my trade that way, I know that much.

Posted by: samantha t at January 28, 2011 10:24 AM

katy:

Ce n'est pas vrai. It's not illegal or considered (by the AMA) to be a conflict of interest for physicians to own and profit off of services they refer patients to. In fact in many specialties, it's encouraged. By way of example here's a link to a round table discussion encouraging orthopods to buy MRI facilities so they can keep the income in-house.
http://www.orthosupersite.com/view.aspx?rid=3873

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 28, 2011 10:40 AM

"" Doctor's get hit with so many frivolous lawsuits. Every time this happens, the doctor has to take weeks out of his schedule to meet with lawyers, for depositions, etc. This is time away from his practice. If it ends up going to court, and the doctor wins."

And as to physician depositions, testimony, etc., in my experience, any case that gets that far is not frivolous. Baseless cases will typically not make it past a motion to dismiss. A physician prevailing at trial doesn't mean the case was frivolous, it means the plaintiff didn't meet the legal standard, which can be a profoundly close call.

As to being cavalier about lawsuits/my reputation, I received scary, but ultimately sound, advice when I entered this practice: "If you are worried about getting sued or being grieved to the state bar, you are in the wrong field." Period. Anybody practicing in my field, from the fanciest of the fancy to Legal Aid Society attorneys, gets sued, grieved, questioned, etc. It is part of the business and you have to have the fortitude to handle it. As to reputation, because it happens so often it's not really a reputational hit. Also, it is quite difficult for a plaintiff to prevail in a legal malpractice case (just as it is in a medical malpractice case). Because the plaintiff bears such a heavy burden, it's not worth it to panic about lawsuits. They are a pain in the ass and expensive, but it's not end times.

Posted by: samantha t at January 28, 2011 10:45 AM

I think there are four areas in which tort law needs substantial reform:

1. Punitive Damages. Why should the hot coffee lady, or the malpractice victim or anyone else get the benefits of punitive damages? Yes, it may be appropriate to "send a message" to big business that they did something wrong, but a lawsuit isn't a some kind of lottery jackpot.

If punitive damages are appropriate, there's no reason that the person bringing the lawsuit should be entitled to get the benefit of them. If Xco does something grossly wrong, deserving of a punitive award, then the award should be payable to a charity, a series of community organizations, the government, someone who has to deal with the fallout and costs of the wrong. Not the lucky lawyer who brought the class action.

2. Contingency Fees. Damages payable by a tortfeasor are to compensate for loss. If people want to follow the British or Canadian system and have an amount payable for legal fees, then fine, but lawyers shouldn't get paid with money that was supposed to pay hospital bills.

To the extent it's "extra" money, beyond the actual losses incurred, see point number 1 above.

3. Sometime bad things happen to good people. Tort law is about financial punishment for wrongdoers. Frequently bad things happen to people, but that doesn't mean that there was legal wrongdoing, and it doesn't mean there is an entitlement for you to get someone else to pay for it. Life sometimes does mean things to people, sometimes unforeseen things happen, and sometimes there are genuine accidents.

Not all babies will be born perfect, and not all sick people get better, but it's not always because the doctor messed up. And just because it costs $x million to raise a kid that's not perfect in every way, doesn't mean the doctor or the insurance company should have to pay for it.

It's because people don't like that harsh reality that tort reform is often done on a "no-fault" basis.

4. Where there has been wrongdoing, bankruptcy shouldn't lead to a right to avoid payment. This is a tougher one to solve without recourse to debt slavery or debtor's prison, but the reality is, most companies are organized such that most of their assets are shielded against liability, and that unsecured tort creditors will never get more than cents on the dollar.

Unless there can be found personal liability of directors and officers, or unless some sort of credit protection exception is made where lenders are aware of risk but lend anyway, it's too easy for companies to avoid significant liability, and victim compensation funds are woefully inadequate.

Ideally, victims who suffer damage should be on equal footing, rather than the person who is injured by the ma & pop shop getting all they're worth ($1000), and the other who is injured by the mega franchise chain getting millions.

Tort reform attempts to solve several of these points. It largely eliminates the lotto system of punitive damages, eliminates most of the benefit of contingency fees, and pays victims irrespective of the wrongdoer's ability to pay. It also (in many instances) pays regardless of whether there is actual fault involved, so anyone injured gets paid (that's why insurance premiums go up in jurisdictions with tort reform).

In those scenarios, there are really only two "losers":

1. Would be lawsuit jackpot millionaires; and
2. Lawyers.

So, no surprise that the lawyers here are against tort reform.

Posted by: Gentleman Farmer at January 28, 2011 12:09 PM

Ah, yes, it's a fine line and that scenario is perfectly legal. That's why larger hospital systems try and buy up smaller practices they see as lucrative, with the implied assumption that the physicians in that practice will automatically refer their patients to their larger hospital system when warrated. There's also nothing illegal about practices purchasing said MRI machines so they can make extra profits, but technically they're still referring in house, not to a separate entity. What I was thinking of are the Stark Self-Referral Laws which state that a physician can't refer Medicare and Medicaid patients to entities where the physician or immediate family member has a financial relationship. But it's all good if you finagle it so everything technically stays in the same "family".

Posted by: katy at January 28, 2011 1:15 PM

I think this round (or court thingie) goes to samantha t.

Posted by: Slash at January 28, 2011 4:09 PM

you are so misinformed. Tort reform does not involve depriving brain damaged children of much needed medical care! No, what tort reform does is cap NON-ECONOMIC damages. That means that an injured person's medical bills and out of pocket expenses are paid for, but the amorphous "pain and suffering" damages are capped at a certain REASONABLE amount. There is no reason on this earth that someone should receive millions of dollars in pain and suffering damages!!
of course I say this, but I am a defense attorney - To be fair, I WANT you to keep awarding these exorbitant damages because then both myself and the plaintiff's attorney can make money at the expense of all you jokers who have to cover the cost of increased product cost, increased health care etc.... Just keep lining the pockets of the lawyers (on BOTH sides) and keep telling yourself that it is justice.

Posted by: mimi at January 28, 2011 10:26 PM

I've know the Leubeck particulars for a long time and I still hold it as a frivolous lawsuit. I don't doubt the severity of her injuries, rather, I simply hold her responsible for them. Opening a hot cup of coffee over your lap in a moving vehicle and burning your cooch makes you and you alone culpable. I'm sure the jury felt bad for a sweet grandmother and heaven knows that the local franchisee's attorney's screwed the pooch, but none of that make her ill advised actions McDonald's fault. The main issue in my eyes is that proving a suit to be "frivolous" is very difficult. The lawyers all want to make their money, and the judges are all former lawyers; they have financial incentive to keep the system as it is. I do think that the lack of the "loser pays" requirement is important as it lets real victims gain access to the courts. I just think we take it too far (lawyers do it too, just ask Mike Nifong or, in my neck of the woods, Lisa Aubuchon and Andrew Thomas) and get all kinds of stuff into court. So, to sum up, coffee is hot. In other news: water is wet, bricks are heavy, and gravity works. Frivolous is too low a bar and to easy to clear.

And Samantha, you may not believe physicians practice defensive medicine, but it's true. You're used to the world of courts and lawsuits and you are trained and experienced to *not* take it personally when someone files a suit against you, or at least less personally. Other professionals are not so trained and would be pretty piss-poor at their jobs if they were. So your comparison is unfair, wrongheaded and it really speaks to the disconnect between lawyers and the public. Imagine if I said words to the effect that lawyers need to suck it up and get tough and just deal with having to perform triple bypass surgery during a trial. It would be ridiculous on its face.

Much like your "huge win given the facts" (which I can totally understand), a situation where a mother's life saved while losing the baby or vice versa, may be an equally astounding feat of the art and science of medicine and the skill of that particular practitioner. But for all that, you'll have John Edwards and his evil ilk licking their chops getting ready to try a "bad baby case." You think lawyers deal with extremely high stakes? Ha! try watching the light go out of a teenager's eyes because they did something dumb and you can't stop the them from bleeding out fast enough because there are simply too many holes to plug and too little time. Then imagine somebody with no medical training coming in after the fact and trying to pin the death on you (and failing, but trying really, really hard, taking months of your time and calling your professional competence into question in order to do so), then try to sleep at night. Wimps.

Posted by: Joe at January 29, 2011 1:38 AM

Joe, at what point did I say being a doctor was child's play? At what point did I say my profession involved high stakes that medicine didn't?

"And Samantha, you may not believe physicians practice defensive medicine, but it's true."

Oh, I believe it happens. I just believe it's unjustified and unethical.

"Imagine if I said words to the effect that lawyers need to suck it up and get tough and just deal with having to perform triple bypass surgery during a trial. It would be ridiculous on its face."

I'm not asking doctors to be lawyers, I'm asking people supporting tort reform to understand what actually goes on with lawsuits.

"Ha! try watching the light go out of a teenager's eyes because they did something dumb and you can't stop the them from bleeding out fast enough because there are simply too many holes to plug and too little time. Then imagine somebody with no medical training coming in after the fact and trying to pin the death on you (and failing, but trying really, really hard, taking months of your time and calling your professional competence into question in order to do so), then try to sleep at night. Wimps."

Ah, I see the real issue here: how dare anybody question what doctors do? Of course, such lawsuits involve major expert testimony, depositions, etc., so it's not some "wimp" of a lawyer floating in and saying "Hey, Doc, you suck!" and leaving it at that. I have heard great arguments for having med mal-specific juries (I agree many laypeople are poorly-poised to determine a complex med mal case), but I don't think caps or limiting people's recourse to the courts is the answer.

Posted by: samantha t at January 29, 2011 7:34 AM

I just wanted to know if this documentary was worth watching.

backs out slowly from lawyer/doctor smackdown

Posted by: Robert at January 29, 2011 12:24 PM

Samantha If you noticed at the beginning of my post, I allowed that access to the courts is very important to our society. I just think that too many really ridiculous suits are allowed to go forward because they aren't "frivolous" even if they are meritless. Too many judges who say that a jury should decide some obvious untruth.

And, yes, it is wimp lawyers coming in and saying "Doc, you suck." Or at least that's been *my* experience. I'll prepared, ill equipped, untrained lawyers doing just that and taking hours and hours and hours in depositions described by their legal peers as "fishing expeditions." The family is understandably brokenhearted at the loss of their child but could not fathom that it was the child's fault, tragically it was. Kids do stupid things sometimes, this one did and the stupidity cost them the ultimate price. Dewey, Cheatham and Howe didn't actually care about the family, they just saw a payday and had a huge, huge financial incentive to either win in court, which they didn't on the facts, or to spin it out long enough to make the malpractice firm settle, which they didn't in this case either. So they lost this on. Still, this and other cases cost millions of dollars and no one walks away a winner except Schyster Sam the scam man. The kid is still dead because of their own misadventure, the family still grieves, and no amount of money makes it better. And the physician is not a better physician nor is the system any better at treating patients.

As for "no one questioning the doctor," you show your ignorance. There's a procedure called M&M (morbidity and mortality.) In this process, tough cases, especially those with poor outcomes, are reviewed by, get this, people who know what they're talking about with the sole purpose to make the practice of medicine better.

Expert testimony is a joke, and if you don't know it you should. You can find an "expert" who will back nearly any ludicrous claim if you pay them enough. They have financial incentives, too, after all, they're paid like consultants from the moment they step on the plan. Look at the vaccine cases arising from the now withdrawn article in The Lancet. Mr Wakefield (he's no longer a physician) has made a mint off his ill begotten, fruadulent study. A study, interestingly, financed in large part by a bunch of English tort lawyers. Real harm has been done by this study, and the barristers (or whatever they're called across the pond) probably see no harm done on their part. They have blood on their hands, too, wimps.

Things that make you go hmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: Joe at January 29, 2011 3:44 PM

1. Coffee is supposed to be served hot.

2. The lady spilled it on herself. No McDonald's employee was involved when she SPILLED THE COFFEE ON HERSELF.

Talk about getting annoyed. This suit should never have been allowed to progress to the point it did.

Posted by: Starvin Spielberg at January 31, 2011 2:47 PM

Yet, folks keep voting for these people.

*shrugs*

"nations have the government they deserve."

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at June 27, 2011 5:05 PM

@gunnertec - as the recipient of a similar non-mcdonalds coffee spill, those burns could absolutely be authentic. The 80-year-old legs, I question.

Posted by: dogsikay at June 27, 2011 5:24 PM

Americans are idiots. Not really news.

And every one of them would sue the shit out of anybody they could if they thought there were enough dollars attached to it. Regardless of how strongly they supposedly feel about "tort reform" or "out of control" jury awards.

A real news flash would be, "Family Has Opportunity to Sue Corporation for Tons of Money, Declines." But you'll never see that, because it'll never happen.

Everybody thinks their case has merit and nobody else's does. The way people always think they're the exception to every rule.


Posted by: Slash at June 27, 2011 5:45 PM

Also, as someone pointed out, corporations sue each other all the goddam time. Not that all those are frivolous, just saying, corporation don't have a problem utilizing lawsuits. They just have a problem with losing lawsuits.

Posted by: Slash at June 27, 2011 5:51 PM

Aw, hell, I didn't even notice this was a repeat from January. Oh well.

Posted by: Slash at June 27, 2011 6:02 PM

I am a public school teacher of inner-city kids and I can tell you, from my exceedingly leftist view, that indigent families consider a lawsuit of the hot-coffee-from-McDonald's-ilk something akin to winning the lottery. I have actually been in discussion with these elementary-school-aged children about various issues, only to hear one, or several of them, chant, "Law-Suit!!"

A few years ago I was in bumper-to-bumper traffic and let off the gas pedal to let another car in and inadvertently bumped the car in front of me. We called the police and they said, since there was only a scratch on both of our fenders, that the damage was less than $500, so they would not file a police report. The woman I bumped, who worked for the local Neuromedical Center, filed a $10,000 claim against my insurance. This is after we both agreed with the policemen that there were no injuries sustained. The woman's injury report came from, no other than her workplace. When I questioned my insurance agent about the veracity of the other woman's report, I was told, "It's cheaper for us to settle than to investigate her claim."

I was furious. I kept thinking I should go to the other woman's house and collect video of her behaving in an uninjured-way, but I just flaked out and succumbed to higher insurance rates.

The incident STILL rankles me, as you can tell. Next time, I will pack video camera to whomever's house and collect evidence on my own. Grrrrr.

And then, I think about the drunk OB-GYN that delivered the child of a friend of my mom's and dropped the baby on its head, and I think, "Dang, no amount of money is worth what this Mom has had to go through."

It sucks. But it seems to me we should have some common-sense rules about damages.

Posted by: Stinky at June 27, 2011 6:20 PM

As far as the "hot coffee lady" thing goes, I do agree that McDonald's coffee was much too hot, but at the same time I think it is also absolutely ridiculous that she wedged the goddamn coffee cup into her crotch while she was driving. I think both sides were at fault here.

Posted by: Craig at June 27, 2011 6:40 PM

I retract my original statement. I had always thought the Hot Coffee Lady was driving, but further research revealed that she was a passenger in the car, and the car was not moving at the time of the accident. She was apparently holding the coffee cup in her lap while removing the lid when she spilled it (which, still, not exactly safety-conscious, but she was elderly and possibly not in full control of her hands to have the manual dexterity she needed).

Posted by: Craig at June 27, 2011 6:48 PM

Oh, mercy me, Pajiba has fanned the flames of my passion chord!

We put men on the moon, surely we can work out tort reform.

I don't want my inner-city babes thinking a lawsuit is their ticket outta the ghetto. And yet, I don't want Corporate America thinking it can decimate my sweetie-pies because it is big, rich and powerful.

Yo, doctors and lawyers, can we get our act together (do we need to bring in Andrew Cuomo?) and hammer out an agreement?

Dustin made me realize how serious and important this is. Oh, please, let's follow the Andrew Cuomo modus operandi (outlined in the Sunday NY Times) and let's create something that is landmark. I'm in!

Posted by: Stinky at June 27, 2011 7:13 PM

Why should coffee EVER be served hot enough to produce terrible burns on someone's body....?

Posted by: Cassie at June 27, 2011 7:46 PM

I'm not a spokesperson for McD's by any stretch, but, apparently, they zap everything ultra-hot, so, for those who wait, (unlike me and devour all food fresh outta the bag) until they get home, the food is somewhat warm.

I had a shitty boyfriend who, for the few months he was "mine," used to make me wait UNTIL we GOT HOME, to eat our Mickey D's take-out. He was such an asshole.

Wow. That felt really good to get off my chest.

Posted by: Stinky at June 27, 2011 8:23 PM

Stinky,

Honestly, I think those kinds of attitudes are fueled by the corporatist propaganda Dustin was talking about in this review. It's the sense that a relatively minor injury can result in a major windfall. I also severely doubt the kind of tort reform discussed here would have helped your unfortunate situation. When they're talking about people suing corporations, the damage cap would be set much higher than $10,000. It doesn't stop them from creating different rules for individuals suing other individuals though. But even then, it wouldn't influence the factors the health insurance company considered when deciding to pursue your case very much. It's the settlement vs. the likely hood of winning the case and they value gained from that.

(A little OT here)If anything, your situation shows one of the major flaws of market based health insurance. Instead of considering the good their decisions do for you, they consider what it means for the bottom line of their company.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at June 27, 2011 8:33 PM

I'll pitch in here- I'm not a doctor, just a lowly paramedic, but I can tell you that the reality of Emergency Care centers around making your patients happy because the hospitals are being run like a business. You're patients are to be seen as "customers" and treated as such. If someone shows up to the ER and demands a certain test, you give it to them. And yes, there are multiple expensive diagnostics run on patients as a cover-your-ass measure because people are scared of malpractice suits. And "getting sued is not the end of the world" is BULLSHIT as far as medicine is concerned because if you have more than about 8 malpractice suits in your CAREER as an emergency MD you're damn near unemployable.

Even what I do on the ambulance is subject to overlitigation. To the point that if a patient asks for an IV and fluid (which they do because why trust the paramedic when you've got WebMD) I have to give it to them, which costs money. And on top of that, every time I do an advanced skill it opens us up to litigation. I know paramedics that avoid doing advanced skills, like intubation, because they don't want to open themselves up to legal problems. That's a culture of fear, and it does nobody any good.

Posted by: ZombieMedic at June 27, 2011 8:56 PM

"Why should coffee EVER be served hot enough to produce terrible burns on someone's body....?"

Coffee 101: it is ideally brewed at 200 degrees. Damn the evil MacDonalds Corporation for serving freshly brewed hot coffee, just like their advertising says it does. Everyone knows advertising is lying.

The more relevant question is who the eff puts a hot cup of coffee between their legs while driving? And then blames someone else when it spills?

Which is precisely what the attorneys for MacD's thought. You really think grandma sues a mom'n pop cafe under the same circumstances? Really? Sure, in hindsight (a benefit of the documentary maker), it would have been smarter to settle for medical costs as the plaintiff asked. But the very idea that someone spills hot coffee on themselves, while driving no less, and places the blame on the coffee provider seems, I don't know, absurd.

If she had plowed into another car, killing all the other occupants, and the coffee spilled on her and burned her is that still MacDonald's fault. It would seem so.

And to the argument that insurance lobbies are among the biggest political donors in Washington. True enough. But guess who are the number one, grand daddy of them all, biggest dispensers of political donations in our nation's capitol? That would be LAWYERS.

And put me in the category of 80-year old legs skeptics.

Posted by: James S at June 27, 2011 9:21 PM

I'm a lawyer, and a leftie, and a fan of tort reform. A fan of certain kinds of tort reform, I should say--because yes, some of it is just big business trying to duck responsibility for things it ought to pay for.

Look, in theory, we should be able to settle on legal rules and then trust juries to follow them and give out reasonable awards. But all of the people on this thread screaming about how lawyers are crooks and everyone needs to stop looking for someone to blame when an accident happens? I guarantee you that 90% of you, if put on a jury in a personal injury case, would change your tune. You would listen to the days and days of graphic testimony about the paralyzed plaintiff and his surgeries and the pain and how the guy's wife and kids moved out when he got depressed and how he went from being an active guy with a decent job who played baseball with his kids to someone who stares at walls for 6 hours a day because he has bedsores and can't sit up and how he has to self-catheterize 3 times a day and how he spends 45 minutes every morning wiggling his finger up his ass to have a bowel movement and how all the company needed to do was put a little warning label on the product and it wouldn't have cost them a thing and now this guy's entire life has been destroyed and all he wants is the money to pay for his surgeries and his lost wages and to put in a ramp so he can wheel himself into his house.

And when you hear all that, it doesn't matter to you so much whether the little label would have actually prevented the accident, or whether the guy should have known better on his own, or whether the company actually did anything wrong. They're a big company, and you know they can afford it, and this guy literally cannot live without the money.

It's completely understandable, and it's the reason I support a no-fault system for personal injury cases -- because regardless of whose fault it is, the guy should have what he needs to live. And no-fault systems, despite paying out awards to everyone, actually cost less because of the savings from not having to fight about whether someone has to pay. But since that's never going to happen in America (woo, principled stances that make everyone worse off!), I support some kinds of tort reform. Because take the above scenario, and add in a company who is a little bit at fault, and then ask a jury to make a rational judgment about how much to punish the company.

(And yeah, I think the McDonalds case was totally valid. That case is the reason that punitive damages exist -- you can argue about whether they should go to the plaintiff or to the state, but a company that ignores warnings about a dangerous and fixable condition is sort of the exact reason why punitive damages exist. And the fact that the judge reduced the award to a reasonable level is a perfect demonstration of how limits on juries can and should work.)

Posted by: Artemis at June 27, 2011 10:02 PM

"The more relevant question is who the eff puts a hot cup of coffee between their legs while driving? And then blames someone else when it spills?"

She wasn't driving. She was sitting in the passenger seat of a car that was not moving. She put the cup between her knees so that she could take off the lid and add her cream and sugar.


After watching this program, I am more convinced than ever that our country would be a better place if Karl Rove had never been born.

Posted by: Neely at June 27, 2011 10:10 PM

Mr. Socrates-Johnson (I'm on an iPad and many functions, such as underscoring, are lost to me) Thank you for understanding my plight. (And arentcha glad I didn't call you "Soc"?) I have to say, some movements come from the ground up.

I just have to "put it out there" and wonder, if this "Sue for the gold" mentality weren't derived from a specificic group of vulnerable people, who were trained (via multimedia) to think that a lawsuit of any kind might be their ticket outta poverty, what might be the result?

There are far too many ambulance-chaser attorneys in my own small city, that have built an empire on the feelings of the wronged, impoverished citizen. Unfortunately, they have a LOT of money to advertise, and they do not hesitate to do so. (Jeez, my cat has plunked his butt down next to me and he is licking it so loudly that I can't think straight!) Anyway, what I was saying, shit, lost my train of thought...

OK, too many people on the lowest-level of tort reform are selling their souls "to the devil" because an ad on TV told them to do it. And this is where the attorneys are raking in their money. And THAT'S why I object. Yeah, each, individual lawsuit is peanuts, but, when you compile ALL of the idiotic suits together, they make one helluva lucrative practice for an asshole attorney. These guys wouldn't be able to continue their practice if it weren't for the deluded, impoverished individual.

Posted by: Stinky at June 27, 2011 10:25 PM

Hey, I'm not THAT particular about my callsign. Socrates, So-Crates, Nate, and Miss Jackson are all perfectly acceptable in my book.

And I didn't mean to say that all tort reform is bad. Certainly reform to curtail the kinds of things you are talking about would be good. I just have doubts that the kind of reform that would be lobbied for and passed would have that effect.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at June 27, 2011 10:55 PM

I saw this earlier tonight. I makes you think a lot about the media and how they help to sell lies and misconceptions. There should be a seperate documentary made on how the media manages to spin events I saw my local newspaper do something similar a few years back. As a result, a local politician blew his brains out in front of their building shortly afterward.

Posted by: Candy at June 28, 2011 12:15 AM

Not to detract from the points made in this review and comments, but I too am struggling to believe that those are the legs of an 80-year-old.

Posted by: embertine at January 28, 2011 8:24 AM

ga-greed. no way that's the actual picture of her legs. I don't care how hot coffee is, unless McD's was making their coffee with acid, you're not going to get that burned.

Posted by: gunnertec at January 28, 2011 9:56 AM

Sorry, but the two of you are idiots and jump to conclusions you are certain of based on nothing but your own percepted feelings and bullshit gut instincts. Not every 80 year old is riddled with wrinkles and if you knew anything at all about burns you'd know what 2nd or 3rd degree burns look like and that you can get them easily from being scalded by hot water, or coffee, which is mostly water, remember? People with small brains seem to think because it's water it can't burn as bad as fire, cuz you know, water puts out fire, right?

The truth is, as has been stated a few times, shit happens and the entitlement generation and the spread of rampant irresponsibility has created this far more than any business or law firm. When you count fraud in with frivolous, you have a shit storm of crap that the rest of us are paying for.

The reform that's really needed is with the lawyers and the judges and the system that rewards frivolous crap too often. You can't stop people from suing or even mitigate it by limiting rewards (that's only to insure that the lawyers get the same fees and businesses don't take a giant hit, deserved or not), you can only strive harder to weed out the liars from the truly damaged.

Posted by: Protoguy at June 28, 2011 1:18 AM

Excellent points Artemis. I do think 'no fault' legal can happen in America, mostly because 'no fault' auto insurance is gaining steam. Florida has had it for years and I do think it's a better situation for most, as the lawsuits that arise after accidents are between the two insurance companies and their well-paid legal staffs and not between well-paid corporate staffs and not so well paid 'consumer' lawyers.

I also think it's interesting that most ignore the fact that the final settlement was reduced well below the much-hyped 'payday' granny is touted as receiving. In addition, I think it's important to point out that the plaintiff doesn't set the amount she is awarded, the jury does. Her attorneys may ask for an amount, I confess I don't know, but the award is set by the jury, not the plaintiff.

Posted by: Protoguy at June 28, 2011 1:54 AM


stick to the movies , dustin. this documentary is a routine
investigative journalism hatchet job. of course, there are no
examples of frivolous law suits and let's draw tears with the
anecdotal evidence offered. the nice very old woman who juggled the coffee, the rape victim bouncing a baby while she details her
version of her attack and the soft spoken mississippi judge who
views the world as a war between business and the common man
surrounded by his wife and daughters while he spins his story.

a fair and impartial look at tort reform ??? sure it is.

toward the end, the impression was left that texas had limited
the ability of its citizens to sue. not so. they simply limited the
amount of the award and guess what? the number of suits have
declined dramatically as the shark tort lawyers head elsewhere
to make their fortunes. once the john edwards' of the world
discovered asbestos, tobacco and hot coffee, we became the
most litigious society in history and are now assailed by ads
featuring gas bag lawyers exhorting the common man to call
if they have ever been harmed in any way whatever as the
shouting lawyer promises to " get you what you deserve " ...
we are getting what we deserve.

Posted by: snake at June 28, 2011 2:09 AM

I loath to mention this because I know this will result in people getting heated about this but someone mentioned the insurance industry and I used to work in it. No one likes us. Its easy to hate those big bad companies who take your money and then deny your claim. Like a lawyer, everyone hates insurance people until they need them.

I can't tell you the number of times that people would ask how to commit insurance fraud directly to my face (risking my license), screaming at me that I personally am denying their claim, or intentionally lied to me and acted shocked that a company would actual work to prevent fraud.

Hey flood victims...FLOODING ISN'T COVERED BY HOMEOWNERS! It is the first thing explained to you when you purchase the policy. Its common sense that when you lived in a goddamn flood zone, you need to purchase flood insurance. Even in a hurricane, and wind dammage is covered by homeowners...when your house is totaled by the flood waters...IT's FLOOD DAMAGE and not covered.

An insurance agent can't force people to pay attention or learn about their policies. All we can do is attempt to advice them. If they chose to ignore us, I'm not sure what people expect.

Its statistics people...the entire system is based on statistics. You want to live in a modern society...you need insurance. You want to be a dumbass (say ignoring a small roof leak for months until the entire structure fails), then you are only screwing yourself. Insurance doesn't cover stupidity. If it did, it would be even more expensive.

Posted by: Diablo at June 28, 2011 10:24 AM

Well I mentioned HEALTH insurance, but that's not even close to the same thing you're talking about. Obviously property insurance makes sense as a market commodity because then you're talking someone's possessions and not their life. Then again, my statement is pretty innocuous really. I didn't say privatized health insurance was terrible, just that it has flaws. Maybe you were talking to someone else and I'm just being sensitive. I don't know.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at June 28, 2011 10:42 AM

I kinda liken it to the same argument I have about welfare. You always get those dumbass hardheads who throw the welfare baby shit in your face. You know, the fat, inner city waste of skin who keeps having babies so she can get mo' money?

The truth is that people like that do exist, just like people who want a payday from a lawsuit, BUT... that system of welfare and legal recourse are both there for YOU. They are there for a reason, and the fact that some people abuse those systems is not a reason to take those systems away from you or me.

Those whiny bitches will be the first to change their minds when something bad happens to them just like those women who scream and vilify abortion until they desperately need one.

Unless your a trust fund baby or independently wealthy, nearly every one of us is one or two paychecks from homelessness. One catastrophic illness away from destitution and life and death decisions.

I am one of those people. I am on "welfare" right now. Technically AHCCCS, Arizona's version of welfare/medicare. I get food stamps (which aren't stamps anymore, just a fancy debit card), I don't get economic assistance because I don't have a child dependent. I'm not sure how the fuck that works. I guess since I'm not a child it's assumed all I need is food and not really a place to live or clothes or gas for the car.

I don't live in the inner city. I'm a middle aged white guy with a great family and one daughter in college. I have cancer. My rent is paid for by donations to fundraisers started by friends and my manager at the place I used to work at before I couldn't drive for them any longer. It's paid for by the back child support I had to take my ex-wife to court to get. The rest is paid for by my father and mother - out of their retirement.

I can't help but think that the reason I don't get economic assistance is because some hard-head assholes pushed the system out that used to provide that. Because you know, the only people getting assistance are low-life losers who just need to man up and get a fucking job, right?

Whether you think this woman was at fault herself or McDonald's, that system of recourse through the courts is there for YOU and me. The abuse that absolutely happens is there and THAT is what needs reform, not how much assistance people get, there ability to get recompense for wrong or the ability to access all these services in the event they are NEEDED, and they are needed. By you, most likely, in your very near fucking future. So think before you shoot down any of these systems altogether. Think beyond your own narrow world view filled with bullshit cliche throwaway hard-ass cynicism. Like I always say - get some real goddamn perspective. You don't know the whole story - ever, until you live it.

Posted by: Protoguy at June 28, 2011 12:01 PM

No, those are not the 80-year old woman's legs. I've seen the movie. The injuries to Mrs Liebeck's legs shown in the movie were much worse. The review mentions burns "like these.". Presumably, the photo is just an example of third degree burns from hot liquid.

As for the assertion that the documentary "cherry picks.". That's what documentaries do. They personalize the issue with moving examples of the issue which is their focus. However, the documentary also makes it point by citations to studies which demonstrate that big verdicts are NOT driving up insurance rates. Tellingly, the posts that have lamented the alleged pervasiveness of frivolous lawsuits have not cited to any empirical data to support their positions. Most of these posts state that such lawsuits exist without citing to a single actual example. As the movie demonstrates,Thursday, June 23, 2011 As of 12:00 AM
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The data simply do not support the proposition that frivolous lawsuits pose the problem they've been portrayed by so-called tort refit era to be.

Posted by: Dabney at July 2, 2011 8:43 AM