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Dolphin Tale Review: Better Than Having Teeth Pulled

By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (25)



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Alcon Entertainment’s first movie since The Blind Side proves to be just as schmaltzy yet oddly inspirational as its predecessor. A word of fair warning though — the past day or so has seen me watch both Dolphin Tale and have my wisdom teeth pulled out of my head. While I truly wish that I could hyperbolically rant that watching the so-called true story of a damn dolphin, which fights its way back from near certain death with the help of a lost young boy, was the more excruciating experience, this would be a rather disingenuous path to take on my behalf. Of course, my attitude could partially be attributed to the painkillers speaking through my fingertips at this point. After all, hydrocodone is some pretty good shit.

Dolphin Tale is based on the true story of Winter (played by the real-life Winter) the dolphin, who loses her tail in 2005 after being caught in a crab trap and eventually learns to swim again with the help of a prosthetic tail — a custom-fitted silicon gel sleeve painstakingly crafted by Dr. Cameron McCarthy (Morgan Freeman). Winter is initially discovered and freed by 11-year-old Sawyer Nelson (Nathan Gamble) while on his way to summer school one day. Sawyer’s in the midst of his own difficult life circumstances and having trouble coping with loneliness due to his father’s abandonment five years ago; his cousin Kyle’s (Austin Stowell) recent army deployment; and the fact that his mother, Lorraine (Ashley Judd, who is always stuck playing thankless mother roles these days), works long hours at a low-paying job and is seldom at home. Needless to say, it is love at first sight for the boy and the dolphin.

Winter is initially taken in by Dr. Clay Haskett (Harry Connick, Jr.) at the Clearwater Marine Aquarium but his tail must be amputated, which means that he would have virtually no chance of surviving in the wild. Soon, thanks in part to the lure of Winter, who responds not to the dulcet tones of Dr. Clay’s tenor sax (yes, really) but to the boy who rescued him, Sawyer starts skipping class to hang at the aquarium. There, Sawyer also bonds with Clay’s motherless daughter, Hazel (a plucky Cozi Zuehlsdorff), and her grandfather, Reed (Kris Kristofferson). The warmth and wisdom from three generations of this family also have a great effect on Sawyer. I think you can see where all of this is going, but obviously you haven’t anticipated (but won’t be entirely surprised by) the hefty subplots involving a debilitating human injury, a devastating hurricane, and the heart-wrenching aftermaths of both in the midst of all of the life-changing interaction. The endings to these dilemmas are predictable, but the filmmakers manage enough subtlety that it doesn’t much matter. Essentially, this film is about good people helping others an animal who affects and inspires them all along the way, which makes Dolphin Tale quite similar to The Blind Side in more ways than one without transforming into too manipulative a story.

Now, all of this sounds pretty awful unless you’re the parent of a young child in love with marine animals. Truly, it is quite possible that any adult needs to be on painkillers to fully appreciate the brave struggle of an animal and the impact it has upon her adoptive human family. Also quite impressive are the long trials and eventual success of the surly Dr. Cameron to come up with a successful tail replacement for Winter, and it’s a bonus to learn that his methods in developing this prosthetic innovation have since been implemented in human medicine as well. As always, Freeman is excellent in this role but does overshadow the rest of the cast with the exception of young Cozi Zuehlsdorff, who may give the likes of Chloe Moretz a run for their money in a few years. Overall, the cast is serviceable enough, and even the schlocky Connick can’t ruin this experience for young audience members — most children under the age of twelve years should be enraptured by the journey of Winter the dolphin, who still wears that now infamous prosthetic tail.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at Celebitchy.









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Comments

...goddamn dolphins.

Posted by: betsy at September 24, 2011 2:29 PM

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Posted by: Q at September 24, 2011 3:18 PM

You know who would HATE this movie? TYRA BANKS.

Posted by: Az at September 24, 2011 3:45 PM

I'm going to take my son to see this movie.


p.s. the next time you fucking hikers want to hike into Iran, please note that those Iranians will stick their foot in your ass. If it was up to me I would have let those two fucking numb-nuts rot in prison. That’s why I never liked hikers, they always going somewhere that they shouldn’t. Just like this fucking guy that had to cut his arm off because he got stuck up in the mountains between some rocks, fucking dumb ass. And now the citizens have to pay thousands of dollars to come and rescue these guys. If it were up to me I’d make hikers and white water rafters and any other people that like doing that shit to purchase insurance, that way the insurance will offset the cost of finding these fuckers. You never see black people getting killed by bears or bitten by snakes and shit. Every time you hear on t.v. that some man or woman got killed by a bear or some other shit, you don’t even have to look at the t.v. because you know the motherfucker was white. Stay your asses home, that’s why you have a t.v. and a computer, that’s why it’s called home entertainment.

Posted by: Pookie at September 24, 2011 3:51 PM

Black people get bit by lions.

Posted by: Larold at September 24, 2011 3:55 PM

That’s why I never liked hikers, they always going somewhere that they shouldn’t.

The Trespassers' Society

Posted by: idiosynchronic at September 24, 2011 5:21 PM

just sayin'

Posted by: Pookie at September 24, 2011 5:23 PM

@pookie Great rant! I concur!

Posted by: maxwell edison at September 24, 2011 6:17 PM

That fucking Kim Dalaney my god, she’s so fucked up and so fucking hot. I can imagine the demons that are running after that broad. That broad done seen it all, Sheen ain’t got nothing on her. Warlock my ass, Dalaney was here before the Indians.

Posted by: Pookie at September 24, 2011 7:46 PM

I’m bored and mad, those goddamn Hurricanes lost against Kansas, fucking Kansas. Four goddamn downs at the one and you can’t score. My guy tells me the Canes are a lock, three weeks in and I’m down two nickels, I‘m bleeding. I just hope LSU can cover, if LSU covers and I can get a three team teaser tomorrow I’ll be up by Sunday night then I can sit out and enjoy Monday night’s game.

Posted by: Pookie at September 24, 2011 8:04 PM

Hey Rowles, I like you and all, and I think you’re a stand up guy. But I had to unfollow you on twitter, please don’t take it personal.

Posted by: Pookie at September 24, 2011 8:09 PM

Much love to the Vicodin.

Posted by: Jerry at September 24, 2011 8:11 PM

There was this couple that was married for fifty years. So the husband goes out and buys two tickets for this Broadway show that his wife wanted to see. So a week before the show the wife drops dead of a heart attack. So the husband goes to the show in honor of his wife. He’s sitting in his seat but his wife’s seat is empty. Another couple comes up to him and ask about the empty seat, he proceeds to tell the couple about his wife passing away. So then the couple says “ it’s very sweet of you to honor your wife by keeping her seat empty.” The husband replies” oh no, I’m keeping this seat open for my friend, he’s at my wife’s funeral.”

Posted by: Pookie at September 24, 2011 8:20 PM

My wife recently bought one of those small wine refrigerators, she enjoys wine. I’m sorry but I just can’t get into wine, she likes to sit on the patio and drink her wine. I’ll sit with her but I just don’t like the taste of wine, all of the wines I’ve ever had were bitter. I’m not a wine enthusiast so I really don’t have a frame of reference. Maybe if I could find a very sweet bottle of wine I could come around to enjoying wine. Can anyone point me in the directing to a bottle of very sweet wine. I've tried all the Merlots, and the white wines, I've also tried Paul Newman's wine. Maybe wine isn’t supposed to be sweet, maybe I’m looking for something that doesn’t exist. I know I can be a dick at times, but forget that for a moment. Help me to enjoy sitting out back with my wife. Please.


Thanks,
Pooks

Posted by: Pookie at September 24, 2011 8:41 PM

Pook-amon:
What you want is some port wine, or maybe sherry if you can hold your liquor. But you and your wife stay off that damn patio. The bears'll get ya.

Posted by: Jerce at September 24, 2011 9:52 PM

@Pookie - there's an Alabama winery that makes muscadine wines. Morgan Creek Winery. I didn't think there was such a thing as a wine too sweet for me but I tried one of their desert wines and couldn't finish it, it was so sweet. They also make peach and blueberry wines.

Maybe a wine made from something other than grapes would suit you better.

Posted by: Trevorsmom at September 24, 2011 10:08 PM

I like Cabernet and Pinot Noir. It doesn't have to be very expensive either. 3 Penguins is a Cab I really enjoy and it is cheap. I enjoy wine so much more with food. Steak and a nice glass of red wine?
Shit, gonna pour a glass right now. Cheers!

Posted by: Daria at September 24, 2011 10:12 PM

Good thing you got your wisdom teeth extracted out of your head, anywhere else would probably hurt like a mofo.

Posted by: snapnhiss at September 24, 2011 11:15 PM

Trevor's Mom, do I know you? Did I stomp grapes with you a magical weekend down the 280 corridor? Did you drink muscadine wine with me? And how dare you recommend that sweet treacly shit! I know some people like that crap, but uuuuuuuuuuugh. Cavity city awaits those that regularly swill it. Recommend at least something with some decent credence, like riesling or something. Oh, and for a real odd treat, go to Ogan Winery by Montevallo, sip on the patio with their weird brown wine, and hop a ride on the steam train.

Posted by: noah at September 25, 2011 12:26 AM

p.s. the next time you fucking hikers want to hike into Iran, please note that those Iranians will stick their foot in your ass.
---
Pooks,

Guy I work with isn't saying they're Agency, he's just saying they might not exactly be "hikers."

Cause if they are, they're fucking idiots.

Also: Forks of Cheat winery/distillery, but you pretty much have to come to West By Fucking God Virginia. Though it sounds like you would fit in perfectly here.

Posted by: , at September 25, 2011 2:30 AM

My friend's kids went to school with Cozi a few years ago, and I got to see her perform in this archaeological musical called "Dig It!" I remember thinking, "That kid is a pretty good little actress."

Imagine my shock when I saw her in some random commercial for water, and now in this movie. I'm glad the film doesn't suck.

Posted by: Jelinas at September 25, 2011 5:50 AM

@noah - I doubt we've ever crossed paths. I've eaten wild muscadines off the vine in the Bankhead Forest but I've never stomped on any on purpose.

He wanted a very sweet bottle of wine. That stuff is the sweetest I've ever come across. Treacly is an apt description of it. I couldn't drink it.

Now, White Oak wines are pretty good and I have enjoyed a bottle or two from Perdido Vinyards, too, but I've never heard of an Ogen Winery near Montevallo. Might have to look them up.

Posted by: Trevorsmom at September 25, 2011 10:57 AM

This comment thread is like some kind of meta performance art. What in the hell...??

Posted by: Rest In Peace at September 25, 2011 9:50 PM

I have to admit, the presence of Connick couldn't ruin it for me. In fact, it's the only reason I'll watch it.

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