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By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (13)



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“Friday Night Lights’” Zach Gilford has been making incremental progress in his effort to jump from the small screen to the big, starting (more or less) with last year’s fairly terrible Post-Grad opposite Alexis Bledel. My guess is that he’s also trying to shed his stammering Cusackian persona, too. In Adam Salky’s tepid Dare (out on DVD today), Gilford plays Johnny, a high-school bad boy who gets caught in a love triangle with one male and one female classmate.

Emmy Rossum (The Day After Tomorrow, Poseidon) has her own child-actor reputation to work off, too. In Dare, she plays Alexa, a nerdy drama student with virginity to spare, who — after a brief conversation with a real actor (a one-scene turn from Alan Cumming, which is the highlight of the movie) — decides to undergo her own She’s All That fuck-me-boot-girl transformation, achieving her ultimate Blanche DuBoisian goal by allowing Johnny to trespass into her womanhood.

Meanwhile, her best friend, a misfit geek by the name of Ben (Ashley Springer) attempts to break out of his closet by also making advances on Johnny, and by advances, I mean: Go down on him at a swimming pool. Complications ensue when the friendships at the center of the love triangle crumble and bad-boy Johnny realizes he doesn’t really want to be a bad boy — he just wants a mommy and someone to love him.

Dare is ostensibly about high-school identity and and social anxiety, but if feels more like three interrelated episodes of “Extreme Makeover: Personality Edition” strung together to make an all too obvious point: All the cosmetics and threesomes in the world won’t change your essence. Dare is actually well-intentioned, and has some good points to make — that we’re not defined by our type — it just fails to make them well. It falters under stilted dialogue, icky “Afterschool Special” sexuality, and bland direction. Still, while Gilford doesn’t exactly shed that Cusackian image, he’s the bright spot in the film, displaying considerable range and getting to that soft sensitive spot at the center of the bad-boy caricature. He can’t save Dare, but he might just salvage his post-“FNL” career.

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Comments

Emmy Rossum? For realsies? Intriguing...

Posted by: Patty O'Green at February 9, 2010 2:10 PM

Dustin, when did you start using that new blurb? I enjoy it. (If it was weeks and weeks ago, sorry... I'm not very observant... )

So, by "icky Afterschool Special sexuality," I am assuming you mean that the sex isn't sexy. That makes me a sad Beaverpuppet. What's the point of sex that isn't sexy?! I mean, unless it's Showgirls. In which case it's all sorts of pointy. And floppy.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at February 9, 2010 2:13 PM

And no one likes a sad beaverpuppet.

Posted by: Brenton at February 9, 2010 2:24 PM

Agreed: the blurb is fantastic.

Extreme Makeover: Personality Edition could very well happen. I work in reality TV: I'll pitch the idea to one of my bosses and see if I can make it happen.

This movie always looked like what would amount to an interesting Netflix Instant Queue selection some afternoon when I'm bored. Here's hoping all the FNL kids are able to find viable post-show prospects.

Posted by: whatBENwatches at February 9, 2010 2:29 PM

They combined the dude from "Friday Night Lights" with gay hummers and made it boring? Heads will roll for this.

Posted by: Craig at February 9, 2010 2:45 PM

But wait, I think to myself, that sounds awfully familiar. I've seen that story. The swimming pool twigged it: a short in the compilation 'Boys Life 5' also called 'Dare', also (fortunately) by Mr Salky. I thought it very successful as a short, smart and mordant, so perhaps the expansion to feature length caused the watering down.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boys_Life_5

Not that this is a criticism. Love the short form. In that same compilation is 'Fishbelly White,' which expanded successfully into the 'The Mudge Boy.'

Posted by: Corvus at February 9, 2010 3:00 PM

I love Zach Gilford on "FNL" and detest Emmy Rossum. Go, Zach! But this will probably be a pass for me.

Posted by: Jelinas at February 9, 2010 3:02 PM

This was made in 1994 and it was called Threesome. It sucked then too.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at February 9, 2010 3:08 PM

This movie always looked like what would amount to an interesting Netflix Instant Queue selection

Sadly, it's not available as Instant. You'll have to wait for the DVD! I'm sure it's going to be a long, long line. And I'm already ahead of you! I'll try not to get it fingerprinty.

I feel like clearing my browser's cookies for some reason... I can't quite pinpoint it. It's almost like something is subliminally telling me to try it. Weird.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at February 9, 2010 3:11 PM

Yeah, the short "Dare" was awesome. The only real good scene in the long version was exactly the one that was a replay of the short (i.e. the pool scene).

And while they found a worthy badboy in Gilford, the other two mains just don't pull their weight.

They didn't get the chemistry nearly as right here as they did in the short.

Posted by: Kabada at February 9, 2010 3:32 PM

Okay, I went to add this to my Netflix queue and...Moon! "Moon" is finally avaiable! Yes!

Oh, right. "Dare". Triangle with two boys and a girl. I'm there.

Posted by: greer at February 9, 2010 6:58 PM

Fun fact: Matt Saracen has a small role in SUPER...things don't go well for his character.

Posted by: Justin at February 9, 2010 9:53 PM

Matt Saracen is too good for this. Think I'm gonna pass and just continue viewing him in his All-American-Puppy-Eyed-boy role.

Posted by: grace b at February 10, 2010 9:24 PM


















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