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Braveheart / Steven Lloyd Wilson

Film Reviews | October 21, 2009 | Comments (45)


“There’s a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom.” -William Wallace

When embarking on troublemaking in high school (which was fairly often, I was a regular rapscallion), my friends and I would call our parents and tell them that we were going to be at so-and-so’s house watching Braveheart. It was a credible movie for a bunch of teenage guys to be watching, without being particularly parentally unacceptable, in addition to being 3 hours long, thus giving a decent sized window of supposedly accounted-for time. My parents got me Braveheart on VHS for Christmas my senior year of high school since I had watched it with my friends at least two dozen times. It was a dreadful moment Christmas morning, staring down at the double-VHS box, realizing that in all the times I’d used it for an excuse, I’d never actually seen the movie.

Braveheart was Mel Gibson’s baby, a big budget affair that studios didn’t much want to get behind. Of course, it then made back its budget four times over in theaters and won five Oscars, including one for Gibson’s direction and one for best picture. It sparked a resurgence in Scottish nationalism, which had been simmering for centuries and hovering just below a boil since the discovery of North Sea oil off the Scottish coast. Memorials were erected to William Wallace at the sites of his battles (many fictional), culminating with the 13-ton sculpture bearing Gibson’s face and the title “Freedom” that was installed outside of the centuries-old Wallace Monument. In a savage blow for irony, repeated defacements led to the installation of a cage to protect the statue. In 1997, spurred on by the film’s popularity, Scotland managed to win its own parliament, devolved from that of the UK. It’s like a normal parliament, except everyone wears kilts and the committees fight like warrior-poets.

Not bad for a film with a script constructed of pure and unadulterated bullshit. Kilts weren’t invented for another three hundred years, Wallace probably didn’t knock up Isabelle since she was only ten when he was executed, and what little of Wallace remains in the historical record is hardly valedictory. He was a landowner, knight and medieval warrior, which made him much closer to an illiterate thug than the proto-nationalist freedom-phile featured in Braveheart.

There is a tension in story-telling between the need for drama and the duty to historical accuracy. It’s easy to complain about anachronisms like kilts or democratic philosophy three hundred years before its time. It’s even easier to nitpick that Wallace was an uneducated savage or that prima noctis was never implemented during Wallace’s lifetime in Scotland. But these sorts of complaints are peripheral to the real problem, that the story in Braveheart would be historically inaccurate even with all of those details fixed. Braveheart cannot possibly be true to history because it is not true to people in the first place. Take shows like “Rome” or “Deadwood”, or the plays of the late great Billy Shakespeare. They can be nitpicked to death on historical accuracy just as much as Braveheart, but the difference is that they fundamentally get the way people are.

Wallace is effectively an angel, Longshanks effectively a devil. There is never any question of motivation, the English are right bastards down to the lowest rapist soldier, the Scottish peasants innocent though brutal victims, the corrupt on both sides weaklings. It’s an artificially constructed situation, an elaborate straw man glorification of political violence. You see, it admits that violence is horrific, the battle scenes terrible enough that they had to be cut down in order not to get an NC-17 rating, but the film posits that violence is sometimes necessary and then presents the most extreme case possible as justification. It’s like admitting that killing your husband is a terrible crime, and then pointing out a situation in which the husband is Hitler, you just interrupted him while he was torturing a blind puppy, he already had paid off the corrupt police, and you just happened to have a loaded revolver in hand. That kind of cheap drama trivializes everything that real people go through. Sometimes horrible things are necessary, but it’s never as easy a moral decision as Gibson seem to insist.

Reality is mostly bereft of angels and devils, every one of us is a walking, talking gray area. The mundane face of evil, the ultimate lesson of the twentieth century, is something popcorn fiction avoids. If you can pile all the blame onto the shoulders of devils, the world seems a safer place, but it makes you a more dangerous person because you see a world only of good and evil, and those who anger you can only fit into one side of that schema. And if you pile all of the responsibility onto the shoulders of angels, then you forfeit to any savior that comes along all the moral responsibility of action.

That bitching aside — bitching that equally could be applied to about a dozen films a year churned out by Hollywood — Braveheart is far from a bad film. It constructs a beautiful fantasy, a sort of updating of the fable of Robin Hood. Love, betrayal, blood, honor, good and evil. And we can’t forget: freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!

“You admire this man, this William Wallace. Uncompromising men are easy to admire. He has courage; so does a dog. But it is exactly the ability to *compromise* that makes a man noble.” - the elder Robert the Bruce


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Comments

I still wanna know how they CGI'd that thrown sword to land at the EXACT PERFECT ANGLE FOR FREEDOM. Movie magic, I guess!

Posted by: Ian at October 21, 2009 3:15 PM

Kilts weren’t invented for another three hundred years

Ah, but without them in the film, we might not have had the wonderful battlefield mooning/swinging cod scenes.

Also, who doesn't love the crazy Irishman, Stephen?

The Lord says He can get me out of this mess,
but He's pretty sure you're fucked.

Posted by: dammitjanet at October 21, 2009 3:21 PM

At laast, an American that doesn't think that Braveheart is a documentary!

Posted by: Frank at October 21, 2009 3:22 PM

Everything you say about this movie is true, SLW. And you say it so well. But I still have a soft spot for this movie--come at it as escapist fantasy, and it's thrilling, to say the least.

You can say a lot of stuff about Mel Gibson, but when he shoots a movie it is, at the very least, breathtakingly gorgeous to look at (see also: Apocalypto).

Posted by: Jerce at October 21, 2009 3:26 PM

This movie rocks. One of my favorites.

If I want history, I read a book. Always. I never look to Hollywood to get educated. And anyone who does that deserves their ignorance.

Posted by: ingres at October 21, 2009 3:55 PM

That statement by Wallace is absurd on its face. A king exists to provide any number of things for his people. Freedom, at least in the sense of political self-determination, is not one of them. In fact, that's probably the absolute LAST thing a king wants to provide to his people.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at October 21, 2009 3:55 PM

I put this movie in the same category as graphic novels that twist reality to create a compelling story. It's entertaining as hell and adds nothing to the historical record. Like a cat with tape on its paws.

Posted by: Kballs at October 21, 2009 4:00 PM

This is a very good piece, and you make excellent points about good and evil and the reality of the grays in this world, but - I can't help it - I still love this movie.

My favorite historical inaccuracy about Braveheart is that the "Battle Of Stirling" (the first of the two major conflicts we see that Wallace and the Scots win) was in reality the "Battle Of Stirling Bridge." Wallace won by luring the Brits - who were trying to reach an open field for an honorable, properly arrayed military faceoff - across the bridge and then setting it on fire as the army crossed.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 21, 2009 4:03 PM

Braveheart is total Mel Gibson nonsense but it's totally awesome Mel Gibson nonsense...love me some archetypes.

I would watch that whole G-d damn movie just to get to the end where Hamish chucks Wallace's sword.

Posted by: Jordan at October 21, 2009 4:11 PM

As a student of Scottish history, I lived there a while to study it. And I'd just like to say please read The Scottish Nation: 1700-2007 by TM Devine. Then not only will you know that Braveheart is wrong, but you will also know that Steven is are completely wrong with his history as well. Like when the Wallace Monument was built and when kilts were first used. Know your facts if you're gonna bitch.

Posted by: AlannaJudith at October 21, 2009 4:16 PM

my husband was named for Robert the Bruce :) but he was born back in 1969 so... not because of this movie... although his name is Bruce... not Robert... he thinks his mom was kinda dumb for doing that... she must have been drinking lots of potato juice at the time :P

this movie is entertaining even if it's not historically accurate... again... if you get your 'learnin' from hollywood then you deserve to be stupid

Posted by: Tammers at October 21, 2009 4:22 PM

It's. A. Movie. And a well-made, well-acted one as well.

Posted by: James S at October 21, 2009 4:27 PM

Like many before me, despite all the valid complaints about this movie, I still really enjoy it.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at October 21, 2009 4:31 PM

I went to the University of Stirling for a semester, right in the shadow of the Wallace Monument. There's a statue of William Wallace at the foot of Abbey Crag where the road leads up to a (rather phallic) tower. Now, anyone who has been to Scotland knows that Wallace was not a kilt-wearing cotter-- no, he was an armor-wearing nobleman who stood a towering 6 feet tall.

The reason I mention this is that, for some ungodly reason, the statue of Wallace at the Wallace Monument is of the wee be-kilted Gibson character, not the historical figure. Not only that, the statue is, essentually, in a cage. Apparently the locals weren't fans of the statue and tried to take its head off in the night. Freeeeeeeeeedom, indeed.

I still like the movie, though. I'm a sucker for that sort of thing. :)

Posted by: pereka at October 21, 2009 4:42 PM

"It’s easy to complain about anachronisms like kilts or democratic philosophy three hundred years before its time."

AlannaJudith already took the author to task for not knowing when kilts were first used. I'd like to add a bit of nit-pickery about the second part: democratic philosophy. You've heard of Athens, right? That dude Plato? His book, The Republic? Here's a bit from book 8 of The Republic:

"And then democracy comes into being after the poor have conquered their opponents, slaughtering some and banishing some, while to the remainder they give an equal share of freedom and power; and this is the form of government in which the magistrates are commonly elected by lot.

Yes, he said, that is the nature of democracy, whether the revolution has been effected by arms, or whether fear has caused the opposite party to withdraw"

As AlannaJudith said: Know your facts if you're gonna bitch.

Posted by: nit picky jerk at October 21, 2009 4:44 PM

Our family is a mixture of Irish and Scottish mutt, and I think someone once did a lineage and we have vague attachments to Wallace (as do a lot of people), but what gets me every time is the MUSIC! Sweet Christ, when I hear the bagpipes at the end when he's about to be beheaded and he sees his dead wife and the music swells I feel like I could start riding into battle half naked with blood and filth on my cheeks and start stabbing people with a sword five times longer than me. I cry at the end every time. I know it's not historically accurate, but it's a great piece of music that feels melancholy and wistful and like you can change destiny.

Posted by: scorzi at October 21, 2009 4:57 PM

I hated this movie! Hate hate hated it! It was long and boring and inaccurate and unbelievable and it made me loath Mel Gibson long before it was fashionable to do so.I considered Rob Roy to be a much better film.

Posted by: brite at October 21, 2009 5:04 PM

If you can pile all the blame onto the shoulders of devils, the world seems a safer place, but it makes you a more dangerous person because you see a world only of good and evil, and those who anger you can only fit into one side of that schema. And if you pile all of the responsibility onto the shoulders of angels, then you forfeit to any savior that comes along all the moral responsibility of action.

Are you speaking of Fox News?

Posted by: Ken at October 21, 2009 5:15 PM

this was one of the best reviews I have ever read on this site and I really like this site to begin with. congrats.

Posted by: kerimcan at October 21, 2009 5:22 PM

I'm half watching Braveheart for probably the 15th time I type this. And yes Steven, you are 100% right in your criticisms of this movie, but damn if it ain't entertaining. Maybe its because I'm Irish and I just love seeing thousands of Englishmen get cut to ribbons but crazy old Mel done good with this one if you ask me.

Posted by: The Chief at October 21, 2009 5:34 PM

Thanks for the non-review. Also, could people please quit bitching about historical accuracy - it's fiction damnit. And stop the comparisons to Rob Roy - apples to oranges, people.

Posted by: sosumi at October 21, 2009 5:39 PM

Me likee the Rob Roy. Evil and kilt wearing and some hubba hubba
up on the hill. Tim Roth makes me wee heart go all piddley squish.
Liam *who*?!
Oh yeah, Braveheart's a nifty movie too. Never knew it was crap re history.
Thank you. The music is just freakin wonderful. I've always been geeky for
movie soundtracks.

Posted by: Ms MoMo at October 21, 2009 5:50 PM

A fantastic review. But, even though I know that everything you're saying is true, and I completely agree with you, I still can't help but love the hell out of this movie. I think part of it was just that I watched it at the perfect time in my life--I was an impressionable teen just discovering an obsession with movies, and this was one bombastic, epic effort. I didn't care for historical accuracy, I just wanted the spectacle of it. And even today, when I know how ridiculous the whole thing is, I'll still watch the damn thing all the way through over and over again. It's just so damn entertaining, violent, romantic, tragic, cheesy and addictive. It's also the reason why I can't quite bring myself to hate Mel Gibson, even though I know I should. I just liked fake-William Wallace too much.

Posted by: figgy at October 21, 2009 5:57 PM

My favorite historical inaccuracy about Braveheart is that the "Battle Of Stirling"... was in reality the "Battle Of Stirling Bridge."

Yeah, but the real battle was tooooooootally boring. The one in Braveheart had horses and pikes and guys on fire and I killed a guy with a trident! mooning and blood and guts n stuff.

Posted by: figgy at October 21, 2009 6:05 PM

Chief, being of Irish stock myself, I'm with you completely on this one! I'm half watchin it myself on Film4, just can't help it, every time its on I get completely sucked in!

Posted by: sheepeyes at October 21, 2009 6:12 PM

When I was in Scotland I was told that the statue was paid for by Americans and was basically a big joke. I always prefered Rob Roy to be honest.

Posted by: Will at October 21, 2009 6:32 PM

He was a landowner, knight and medieval warrior, which made him much closer to an illiterate thug than the proto-nationalist freedom-phile featured in Braveheart.

Actually, William Wallace was a fairly complex character:

"Far from a scrappy commoner who clawed his way up from the mud to defend his homeland, William Wallace was actually a knight from a noble family, and his father Malcolm wasn't killed by the English, but fought on the English side in exchange for political favor. Also, instead of kilts, the Wallace and his army wore saffron shirts."

But think of it like this, Braveheart isn't historical fiction, it's a fantasy, like Lord of the Rings. It's not as good as Lord of the Rings, but it's still nice to think of pure good verses pure evil every now and then to avoid the crushing burden of living in such a morally ambiguous world.

Plus, at least Braveheart was daring with it's violence, and I'd much rather watch it than, say, Transformers: Revenge of Michael Bay's Tiny Penis.

Posted by: George at October 21, 2009 6:47 PM

"Did Braveheart run away?! DID PAYBACK RUN AWAY?!"

Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 21, 2009 8:56 PM

The first time I saw this film I couldn't stop snickering over "outlaw tunes on outlaw pipes" and that line remains one of my favorite movies to this day... right up there with the Von Traps singing their way into Germany.

Posted by: Cara at October 21, 2009 11:20 PM

Haha, what a coincidence. I'm watching this movie with my Comparative Civilizations class right now. I have an odd love/hate relationship with this movie, as someone who studied Scottish history in university. The great thing is, the kids LOVE this movie. And I think its pro-violence message is going to make our discussion of the IRA and the troubles veeerrry interesting since they are so blatantly "Rah rah William Wallace and revolution" right now.

The best thing that came out of this class so far was my discussion of the homophobic issues re: Edward II's portrayal in the movie, and one of my students drew me a picture of Edward II and his movie lover skipping through a field together that says "It's OK to be gay!"

Posted by: teacupnosaucer at October 21, 2009 11:28 PM

Like many readers of this site, i enjoy Steven Lloyd Wilson's reviews.

This, however, was not a review, and wasn't even an interesting distraction. Moreover, the last quote detracts fundamentally from Steven's prinicipal contention.

Not angry. Just disappointed.

Posted by: Peter G at October 22, 2009 4:04 AM

Mad Max in a kilt. Load of shite. Watch Lethal Weapon 3 instead.

Posted by: TSF at October 22, 2009 8:10 AM

Brite--you basically said everything I wanted to say. Rob Roy deserved much more praise for being a thoughtful film. Braveheart? Craptastical Overrated Pukemunch. And don't get me started on "The Patriot".

/Damn, now I'm started on "The Patriot"...

Posted by: Bd at October 22, 2009 9:03 AM

When I saw it the first time I was still crying when I left the theatre.
When The Bruce finally gets off the fence and says "You bled with Wallace. Now bleed with me." (right out of Robbie Burns' poem BTW), Hamish throws that big fucking claymore of Wallaces onto the battlefield and the music cranks up...I cry like a fucking baby every time.
That closing scene of the claymore sticking in the gorund is one of the best...

Posted by: East Coast Ugly at October 22, 2009 9:29 AM

I'm with brite.
Fucking HATE this movie.

Posted by: Stella at October 22, 2009 10:21 AM

If nothing else, this film should be commended for inspiring the band that here goes by Hogblast to write the song "Balls the Size of Scotland."

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at October 22, 2009 10:31 AM

I don't understand the ire. Movies almost always change "history" to make it more cinematic. People round these parts loved 300. My husband, a history major with a focus on Greek and Roman history, nearly went into fits of apoplexy during the movie because of the glaring historical inaccuracies. If you want historical accuracy don't watch a movie, watch a historical documentary and try not to fall asleep.

Posted by: androstarr at October 22, 2009 11:59 AM

this was the first movie I cried during. Mostly though because my dad bears a striking resemblance to Mel Gibson (he used to get stopped for autographs) so watching him get tortured was a bit tough for me. Also - I agree with everyone who has mentioned that if you want historical accuracy there are several better places to begin than movies...like maybe a library? just sayin

Posted by: Jilly at October 22, 2009 1:54 PM

OR A TIME MACHIIIIIIIINE!

Posted by: Daniel Hall at October 22, 2009 8:22 PM

"In 1997, spurred on by the film’s popularity, Scotland managed to win its own parliament"

ha. hahaha. err . . . you're tongue is firmly in your cheek, right?

Or were you *ACTUALLY* linking national politics with this American diddly-ay take on Scottish history? It's a bit 2000&Late to maintain the insular attitude that anything the U.S. does must be of paramount importance to all the peasants in those measly foreign countries ;) You're mixing up Scottish nationalism with the cash cow of Yank tourists flying over to see where Mel did all that running about and shouting, which was both milked and mocked incessantly.

All the same: I'm touched by your fantastical perception of Braveheart as a movie that actually, like, made a difference to the world and stuff. hehe.

Posted by: tiggy at October 22, 2009 10:09 PM

I haven't seen the film because as I've mentioned, I'm a professional wuss. Edward I was a scary-ass scary-ass, and I don't have the stomach for 'A Series of Unremarkable Amputations' or 'ap Gryfudd Abatoire'. Geez, the thought of it makes me want to make my exit into the inclement night and take a horse for a stumble off of a cliff. This is the psycho who expelled the Jews from England and invented hanging, drawing and quartering. Malleus ec Scotorum ACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK! The first made sadly contemporary sense, the latter was batshit, even for those days.

Those Plantagenets didn't fuck around...unless it was with a Gaveston, allegedly. Man, if you were Isabella, you'd need your Mortimer too. I wonder why there isn't more trauma drama centering around Edward II. It would be disgusting, compelling stuff. I'd never be able to sit through 'A Tale of Two Dispensers', but it would be a nice break from the Tudor-philia that abounds. And if Ranulf Higden is to be believed...though, we're saying he's not, right?

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at October 23, 2009 12:41 AM

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Posted by: Helen at October 23, 2009 1:38 AM

Braveheart is fake? Bullshit. Next you're going to tell me the way it went down in Public Enemies wasn't accurate either. Wait...damn you History Channel!!

Posted by: DeistBrawler at October 23, 2009 2:56 AM

You are not quite right about the kilts: The actors were wearing "great kilts". These were around at the time, and Wallace's new wife helps him get into one. They are basically a piece really long woven cloth. The trick was in the wrapping. The small kilt, which is what you see mostly nowadays was a much later invention.

Do you know why they are called "kilts"? Because the first man to call them a "skirt" was kilt.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yards.

As you can see, I am an expert.

Posted by: Chuck Vekert at October 23, 2009 2:43 PM

The biggest point people miss about this movie is that it never pretends to be historically accurate.

The basic premise of your review, Rowles, is flawed. And you should know it's flawed. The header about history being written by the victors is lifted from the movie. The meaning of the header is that this film does not follow written history.

The movie itself says it's not historically accurate. So why would you hold it to standards it doesn't pretend to live by?

And, by the way, they didn't film the Battle of Stirling on a bridge because they couldn't afford it. I think the end result was pretty badass anyway.

Posted by: ingres at October 23, 2009 2:50 PM





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