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Arthur Review: The Bravest, Boldest Comedy of 2011

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (35)



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There have been several comedies released in 2011, each noble in their own endeavors. The Green Hornet, for instance, wrapped comedy around a superhero action flick. And who could forget Just Go With It, which valiantly attempted to convince us that Jennifer Aniston was homely. There was also Hall Pass, which bravely tried to convince us that the Farrelly Brothers were still relevant, while Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son indomitably stretched our patience with Martin Lawrence in a gender-reversed fat suit beyond its snapping point.

But Arthur does something even more audacious. It goes for broke. This spirited little remake of an 80’s Dudley Moore film fearlessly endeavors to be the first comedy of 2011 without a shred of comedic value. It is completely humorless! There’s not a funny moment in the entire film. Arthur has the gritty audacity to entirely subvert the comedy genre by removing precisely what it is that makes a comedy a comedy, namely moments, scenes, lines, situations, or facial expressions that might elicit laughter. How daring! How bold! How adventurous!

It’s not to say that Arthur doesn’t have a few sweet moments — it does, mostly in the last act, and thanks mostly to the talents of Greta Gerwig and Helen Mirren. But sweetness is so conventional. Russell Brand is a decidedly unconventional comedian. What Brand brings to the comedy is marvelously unexpected — he completely strips it of any enjoyment! He’s comedy repellent. He’s so perfectly cast here in the year’s first anti-comedy comedy that you just have to tip your hat to the guy — it’s such an achievement, to be able to carry an entire comedy on his back and yet bring no charm or humor to the table. Obnoxiousness? Of course, he has that in spades. Is he irritating? Absolutely! Does he say “cheeky” a lot? Naturally. But is he funny in Arthur? Not even a little bit.

Brand stars as the title character here, a billionaire playboy who fills the void that his dead father and absentee mother left in his life with booze and expensive toys. He’s taken care of by his nanny, Hobson (Helen Mirren), who shoos away the prostitutes after heavy nights of drinking and British yelly-ness. However, after crashing his Batmobile into a large bull statue and bringing disgrace upon his family, Arthur’s mother threatens to cut off his inheritance unless he marries Susan Johnson (Jennifer Garner). He’s not in love with Susan, and Susan is not in the least interested in love. She only wants Arthur’s name so that she can be a billionaire instead of a millionaire. (And if it were possible, Jennifer Garner is an even weaker link than Brand here.)

Arthur, however, falls in love with a Naomi (Gerwig), an unlicensed tour guide with an ill father. This presents a challenge for Arthur because choosing Naomi over Susan would mean cutting ties to his wealth, and Arthur doesn’t know how to take care of himself, a decidedly inconvenient position when facing poverty. But he does know how to impress a woman with money and Pez, although Naomi is only interested in his encouragement. He encourages her to become a children’s author, see, and that’s the sort of thing that might prompt a woman to swoon.

It’s all a sticky wicket until, of course, Hobson comes down with a life-threatening illness, and what was once a comedy without any comedy goes a little pear-shaped, and becomes something about material possessions and alcohol addiction and other things that hardly befit the first two acts of Arthur. Of course, it’s that incongruous last act that’s almost watchable. As he demonstrated in Get Him to the Greek, there’s a moderately affecting sad clown inside of Russell Brand, though it’s usually hard to see, what with the braying and the bouncy Drop Dead Fredding all around the screen. He is almost convincing as a sad person trapped in the body of a meth-addled douchebag, and in playing opposite the radiant Greta Gerwig and the stellar Helen Mirren, you can sense that he has some untapped dramatic talent buried deep down beneath the energy drinks and Ritalin.

It’s not enough to redeem Arthur, of course. Don’t be silly. That would take an Act of God. But at least it demonstrates that there’s something else rattling around in that tinny little head of Brand’s that might be useful in the future. In the meantime, unless you’re into experimental feats of comedic banality and laborious achievements of anti-humor, Arthur, like Russell Brand, is best left ignored.









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Comments

Hooray!

I can now go watch the Dudley Moore version this weekend for the thousandth time without any guilt!

I usually have to go to a bowling alley to find movie reviews of this caliber.

RIP Gielgud

Posted by: JByrd at April 8, 2011 4:09 PM

Aw, this makes me sad, I was hoping this wasn't going to totally suck. I might be in the minority but I like Russel Brand, I think he is a clever guy with his heart in the right place.

Posted by: Mebe at April 8, 2011 4:12 PM

You actually had to watch this movie to determine it was going to suck? You couldn't tell that from trailers? Are you required to see every movie that comes out?

As soon as I heard Brand was cast in it, Helen Mirren or no Helen Mirren, I knew it was going to suck.

Posted by: John W at April 8, 2011 4:12 PM

The ads convinced me to stay away from this movie at all costs. Thank you, Dustin, for reinforcing my belief that this piece of celluloid offal will suck. Immensely. The kind of suction that could decompress an entire office building.

Posted by: The Wanderer at April 8, 2011 4:20 PM

If you only knew how many tirades I have had to listen to about this abomination, I would get carte blanche to pee on the collected Dr. Who oeuvre and a 15 minute pass to view the contents of TK's basement without fear of reprisal or incarceration. Mr. Julien and I love Arthur. (I would say we lurve it, but I won't cheapen the proceedings with a Woody Allen reference. Forget I mentioned it.) We watch, we laugh, we rue the lack of outtakes, we feel sorry that the writer/director died after just one film, but rally when we again agree that he made one perfect one. Gielgud is sublime, he is a master class in acting. Minelli's a delight. Moore a sloppy drunk whose utter lack of malice and guile makes him a redeemable lush.

A real woman could make me see this movie.

It would have to be a real big woman.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at April 8, 2011 4:21 PM

I didn't love the first one. Primarily because Liza Minnelli makes me uncomfortable for reasons I can't articulate.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 8, 2011 4:27 PM

I, I just asofva sldf has;ofh ;asoefhn. How, why, wait, is purple a vegetable? Off the fainting couch Paddy! I'm going down.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at April 8, 2011 4:31 PM

I wonder about the prospect of a day when I will come to Pajiba and a headline such as that one will not be sarcastic. Not this time. Another viewing ordeal for our sacrificial viewer Dustin Rowles and an entertaining eviscerating review as a result.

I do think Brand is going to surprise people one of these days. In interviews he has always seemed smart and quick-witted to me.

*Spoiler for old Arthur and possibly this one*

I am wondering if Hobson still dies. I'm guessing "yes." This remake glut seems not to want to alter a single major beat.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at April 8, 2011 4:35 PM

Oooooh, Darth you just gave Dustin an idea for next April 1st!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at April 8, 2011 4:39 PM

I don't know why this review is here, because this movie does not exist.

Posted by: JrFanBoy at April 8, 2011 4:42 PM

I see what you did with the old bait and switch there from the title to the review.

I guess you could call yourself a Master Baiter.

Posted by: mswas at April 8, 2011 4:42 PM

Dustin, I thought we also learned from Get Him to the Greek that Russel Brand is not funny. I appreciate you torturing yourself for your craft, but I agree with some of the others that this review was unnecessary.

Posted by: dagnabbit at April 8, 2011 4:43 PM

Mrs. Julien:

Our paths must divert on some occasions. After all, you don't care for Arsenic and Old Lace, which in a lesser being I would see as the worst of character flaws but in you I choose to see it as an eccentricity.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 8, 2011 4:52 PM

Russell Brand desperately wants to appeal to middle America. Why? I don't know. However, he's doing it all wrong.

Dear Russell, Aunty B is here to explain to you how to appeal to middle America.

1. Cut your hair.
2. Take a bath, regularly.
3. Quit wearing tight pants and button your shirt.
4. Divorce the plastic blow-up doll and marry a country western singer instead. I believe Marie Osmond is available.
5. Start going to a "normal" church regularly. (Oh, shut up, you know what I mean.)
6. Suck up to Disney and start making remakes of old live action Disney movies. I believe "The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes" might be up your alley.

Posted by: BWeaves at April 8, 2011 5:11 PM

Mrs. Julien >> I give you April Fool's Day 2007.

http://www.pajiba.com/guides/the-defining-movie-of-this-generation.php

*obligatory comment about feeling old in realizing that he's been lurking on this site for over four years*

Posted by: DarthCorleone at April 8, 2011 5:11 PM

I didn't need this review to tell me two hours of watching a smelly doofus prance around like an idiot was not gonna be entertaining.

Are we just about done with Yahoo Serious 2.0?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 8, 2011 5:35 PM

How, why, wait, is purple a vegetable? Off the fainting couch Paddy! I'm going down.

Mrs. Julien, between "whooseypoof" and this thread, I'm THISCLOSE to finding out where you live, moving there, and stalking you until you become my best friend.

{Don't worry, will never happen, I will never leave my fair & rainy city. But I can dream about it!}

Posted by: MM at April 8, 2011 5:44 PM

Y'see, this is the sort of thing that makes me, as a person from the UK, feel I should apologise for Russell Brand. (Then I remember that I'm a Scot and that we're pretty much exonerated.)

Actually, about four years ago he hosted a very bizarre kind of talk show after Big Brother and it was really very funny. It wasn't as frantic as he seems to be now but was rather off-the-wall and featured a pantomime horse and a plastic doll named after a moderately famous Manchester United forward which inexplicably had tentacles instead of legs by the end of the series. RB was infinitely more entertaining than the series he was supposed to be talking about.

Once again, I can only apologise for the void of suck he seems to have become.

Posted by: lingli at April 8, 2011 5:53 PM

god-DAMMIT Dustin, why'd you fuck with me like that?!? Now I love sarcasm and use it extensively myself, but jeez-- there are LIMITS, asshole!

(pause, deep breath) I finally get home from work to relax, pull up Pajiba & see that headline--
I got the exact same stunned, vacant sensation I had as a kid once- just once, but never forgotten: a tiny, vacant & surreal split-second that came between slamming head-first into the pavement when my skateboard went out from under me, followed instantly by the agonizing realization of the physical pain setting in. NOT a memory I needed to experience again, dude!

I thought you'd had a 'fun Friday' w/ your kid at the movies & went soft for a second, I wouldn't put it past you- imagine my friggin' relief upon clicking to the review to see otherwise- it's either very bad timing on your part. or perhaps another symptom of the paranoia that's been building recently, my being a federal employee and all.

But damn that Brand guy is just creepy, he shouldn't even be seen in public, much less on the big screen, with those Manson-like crazy eyeballs of his. Two things are for certain, he's gonna go psychotic one day, guaranteed; AND some fresh hack is just now polishing up his final draft of 'Arthur 2'.

Heh heh- "comedy repellent," that's a good one.

Posted by: Tony at April 8, 2011 6:48 PM

"This spirited little remake of an 80’s Dudley Moore film" may be factually accurate, but it belittles that earlier movie. The original Arthur was everything a comedy once aspired to be - witty, sweetly subversive, and actually funny. What the hell has happened, Hollywood?

Posted by: James S at April 8, 2011 6:57 PM

::fist-bumps BarbadoSlim::

You are so dead on.

Posted by: readrick at April 8, 2011 7:45 PM

I love the original, EXCEPT FOR LIZA MINELLI.

The "chemistry" between those characters was just nonexistent. Awful. And she's such a spazmo.

Anyway, I'm sad to say this, but in the trailer when Brand has Mirren put on that Darth Vader helmet and say something about a weenie, my husband laughed. LAUGHED.

I hung my head.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at April 8, 2011 8:05 PM

Maybe Russell Brand got stuck between the moon and New York City.

SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at April 8, 2011 8:08 PM

Good Mirren bits are good enough for me to not turn this off when it winds up on late night cable rotation in a few years. That woman's strong enough to entrap me in Calendar Girls whenever I see it coming up on the TV schedule.

Posted by: Robert at April 8, 2011 8:44 PM

Why are people suggesting a film critic not review a new film? Obviously somebody on the staff was going to review it. Jesus, Dustin, you can't win, can you? You write non-review article and people shit on you for not writing a review, then you write a review (frankly, the only review for this movie I planned on reading, and I was not disappointed) and you get shit for doing that. Fuck. I will endeavor to be nicer to you from now on.

Posted by: RobP at April 9, 2011 10:00 AM

I am soo glad that this movie stinks, maybe Hollywood will buck up it's ideas and start producing original movies again.

Also, Russell Brand? Die already.

Posted by: frank_247 at April 9, 2011 10:32 AM

Please tell me they did not fuck with one of my favorite movie lines, in fact please tell me they didn't besmirch it at all:

"I race cars, get drunk and fondle women, but I have weekends off and I'm my own boss."

Posted by: , at April 9, 2011 11:03 AM

Oh I see Rowles, you thought that somehow “Get Him to the Greek?” wasn’t Brand’s fault.

Posted by: Pookie at April 9, 2011 11:54 AM

Well, if all else fails he can just fill Angus Scrimm's shoes in those upcoming Phantasm remakes...

In short, that teaser pic pins him for a Tall Man dead ringer.

Posted by: Recondite at April 9, 2011 8:03 PM

yahoo serious 2.0 is funny.

but ya, russell brand is so awesomely hated on this site while i think he's alright enough. in the preview he looked kinda silly-- i don't know if there's something seriously ugh i'm missing....could be i'm wrong since i haven't seen his movies really. regardless its good to see he's got a bit of hope inside him, maybe he'll age well...

i loved original arthur. love my moore.

Posted by: amandita at April 10, 2011 1:40 AM

Definitely not surprised by this review but the hubs and I saw it tonight and I enjoyed it! It's no intellectual goldmine but it was rather sweet and silly. My standards for laughs admittedly aren't that high, but I have a very strong preference for this type of overly childish, nonsensical leading man versus fart-loving, smarmy frat boys. At least that's how it seems to average out for me...I love films like Hot Rod and hate crap like Wedding Crashers. I can never agree on comedies with my friends unless we go back a few decades.

Posted by: mb at April 10, 2011 3:37 AM

ya know I'd had mild hopes for this after seeing Hellen Mirrim on the posters but there you go and kill it all.

Posted by: Ben at April 11, 2011 12:09 AM


russell brand is a cure for amnesia ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!

Posted by: snake at April 11, 2011 4:23 PM

...I do not think that word means what you think it means?

Posted by: mb at April 11, 2011 5:13 PM

I was infuriated by the title of this post until I read it...you got me. I'm still angry I sat through this. The Russell Brand novelty has completely disappeared.

Love the site. I'll be back.

Posted by: Ryan at April 14, 2011 8:19 PM