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Yeezianity is an Official Religion. Here's Why We Should All Join at Once.

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | January 15, 2014 | Comments ()

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | January 15, 2014 |


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According to Time, an anonymous group has formed a religion around His Holiness, Kanye West. To some, this might seem odd, even blasphemous. I think it makes more sense than you might think.

Because he has already stood up against dark forces.

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Because he is not ashamed to fraternize with those seen as wicked or sinful.

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Because he speaks the truth.

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Because his responsibilities are vast.

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Because his priorities are solid.

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Because his apostles are flawless.

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Because he knows how to make a lady feel special.

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Because I would climb up to the damn mount to see more of his sermons.

Amen.

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