Yeezianity is an Official Religion. Here's Why We Should All Join at Once.

According to Time, an anonymous group has formed a religion around His Holiness, Kanye West. To some, this might seem odd, even blasphemous. I think it makes more sense than you might think.

Because he has already stood up against dark forces.

Because he is not ashamed to fraternize with those seen as wicked or sinful.

Because he speaks the truth.

Because his responsibilities are vast.

Because his priorities are solid.

Because his apostles are flawless.

Because he knows how to make a lady feel special.

Because I would climb up to the damn mount to see more of his sermons.

Amen.