Yeah B*tches! Aaron Paul Figured Out How to Piss Off Skynet Siri

By Cindy Davis | Celebrity | July 1, 2015 | Comments ()

By Cindy Davis | Celebrity | July 1, 2015 |


Having a slow morning at work? Is your coffee not quite doing the trick, Microsoft whatthefuckever isn’t working right and you’re about to toss that hunk of plastic and metal they call a computer across the room? Bitches, don’t get frustrated — get even!

Apparently Aaron Paul likes spending his free time asking Apple’s Skynet representative aka Siri inane questions to see if he can drive her it off the deep end and he’s managed to discover how to, at the very least, piss off his “phone” (hopefully, not enough to trigger some catastrophic program that calls in reinforcements). Siri’s amusingly cranky response to Paul’s mathematical question is cackle-worthy, but if you try asking yourself, don’t blame me when your electronic identity is wiped from existence…

Go ahead, do it. We’ll wait.


Or, if you can’t get away right now, read Siri’s snippy response:

“Imagine that you have zero cookies, and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.”

Now we have Skynet on our tails, no cookies, and no friends.

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Hey, wait a minute…I know just who can help us with at least two of those problems.

Cindy Davis, (Twitter)


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