What the Pajiba 10 Would Have Looked Like If Voting Had Started Two Weeks Later
The results for the Pajiba 10 went up today and hot damn, do you all have some fine taste in fantasy bedfellows. But it’s impossible to ignore the single most egregious omission. She came into our lives like a proton-gun-licking Kinsey-scale-expanding siren of sexual explosions.
If only voting for your freebies had started a few weeks later (say, for instance, the day after Ghostbusters opened), surely things would have turned out differently.
10. Kate McKinnon (In General & Forever)
9. Kate McKinnon’s Good Listening Face
8. Kate McKinnon’s Unfaltering Knowledge of Sex Things
7. Kate McKinnon’s Sexually Confusing Impressions
6. Kate McKinnon’s Angsty Phase
5. Kate McKinnon Dancing
4. All of Kate McKinnon’s Hobbies, In Fact
3. Kate McKinnon’s Single Eyelid
2. Kate McKinnon’s Second Amendment Right to Lick Arms
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